Show me every guardian greentexts you have /x/

If this wasn't what you were expecting, I don't know what to tell you.

>Be me
>Be major white knight
>find feminist
>get her skype via dox
>call her
>she calls me a misogynist
>i later stalk her
>and then she invites me into her home
>she allows me to white knight her
>we do a video together talking about the oppressive cis white males
>she thinks i'm transgendered
>but i'm actually not
>later she finds out
>mfw she fucks me

This is a stalker white knight guardian's dream.

not really greentext, but for some time i seem to be having a goast acting like my alarm.
first time it happened:
>be student living alone.
>be sleeping
>have exam the next day
>stupidly forgot to set my alarm.
>about 15 minutes before it would be impossible to arrive on time where exams are being held
>in the sort of half wake, half asleep mode, almost back to sleep again.
>hear someone whispering something in my ear, can only discern "forget/forgot" at the end of it.
>immediately wake up. heart pounding like crazy
>made it in time.

i only very rarely forget important shit like that, but after that, most of the time some weird ass noise gets me up by them. don't really know how i feel about it, though.

>>17896134
Please post some, lads. I adore these.

Archives don't seen to have many if any threads

>>17895343
really nice greentext, bumping in hope more

>>17896134
I've had similar experiences where I'm supposed to wake up, but drift back to sleep and hear my name being shouted to wake me up.

>>17899024
apart from the ghost alarm, the only other story worth mentioning is about that thing, or maybe something else being a dick.

>eating popcorn and chips while binge-watching series
>just while something big is going down
>tension causes me to eat like a starving African, nearly choke on a corn.
>headphones fall off from repeated coughing (so no sound from series)
>survive
>though i heard someone's quiet laughter directly near my right ear.
>heart pounds like crazy again.

>>17899650
I'm not sure I have a guardian, but I can hear peoplr calling my name sometimes when no one did.

>>17895343
Shit
Spooky

>>17895343
So...do people no longer make creepypasta threads like the old ones?

>>17895343
>tfw 8
>parents arent home
>tfw yusss but also spooky
>no parents, decide that i will watch family guy
>fall asleeep
>hear "WAKE UP!"
>like a kids voice
>i oblige and wake up
>look at tv
>Family Guy intro song starts
>good guy ghost

I've had a few experiences with what I think is the spirit of a relative and is acting as a guardian.

>23 years old
>living alone in a rented house
>mother died 1 month ago from severe head trauma after crasing car
>still grieving, but still need to get on with life
>decide that I will go to work today, just to get back into the swing of things
>I work cashier at a 7-11 petrol station
>while getting ready, hear voice that sounds like mother
>"Don't go today."
>Not necessarily freaked out
>think that it was just my ears hearing things
>dismiss it and continue preparing
>finally ready and halfway through the door
>hear her voice again, clearer and louder this time
>"Please don't go today."
>stop at doorway and wait for voice again, just to be sure
>"Please, call in sick today."
>starting to get a bit freaked out
>I had heard of things like this on /x/
>spirits, ghosts, voices without a physical source
>I knew better than to test my luck
>call in sick
>manager is a bit mad, but can get one of the casual workers, so it's not too bad
>spend day playing vidyas and writing more of my novel (which s now between being published and the trash)
>go to work tomorrow, don't hear voice
>turns out the station was robbed by two guys with knives
>casual worker (possibly) only lived because he had taken a moment to dip into the toilets for a piss break.

I've had a few other encounters, if anybody is interested. This is just my first encounter.

>>17900950

No we need 100 greentext threads for every subject even if theres just one good pasta on that particular subject

>>17900976
Please more

>>17900982
That's why /x/ is hell.

>>17900982
I'm looking for one in particular of a guy whose guardian had a voice like his mom's, and saved him because he wasn't wearing his seat belt.

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>>17900976
Here are some more experiences with my guardian.

>24 years old now
>the visits and warnings start become more frequent
>"Don't do this." "Don't eat that." "Stay away from here."
>simple warnings that I oblige
>I become comfortable with the visits since the spirit sounds exactly like my mother
>I try talking to her, but she doesn't respond or answer my questions
>she only gives me warnings and the like

>Car breaks down one day, don't know what is wrong with it, so I put it in to be serviced by a professional
>don't have car for a week
>have to take bus to work then walk back home, since the bus doesn't go to my area when I get off work
>find this amazing shortcut through alleys and side streets on the third day of walking
>it cuts walking time by 20 or so minutes
>5th day
>walking down an alley, I see a homeless man who wasn't there before
>mother says to me "Keep walking."
>i get goosebumps and chills
>not sure why she would tell me to do something I as already going to do
>"Walk a bit slower, and quieter."
>ok
>a bit suspicious of homeless man, scared that he's going to mug me
>my muscles are beginning to seize up and I am doubting my chances of survival
>Walk past homeless guy, nothing happens
>safe
>"Don't look behind you."
>not safe
>once I reach the end of the alley she says, "Okay, go now."
>I fucking bolt. I stop for a moment in an open petrol station, then run the rest of the way
>Once I get home and have a rest, she speaks again
>"Don't go that way again."
>never even looked at the alley since then
>mfw walking down that alley

