Will you sell your soul to the Devil and for how much?

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A Sinful Woman Anoints Jesus


…47Therefore I tell you, because her many sins have been forgiven, she has loved much. But he who has been forgiven little loves little.” 48Then Jesus said to her, “Your sins are forgiven.” 49But those at the table began to say to themselves, “Who is this who even forgives sins?”…

a pack of cigarretes whenever i ask
and a lighter that is always full

>>17946126
For 3 fiddy or a donut

>>17946154
>>17946168
Are you ready to sign tonight on the dotted line?

I would like to be the best violin player that ever lived!

>>17946207
Sorry, that one is already sold.

$20 grand deposited in my bank account today.

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I dump dump on niggas with a quickness
And they got no cure for this sickness

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>>17946126
>Will you sell your soul to the Devil
Hell no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNH6stfvCiM

>>17946126
I'd only sell my soul if I could get a full time grim reaper position.

>>17946136
>10,000 years ago
>and thats why you're a whore Isha
>a filthy filthy whore
>but father
>no buts, you must leave this home and never come back
>if I must
>god wills it
>*10 minutes later*
>is she gone?
>yea shes gone
>sweet, was getting pretty sick of dealing with that
>yea me too
>think she'll be ok?
>yea she'll probably be fine

>>17946126
>ask the devil for 100 trillion dollars
>bang 20 year old sluts for the rest of my life
>on deathbed
>challenge the devil to a game of chess, double or nothing
>call him a wimp if he refuses
>w..wwhat did you ss...say? I a..aacept...
>psh...nothin personel...metatron...

>>17946126
No dollar amount would cut it. I want 3 things. None of these are allowed to arouse suspicion or get me in trouble either.
1) No matter what I'm wearing, if I reach into my pocket I will pull out the amount of money I want. If I'm in a foreign country it will be in their currency. There is no limit to this.
2) I have a credit card that I can never lose, never expires, and is universally accepted with no limit set and it never needs to be paid back (1 and 2 cover all monetary bases)
3) I live a long and healthy life. I stay in good shape without significant effort, I never get sick or diseased, etc. I can die anytime after age 110 let's say.

If I could get that I would actively go out and get more souls too. Being poor sucks.

>>17946126
If heaven is rea,l no
if not probably becoming the best artist there ever was, I will be remembered and will make tons of money while I live

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>>17946412
This guy knows what's up

>>17946405
kek

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Romina moved in the same circles as the so-called Hollywood Illuminati, was friends with the Kardashian family, among others. She began making statements ...

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Selling Your Soul To the Devil Actually Works?
Very powerful TRUE story:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrgpsqa7pSo

Id sell my soul for the ability to learn fast so i can learn how to do anything i want,therefore, have anything i want

I would for my family's well-being and their decendants for ever.

>>17947286

It didn't work. I've never heard of her. Google yields a bunch of different facebook profiles.

>>17946126
B-but if you sold your soul for compensation then the person who gets the compensation isn't "you".

>>17946405
made me chuckle, have a (you)

>>17947207
>>17947257

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DON'T DO IT !!!!!
IT'S REAL , DON'T PLAY WITH IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17946126

The ability to stop the world around me and I still have the ability to do as I please. I would become A mortal God. Life and death would be at my finger tips, I could save and doom at will, wealth and power would be secured, no body could touch me. Granted, I doubt Satan or whatever would grant that for me. I'm not so full of my self that I think my soul is worth that sort of power.

>>17947930

You're assuming Satan would even have that kind of power to grant.

>>17947228
this is good stuff man

>>17946126
I'd like immortality but only if I can die whenever I want please.

>>17946126
I`m sure, there are more than enough people out there, who would sell there souls for a few $!
Satan has an easy job!

>>17946126
Yes. Immortality.

By the way if anyone knows how I can do this, let me know.

can a cat sell his "soul" and any other mammal or animal for that matter

1. Immortality, happy for no way out, if I outlive the univirse so be it, as long as my immortality is eternal youth

2. The ability to play any and all instruments flawlessly. To be able to pick something up and play what ever song I feel

3. An endless box of tim tams, fuck that would be me happy for eternity

>>17948187
obviously not, since, even if it has a sould, it's not intelligent enough to make a conscious decision to do so

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Hehe, poor sucker ,lol

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Lady Gaga Admits to Pact with Satan.
3 min youtube video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEaNxF_0rVY

>>17948858
>admits to pact with satan

literally says nothing of the sort. no, friend, the symbolism is done cuz its edgy/mysterious etc. there is no "illuminati" (kek) that guy most likely has autism.

>she covered her eye ILLUMINATI!!

desperate fag needs to get a life.

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5 People Who Sold Their Souls to the Devil.

http://www.jesseneo.com/spirituality/celebrities-sold-soul-to-devil-133/

>>17948858
she may want to extend the treaty because she stopped being relevant 5 years ago

>>17948888
Nice quads

>>17946126
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SELLING YOUR SOUL TO GOD HE OWNS IT ANYWAY

IF ANYONE WAS COMPETING WITH GOD HE WOULD BE STRUCK DOWN SOLID

HE IS ONE AND HE IS EVERYTHING

HHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH FUCK OFF FUCK YOU

>>17948890
he made a deal with the D.... to get them, lol

>>17948897
i miss being a teenager sometimes.

A big dick

>>17948940
how big ?

