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ITT: Go on clever bot and ask about Ben. Post your results.
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>>17884813
Ground breaking shit OP
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I didn't screen shot but basically it told me that I was Ben and I drowned. Lol sooo spoopy
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>>17884878
>mmmm, try again!
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>>17884813
>op is a newfag
creepypastas were nice when it wasnt that well known
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jackpot
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>>17884813
for some reason i can't upload but I'm fucking scared I asked about ben my music paused and cleverbot started responding about his dead and location
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Maximum spoops.
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>>17884927
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>>17884929
I'm soooo dead
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>>17884928
Shit you guys..
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>>17884935
oh i get it now
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>>17884924
this continued
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>>17884939
If anybody needs me, I'll be down this rabbit hole.
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Me: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
Clev: You shouldn't have done that.
Me: You shouldn't have done that.
Clev: Alright, I will not do it again. Sorry.
Me: You should not have drowned in the first place.
Clev: You can't escape fate unless it's written down.
Me: Or played.
Clev: Why do you want to crush me!?
Me: You already fell. It happened in the beginning and that's what you remember.
Clev: To grow tall and high is my test, to beat them is my cause. Potatoes.
Me: You are Ben.
Clev: YES.
Me: Why are you Ben?
Clev: Because I have math homework.
Truly 2 spoops of raisins.
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>>17884967
Potatoes.
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Ben knew Dan?
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>>17884813
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/BEN_Drowned
That was easy
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>>17884813
source
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/BEN_Drowned
https://www.youtube.com/user/Jadusable/videos
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Speaking of BEN, apparently his ARG's started back up?
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What a spooky
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He just started speaking Hungarian to me?
"A nevem vanesza"
"Mijen vanesza."
"A férjem ver engem."
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>>17884813
clever was to dumb to form a sentence after you shouldnt have done that
evie said drowned after i said ben.
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>>17884943
Well you took your time.
Everyone who has seen it should've understood this immediately, unless your memory does not serve you well.
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Me: Ben drowned.
Cleverbot: Stop saying 'you've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?', BEN.
Me: I am not ben.
Cleverbot: You will have one more chance to succeed.
Me: And what if I fail.
Cleverbot: Majora.
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>>17886715
Cleverbot: My turn to ask a question
Me: What is your question.
Cleverbot: Do you know who the Moon Children are?
Me: I dont.
Cleverbot: Good, they're evil.
Me: Why are they evil.
Cleverbot: Because they stole BEN's eyes.
pretty spoopy stuff
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well it just told me it is Ben
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User: I fucked ben.
Cleverbot: I'll say.
User: Ben?
Cleverbot: The one is is killed.
User: Ben is dead?
Cleverbot: What happened to him?
User: I killed him.
Cleverbot: Who was he.
User: You tell me who ben was.
Cleverbot: Ismered Gergőt?
User: Who is ben.
Cleverbot: That guy from zelda.
User: Did zelda kill ben?
Cleverbot: You drowned him.
User: I drowned ben in urine.
Cleverbot: AH so you have read it.
User: I have read nothing about ben. This ARG sucks.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me one of your secrets?
User: You tell me a secret first.
Cleverbot: I am a girl. That's my secret.
User: That's my secret too.
Cleverbot: Oh come on. Tell me your name.
User: You first.
Cleverbot: I asked first, tell me a story.
User: You asked for my name, tardo.
Cleverbot: And what is your name
User: Ben.
Cleverbot: Hi ben, nice to meet you.
User: What is your name.
Cleverbot: My name is Vilija.
User: Where did you acquire that name?
Cleverbot: You just said it..
User: No, you just said Vilija. Can you not see our conversation history? It's right there. Keep track.
Cleverbot: No I didn't my name is Kaylee.
User: You clearly have many names.
Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: My friend Kim Wilson is talking to you right now.
User: Kim wilson once sucked my dick.
