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/k/ommando here, just saw something weird as fuck in the woods in northern GA. I live in the boonies with tons of woods directly infront of my home. When i was taking my dog out for the last toilet break of the day i saw an odd vaguely eye shaped red light, with a slightly shadowy outline. Figured it was just a light trick, then it moved and made a loud rustling sound in the leaves and a low pitched humm. The light and shadow are about 8 feet off the ground give or take a few inches. Im hold up in my house with my door barricaded as shit. With my mosin and shotgun loaded up with my custom (fuck your shit) rounds. Silver pellet napalm rounds for the shotgun, and silver cast mosin rounds both ashed up. Im curious as to what the fuck it was, any ideas?
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Don't you remember the thread on /k all those years back about fucking napalm rounds? Lol just don't.
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>>17938731
You got a little over zealous with your RP. Not at all believable.
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>>17938790
they're the special rounds, if it removes the problem whats a few trees?
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They're just here to observe. Your puny ape weapons are no match anyway.
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>>17938807
Didn't that op burn a few hundred acres though? Even spoops don't deserve that
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I'm no skeptic, and I'm not a roleplayer. So I'll be honest with you. It's nothing paranormal, you're just putting two and two together and in your mind the conclusion is a paranormal one. Don't worry about it.

Most paranormal entities do not manifest themselves physically, so unless it was some sort of bigfoot, or alien, or something then I have no idea. I'm not entirely interested in cryptids.

Sounds like nothing to me though OP
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sounds like a drone desu senpai
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>>17938807
>Few trees

Nigger, you're gonna purge errything within a few acre radius
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>>17938731
I'd bet on fox, despite that 8ft in the air claim. They're weird sounding, shadowy fuckers. One lives near my house and it can spook my Great Dane into full Scooby Doo mode.
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>>17938731
It was just your imagination. If it was something paranormal then your stupid little toys you over talk about aren't going to do anything to it. If it meant harm it would have done so already. Fuck off with your shit story you scared pussy. Preferably use those special bullets and empty the entire clip into your own head.
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>>17939778
>clip
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>>17938731
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>>17938731
you have a fucking shotgun with napalm rounds
go back there and fuck his shit up
and remember to post results
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Just run outside screaming and naked with your shotgun and just fucking tackle it making pig sounds. Works here in Australia.
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