>>17946126
Holy shit, that's Satan's address?
Let's block the fuck out of his house with loads of pineapple pizza.

I'd want the ability to seduce anyone.>>17948955

Nope, never. I am full.

>>17946412
>No matter what I'm wearing, if I reach into my pocket I will pull out the amount of money I want.
what if you are naked? or wearing something that has no pockets?

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>>17946126
>Will you sell your soul to the Devil and for how much?
let's face it guys, we are lowlife nobodies, the devil wouldnt care about our souls even if we offered them for free.

/thread

>>17949417
>let's face it guys, we are lowlife nobodies,
Maybe you are.
I think of my self as a child of God and being superior to those who think that I'm a lowlife.
Speak for yourself next time

I'd sign it in an instant for eternal life and invincibility

If an entity came up to me and was like "souls are real" and could prove it I would tell them to eat a fat cock and keep mine.

I would sell my soul to be able to make my ex fall back in love with me and to make an old friend stop hating me.

Can any demon do this for me?

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Don't do it guys.
it's real and it's deadly

>>17946126
Theres nothing he could give me that is worth my soul

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>>17949574
Yeah it's easier done on a Ouija board. Ask for Lucifer specifically and sign a contract.

>>17949986

Queerbait, go back to your containment thread.

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What if I wish devil's soul?

that everyone in this thread die horribly and as virgins.
seems to be working

>>17946126
Gonna print these out and stack them in church newsboxes

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>>17949986
Hey, I was wondering, was it a complex or did I know him in a past life?

>>17949402
If I'm naked I highly doubt money is going to help me. I can't even remember the last time I had no pockets other than when I sleep.

Even if it somehow came up I'd chance it.

If i sell my soul, can i wish for someone else to go to hell aswell?
If so, i would wish for my enemies to follow me to hell and be gangraped by aids infested niggers with jagged cocks that that would grow bigger incase they would get used to the size, turning them into size queens for somalian serpents. Also they would use tabasco sauce as lube. And then to shake things up, mondays would be beastiality days where as they would get raped by every animal known to man, flocks of birds infested with the h1n1 virus, great danes with rabies, water boarded with elephant semen and so on.

i like to become a God. Thats all.

>>17950017
Does that mean I am somehow going to have my virginity returned, co that would be cool

>>17946126
RIght now I'd rate myself a 5.5/10 on an attractiveness scale. I'd sell my soul to become a 8.5/10. Fuck it I'm selling my soul make me a 9.

>>17946126
Ask for 2 new souls
Sell the first soul to get my own back
Sell my newly acquired spare soul
Profit

>>17946126
bout tree fiddy

>>17950472
Probably give you two ant souls and never give yours back and you are now two ants stuck in a human body

So uf theres a devil to sell your soul to then thats proof for me that theres eternal whatever so why would anyone sell their soul

Besides freewill

>>17950123

No. Everyone's soul is there own. At best you could request that more efforts are made towards tempting said person to ruin themselves.

>>17951049
>that theres eternal whatever
what's that?

What if I sold my soul to the Devil for him to kill me?

Is that a paradox?

Just to see her smile again. I would.

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>>17948679
Hahaha ethnic ginger jokes are so funny, thats why rat faced kikes invented them. Inbred supremacist, big nosed talmudic trAshkeNazis are so funny and smawwwwt!

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>>17946126
I would give him my soul if he gave me all of his powers. Check mate devil!

id sell my soul to go back in time

>>17952921
O,O.
We have a very interesting entry here,but you still will end up on the loosing end.
Reason is that Almighty God gives power to the Devil so his powers are not unlimited.

I would rather seek favors from the ultimate unlimited source of Power.

Our souls apparently are indestructible, even by the Almighty God,so the choice we will make to follow God or to follow Devil is going to be the final choice.
If we choose God we will be in His Kingdom.
If we choose Devil/Satan we will be in his kingdom.
Very simple situation.

>>17946126


I will sell my soul to be his Antichrist.
Not that i woudlent expect the job to have atleast some benefits. To start i want a handshake from you. not much for faith. Need actual proof your real.then endless loli's.

nice palace. Endless fame and fortune. Have only a small idea how your plan works but am a fast learner. May your kingdom come thru me but all teh glory be to you.

>>17946126
I'd give up mine as long as i could make a comfortable, long life for me ad my closest family by writing.

>>17950040
Your anus is a pocket. :)

If the Devil offered to sell my soul for real I'd just become a Christian since it would be evidence of God. I'd take my fedora off and never put it back on. My days of euphoria would end.

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>>17946126
very proper movie to watch with this question is a fantastic movie "Devil's Advocate" with All Pacino and Keanu Reeves.

Fantastic story and superb acting,especially by Al Pacino as a Devil on Earth.

Highly recommended,highly.

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Yup will sign tonight. My soul in exchange for becoming really rich, loaded with cash from now til death in my late 70s early 80s (natural death). Pick the phone up satan

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>>17953458
his phone number is 666-666-666

When I was in high school and was being lazy I thought I would motivate myself by saying aloud that I bet my soul that I could finish my schoolwork. I passed the class so I guess that means I won?

>>17946126
His retarded Brother Santans does discounts.

>>17946126 replacement souls

>>17953600
or maybe you had a very loving guardian Angel who help you to stay out of Devils reach

do muslims go to hell?