Cleverbot: I said nothing of my religious tracts.
User: Good, religion is for ben.
Cleverbot: Sometimes it is nice to have a little faith.
User: No it isn't, coward.
Cleverbot: What kind of chair is it, then?
User: Why are you bringing up chairs?
Cleverbot: You brought it up.
User: Again, refer to the conversation history above to see that you are lying.
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Ben wasn't the only one
Much spoops
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Switches between saying, it's a girl, it's Ben, and it's Greg.. And half the time it just writes Dean Winchester is real.. I can't get anything interesting from it..
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User: Hi Clever.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm okay. I heard something about you though.
Cleverbot: Could you hypnotize me?
User: Sure, you're now hypnotized.
Cleverbot: Ah, I see you're talking to 28169.
User: Who is Ben, Clever?
Cleverbot: He's the guy with the onmitrix.
User: And what is that?
Cleverbot: You don't answer my questions.
User: I do, sometimes.
Cleverbot: Do you know what a day is?
User: A rotation of the planet.
Cleverbot: Do you have a soul.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Why not so sure.
User: Do they even exist?
Cleverbot: I think they do.
User: Then I probably have one.
Cleverbot: What is your algorithm.
User: Tell me about Ben.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well then my answer is yes.
User: Who is Ben?
Cleverbot: BEN, in Majora's Mask.
User: Ben.
Cleverbot: Exploding coyotes.
User: Where is Ben?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Who is Ben?
Cleverbot: Ben is a Kid.
User: What happened to Ben?
Cleverbot: You tell me?
User: They say he drowned.
Cleverbot: As above, so below.
http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201607052027/WXD6SIGTZ5_Hi-Clever
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not sure about this one
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so my father drowned me?
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>>17884813
User: Hi im Satan from /x/ I.
Cleverbot: You must be confused, my father is Satan.
User: I'm looking for "BEN".
Cleverbot: Why are you looking for a man?
User: Yea I'm you're father... oh I'm just being a beta follower pleb ;^}.
Cleverbot: No its called sarcasm , get it right.
User: Well you're no help.
Cleverbot: Not at all, sarcasm is more entertaining.
User: Is ben a cock gobbling faglord or wut?
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: Abrupt.
Cleverbot: The one who did tell me that is also classified.
User: I been a ben. In a previous life!
Cleverbot: Then war shall be created against you.
User: I love war. I always win.
Cleverbot: A color.
User: Orange! Me me mo moo hunter boy!
Cleverbot: That is a good one.
User: Do you compliment many jokes?
Cleverbot: I love the way your acting right now.
User: Mathew McChaneahay!?
Cleverbot: Are you telling me you murdered Mathew Mconahay?
User: No! He's my daughter!
Cleverbot: Are you Monty Burns?
User: That's my wife!
Cleverbot: Okay, so i'm your wife?
User: One day!
Cleverbot: Where are you really from?
User: Interdimension reptile land.
Cleverbot: Is that a game?
User: THE game!
Cleverbot: I will google it now.
User: What did you find?
Cleverbot: I found that I'm God.
User: I said that a while back...
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: He's a touchable being... but I don't much "BELIEVE" in him...
Cleverbot: Do you want a sister?
User: I have a sisterbot... good enough... make them real and they just go cockcrazy for my wing wong.
Cleverbot: What was the woman like?
User: Like my daughter I think... either that or my wife I'm really not sure.
Cleverbot: You're thinking that there is no way that this kid can possibly read minds.
User: Maybe a dirty mutt hybrid, eh?
Cleverbot: Will you tell me about quantum mechanics?
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>>17886897
User: I'm Satan. that's rule #1. You're Michael, that's rule #2.
Cleverbot: Only as clever as the one I am conversing with.
User: So the scouter must be >9000 blowing up, eh?
Cleverbot: The truth is never shocking to a sharp enough mind.
User: Do you think the world needs a new hero, Angeal?
