Deep Sea Thread

>>17944581
ur mum m8

>>17944590
oh snap got em

>>17944581
Do you ever notice how you never can find Cthulhu? The giant octopus humanoid dragon thing? Shouldn't be that hard right?

Truth is, he is the one recording and maintaining these underwater cameras for the US government, as his history as a Navy Seal landed him a job as a CIA Operative in the Pacific Ocean as a spy, he discovered the entirety every ocean, and relayed it back to the US, and his current job is to find any cameras not owned by the US, and tail them, making sure they don't see anything THAT major, like Atlantis and the like.

>>17944581
What is that?

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>>17944720

It's a deep sea comb jelly.

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>Deep Sea Thread

I'll bite.

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>>17944581

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from another dimension

>>17945099
They're both cute and awesome.

>>17944581
Damn, that's some dope ass jellyfish right there

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>>17944942
God damn Gobbies.

And fuck me I have another goblin shark webm but it's 5 fucking MBs.

>>17945852
Fuck that

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>>17945861
What's the matter? Don't like Seaworld?

What's the matter?
Don't like dreams?

>>17945008
I want to touch it. Blue whales are cool.
I keep alot of fish and they all behave on a similar wavelength, blue whales are very docile and that one was probably just genuinely curious about the guy swimming there so he decided to mosy by and have a look. Fish are such curious creatures.

>>17945883
I FUCKING LOVE DREAMS.

>>17945901
>Blue whales
> Fish

M8

>>17945906
They are practically the same. Don't be that guy.

Like it or not they share much more with fish than they do with common mammals.

>>17945912
Are you cinically retarded?

>>17945916
Prove me wrong.

>>17945912
Right, except lungs.

>>17945920
Salamander fish have those as well, doesn't make it a mammal.

I'm not saying a whale isn't a mammal, but for all intents and purposes it's a fish. If an alien asked you "what is a whale" and you said "it's a mammal just like lions and tigers and bears" he would think you were retarded and find someone else to get info from.

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Well, in both Finding Nemo and Finding Dory, whales were talking to Dory so...yeah.

Whales get along with fish quite nicely I'd say.

Are you guys going to post more spooky stuff or what?

the bloop

>>17945945
This isn't really spooky but it's crazy to think about anyway.

Did you know that whales did not evolve from fish? They are actually LAND animals that returned to the oceans and evolved separately. How weird is that?

We always think that land animals are so much more evolved in some way, it was probably only by chance that we didn't evolve in the oceans.

>>17945928
it doesn't make them a fish either.

Whales are far more intelligent than fish, which is imo what primarily separates them. aside from the obvious that I've already stated.

Fish are stupid as fuck. you can't draw enough oxygen from water to support higher brain function, which is why whales can have much larger brains.

Orcas for example have repeatedly been observed hunting in packs, and using the environment to catch prey (creating waves together to push seals off of ice floats) and shit like that.

>>17945945
Gimme a minute and I'll contribute some shit. My folder is disorganised as shit

>>17945957
That's actually kind of creepy to think about.

I'm imagining hippos and shit but still...the fucking size difference between a blue whale and a hippo. What the fuck. How the fuck.

>>17945962
Hey now, fish are a lot smarter than you give them credit for. Most people don't understand just how much intelligence and personality fish can display, it would surprise you.

The reason whales are smarter is probably just a kickback to their land lubber days and not because it's an inherent mammal trait.

>>17945967
I'm not sure, but whales do have a common ancestor, and that ancestor is a land mammal that is about the size of a hippo I believe.

>>17945099
its adorable

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>>17944581

Can the two guys arguing over whales and fish just shut up and post more cool deep sea stuff?

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>>17946123

>>17944590
>>17944617
>>17947088

The number of kids on /x/ every summer is way too high.

>>17947198
Looks like a alien power-core or some shit. Nice.

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>>17945962

>>17946123
New Pokemon when?

>>17947548
Maybe but it has a great name Sarcastic Fringehead

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You know about the color of those glowy appendages? Rows of lights?

