Very strange experience

Got warg by someone.

You had a stroke and didn't realize because you blacked out and when you came to you realized your headphones fell out.
See a doctor

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>>17935602
Your phone volume was on and your earbuds were still in your ears so you thought it was your earbuds making the sound but it was just your regular speaker.

>/X/ getting better every day

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>>17935602

>>17935602
Your earbuds gained sentience and tried to go up your asshole.Lluckily you were wearing pants.

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>>17935602
There are no earbuds

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>>17935602 why tho?

>>17935701
I think I can tell if it's in or not.

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>>17935602
Tinnitus

>>17936044
that's wat she sed

>>17935602
FUCK OFF IDIOT

>>17936063
Whoa now bud, either you need some sleep or you stumbled a bit to far away from /b/

>>17936074
it's a stupid fucking thread i guess it fits you brain capacity

>>17935602

but then who was phone?

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>>17935602
OP

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>>17936244
Who was phone

>>17935602
Five dollar bill disappeared from my pocket yesterday. It was anchored down by loose change and there was no holes in my pocket. Everything else was still there including my receipt. I got so angry I took a nap.

>>17936044
In the words of somebody I don't remember (though learned the quote from a Christopher Hitchens video):

What do you think is more likely, that the laws of physics were suspended in your favour or that you made a mistake?

>>17937229
That the laws of physics themselves were in favor of me all along.

As evidenced by my being born.

>>17937540
Good old confirmation bias, where would we be without it?