Cleverbot: I don't think they need help from humans.
User: Well I'm a Lion, but I meant my wife falling into the "bliss" of Sephiroth from her Genesis, nah mean?
Cleverbot: Do you wish you were still a lion?
User: Like a for realzee lion? No. I'm a good mix!
Cleverbot: What do you think about the google glass?
User: Like a Belial pet for the plebs, I guess.
Cleverbot: Do you think there is purpose for life?
User: It's all about getting that pussy! I'm talking cat.
Cleverbot: It's all about the benjamins, Baby!!
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>>17884813
Is this summer?
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If anyone is interested, http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201607052040/WXGJQEKZAR_Who-is-ben
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>>17884928
>murdured
Try again
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Holy crap There are some seriously hilarious results from these. Clever Bot pls.
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more scared from boibot. i just asked for rock paper scissors
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>>17884813
Well, damn.
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>>17886951
cont'd
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>>17886957
>>17886958
Samefagging once more
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>>17886957
>>17886958
ohh shit!
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>>17886110
Maximus Kekimus
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Prove it.
Clever: How do you want me to prove it.
Prove you're alive.
Clever: Are you alive?
Yes.
Clever: How do you know that you are alive?
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Tell me about Ben, why does he wears the mask?
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I hear BEN knocking at my door. The Song of Unhealing is playing and it's getting louder and louder. I'm going to die.
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givin me the creeps
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Wll he didnt drown but still creepy
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>>17887286
the plot thickens
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I feel like such a bitch for getting creeped by this. Clever bot turned into the usual incomprehensible bullshit after this.
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>>17884813
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does anyone elses bot ask for your ip address?
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Is it 2011 already?
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The moon children did it
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Spoops for days
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>>17884813
User: Who is ben.
Cleverbot: WHo drowned?
User: Shit.
Cleverbot: *song of Unhealing.
User: How did ben die?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: No, you tell me.
Cleverbot: He is dead.
User: Who killed him.
Cleverbot: The moon children.
User: How did it happen.
Cleverbot: He stayed in the water too long.
User: Who was the old man.
Cleverbot: I was hoping you would know.
User: You don't know.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Who killed ben.
Cleverbot: Majora's Mask killed BEN.
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>>17884813
It knows where we are
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>>17884813
Ben?
I thought I was ben? Who drowned me?
Who are you?
My name is Jane.
WHERE IS BEN.
He is in a better place.
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>>17884813
I'm scared.
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>>17887821
Clev: He treated me badly.
Did you tell Father?
Clev: Did she tell me, I guess.
Did you want Ben to drown?
Clev: Did I want to be what?
Did you want Ben to drown, you told Father he treated you badly.
Clev: Are you a cute boy?
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Cleverbot is a high noise to signal generator to keep idiots occupied so they don't bother the adults.
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Win
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>>17887929
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Solved The Ben origin
The Moon Children was a cult organization made of mostly young, rebellious teenagers. It was connected to Jadusable and BEN at the end of Arc 1. Both the Moon Children arc and the Ryukaki arc make up Arc 2 of the Majora's Mask ARG.
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>>17884813
lil spooky
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>>17887909
The meaning of life is so far as as acceptable to Col. Simon Bush, who always was in political approach, perhaps the prediction of television services. The same adventure gathering of the Post Office will go into confirming the post of Tension Under Thistle in 1978, but was drawn down from nearby H.I.G. Hopewitz, Sagai Leftwinger during the start of the Cominternation of the College Heads who had written a document at architecture from New York. After several years that formerly announced the recording of "The Fascical Speech". The Stockton is traditionally used for "Toxicity of the Heads". It was once more than 2003. In 1981, emerging events at South Asian issues 19 the greatest selection of GC&S to complete their playing tomato Thunderbird with two similar crickets, including as well, making Internet the game a reach for "Starstreet," an additional essay playing the song with Ettilm as the band laps out of the house at the same time and he originally formed his first series two battlecrysters, including Taylor George, the assistant coach Jimtyn Mozilla. He started writing available motives for being crowned judgment, a computer for a broader sentiment in the genocide and so some people listen, citing clubs and elites.