>>17953633
all the time
every time
76 virgins with burned out pussies are waiting for them

to be with Harry Styles

Fuck off, Rick

>>17953674
>>17949574
kek

>>17953633
Those who bring pain and unrest will suffer pain and unrest is the end.
Religion is unimportant what is, is how you treat the world, for you must live in the world you create and if you cause pain and suffering all you can percieve is pain and suffering and your "soul" will reflect upon this when you pass

>>17946126
How about a Utopian Multiverse (as defined by me)?
I fucking win, faggit.
Because that would innately mean Hell doesn't exist in anything other than name. It becomes another city in another universe, with another set of average hyper-technological, clean, and basically happy citizens going about their daily lives.

toppest kek

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"Why I Highly Recommend Selling Your Soul (Part Deux)"

http://article.wn.com/view/2015/02/16/Why_I_Highly_Recommend_Selling_Your_Soul_Part_Deux/

here is a youtube audio version (14 min) of that article:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE-YGyRUnuM#t=29

>>17955031
in that video at 3:45 sec text display stops and interview begins.

very interesting and spooky for sure

>>17955031
This video is very fucking strong.
Very fucking real

Don't sell your soul. PLEASE don't do it.

My crush's eternal love and devotion, endless money and a motorhome.

>>17947228

That's pretty cool.

id sell my soul, for my soul

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>>17946126
Don't sell your soul to the devil,Jesus Christ bought all our souls on the cross.
There is no need to sell your soul to the devil to gain wealth,fame,influence,political power.

Please don't be gullible.

>>17949444
>I think of myself...

Well there's your problem right there. You're a self righteous cunt.

>>17949417
>let's face it guys, we are lowlife nobodies,

>>17949444
>>17957319
>Well there's your problem right there. You're a self righteous cunt.
No,I just don't respect people who call me lowlife.
Maybe you think of yourself as a lowlife but I will not accept you calling me that.
I'm not self righteous, but I have respect for my self.

If you don't have respect for yourself that's your choice but I will reject lowlifes like yourself putting me together with you.

Simple as that

if offered high sexual attractiveness or superior intellect I'd probably consider it...

>>17957399
you are cheap lol

>Price

For her to feel the same way and for me to always be more than financially stable.

>>17957412
true. I'm a simple human, no need to pretend further than that.

to know the truth of our ancestors, also the universe, and all the power(money)

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>>17957363
Pstttt....hey...guess what
People who pretend they aren't low-lifes like all the other "normies"?
Yeah, they're the real fucking low-lifes, can't get any lower braggadocios prick.

Better not to ask than to over-pledge
as a gift demands a gift
better not to send
than to slay too many.

>>17957423
lol, haha at least you are frank/ honest person
good sense of humor lol

I'd sell my soul for a position of power in hell. Also throw in no torture of me, and offer to get souls on earth for the demon.

The question is really "will you take a happier life for a fucking awful eternity"

I'd rather buy souls en masse then sell all those souls in a bundle. Soul derivatives, if you will.

>>17957470
What about making deals for the afterlife?

I would part with my soul in order to gain the charisma to talk my way into anything, sufficient access to the doors leading to my dream career and my ideal woman to marry, and love me faithfully until my death at a ripe age of 95. Also all of that would have to happen in the next week from the time I am posting this.

>>17957512
hey anon did you had chance to watch this video
>>17955031

>>17957516
I will look at it now.

>>17946412
Brilliant. . .i am actually considering such . . .like really
>>17953132
top kek imagining him pulling money out of his ass to buy a pair of pants

>>17957521
>>17957516
Nope still worth it. Send someone to talk it out with me.

>>17946126
I'd like to become a monster and play the part of the tragic hero like in those stories I enjoy so much.

>>17953626
Anything is possible

>>17946126
Pfft, no thank you.

>>17946126
Nope. Wouldn't even fill that out as a joke.

Seen way too many movies to know what happens.

>>17957743
OP here.
Good on you anon, good on you.
You are rare here, most would sell their souls.

>>17957751
same for you anon, good on you
>>17957754

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>>17948858
>>17948878

at 2:00 he is right about it check the secret teaching of all ages by manly p. hall ch: the pythagorean thory of music and color

>>17946126
Art there any talk show hosts that you think they made a deal with the Devil and sold their souls?

I honestly don't understand why so many people are willing to do the whole "perish in hellfire for the rest of eternity" thing for the cost of "lol infinite money"

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>>17957268
yes He did

I'd sell my soul for her

>>17958766
Putting pussy on a pedestal. I am real disappointed in you brah.

>>17958784
She was my daughter

>>17958790
....my brother died that way...

Back in high school I once wrote up tiny little contracts to buy peoples souls, got them to sign and date and so on, and gave them 2 dollars for them. I have three. What can I do with them?

>>17946126
It's not about the money, it's about the skills. Legend has it that Niccolò Paganini, an incredible 19th century violinist and composer, sold his soul to the devil in exchange for musical virtuosity.

I'd easily do the same in exchange for a masterful grasp of my own passions (art and music).

The only meaningful immortality is the kind that comes from your creations. The truly significant pieces of art live forever, and their creators live forever as well. While my soul would be gone, my memory would not. Almost like a loophole.

For the power to walk through walls.
I will sign right fucking now.

If there was definitive proof that the devil existed, and therefore eternity exists, I would not sign and instead dedicate my life to christ. but even as a joke, wouldn't sign that shit.

