Eight Lords of Chaos

Hellboy taught me that there is only 7.
Del Torro is a creature-feature kinda guy though so maybe he fucked up his research.

>>17925364
THERE ARE NINE DIVINES NOT EIGHT REEEE IMPERIALS GO HOME

>>17925394
The Ninth, the man, who ascended unto godhood? Surely you must be joking.

>>17925364
Honestly there are only 5 my dude. You gotta do some pretty weird shit to get the attention and favor of the 4 of them though.

>>17925407
Double pairs? Perhaps, perhaps.

>>17925401
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

>>17925426
Give this anon a sweetroll.

>>17925364
bumperino

>>17925434
>Give this anon a sweetroll.

Read that as Sweet Troll. Bemused puzzlement occurred.

>>17925364
draw a circle and put any 3 different items in the circle and God will medium for whatever spirit you want to talk to.

>>17925364
>the Eight Lords of Chaos
AQW. Good luck, OP, it's a slog!!

>>17925364
You need only know of He who Brings the Light and She Who Brings the Night

>>17925949
kek

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they are only 3 you retards

>>17926941
LOL

>>17926832
as I was reading this, I was fucking picturing a bogus teenage pop duo.

>>17925364

>Eight
There are five
Nurgle (disease), Khorne (war), Tzeentch (change), Slaneesh (pleasure) and Malal(chaos for the sake of chaos) :^)

>>17927204
>Implying Malal is canon

>>17927507

He's canon to me >:^(

>>17927559
We don't talk about Malal

there's only choronzon