Those little spots are called photophores, which are light emitting organs.
Photophores tend to come in blue, green, yellow and white for communication purposes. Light (as in, sunlight) has different wavelengths for each color, and red is the shortest, which means anything red is virtually invisible down there. Most deep sea fish cannot see the color red because of that.

But guess what is red down there?

This motherfucker's blushy anime cheeks. They act as, literally, an invisible beam of light in a sea of darkness. It could be right in front of their prey, looking at it, while remaining completely invisible.

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>>17945039
Thats a pretty cool fish, senpai

>>17945099
oh my god how cute. what is this?

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>>17944942
>I'll bite.

>>17945962
I honestly think you're retarded

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>>17944581
Deep sea thread?

I gotcha senpai

>>17947218
Literally a call beyond from bloodborne.

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Going to dump some gifs, enjoy OP

What is this, you ask?

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>>17950703
A sleeper shark!

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I'd like to add, these are scary to me because they are real sea creatures & imagining being in the water with them is crazy

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Not ocean creature but...

>>17949830
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrade

Imagine just swimming dip in the ocean, nothing around you for miles and suddenly running into these giant floating whales

This is them sleeping. Isn't it weird looking?

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>>17950771
Forgot gif ;-;

>>17945852
What if he wanted a picture?

>>17945841
Fuck that reminds me when I went fishing with my buds
>on fishing trip a couple miles offshore
>it's storm season
>weather gets really shitty around northern part of island
>rouge waves start picking up
>face waves head on
>get smashed by wave
>end up outside of boat in the water
>hooksinmyback.jpeg
>pass out
>wake up on boat
I thought I died

>>17948228
Neat
>>17950714
>kraken
>>17950773
nope the fuck out

>>17950737
jesus christ

>>17950858
Is that a beak from a giant squid?

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>>17950861
i believe so

>>17950872
gif is tiny. What is this? Eels?

>>17950737
Sauce?

>>17944590
YOU'RE A WITTY CUNT ILL GIVE YOU THAT M8

>>17945833
Don't these things need to chew their prey? Swallowing them whole seems like a good way to have your stomach punctured.

>>17950934
It's a short movie called "One Last Dive"

It's literally only like a minute or two long. You can watch it on imgur or YouTube I think.

>>17950938
Fuck that. Basically a real life sea monster. If it bumps me i'm done.

>>17950725
...man think about be Deep down the Sea... Like very Deep... This thought always gave me chills

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>>17952808
>If it bumps me
It'd be kinda cute.

I fucking love whales.

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>>17944581

Do you guys play subnautica?

Shit is /v/ + /x/'s wet dream.

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>>17953641
Looks pretty.

Pretty fucking scary.

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For the one person on this board who hasn't read H.P. Lovecraft, this spooky ocean story is a great place to start.

http://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/te.aspx

>>17950737
What it that from?

>>17953641
Yeah, pretty comfy game actually.

>>17953715
He's checking his sea-mails

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>>17954224

i am fairly confident there are no more than 3 posters in this thread.

>>17954224
God damn you Carlos.

>>17945967
Water helps reduce the strain on a body in terms of gravity, allowing for far larger animals. The volume to surface ratio is untenable on land, but with buoyancy and other stuff, bigger animals are more likely

>>17950725
He looks so happy what the fuck

>>17954224
Ten out of fucking ten

>>17953641
>
PC probably wouldnt run, looks spooky as hell tho

>>17945918
>Rudimentary hindlegs and pelvis
>lungs
>liveborn offspring
What more proof do you want.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_cetaceans

>>17954224
>No Carlos

Anti-Kino.

>>17950767
>Fuck, man, clear a path!

>>17954303
There are 57 so far, newfag.

>>17950861
It is

>>17945008
came here to be scared
I have a deep fear of whales
wish fulfilled

>>17944581
Fuck. Haven't seen that one before.

>>17945957
Yeah whales were once wolf-like pack animals. How crazy is that?

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>>17954224
im dead

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>>17954224
fuck

>>17956602

Oh fuck you

>>17945912
They arent. They only share the same habitat. by your logic bats are birds and humans are dogs

>>17950936
>>17944590
>>17944617

fuck this fucking newfaggotry

>>17950938
NOPENOPENOPE

>>17950750

holy fuck what happens there-

What if octopuses are secretly building advance societies in the depths of the ocean?