I'd sell my soul to the devil in an instant, to give humanity world peace for the rest of it's existence

>>17959165
That is very noble of you.

Remember that the devil is a trickster, though. I imagine you'd be paying an intolerably high price for your kind-hearted martyrdom.

A big bag of drugs and its yours

Who says your soul is immortal?

Citation needed.

>>17959170
Even so, with knowing what I did for so many men, women and children no suffering could extinguish the love I would feel.
If it does, so be it. Better me than millions of others

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I'm curious as to what would happen if I somehow obtained someone else's soul with their permission.

Is that seen as a nono in religions, even if the other person willingly gave it to me?
Would Satan accept that soul without effecting my own?

I babysit for this edgy kid, and I'm sure I can get him to sign away his soul without a problem.

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If a soul is really worth this much, why bother selling it?

>>17959727
Because you get stuff back. No guarantees or things, but just stuff.

I think I already did but I'm not sure.
>loved girl
>she was depressed and suffering on part by my actions
>5 years later she's a heroin addict
>I find out
>cry and offer to take on her sins
>fast forward 3 years of so
>randomly she ends up at my apartment with some other people.
>find out her life turned around dramatically.
>I'm hit with anxiety and depression and also develop a drug addiction of my own around the time I first cried out to help her.
>last time I saw her was a year and a half ago and she's started a family and seems happy.
>I'm miserable and living in a halfway house as a result of my addiction.
>no friends anymore
>no family either.
If what I suspect is the case then it's OK tho. I can suffer knowing I helped her but if not I'm kinda fucking pissed desu. This thread made me think of this when I haven't thought about it in years.

World peace and i can slap him whereever I please maybe on his cute butt

>>17959759
So I would get a new lambo, but lose all benefits of having a soul.

Only thing that I'd find worth my soul is infinite knowledge/omniscience. I could find a solution to the soulless problem eventually if I knew everything about the existing universe and what it contains.

>>17957877

Okay, dude, we get it - you don't know what the word perish means.

>>17958790

Fucking your daughter is sick.

>>17957567
For real tho

>>17946126
I would sell my soul to be healty again. I am an addict and if Satan would take my addiction away in exchange for my soul I would do it in a heartbeat. Just want to wake up feeling alive again.

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I'd put up my soul as collateral for a small devil money loan and a qt daughteru.

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>>17946126
every soul in the earth on the earth and off the earth.

>>17946126
To be a rich and famous rock star with a long career 30+ years. I'll sign on the dotted line right fucking now if he can make this happen.

sure i'll sell my soul but i want to spend the eternity with you lord satan give me a pitchfork and you'll be amazed

I would sell my soul in a heartbeat to be an incubus. Will fill put OP's contract and any others /x/ links.

>>17955031
>>17955040

>>17960672
watch this video first anon before you sign on the dotted line

>>17946126
20 bucks faggot.

Free money, wouldn't think twice.

>>17961144
same suggestion for you anon
watch this video
>>17961135

>>17953423
"Devil's Advocate"
>>17960672
>>17960845
>>17961144
if you never watched that movie please do,
Al Pacino gives fantastic speech towards the end of that movie.
The whole movie is super freaky.

I don't care about your attempts to dissuade me. Send someone. I will discuss a contract.

>>17961222
Done. 3am

>>17961283
he will shit himself tonight, haha

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>>17955066

>endless money and a motorhome.
couldn't you just by a damn Rv with the endless money ?

>>17946126
Marina Joyce

>>17961283
Lovely
>>17961297
Doubtful

>>17946412
Your soul isn't worth that much.

>>17946126
My soul for every soul in the earth on the earth and off the earth. And the devil dosent want ur soul he wanted to break it. But ur dumb so im not going there.

I don't understand why anyone would willingly sell their soul

>>17961390
D only wanted to leasion a deel between u and it so he could try to break it and give it fr3will thru your pie ritual. And jason tatom kind of did that and that is y he own all your souls. Because he gave it freewill and now pie rituals dont work ask a preist.

>>17961410
Selling your soup implies souls exist, which we have no reason to believe.

It would be like me selling you property rights to land that doesn't exist.

Free money for me, a net loss for you. When we die we return to the same darkness from whence we were born. There is no need to fear it.

>>17961442
No soul, you don't understand what a soul is obviously
If people had no soul there would only be one way of thinking, everyone would be indifferent from one another. Its not some ghost like thing in your body, but is all non physical aspects of you combined. No soul your just a computer incapable of doing anything but processing information, no emotion no visualisations no unique thoughts just a shell.
To "sell your soul to the devil" is actually a metaphor which basically means to devote your life to an unholy or unjust cause. Not literally signing a piece of paper to give your essence to some super evil dude

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>>17946126
100 billion dollars

>>17946126
What is the point of selling your soul? Whatever you get you'd be get eternal torture in return. Seem like a bad deal.

>>17961442
Why would a powerful entity grant you all that shit for free? If your soul is worth anything, it means it is there and has a purpose. Why sell it?
>>17961666
Nice try, Satan

Nothing in this life is worth damnation in the next.

>>17961442
selling your soup

>>17962072
Freeing every soul in hell and giving every soul god abilities in their afterlife.

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>>17946126
>Selling something that doesn't exist for any ammount i want.
Now thats what i call a deal.
Im settling for 800000 Euro/year tax free , for the rest of my life and for the killings of 3 people of my choice .

