How do i contract vampirism/x/

Insert memes directly into the anus twice daily.

>>17928668
>Kill hookers
>Drink blood
>???
>VAMPIRE

Make sure that it's the cheap ones, dont wanna go wasting money on those hookers.

eat nothing but copious amounts of garlic for 3 days

they have their communities online. not here, really.

>>17928668
just be yourself

>>17929000
>No, John, you are the vampires.
If trips point out truth, OP is already a vampire and doesn't know it. Or he knows and he's fishing for Masquerade violators.

Go around to caves and bandit hideouts until you find one with vampires in it. Fight them but you have to let them hit you physically until you contract Porphyric Hemophilia, then you can kill them or escape. Don't take any medicine and wait for three days. After it has been 72 hours, go to sleep and you will wake up as a vampire.

>>17931088
>tfw can never contract vamprisim in oblivion when I try
>play argonian
>contract it in one hit
well fuck you too oblivion, I didn't want to play anyway.

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>>17928668
Improper burial, really. But these days everybody's injected with poison to preserve their bodies and ensure they're actually dead, so you don't need to worry about it.

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>>17928701
MEMES, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE ANUS
MEMES, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE ANUS
MEMES, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE ANUS

>>17931088
Underrated post.


Fuck, I loved oblivion.

>>17928668
It's all made up hollywood nonsense, People were really superstitious/religious back in the day.

They use to be paranoid about corpses coming back to life so they would dig them up and put a steak in the corpse.

As for modern vampire culture you will notice it oddly came about when the movie Lost Boys came out...

>>17928668

Mira?

>>17928668
Share needles with heroine addicts.

go to Hot Topic

>>17928668

Pretend vampirism exists then dress up in black you fucking fag

Nail your shadow.
Put a nail on a wall where your shadow is reflected, at the height of your head.
This is a self-curse, it can turn you into a nachzehrer, that is not the most pleasant form of vampirism, but it can become quite powerful if you learn how to use your powers.

>>17934339
Fuck.

>>17928668
> How do i contract vampirism/x/
Via HR Department :D