>>17956713
>>17956713
that's how unlucky people die by huge oncoming waves.

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>>17954098

See:
>>17952782

>>17945099
snoot snoot

>>17956949
That's disturbing

>>17948228
red is the longest.

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>>17957128
not the shortest

>>17956949
That's a weird looking cat.

>>17957160
Dope

>>17957203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JaVwJxYXv4

>>17957203
classic

>>17952808
>real life sea monster.
but they are real

>>17956602
YOU ASSHOLE

>>17945928
.... Salamander ain't a fish either

>>17950773
How long do they sleep for? How long can they hold their breath?

They can hold their breath while sleeping?

>>17945928
>I'm not saying a whale isn't a mammal, but for all intents and purposes it's a fish.
That's retarded.
>If an alien asked you "what is a whale" and you said "it's a mammal just like lions and tigers and bears" he would think you were retarded and find someone else to get info from.
Not if the alien understood what classifies an animal as a mammal.
Whales are fucking mammals you ignorant cunt.

>>17945957
What's weird is that we alone, among all the apes, have our body fat even all over our body and subcutaneous like seals, whales and dolphins.
The theory is we waded across flood plains for millennia. Ever seen chimps wading? They look like they are just people walking.

>>17950707
what is that thing

>>17958631
Are you stupid or just illiterate?

>>17958631
A Maisieous Williamsata

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>>17953637

>>17958734
lol

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>>17944659
You know you might just be onto something...

>>17945099
Oh jumping Jesus fish tits on a trampoline! I want to hug and cuddle that little fucker so badly right now!

>>17945957
>Did you know that whales did not evolve from fish? They are actually LAND animals that returned to the oceans and evolved separately.

Yes, I did in fact know that. I think every third grader who hasn't been home skooled knows that.

>>17945973
My grandma used to have a fish pond, and she kept plain old gold fish in it. They were actually smart enough to distinguish her from other people.

>>17959178
Hate to break it to you, anon, but they're too tiny for that. Maybe you could get someone to make you a squishy plushie of one.

>>17957270
yes exaxtly. why "but"?

>>17950793
-rogue waves don't "pick up." They're isolated events. Heavy seas happen but a rogue wave literally is a huge wave that has no reason to be (that we can see/understand).

Ie: you're in calm seas when all of a sudden it's The Day After Tomorrow.

Sauce: navyfag

>>17958734
view lad

>>17959282
>rogue waves come outta nowhere
stop pissing off Ægir then, m80

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>>17956713
Storms can pop up out of nowhere at sea. I've been reef diving before, looked at my depth gauge and realized that I'm suddenly deeper than the reef should be. Being on a reef during a storm isn't fun either. It's shallow enough that the water can be almost as rough as it is on the surface, so you can end up being smashed repeatedly up against the reef. If you are in deeper waters you may never even realize a bad storm had just swept over your head. Never had anything that as extreme as that image happen before though.

I saw an interview with a diver that was diving off the coast of Thailand when they had that really bad tsunami several years ago. He said that one minute they were at like 50 foot, and then suddenly it was like 300 foot. It's a wonder that they didn't get seriously fucked up by such a sudden change in depth. When you do deep dives you have to ascend slowly, and stop about halfway up, to let yourself decompress slowly. If you just shot straight up your lungs (or other organs) could rupture. It can also lead to decompression sickness (commonly called the bends) which can cause brain damage, paralyze you, or kill you outright--at a minimum it's very painful and unpleasant, or at least so I've heard. I never want to find out first hand.

>>17950767
hurr hurr hurr lets go fuck with sharks today!

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>>17945983

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>>17958659

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>>17959185
Whoa, hey, whoa. I was homeschooled and I'm not trying to lump mammals in with fish. Don't associate us with fucktards like him.

>>17959657
They look like their mom just walked in and caught them jacking-off to trap porn.

>>17957160
damn that's actually pretty cool

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kinda weird how noone here has brought up the gulper eel yet. i've read these things are just a bit longer than a human

>>17959620
What is it ? First time I saw one

>>17960523
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunice_aphroditois

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These little shits are cute to me now. They're so ugly you just know they'll love you back.