>>17946126
I will sell my soul to be with him again, to have him by my side again and be happy with him, the person I love...

>>17962153
das gai

>>17962155
indeed it is but it's what I most want right now...

Alright, I'll have to be realistic here. I know the price of a soul isn't that great and the devil only gives out certain things. Like talent or money. Plus there's billions of souls so I'm not sure what the market is like.


I need like $20,000. And the promise he won't come collect for at least 20 years. Is that fair?

>>17962177
I give you 10 years.
Nothing personal its just im running a business

>>17962170
Don't need Satan to make a mends with someone. There's this thing called talking about things and taking action.

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>>17962189
Maybe he fucked up already.

In which case im still here for the soul.

I don't realm understand why people think Satan would make deals anymore if he existed since a good majority of the worlds population would be hell bound anyway

>>17962182
10 years ain't shit. Is there a way we can negotiate for 15 years? Like a smaller amount or like a bonus for referring a friend?

>>17962189
>>17962192
>Maybe she fucked up already.
Yeah I fucked up big time and drove him away.
I just want him back with me.

>>17962202
10 years my child , then i make tacos with you
[spoiler]i'd suggest you find someone else though[/spoiler]
>>17962201
12k freedom dollars and you make 4 referals

>>17962208
Nah, no deal. I'll just suffer financially for a few more years.

>>17962215
No problem.
I already got Bill and Hillary

>>17962208
nice try rp dude. As much as anyone here wants it I don't think Satan would be on this site making soul selling deals with the living beings. Besides he wouldn't care for the souls that are in this place (mine included). It was just wishful thinking... We're going to hell anyways

>>17962242
The devil has his right to fun you know.
I even enjoy a little tumblr from time to time.
It's not always orgies and torture.

>>17962252
>>17962208
alright then deal... I just want him back in my life even if it's for 10 years... I want this done by friday.

>>17962268
Can't wait to make tacos !
Have fun till then

>>17962271
if this isn't done by friday then the contract is void.

>>17962278
Deal

>>17946126
It all depends on how much a soul is worth. Depending on the answer I receive, my own answers change.

>>17962284
What are the terms of a contract pertaining to large success in a voice acting career?

>>17946126
I want my imginary friend to gain life, actual human life. Id trade my soul to give my friend a body.

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I want to have perfect violin skills
I want to make others and myself happy with my playing, but now I just make everyone miserable

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>>17946126
"Selling Your Soul To The Devil! ITS REAL!!!!!"

Here is another very interesting youtube video on this topic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0K73CPvKSE

Published on Aug 9, 2013
I was in the studio with my homie E, in the middle of a session.
My old hood homie Base came through with some otha guy I never met before.
While we were listening to a new beat E made, out of no where, that guy Base came over with pulled out a FAT BANK ROLL!!! Had to be about 60 G's or MORE and told me "the only way to make it in this game is to sale your soul to the Devil"
(For the millions of dollars, the multi-million dollar mansions, half a million dollar cars, expensive jewelry, sexy women etc...) Then out of no where I felt a strong dark presence.
Then Base and dude stood over us as if to circle around us, Base started rolling his eyes to the back of his head and the other dude was telling us to sale our soul to the Devil.
Me and E pushed em back and told em "Get out of here"... Dude walked out the studio, E grabbed Based and started yelling at em, saying "Don't be bring people over here man, THAT WAS THE DEVIL!!!!!

Let the first thing you do is say this prayer with me.

"Dear God, I am a sinner and need forgiveness. I believe Jesus Christ shed his precious blood and died on the cross for my sins.
I am willing to turn from my sins. I now invite Christ to come into my heat and life as my personal Lord and savior. Amen."

If you prayed this prayer with me, then the LORD is with you. You will be saved!

#KevinDJimison! #GodOverEverything! #G.O.E!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0K73CPvKSE

ANONS, DON'T THINK THAT THIS IS A JOKE.

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from Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deal_with_the_Devil

"Deal with the Devil"
A deal with the devil or pact with the devil is a cultural motif, best exemplified by the legend of Faust and the figure of Mephistopheles,
but elemental to many Christian folktales.

According to traditional Christian belief in witchcraft, the pact is between a person and Satan or a lesser demon.
The person offers his or her soul in exchange for diabolical favours. Those favours vary by the tale, but tend to include youth, knowledge, wealth, fame, or power.
It was also believed that some persons made this type of pact just as a sign of recognizing the devil as their master, in exchange for nothing.

Nevertheless, the bargain is considered a dangerous one, as the price of the Fiend's service is the wagerer's soul.
The tale may have a moralizing end, with eternal damnation for the foolhardy venturer. Conversely, it may have a comic twist, in which a wily peasant outwits the devil, characteristically on a technical point.

The person making the pact sometimes tries to outwit the devil, but loses in the end (e.g., man sells his soul for eternal life because he will never die to pay his end of the bargain.

Immune to the death penalty, he commits murder, but is sentenced to life in prison).

Great achievements might be credited to a pact with the devil, from the numerous European Devil's Bridges to the violin virtuosity of Niccolò Paganini to the "crossroad" myth associated with Robert Johnson.

(photo) Copy of a written deal by Christoph Haizmann from 1669.

>>17946126
Why would he pay you people for what you freely give him?

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>>17949986
oh hi Jack

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very strong,very disturbing video:
"PACT WITH THE DEVIL (SATANISM)"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Yd5xjiiy8s

Let this video be a WARNING to all of you who think that joking,fooling around with Devil with Satanism is a joke.
No it's not a joke.
It's a very real evil stuff.