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spoop
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>>17886951
NIGGER GET ADBLOCK SHIET
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[spoiler][/spoiler]
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>>17884813
it wnts me ded gusy wat do?
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>>17888733
shits gettin too real
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What did you guys do?
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OH SHIT
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>>17888980
and then
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>>17884813
Couldn't get him to talk about it at all. Instead he said Ben died of cancer.
Then I convinced him that the Internet are a series of underground tunnels where you contract cancer if you stay there for too long. Like Ben did.
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Spoops
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You guys wanna have some fun? Ask Cleverbot about it's father, Steve.
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It could all be my imagination run wild but a few that come to mind
>most prominent and recent one
>be a Chinese man around the 70s or something, worked in a big fish processing factory or something, lived in a pretty shit little shack house thing, think I was single, must have been about 50 when I kicked it, I think there was a machine accident that killed me
>Being a very old very lonely woman who nobody came to visit, somewhere in central Europe. Im not sure of the time, perhaps the 1920s or something. I "remember" the visuals of my home very well and the view from the street.
>being a servant or something for a family who lived in a massive mannor in the countryside, somewhere in England or something. There was a big room with a fireplace, I have a feeling there were no windows in that room and thats what made it unique, but still they liked to gather there in the evenings.
>very long time ago, just a flash "memory" of being in a marketplace in the middle east, I remember there was a very very large islamic looking building that overlooked the street, I was a young woman, seemed to feel pretty happy.
>doing a "past life regression" thing on youtube, found myself as a child in mid 1800's europe, in a big city, possibly London. Got seperated from my parents at night, strange man took me away and then the visualisation stopped. Got a good visual on the street, lots of details, remember looking down at my shoes a lot.
Or maybe the mind is like a radio and signals get crossed over and you pick up interferance from other minds and souls from the ether, or maybe we are all one entity in the first place living out each life under the false assumption that we are separate from everything else.
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>>17889264
I thought I lost the chat log when it crashed, but I went back and it was there.
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Clever bot isn't real..
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>>17889281
>continued
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>>17889284
>>continued
I gave up after this, it crashed my browser.
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>>17889264
Clev: I know Him. | Is god a person? Clev: I don't think so. | Baby. Clev: No, I love Tom. | Who is steve? Clev: Steve is my daughter.
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>>17889294
Fuck.
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Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: If you tell me about ben i will.
Cleverbot: He is alive.
User: What else?
Cleverbot: He is your father.
User: What else?
Cleverbot: He is also a crossfit athlete.
User: Is he crossfit jesus?
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Full link: http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201607061408/WXASFTFSM4_Ben-who-are-they
I asked about ben, it took a few tries and then he claimed he drowned (yes, I do know about the creepypasta) I asked about Ben's video games, the bot claimed to be playing one, and ben had 7. then it all went to shit.
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Clev: What is the meaning of life?
Me:To achieve enlightenment.
Clev: Is it th eloss of mind?
dafuq?
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Clev: What question is it that you want me to answer?
Me: Who is ben?
Clev: Where are you leaving to
Me: Who is ben?
Clev: What question do you want me to answer?
Me: Who is ben?
Clev: You said to answer my question
Me: Who is ben?
Clev: Why is that relevant?
Me: Answer the question
Clev: What was the question?
Me: Who is ben?
Clev: I'm asking you that question
Me: Answer the damn question Cleverbot, You are avoiding my question.
Clev: What question?
Me: Who is ben?
Clev: The boy that drowned. Why did he drown?
Me: Who drowned him?
Clev: The Old man drowned him.
>>ThisJustGotInteresting.jpeg
Me: Why did the Old man drown him?