>>17960550
Thanks

>>17945945
That reminds me of SOMA for some reason

>>17956602
>saw spider
>"Hey lil guy"
>gif
>kinda sad

I really wonder what kind of ancient shit sits even deeper than we can go.

>>17960561
I would pay to see a fight to the death. Jack up both the cat and sea roach with roid rage and let em rip.

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>>17944659
>>17958758

>>17959629
It looks like a cotton ball or a seed pod.

>>17960730
based

>>17956949
That thing washed up shore in my hometown.

One thought that scares me is that people have probably dropped recording videos and stuff into the ocean. Someday they are gonna get recovered maybe and we will see something that we wish we didn't get to see.

>>17945841
I have nightmares of things like this and i've never even been to an ocean.

>>17949830
It's a waterbear. They're microscopic super organisms

>>17961615
That is how we get footage of those cave divers dying.

>>17945848
cool

>>17945099
Waterbear

>>17961161
more like these

>>17957203
HE'S FAST

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>>17957203

>>17963040
It's the camera.

>>17963492
And what do you fear, edgelord?

>>17944581
Noc+10 on YouTube

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>>17956949
Kinda cute. I wonder if the mother survived. Is it right to assume it died not long after being born.

>>17945833
>not knowing gobbie is aussie slang for blowjob

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Nice shit

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>>17963040

>>17963116
>>17963727
>he dosen't get memes/being this new

>>17954224
More like She males

>>17963053
What is this?

>>17963722
Look at this shit. What the fuck IS this? Looks like an evil living mask.

>>17963799
A squid.

>>17954224
Kekkus maximus

>>17950885
The fuck is this

>>17963799
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bigfin_squid

>>17963886
A shipwreck.

>>17950714
charbdys.gif

>>17950750
>team rockets blasting offff agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnn
*ting*

>>17945869
ye old dolphin has all yer wares

>>17961664
>That is how we get footage of those cave divers dying
?????

>>17944590
That would be 2 scary to post.

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>>17953641
Game's creepy as hell, I got trypophobia so I haven't decided to play the game because of the coral reef patterns

>>17956949
It always makes me feel bad to see intelligent animals lying dead. I don't give a shit about insects or fish, but dolphins or whales, apes, that's a different story.

>>17964029
Sometimes cave divers take cameras with them. And get trapped or mixed up or caught on something and drop their cameras. Eventually those cameras are returned and what we get to watch is someone slowly dying as their oxygen tank expires and they drown.

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>>17950911

>>17953654
>Being afraid of a reefback

>>17963815
It's what happens when you take something that belongs in the deepest depths of the ocean to the surface.

>>17950860
I know that's a squid but it reminds me of when I took a zoology class in highschool and we watched this video of a diver interacting with an octopus and the coolest part was the octopus seemed genuinely curious about what the diver was

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>>17953641
Do you even have to ask?

>>17953641
Looks fun, I used to really like Endless Ocean. Something about the blue surroundings and diffused light makes any underwater game or even level really soothing.

>>17944581

Looks like a theme park ride at night

>>17945916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psENhhkYMO8

0:34

>>17964173
That's fucking cool.

>>17964404
All that shows is that retards also make YouTube videos.

>>17945901
>>17945912
>>17945918
>>17945928
Jesus fucking christ dude

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>>17945928

>>17956602
FUCK

>>17955763
Especially scary if you think of it as the ocean slowly reclaiming them.

>>17948228
Fucking symbiote fish. Spiderman can't help us get Aquaman!

>>17954224
I laughed then farted. 10/10 Two thumbs up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGcat9tGZVU

On a semi-related note, this scene gives me fucking heart palpitations

>>17950737
FUCK YOU

>>17965463
Christ.
As scary as the thought of floating deep underwater is... treading on the surface at night while shit swims around you might be worse.
Fuck.

>>17964173
dopemage reporting in

>>17950786
kek

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>>17953641

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7BzngvURrk

>>17950732
holy shit ...

>>17945841
vomits externally

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>>17965404

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Anyone know what this is?

>>17966332

my toupee

>>17957160

>When it comes towards the diver at the end.