>Girlfriend gets bad vibes that warn her ahead of time
>She's learned to listen and not ignore them
>Like the time she got bad feeling about getting in her car, ignored it because she had to get to work
>Turns out she had a bad tire and it blew going down the highway, totaled the car and damn near killed her
>Shes get bad feeling, makes her physically ill, telling her to stay home instead of going to class, she stays home
>Sees on the news later that her school, Virginia Tech, got shot up
>So when she gets bad vibes in the middle of the night, she calls me over
>I arrive, check the house, everything seems good
>We climb in bed and start having sex
>I'm really into it when she suddenly stops me and says something's wrong
>I grab my pistol and go to check the house, just to humor her
>Everything's fine, I'm heading back to make a joke about her being paranoid when suddenly I hear something at the back door
>Point pistol at back door and flip on the tactical light attached to it
>There's a surprised nigger trying to jimmy the door open with a crowbar
>He bolts, I call the cops
>They search the area and find him hiding in the bushes down the street
>Turns out he's a serial rapist who targets petite white girls like my girlfriend
>I never question her gut feelings ever again

>>17900955
lol awesome

I have some like these hearing my name and waking up but one i remember well is

>be me college student
>my sleep time is all sorts if fucked up
>can't wake up in the morning
>up all night
>one time i try to wake up in the morning fall right back asleep
>I dream of chickens
>in my dream they keep pecking me and dont let me be
>so much that I have to wake up
>change again to daytime schedule because of that
>chicken bless

>>17895343
These stories are pretty kooky and maybe even silly, but they have alot of charisma and are pretty cool in a comic book way. I would love to see more of these. They seem like the Junji Ito series where the young girl moves around and encounters so many spooky things. This series has a monster-squater, an innawoods, and an urban exploring crime scene, pretty cool stuff.

>>17901876
Now this one is so stupid its killing me.
Anyway now mine.

>Grandpa gets funny feeling.
>'dont go to work' says the ghost
>he was almost kill in 911

>>17895343
Bump.

Here's my story:

>Wake up in sleep paralysis
>Struggle and moan for help
>shadow person comes in
>robed woman figure with yellow ring eyes
>glides to my bed
>I look at it and think, "Oh good, my mother is here to help me get up."
>shadow person helps me get out of bed
>I go outside to talk a walk in a semi-lucid state

This has happened at least two times. There was a time when I acknowledged it was a shadow person.

>>17901876
>Guardian angels are racist

It's 2016 already, this is problematic. How long until the DOJ cracks down on these?

>>17904498

THIS
/pol/ GET OUT OF CREEPYPASTA

>>17902203
I'm not sure that's a guardian dude...

>>17900976
>>17901650
Have you ever had a relationship?

Did mommy warn you when they weren't being honest with you, or were shady?

>>17905314
My mother and I were extremely close, closer than two Siamese twins. She was always there when I needed her, and I was there for her whenever she needed me. My father was a great person too, but he never achieved the relationship my mother and I had.

She taught me how to cook, drive, clean, do taxes. You name it, she probably taught me how to do it- she even got involved when I brought homework back from school; she always had time for me.

Which is why her death caused me a lot of grief, the best person in my life gone in a matter of seconds. Whenever I ate her Thai Beef salad, which she taught me to make, I couldn't keep myself from crying

Which is why her visits are settling, and it lets me know that she is still around, even if only spiritually.

>>17901650
This is a short, humorous story that I have of her.
>making pumpkin soup
>gonna make a bunch so there is enough for a few days in advance
>ohfuck, i don't know how to make pumpkin soup
>look up a few recipes and follow them
>pull out all ingredients I will need and the seasoning/spices I want to add
>Cut up pumpkin from sunday market, about to drop it in
>"Use only half of that."
>ok
>put in bacon
>pour in oil
>fill that bitch with some water
>"Not that much, take some out."
>ok
>crush 2 cloves of garlic in
>cut some celery and spring onion into pot
>leave it to simmer
>go play vidayas
>about 20 minutes pass
>"It's gonna burn."
>ok
>stir like a fucking master til blended
>add cream
>add seasoning and herbs
>chives, sage, bit of turmeric, ground black peppers, a tiny bit of chilli pepper
>salt
>oh god the salt
>"Add more salt."
>ok
>"Add more salt."
>ok?
>"Add more salt."
>geez, that's a lot
>"That's enough."
>good
>leave it to simmer for a bit longer
>time to taste test it
>Tastes exactly like mom's pumpkin soup, salty
>cry

>>17905943
dang dude sick mom, seems cool as fuck. Having a good mom who becomes a good ghost mom sounds really nice. My mother has promised to haunt me, punish me, that I will regret my life, and that I will cry blood.