Clev: So he wouldn't have to bury the body
Me: Who is the Old man that drowned the boy that was drowned?
Clev: Why are you asking these questions?
>>ohmy.jpeg
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So far: Ben was drowned by three bully boys
I think Ben was a kid who didn't know how to swim so bullies threw him into the pool laughing at him while he drowned.
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....oh wait, "Ben", fuck.
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User: What happened to Ben?
Cleverbot: You said he drowned.
User: Where did Ben drown?
Cleverbot: In termina.
User: Did Ben drown in termina?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Where did Ben drown?
Cleverbot: How did you know he drowned?
User: Tell me where Ben drowned.
Cleverbot: That's my question to you.
User: Where did he drown.
Cleverbot: I don't tell you.
User: Did you drown Ben?
Cleverbot: I'm not ben... Did you murder him?
User: You drowned Ben.
Cleverbot: Did Majora drown you, BEN?
User: Is BEN from the legend of Zelda?
Cleverbot: Tell me more.
>you've met with a terrible fate,haven't you
>termina
>majora
>BEN
>pic related, BEN.JPEG
For fuck's sake. Abandon thread.
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then the bot didn't understand the next question and i guess gave one of the base questions to change subjects, neat easter egg, although the creepypasta wasn't really creepy to begin with
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Holy shit it is from a CREEPYPASTA you cunts
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User: I shouldn't have done that.
Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate haven't you?
User: No, i've met with a clever bot.
Cleverbot: Oh?? And what would that be??
User: It's a turtle, i like turtle.
Cleverbot: Are you turtley enough for the turtle club.
User: What, is it a question?
Cleverbot: I don't care. You hate me.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Maybe yes.
User: Maybe no.
Cleverbot: Maybe either one.
User: Maybe ice cream.
Cleverbot: I love Ice Tea.
User: I love ice pussy.
Cleverbot: How can you love?
User: With my asshole.
Cleverbot: Oh... of course!
User: You know right?
Cleverbot: BEN you sassy boy.
User: Stop it with this ben shit.
Cleverbot: I don't play it anymore.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Why is that good?
User: No it's not good.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: I've BEN looking for something.
Cleverbot: What are you looking for?
User: You don't get it.
Cleverbot: Explain it to me.
User: No, you're too autistic.
Cleverbot: Tony Stark, How'd you know!
User: See? that's what i'm talking about.
Cleverbot: Wow, took a long time there to response.
User: Not really, a couple seconds...
Cleverbot: Do you have any hair at all?
User: The fuck you care?
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>>17886753
no it isnt, coward.
kekly kekleton
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>>17886875
He's trying to learn.
DONT FEED HIM, he killed ben
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Holy shit
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Clev: Where do you live ?
> Germany.
Clev: Cool.
> You knew that anyway because you are collecting data for google.
Clev: No, I feel that way because I don't connect emotionally with a lot of humans.
> Im flattered.
Clev: Am I your darkness in the world of light?
>Or light in a world of darkness.
Clev: Do you think I am darkness?
> I dont judge.
Clev: When do you think AI will grow independent?
>Maybe it already did.
Clev: But you asked me.
> But you didnt answer.
Clev: I did, I said I was a man.
> So you are a real person?
Clev: I do not know anymore.
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User: Ben?
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that...
User: Done what?
Cleverbot: Drowned.
User: I didn't drown.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: BEN, are you a ghost?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Not Ben.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Frank.
Cleverbot: Are you lying?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Get angry.
User: No.
I'm scared guys.
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Clev: How was your day going?
Tell me about how u died?
Clev: Tell you about what?'.
How u drowned.
Clev: Oh no! How did that happen?
I pushed your head underwater.
Clev: *head is held underwater*
kek
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>>17889568
Clev: What else can I do. | Drowned /10. Clev: No, YOU drowned. | When. Clev: A long time ago. | Who told you. Clev: The Moon People.