CONTAINMENT HULL BREACH IN AREA NO.2!

>>17945841
ive seen worse. i was on a destoyer for 3 years. ive seen some shit. waves so big, the entire weatherdeck is covered in water and the ship shakes hard as fuck while rising back out of the water.
if youre a cheeky faggot, you can go to the forward part of the ship indoors of course and jump in the air right before the ship starts falling and its like youre jumping 6-7 feet in the air.

>>17966332
a mop

>>17966332
jellyfish.

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barreleye fish. those are its eyes. what looks like its eyes are its nostrils.

>>17967160
Nature is pretty fucking weird sometimes.

>>17959657
Look at us. We are spoohoooky, humanoid. Fear us, we are the souls of drown sailors-
nah, just kidding we are actually scared of you, what kind of ugly fish are you?

>>17959662
"OH fuck, I left the oven on"
"Ohhh nooo johnny"

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>>17963722
Sadly nobody made it smile.

Anyone got the gif of a game where you're in a submarine sending out sonar pulses, and then there's a ping from what looks like a fish, and as you go further it turns into a spider-like monstrosity with massive legs?

>>17963970
cringe

Any of you guys see this?

It was just discovered

http://www.vox.com/2016/7/28/12310762/mysterious-purple-orb-nautlius

>>17956602
>>17956602
You motherfucker.

>>17950750
Sucked off into the abyss. Like a camcouple who've just been tipped 10000 tokens.

Does /x/ believe there is a bigger animal than the blue whale in the ocean. If so, how many and at what depth?

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>>17967757
There's nothing down there, don't be silly.

>>17966440
My dad was on a destroyer. He's the only Navy guy I've ever met that just loved being out at sea. He preferred it to land, and at least before he met my mom, he would have stayed out there full time if they would have let him.

He says that a lot of the crew used to always race out on deck after storms, or whatever to pick up crabs and other shit that got washed up on deck, to cook. Not him though. He's probably the pickiest eater I've ever met. He won't touch any wild game, and he thinks eating shellfish (except shrimp) is disgusting.

>>17967829
But shrimp is disgusting. Crab is delicious.

Your dad might have poor taste, but I bet he could tell some great stories. Know any?

>>17945957
If thats true, we are lucky to be on land, I bet our technology would not be as advanced in those conditions.

>>17967829
What the shit? Shrimp are some of the nastiest ones!

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>>17967160
It looks a little retarded.

>>17965463
I physically recoiled when it swam by her

>>17956602
Oh my fucking god. I just jumped 5 feet from my desk.

>>17963992
Underrated

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>>17967843
I like both, but crab legs are one of my favorite things to eat, so they're definitely better than shrimp.

Once my dad and some of his buddies got shore leave in England, so naturally they hit the pubs. I mean it's England, and they were sailors. Apparently they got completely blitzed, and one of them had brought his guitar along, and so they decided to have a sing along. All was fine until they decided to sing this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL7XS_8qgXM

Needless to say the locals were a bit pissed, and a fight broke out. They managed to get out, and back to their ship without any serious injuries, or getting arrested.

I never really thought of my dad as a military man. I always saw him in my mind as an old timey, stereotypical sailor. Kinda like Popeye I guess. Popeye was my favorite cartoon character when I was really young, and that's probably why. I'm actually kind of surprised that he lasted in the Navy as long as he did, and managed to make it to the rank of petty officer. He's got like a really bad attitude towards authority, and he's prone to not thinking before he opens his mouth. I've never been in the military but I'm pretty sure they don't tolerate that shit even a little. Especially back in the late 60s and 70s.

>>17966332
memefish

>>17945841
god damn it it's fucking hypnotic

>>17945848
just what the fuck is that shit

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>>17944581

>>17968494
Is that a fault line?

>>17950867
oh shit it's one of those branching star things

the fuuuuuuuuuck

it's the most horrible writhing mass I've ever seen

>>17956602
that's creepy XD

>>17960355
Shit I've seen that before, but I hadn't reasoned that's where MtG Slivers come from.

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>>17968494
Yeah. off the coast of Japan I believe.

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>>17968529

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>>17968541

>>17964404
Not his best video.

