Who here has read the necronomicon? What did you think about it?

>>17897483
How does someone read something that doesn't exist?

>>17897496
Pretty sure he means the Simon Necronomicon. It's a real book modeled loosely on the fictional one.

It exists. And yes the simon. Heres a pdfhttps://www.google.com/search?site=&source=hp&ei=slmAV4abJcrVjwSp3674Aw&q=necronomicon+pdf&oq=ne&gs_l=mobile-gws-hp.1.2.41l3j0i3j0i131.2331.2556.0.4107.3.3.0.2.2.0.203.538.0j2j1.3.0....0...1c.1j4.64.mobile-gws-hp..0.3.275.3.gFEN7veykZQ

I've read the Simon Necronomicon. It was not as good as I expected though I did enjoy the feeling of reading something hastily written by a man who knew his time was up.
Right now I'm going through the Tyson Necronomicon. Much better all around if you ask me.

>>17897483
>>/lit/

This is a work of fiction. NOT paranormal.

Sage.

>>17897767
Everything on this board is fiction you twat

>>17897767
I'm going to assume you're new and don't know; we're called "paranormal" but our mandate is for "creepy". Before you insist I'm wrong, go to the rules page and make sure.

We discuss works of fiction all the time. Books (House of Leaves, movies (the VVitch is the newest big one), web dramas (like Nightvale).

>>17897832
That's an absurd generalization. You haven't fact-checked everything. The truth is that you can't be sure what's real and what's not. You're making guesses based on your limited personal experience of reality. The most you can honestly say is that you're convinced that everyone is roleplaying, which you must be okay with since you keep coming here.

>>17898035
You've got a point, there is so much on this board, without investigating all of them any one comment could be true.
I main/lit/ but /x/ is the best board for horror

>>17898035
Yeah but this board is 99% fiction. There are just a chunk of users who don't realize it is.

It's like Santa. Everyone can talk about Santa but only children actually think hes out there.

Can you faggots stfu and stay on topic?

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>>17897483
>Who here has read the necronomicon?
I have
>What did you think about it?
Excellent piece of fiction crafted by H.P. Lovecraft.

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I have the Simon Necronomicon as well as it's companion volumes. You're honestly gonna' enjoy Reading 'Dead Names' more, it gives 'Simon' a lot more to work with in crafting his story rather than just mixing his lovecraft-mesopotamian martini into something loosely resembling a grimoire.

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>>17899734
>he doesn't believe in Santa
Look at this edgy fuck.

>>17899734
>infinite parallel universes
>not one Santa

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>>17897483
I have a hardback copy.
It's a phenomenal art book, shame my copy is all in german.

>>17899734
> 99% fiction

Dem assumptions tho

Read John Dee's Necronomicon, the Simon version is just edgelord wicca tier summoning.

I READ it is fake

>>17900349
High quality post