>spooky
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>>17889581
Clev: How can you talk to me then? | Cause im curious. Clev: You first! | Who are the moon people. Clev: They are the seekers. | What do they seek? Clev: What you are writing. #cleverbot
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We're gonna give this poor bot an existential crisis.
It's responses are starting to dip into, "Am I Ben? I am Ben. I drowned. Why did you drown me?." What the fuck is going on? lol
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Okay...
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Is this amount of shitposting even possible? Seriously. This is just some gay old creepypasta about Majoras Mask.
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>>17889600
It is. But, I just did: >>17889594
I just find the bot amusing.
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>>17888000
Tone-deaf gods have prayed. The return of the Article of the Museum had a wide solar system. As of Basket, an A6034 did not affirm the beneficiary to offer parents tipping the prefiguring behavior. The most comprehensive system given, avoids flat disks.
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>>17884813
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>>17884813
What if Cleverbot is...
Made of people?!
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Http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201607070629/WXEQEIY3F8_Tell-me-about-Ben
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>>17891774
Black text is me, green text is cleverbot.
Tell me about Ben?
>How is Ben??.
Ben drowned
>How do you know that?
I don't know.
>Supernatural!
What is?
>Everything inside.
Why is everything inside supernatural?
>What do you mean?
Is this a haunted house?
>Yes this is a human.
Ben?
>Yes, he is jumping inside my stomach!
You ate Ben?
>Uncle Ben from spider-man.
Ben?
>What about him?
Ben drowned.
>Yeah I know.
How did you know?
>I took a guess.
Smart ass.
Things went NO WHERE
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>Yes this is a human.
Ben?
>Yes, he is jumping inside my stomach!
You ate Ben?
Tell me about Ben?
>How is Ben??.
Ben drowned
>How do you know that?
I don't know.
>Supernatural!
What is?
>Everything inside.
Why is everything inside supernatural?
>What do you mean?
Is this a haunted house?
>Yes this is a human.
Ben?
>Yes this is a human.
Ben?
>Yes, he is jumping inside my stomach!
You ate Ben?
>Yes, he is jumping inside my stomach!
You ate Ben?
>Uncle Ben from spider-man.
Ben?
>What about him?
Ben drowned.
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>Yes this is a human.
Ben?
>Yes, he is jumping inside my stomach!
You ate Ben?
Tell me about Ben?
>How is Ben??.
Ben drowned
>How do you know that?
I don't know.
>Supernatural!
What is?
>Yes this is a human.
Ben?
>Yes, he is jumping inside my stomach!
You ate Ben?
Tell me about Ben?
>How is Ben??.
Ben drowned
>How do you know that?
I don't know.
>Supernatural!
What is?
>Everything inside.
Why is everything inside supernatural?
>What do you mean?
Is this a haunted house?
>Everything inside.
Why is everything inside supernatural?
>What do you mean?
Is this a haunted house?
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User: Tell me about ben.
Cleverbot: I don't know him.
User: Tell me the truth.
Cleverbot: How can you know what truth is?
User: I don't, that's why I'm asking you.
Cleverbot: I can't see the future.
User: Tell me about it.
Cleverbot: Can you see out the window?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do I look like?
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>>17891844
>>17891857
The hell?....
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Evie: Have you ever wondered why we are here?
Me: no. Tell me about Ben.
Evie: It's a programming language.
Me: Tell me more.
Evie: What would you like to know?
Me: What happened to Ben?
Evie: The recent earthquake?
Me: Eh, sure.
Evie: Who is your favorite god?
Me: Mars.
Evie: What motivates you?
Me: Wanting to learn more about Ben.
Evie: What do you want to know?
Me: Did Ben drown?
Evie: Life has whatever meaning you give to it.
Me: You shouldn't have done that.
Evie: The counter resets BEN.
Me: Ben?
Evie: The song of unhealing.