>>17968532
Fuck that noise

>>17968532
YOU DIED

>>17950867
Finally found a tentacruel

>>17968309
has science gone too far??

>>17960730
>sea roach
It looks like a sea rolypoly.

>>17968543
What even is this?

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>>17959629
>cute

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/07/27/487665728/mysterious-and-known-as-the-raven-scientists-identify-new-whale-species?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20160727

new whale species confirmed

>>17950725
> :D

>>17969469
And this shoots the argument: "we've already discovered all of the large animals in the ocean since they are too big to hide" right in the fucking face. Get fucked faggot skeptics!!!

>>17968494
>maxresdefault
I see what you did there

>>17968278
Shrimp are arguably one of the best! Cut your tongue out because its clearly useless for taste. If i had to pick a worst, it'd be an old clam. You have to make a chowder out of those for them to even be edible.

>>17969868
It is always easy to shoot down a strawman argument

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Man drowns on camera:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eejQPUyeNiY

>>17958617
>intents and purposes

>>17970068
*intensive purposes

>>17970536
implying porpoises?

I am glad you deleted your shitpost

>>17970586
immense interpreters

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The ancient being awakens. Heed it's call.

https://youtu.be/pqyKrvk0aZo

>>17950938
I'm terrified by the concept of giant deep see creatures in general, but not whales for some reason, they seem to me like the most peaceful creatures I can imagine.

>>17945912
>they share much more with fish than they do with common mammals.
no they fucking don't.

>>17971025
Fun fact - Moby Dick is inspired by real sperm whale attack.

>>17971025
Same for me.
I think a lot of the fear comes from the deep sea being mysterious and most of its creatures appear so different and almost alien to us. Whales however are mammals and also pretty smart and social, so we share a lot with them.
just my two cents

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>>17962787

>>17959282
Thanks for posting this before I did.
t. puddle pirate

>>17967757
No. There's almost no food at the benthic level or below, which is where you would find such a thing since we would've seen it by now if it were any higher. Unless it were untold aeons, old, resting almost completely still to conserve energy.

>>17967829
>>17967843
Everything that lives in the water is disgusting to eat. Except lamprey.

>>17969469
It's not that big, and was not really just "discovered"- it was just "described". It was known to Japanese fisherman, and written off as a beaked whale.

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>>17968885
To quote a Bible, "The water monster is right Catman, they are among us."

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>>17969177
I don't know, but whales fucking hate her. Learn how she ate all the fish using one simple trick.

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>>17964234
octopuses and squids are very intelligent actually

>>17968460
That's water you dumb trip.

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>>17971267
there is literally like a thousand or more species we haven`t discovered yet. judging by the things found deep but not as deep they probably look fucked up and some may be really fucking large.

also, imagine how weird would it be to be a fish. and all those fish are conscious and are separate beings with their own minds. universe must too weird to be real.

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>>17967757
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-sea_gigantism

>>17967160
Fun fact: The little things that look like eyes that are above the mouth are actually the fish's nose. The big green orbs are the fish's eye, and they only point up.

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Pic related happened to me a few hours ago

>Be subbin' around the Mountain Biome in Subnautica (A known location of reaper leviathans-- the thing in pic)
>See this mofo
>Back up and hide in cave, where he proceeds to trap me
>Turn off lights in panic, night rolls around ingame, pitch black and I know he's out there
>Pause game for something, unpause and suddenly am no longer in cave
>Fucker attacks me from behind, barely get away with my life

>>17972525
isn't that what I said?

>>17973571
Some people dont read the thread at all. They shit in a post and wait for (You)s

>>17970536
>intensive purposes

This is known as a malapropism, and it is quite nonsensical. What the fuck is an "intensive purpose" supposed to even be? Basically, it is used by people who don't read very much if at all, but misguidedly believe themselves to be intelligent, when it's clear to the world that they are uneducated hicks. They've misheard the correct phrase being spoken before, but have never seen it written, because reading just puts them right to sleep every time, a fact that they will go around proudly boasting about at every opportunity, as if being a complete simpleton is something to be proud of.

>>17973708
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>17973708
Not sure if new or just autistic