What is a surefire way to have a spiritual/mystical experience?

Go away.

find a boyfriend who has a best friend that makes his own dimethyltriptaline and convinve your boyfriend to convinve his friend to give you it for free

worked for me idk

>>17926962

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Abramelin

>>17926962
5-7 grams of dried mushrooms, alone in silent darkness.

Bumpo

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>>17926962
Starve yourself for two days. Drink a bunch of water. Go inna woods at night. Drop a ton of shrooms(or another psychotropic). Chant the same thing over and over, drum beats etc. Then strip naked and jack off infront of the demiurge at sunrise while screaming the sacred names. Should work

>>17927008
>I spell out DMT bcuz I am so intelligence

>>17926962
Suck your own dick until you collapse into yourself, forming another universe

>>17927023
Like, any mushrooms?

>>17927033
>
too scary. Bathrooms are bad.

>>17926962
Well... if it's real, then I would assume death is a sure way.

>>17927368
yes, fridge mold works too

Bamp

>>17927368
Like shrooms that make you trip

pray to Jesus Christ.

it will happen.

>>17927368
Are you serious? If you are, psilocybin mushrooms. Ask the guy in the tie-dye shirt if you have any trouble.

>>17927033
I want to try this

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"I am the way, the truth and the life."

>>17928422
>white jesus
No

smoke some dmt or ayahuascha

>>17928520
this.

you'll see some things you never thought possible.

all it takes is for a higher dimensional object to be floating in the midst of some normal stuff and voila, you'll get a feel for how the mind really looks like, as it operates

>>17928422
Fuck off, Jesus
If you're so smart why are you dead, lmao

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>>17927361
This was pretty funny here's a rare pepe

DMT
Psilocybin
LSD

Don't listen to the druggies, you'll burn yourself out and appear idiotic in the eyes of unassuming spectators. Meditation is the way to go.

>>17927312
THIS! U mad fucker know how shit works.

>>17927312
I fasted alot through depression. It really does warp your mind. I usually come out of it with an elevation from my subconscious with an unexplained euphoria and oneness. I really do believe there's something behind it all, not quite sure what it is yet.

>>17930003
LSA, Salvia divinorum, some cactus thing and cannabis sativa.

>>17927033
if you're in complete darkness without any electronics (i.e. clocks) then how the fuck are you supposed to tell when it's been 12 hours

>>17930052
alarm clock. The oldest model you can find u dumfuck. Or put ur phone to flight mode and set alarm.

>>17930048
Same thing m8. Gotten some exp. but still everything from the other side is vauge.

>>17930003
>>17930050
My mental illnes senses are saying a case of nuts. Be really careful.

Try the Enochian Ritual from Enochian Vision Magick: An Introduction and Practical Guide to the Magick of Mr. John Dee and Edward Kelley.

Note: Do as it says in the book, don't be a fucking faggot and think that it's totally OK to just print the Dei Aemeth out and you're ready to go.
You can substitute the ring, you cannot substitute the sigil for something else. Absolutely not.
You can paint the tin talismans on the table though.

99% guaranteed to work unless you're one of those "atheism is the only way" fucks.

>>17930065
>Try the Enochian Ritual from Enochian Vision Magick:

Very bad idea.

>>17930088

And why exactly?

I mean, sure, don't do Goetics and then five minutes afterwards angels, that's bound to get ugly.
But if mother-fucking Kelley, a forger, a cheater, a frequent demon-summoner, a man that misinterpreted Angelic commands so he could bang the wife of his boss, can manage to get through a lot of Enochian stuff without harm, so can you.

Hell, I have done it, and I'm better than before.

>>17930090

When you're ready for Enochian, they will come for you. Otherwise, you're more likely to be deceived and deliberately led astray than not.

>>17927368
a large mushroom pizza should work

>>17930065
>Mr. John Dee and Edward Kelley.
*facepalm*

edward kelley was literaly a scammer read his biography

>>17926962
peyote

Chant 64 rounds of the Hare Krsna mahamantra.

>>17926962
Yes, here it is.

1. Sit down.
2. Set your intention
3. Focus
4. Update and refocus as needed
5. Achieve any internal state you desire.

>brew mescaline tea
>go to desert at night and camp
???
profit.

>>17926962
Encounter God.

>>17930431
I've had some great times with mushroom pizzas, man.

>>17931172
LOL