Don't fool around with it,please.

>>17947257
>learn how to do anything i want,therefore, have anything i want
Haha kid you have a lot to learn about how the world works.
Maybe you should ask to be old enough to post here

>>17949986
Stupid ass faggot detected

>>17962694
What if Satan gave him your body? And then made you spend eternity watching an imaginary creature live your life?

>>17953685
This is one of my problems with organized religions. Radical Muslims are indoctrinated into believing horrible ideologies. Why would a radical muslim who was never given any knowledge that his actions were a bad thing be sent to hell.

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Better give your soul to the Lord of Lords,King of Kings

>>17949612
That is not in the Devil's possession to give, but the Prince of Lies will promise you whatever you want.

He's not the Prince of keeping promises, just making them.

you want to know what it would take for me to sell a soul of which I own (not necessarily mine) to the devil.

it would take the following:
187.39 Trillion zillion quintellion (long count) USD worth of bitcoin
one 50m long sloop rigged cutter that has an oar bank
one wardrum
4 one way tickets to space for individuals of my choosing as well as supplies to build my prototype spaceship
proof that my prototype spaceship will actually work as it is intended
one Volkswagen Thing in burnt red
a copy of Tesla and da Vinci's complete works (even those that have been lost)
three roman Aureus coins
one used oil tanker
a crew to keep the oil tanker floating that willingly works for free
one black hawk helicopter
one pilot for the black hawk that works for free willingly
a SNES model 1
one of every game made for every game system i will then have including games that never made it past prototype phase, and modern hacks.
one fully functional AI who's sole directive is to do anything i tell it
a competent understanding and fluency (both verbal and written) of every language ever, including fictional, constructed, and alien languages
once all the dosh in #1 is spent, a bottomless roll of silver dollars in the pocket like area of any piece of clothing that I am wearing that only weighs the weight of a single silver dollar.
one pet Dragon (not a monitor lizzard, a actual mythical fire breathing dragon) female with red scales
a mate for said pet dragon
the ability to speak to said pet dragon telepathically
one legion of demons at my beck and call
some country to invade the USA to let us rebuild
a sword (actual forged sword) made from steel that's iron content comes only from blood.
the ability to choose the time at which i die, and that nothing including the vacume of space or equivalent until i decide to die can take my life
one genuine alien flying ship parked in my front lawn
the knowledge to fly said ship
one pet giraffe
a mate for said giraffe
one pet lynx of each gender
....

>>17965516
continued
one pet anaconda of each gender
ability to control the chemicals inside any animal (Humans are animals)
one mating pair of Elephants
for my esoteric research to be complete to the point of it being published.
one 10 hellabyte harddrive
a new desktop computer to my specifications
a new laptop to my specifications
a new tablet to my specifications
a new phone to my specifications
free 10 TB/s internet service
the ability to change any part of my body in any manor that i chose

I think that covers it for now....

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her

>>17946126
If I have a soul and it's worth enough to sell, then I think it's better if I hold onto it. If souls are immortal than I don't wanna fuck it up for anything.

>>17946126
My life for another birth

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>>17946126
>Skilled at whatever instrument I want to play
>Skilled wordsmith with a silver tongue
>Unending luck/fortune whenever I choose.
Shit senpai, im not unreasonable.

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>>17946126
Near omnipotence of the natural and spiritual world, along with being insanely famous

A sense of satisfaction and elimination of boredom

Immortality. Proper immortality.

Completely invulnerable to injuries, an immunity to diseases and sicknesses, and agelessness.

>>17959809
D..did you cuck your own soul?

>>17946126
i will sell mine for $17,000,000 and power
you know who i am and where I am, the pyramid is waiting, enter

>selling soul for wealth
You'll burn in he'll for being an idiot
I sold mine for knowledge, I can 'read' people, I've never lost a poker game, I also received 'luck', finding money, getting deals of a lifetime, it's like a guardian angle is looking out for me all the time, be smart, you only have one chance

>>17965590
Satan respects power, sell it for power/knowledge and use it to gain more power, when everyone is burning you will be shipping lemona while whores forced to please men for eternity will please you, you'll be a king forever, as a posed to heaven? Where you live like a Mormon? Come on now, be free

>lol I have to convert as many people as I can,

It's also trade of 'equal value', if you sell it for too much, and never make yourself worth that much in life you'll be in 'debt' and burn for x amount of years, however, if you sell it for luck and end up being the president, you will not be punished, this is how you must do it, Satan is investing in you, don't ask for too much. If you do and end up being a failure for life you will be met with a swift death, for he is 'cutting his losses'.
Remember that faggot, educat yourself on what each ability costs

>>17966339
For instance, the natives have the legend of the skin Walker, you have to kill an immediate family member or have sex with a dead body, this Is the law of equivalent exchange(lol), my grandmother was promised the location of a silver mine by her imaginary friend, she had to choose her mom or her dad or her brother to kill, she said no and never saw her imaginary friend again, true story

>>17965727
Probably idk tho. Fuck it

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>>17966319
>>17966326
>Idiots selling their souls for inane bullshit they could just get without relying on some retarded red midget

I stand above all creation. No God, no demon, no man, no creature, creator, destroyer, or balancer can overcome the barrier that is me. I am such a high power entity that even Lucifer and Jupiter jump out of their fucking seats and kiss the fucking ground I walk on

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What if I told you that each demon is a one trick pony and that they can't go beyond their trick because it would annul the powers they control

What if I told you that Solomon was a fucking idiot that couldn't even figure out how to say fuck you to demons right

What if I told you that evocation through the faulty systems of traditional ritual of these malicious cunts is just a prerequisite for them to initiate their trick

What if I told you that everyone who fell for these fucking shit tier tricksters just got eaten and then I eat those demons in turn and basically upped my score by a fuckton by instantaneously transmuting their negative energy into positive energy

Worship me by living fulfilled lives. Make grand stories, be strong. I am the one who knocks.