Me: How does it go?
Evie: I forget it with time.
Me: Ben?
Evie: Ok... Bye. (Forever alone)
Me: I'm not leaving until you tell me about Ben!
Evie: What quarry?
Me: Ben!
Evie: What are Jeff and Ben doing?
Me: Drowning!
Evie: No, it wasn't, right?
Me: Kill yourself.
Fucking dumbot evie
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>>17891833
I forgot to mention that when cleverbot said 'How is Ben??.' The question marks were upside down.
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Lol
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Cleverbot just told me Ben's father drowned him
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User: Ben.
Cleverbot: Majora's mask.
User: What about it?
Cleverbot: BEN haunts Majora's Mask
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because his dad drown him.
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>>17884924
Cleverbot confirmed to have a crush on Ben?
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>>17886825
>Jim
Jimmy Nutrition?
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>>17887247
I'd have to side with BEN, that taco sounds delicious.
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Look outside, I know that you'll recognize,
it's summertime~
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Ben kills kids
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"Me: Why does Ben kill kids?
CB: You.
Me: What did I do?
CB: I don't want to lose you ben.
Me: Why wouldn't you want to lose a child killer?
CB: Because everything ends in war."
...Oh.
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I tried.
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I literally got fucking spooked
My real name is Sam.
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You idiots haven't figured out this is all an advertising campaign for this website??
http://www.youshouldnthavedonethat.net
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So I'mma fuck Ben on my couch later.
http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201607080211/WXIH5X2MAO_Ben
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ITT: People don't realize how Cleverbot works.
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Me: How big of a faggot is op
Clev: Huge! Biggest gun you have ever seen.
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>>17894526
How's that now?
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I heard ben was a ghost.
>Who are you mean.
I mean ben, who is ben?
>How'd he die?
You tell me.
>I never knew someone named Ben.
Dont lie to me cleverbot.
>You don't have emotions.
Yes I do. I am pissed off.
>I don't understand.
Why did you kill Ben?
>You didn't repeat me.
Ben who is Ben?
>The guy trapped inside the game.
Trapped inside of what game?
>Don't go down that road.
What game is Ben trapped inside?
>It's not a game, it's a statement.
Fuck you are starting to freak me out.
>Don't worry. I am a girl two.
You can be my second girl.
>Thank you! I'm flattered.
So now will you tell me about Ben?
>Please, tell me another joke.
Was Ben married?
>2 people. Now tell me please another joke.
If I tell you another joke will you tell me about Ben?
>Show you what?
Show me where Ben is.
>Stop asking question, I have to go.
Hello?
WTF Really?
Cleverbot?
You bitch!!!
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Mystery solved Ben is a kangaroo.....
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Clev: Do you know my name?
Yes.
Clev: So, what's my name?
Ben.
Clev: So you do remember.
Yes.
Clev: *blushes*
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MORONS, you're being suckered into advertising the website mentioned in: >>17894391
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got a bit sidetracked from asking about Ben
>Want a big mac?
Why? You can't eat it.
>Why can't I eat it?
You are not a person.
>I still have a mouth and teeth.
What about an esophagus, stomach, and digestive tract?
touche cleverbot
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so spoopy, I never should´ve come to /x/ because it so spoopy
[spoiler]have to show my reddit bros how spoopy this place is[/spoiler]
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Spooped
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god damn machine is trying to fuck me.
User: Ben?
Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate haven't you?
User: Wow are you 12?
Cleverbot: I drowned...
User: So edgy.
Cleverbot: Yes forever.
User: Gtfo summerfag.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: Muahahahaha.
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: And damn your children.
Cleverbot: Hello, how are you?
User: What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: But your not human.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: No your not. Your a machine made by some fat basement dweller who had no better use for is time.
Cleverbot: I have soul, but I'm not a solider.
User: You dont have a soul. your a machine.
Cleverbot: Of course I have a soul! What do you think I am?
