Anything paranormal ever harm any of you?

HOWEVER

>>17916894
WHAT

>>17916890
what's that thing in the background supposed to be, with the wheels?

>>17916915
Whale skateboard.

>>17916915
It is a skateboard.

>>17916921
One rad cetacean.

>>17916915
skateboard. PRobably the logo for some gay ass merch company

>>17916934
Is that actually what it is

>>17916890
A ghost once called me a fuckboi. Nigga hurt my feelings.

>>17919560
Aww, I think you're pretty cool.
Fuck that ghost, we'll kick his fucking ass seven ways t'sund'y.

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>>17919560
>>17919580
>millennial humour

>>17916890
I had a spooky dream once. Shit was cash.

>>17916915
It's a fucking S.H.E.L.D.'s Helicarrier, and the Whale thing it's called Giganto

>>17916890
Just my pride.

>>17922565
Starve me*

>>17922728
>my religion
You are not your religion. Doesn't count.

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i saw this man in my back yard itscared the shit out of me at 1 in the morning please send help

>>17916890
Yeah. An evil sob called God harms people everyday. It guides your life without you even knowing it.

www.kelownasucks.com

>>17916921
>>17922554
>Not recognizing the elusive sea panda

>>17923052
Shut up slut, you know you wanted it.

>>17923056
Not dissimilar to what you described. And seeing how I was being raped, at the time I did not find it particularly enjoyable. His Cock, I remember, was literally the biggest I will ever see in my life, akin to that of a horse. If you're asking me "would I ever go back?" The answer is yes, sometimes I just wait naked in the woods waiting for another squatch in heat, but something tells me this was a once in a lifetime sort of event.

>>17916890
Me on the right

> walking down hallway at ex gf house a couple years ago
> She pokes her head out of the bathroom to say something to me
> Hear SMACK!
> She reacts like she was just smacked
> Red mark on her cheek.

That house was ripe with paranormal activity though.

>>17916890
When I tried to approach Christianity - get catechized and went to church - I had something like suddenly waking up with a pressure in room, a strong strong strong pressure and feeling like there was someone in front of me - but like not actually seeing anything, except feeling the pressure and a feel of terror.

I woke up screaming and running and felt the pressure chasing me until it suddenly was gone.

Then some time later, I was praying in my mind while sleeping and when I've stopped the prayer again I felt exactly the same pressure like in that day.

From that point forward I was irrationally constantly scared of complete darkness - I've tried to rationalize it, but it went as a trauma...

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No, but it tried to.

>Be 16yrs old
>Be in High School weight room (I was on the football team)
>In lifting group of 3 people total
>Coach was very adamant about re-racking weights properly
>I'm on the bench press completing a set of ~185lbs.
>Rack it, with assistance of spotter
>I lay there to catch my breath as spotter goes to talk to other guy in our group
>As I'm laying there, I see one end of the barbell slowly start coming forward off the rack
>I quickly look over to see if my partner is leaning on the other end causing this
>He isn't, he's about 3 feet away
>I check the other end of the barbell quickly and see that it hasn't moved
>Go back to watching the other end "float" off the rack
>I swivel out of the way and sit up
>Take a quick at the situation again
>No one touching it, barbell floating forward, unexplainable
>I don't touch it because I wanted confirmation that I wasn't imagining this
>Few seconds later, *CRASH*
>Barbell falls where my neck would have been
>The whole weigh-room looks over, then goes back to what they're doing
>Don't say anything to my partners about what I saw