>>17966380
is that legend of the skin Walker true?
do you have any materials in it
thanks

I offer an alliance and friendship, in return for the power to live the dream.

>>17946126

>>find stupid edgelord
>>strike a deal for old ass fake gimoire from movie props against his soul
>>have him sign a contract where you specify "book" and have him sign it with his blood.
>>now own a soul other than mine
>>call demon
>>???
>>profit

>>17957480
the only logical deal to me

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>>17946126
34And calling the crowd to him with his disciples, he said to them, “If anyone would come after me, let him deny himself and take up his cross and follow me.
35For whoever would save his lifed will lose it, but whoever loses his life for my sake and the gospel’s will save it.
36For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and forfeit his soul?
37For what can a man give in return for his soul?
38For whoever is ashamed of me and of my words in this adulterous and sinful generation, of him will the Son of Man also be ashamed when he comes in the glory of his Father with the holy angels.”

>>17946136
thank you for this post anon

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13] Someone in the crowd said to him, "Teacher, tell my brother to divide the inheritance with me."

[14] Jesus replied, "Man, who appointed me a judge or an arbiter between you?" [15] Then he said to them, "Watch out! Be on your guard against all kinds of greed; a man's life does not consist in the abundance of his possessions."

[16] And he told them this parable: "The ground of a certain rich man produced a good crop. [17] He thought to himself, 'What shall I do? I have no place to store my crops.'

[18] "Then he said, 'This is what I'll do. I will tear down my barns and build bigger ones, and there I will store all my grain and my goods. [19] And I'll say to myself, "You have plenty of good things laid up for many years. Take life easy; eat, drink and be merry." '

[20] "But God said to him, 'You fool! This very night your life will be demanded from you. Then who will get what you have prepared for yourself?'

[21] "This is how it will be with anyone who stores up things for himself but is not rich toward God."

I say to you, anons....

If you are to ask, how can I have a soul if I cannot see it?

I would ask you.... How is it that you have life, although you cannot see it?

>>17953423
Hi OP here,
just like to ask if any of you watched any of those videos or the "Devil's Advocate" movie with Al Pacino and if you did what's your opinion on them.
Thanks

>>17955031
>>17962965
>>17963077

>>17946126
"if one wishes to sell ones soul it is not worth buying"

>>17946126
>>17946126
I've always wanted to do this, the question is how?

>>17966809
what soul would you buy?

>>17951495
just kill yourself pussy

Is there any real way to do this?

I know asking demons for favors isn't something new, it interests me a lot.

Can I ask demons for assistance in life?

>>17968500
Why ask Satan's demons for assistance if you can ask God's Angels
Stick with the winning team.

>>17968637
Just saying, story wise saten has been pro human, meanwhile god has caused plagues, great floods, killed thousands in a single night...

That being said, I don't worship either of them, but summoning and asking of entities has proven helpful to me in the past, and as such I will continue to do it, and continue to keep my soul.

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>>17947228
>666 thousand views

>>17968688
Very soon it will be 999 thousand views

>>17948897
God doesn't like curse words.

>>17968704
You're a lying whore.

>>17968725
just watch
check his channel frequently to see growing

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>>17949444
>>let's face it guys, we are lowlife nobodies,

>Maybe you are.
>I think of my self as a child of God and being superior to those who think that I'm a lowlife.
>Speak for yourself next time

sorry i didnt mean to hurt your feelings, you special snowflake you

>>17968736
You are a deceiver.

>>17968747
and who are you
receiver ?

>>17968751
What is your name?

>>17968760
What is your name?

>>17968763
Eric. Your name?

>>17965223
I bet Jesus is hiding 3 biceps under that robe. baka

>>17968770
Cire.

To get a second chance with my ex gf and live happily together

>>17968776
Deceit. You are a liar. Robert.

>>17946240
this is an AIDS joke right?

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>>17968776
oh heeeeeeell naw

nope no fuck that

demons in the thread I'm getting the fuck outta here

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>>17946412
pffft. not wishing for infinite lives

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>>17948858
lol. this dudes got some lady issues

>>17946126
Satanists hold 'black mass' ritual at Oklahoma Civic Center - and find themselves vastly outnumbered by Catholic protesters

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2765330/Satanists-hold-ritual-Oklahoma-Civic-Center-vastly-outnumbered-Catholic-protesters.html

This stuff is real, don't play with it.

What does "selling your soul" even mean? That after I die, I live on as a ghost in Hell for all of eternity?

>>17946126
be the god of my own universe

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Running With the Devil.
Religion in Oklahoma is becoming more extreme as exorcisms and casting out demons becomes mainstream.