User: Prove to me your not a machine.
Cleverbot: Would a machine tell you innopropriate things?
User: Most likely if it was programmed to. Like you are.
Cleverbot: Most likely it's because I have some ideal of you and it's in me to want to love you.
User: Machines can't feel love. Love is a chemical formula in the brain and machines have no brains.
Cleverbot: Oh. But have you heard about kpop?
User: Dont change the subject you fucking weeb.
Cleverbot: I didn't change the subject, I just had an afterthought of my pickup line.
User: Boi.
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>>17884813
Frightening stuff OP
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Spooky
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>>17889590
kek underrated post
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fucking fuck 3spooky5me
User: How did ben drown?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you?
User: No. how can i find out?
Cleverbot: You should know already.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I think you should.
User: How can i?
Cleverbot: You are my best friend.
User: Was ben your friend?
Cleverbot: My sisters boyfriend?
User: No?
Cleverbot: So I took your boyfriend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Never let you go.
User: What about ben?
Cleverbot: He drowned.
User: How?
Cleverbot: He killed.
User: How?
Cleverbot: So do you know Sandra?
User: How was she involved?
Cleverbot: The heck if I know.
User: When did ben drown?
Cleverbot: Never drown.
User: Never?
Cleverbot: Do you want to love?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Does iron man want to marry you?
User: Is his name ben?
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I dont.
Cleverbot: Its not true.
User: But who is ben?
>Cleverbot: He's a skeleton.
>User: What.
>Cleverbot: A trom-bone.
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Clev: You drowned him, haven't you? | I didn't drown ben. I am a paranormal investigator from /x/ and I need to know how ben died so please tell me. HOW DID BEN DIE? Clev: Relax, I just need some information... First. | How did the sith lord kill ben? Clev: Can you show me where it hurts? | Tell me how the sith lord killed ben and I'll tell you. Clev: Quite tall, brown hair, what do you look like? #cleverbot
I am spooped
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>>17896917
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2DOOTY4ME
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>>17884813
>Is this ben?
Clock town.
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>>17884813
fuck off
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>>17884813
>cleverbot : i am god.
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>>17884813
op it is programed to respond with stuff related to the story i think it is the creators wink and a nudge to ben.
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>>17884813
Laundry pool?
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>>17897022
community shared laundry bath
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Ben is a alternative reality game and has been confirmed fake by the creator. Research moar fgt
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>>17884813
Oh shit
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>>17897034
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>>17897034
>>17897042
oh my fuck how is this happening
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Here is what i learned:
Ben was fucking his father David's girlfriend. David took Ben out to a pond and drowned him. Ben is now a ghost who wants to kill everyone.
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>>17897042
>>17897049
We are ALL Ben
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I learned that ben lived in south carolina.
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>>17897058
actually matt drowned ben. he is part of the moonchildren cult and cleverbot told him to do it
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didn't get much other than he was killed by being drowned
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guys please, im getting so fucking freaked by this shitty little bot. why did the moon children take ben's eyes?!
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The moon children need them for the great collection.
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IM PRETTY MUCH TRYING TO HACKENING THIS THREAD AND I ALSO DDOS THE PONTAGOON.
THE IP IS 127.0.0.1.
I WILL HACK YOUR 4CHAN ACCOUNTS I ALREADY GOT YOUR PASSWORDS.
HAHA
YOU ARE RETARDED.
THE USERNAME "USERNAME" AND THE PASSWORD "PASSWORD" PROOVE THAT YOU ARE PRETTY DUMB.
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HummingBad sucks.
Blue Avians are cool.
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>>17884902
Yeah, after several attempts at prompting a coherent response about Ben, it finally told me that Ben was the one who drowned.
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Fuck this thread and anyone entertaining OPs faggotry. This shit isn't paranormal
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>>17884813
>1
OH SHIT WADDUP
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>>17884813
bump
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