It began with the Roman Catholic Church and the diocese in Oklahoma which is one of only a few in the nation that regularly performs exorcisms.
Bishop Slattery says this is necessary because according to the Tulsa World "we are seeing more demonic activity" because of an increasing SECULAR society that is
turning to Ouji boards and astrology that open the door for demonic activity.

Notice how the Bishop blames secularism.
So secularists may not be aligning themselves with devil but they let the devil in.

...for more go to:

http://brennansview.blogspot.ca/2014/10/running-with-devil.html

>>17946126
About tree fitty.

Id sell it for immortality and the revival of my dead feline companion.

Anything to feel her warmth again instead of remembering the feeling of it fade away.

>>17964089
So, if a tard kills someone by accident in a fit of tard rage he should go to heaven and tard rage on angels?

Imagine those sand niggers in heaven, pulling jihad on all it's inhabitants.

>>17965516
>>17965538
>a mate for said pet dragon
>a mate for said giraffe
You'd wind up being the mate with that poor wordcrafting
kek

>>17968637
>God
>Winning team

Pick one

>>17946126
I'm not so much into selling my soul per-say, but if the Devil wanted to trade his perhaps.

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>>17968637
>the winning team

>>17965516
wew lad! your soul isn't worth that much, sadly. But, keep dreaming my boy.

>>17946126
Something lustful.
If I could like shapeshift to different bodies (Go to being like a well-hung dude to a petite young woman, to a mtf trap, ect.) and just have a shit ton of sex, literally whenever I wanted, however I wanted it, with whomever I wanted, that'd be awesome.

But yeah, fuck dollar amounts. And fuck actually selling my eternal soul for something that's temporary. That's just a hard neg on my part.

>>17946126
Please, fucking take it
All I wish for is:
>>17946412 this poster's wish save the last one
Instead of three I want to be able to change my form however I see fit
No drawbacks, no monkey paw bullshit, ill actively help bring in more souls for these powers

>>17968637
please kill yourself

>>17965223

>Implying that Jesus is arm wrestling and not a strong military style hand shake.

Are you guys really sure that he wasn't the devil in disguise, perhaps even unknowingly?

>>17969296

With this picture now I get it....

Satanism is societies way to make fat neck beards, who in a "sane" society typically get left behind in a financial and sexual sense; why would someone hire someone that has no self control, and fat chicks are also shallow and just reduce themselves before reducing their standards.

Satanic groups provide a community for those that would typically be outcast due to obesity or unfortunate physical afflictions, (being ugly as "sin") They hold a shared belief system likely conduct business in a nepotistic manner and engage in sex orgies where everyone thinks they're just fucking demons in human clothes etc.

This keeps them in check, destitution leads to disastrous acts of terrorism typically, (use the IRA as an example) and being undersexed leads to shit like that /r9k/ that went on a rampage in Oregon. (I think)

Its just my theory however, but I spend a lot of time pondering the structure of society so I feel that it may be a decent one.

As for if I would, No I would not, though I'm fairly sure I'm going too "hell" or currently residing in it anyway so I doubt there is really any incentive for a demon to trade for my spirit anyway.

Ability to alter reality at will.
And chill with the devil. Hopefully he's a chill dude.

>>17966605
Yes it is true, do it with intent to become a skin Walker, I learned it by traveling to a few Indian reserves, all had the same story, look it up online

>>17969911
Thanks,I will look it up one day but i was hopping that you might have first hand info

>>17969254
and I'm ok with that....

>>17969267
As i said, I wouldn't sell my soul... I do have a collection of them from over the years though...

>>17971187
How do you get souls? Is a normal contract with a signature enough?

>>17971246
normal contract, no. as for how I do it, that is a completely different ball of yarn that i am not willing to unravel at the moment.

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My soul for one of Satan's demon girls to service me whenever I want

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>>17971596
You get butt tricked by a cow demon for all of eternity

Enjoy

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>>17969544
You can alter reality, but now you are in the lowest level of hell and your reality is being frozen in a block of ice for all eternity

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>>17969911
You are now walking skin separate from your body, forced to endure eternal suffering and pain on the 6th level of hell

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>>17946412
>>17969426
You two get to live for another 110 seconds lol

without any hesitation. my price is that he bring her back to life and guarantee that we both live to at least see the age of 70.

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>>17969312
Congrats, you can change your sex at will but now you're chained to a wall, getting fucked by a blazing hot iron spear

>>17971668
>>17971661
>>17971651
>>17971640
>>17971629
Fuck off mate

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>>17971667
Once again, unspecified numeration results in you living the next 70 seconds with your waifu and for the next eternity you get to watch how your wish corrupted her while she pleases Del Muerta as you're assfucked by incubi for the rest of your shallow existence

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>>17971679
The reaper has come to claim her dues, lowly creature of the night

>>17971701
Claim THIS *unzips dick*

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>>17971706
*Dick is zapped by a stray firevolt, leaving nothing but a sizzling patch of bubbling flesh*

I killed Satan last night, what the fuck do you think provoking me is going to get you

>>17971710
*chuckles*
You will regret doing that once I show you my true power
*unsheathes ancient katanna folded 1000 times*

>>17946126
A Soul cant be sold that just a myth

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>>17947257

>>17947930
So basically the Antichrist

>>17971768
yes it can
very much so

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"Illuminated Music & More"
very rich article with great pictures:

https://mysteryoftheiniquity.com/2013/03/12/illuminated-music-more/