Let's make the /x/ story

THERE WAS

A Faggot Named OP

Who tried to be an aerobic killing machine

>>17860417
But, inevitably, he had been, rather than an OP, a very very imaginative cranefly, who was also very very attracted to dick.

>>17860404
WHO THEN STARED IN "COCKS AHOY" A FILM FEATURING HARDCORE INTERACIAL GAY SEX, HE PLAYED LEAD ROLE AS "CAPTAIN OF THE HMS,. COCKSUCK"

ONE DAY

in OP's home

>>17860452
he pooped right on the floor

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SUDDENLY OROBAS

CAME AND

>>17860468
Shit dicks

then op got cucked by tyrone

HE SUDDENLY THOUGHT

it was really skinwalkers

THAT

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WHO DID

...

the holocaust

didn't happen

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"OY VEY" said Shlomo

(Shlomo was his magic wooden statue that he kept as a pet)

OUGA BOUGA HE RESPONDED

A beam of light flew from his fly

his ass ripped

*PSHHHHHHHHHIOUHHHHHH*

and shekels flew out

THAT WAS THE MOMENT HE REALIZED

That jews did 9/11

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he wanted to worship Prince Orobas for all time

he was kill

and that /x/ was indeed filled with absolute autistic nerds

Of course it was all a dream

THEN HE WOKE UP

he clutched his waifu body-pillow and whispered...

kickstart my heart

DESU :^)

with a rusty dildo

DESU

I'm North Korean

BUT THE WAIFU BODY-PILLOW ACTUALLY ANSWERED TO HIS GREAT SURPRISE:

MADE IN CHINA

B-BAKA ONII-CHAN

and in that moment Senpai burst into treats

He decided to call his parents.

HOWEVER

He discovered he was an orphan

because

So he cried to himself

and his mangekyou sharingan activated

But he remembered his eyes were not real just like his sharingan

hyper-realistic blood and eyes

Cute shot spiky emo hair

>>17860642
His dick, dignity, virginity and heterosexuality weren't real, too

He had a craving for his best friend

Tyrone the Jewish black man to destroy his anus

The End

PART 2: OP GETS REVENGE

he met the old demons

at a bar in Orlando

Which he frequented

And took it up the pooper

here he met Tyrone

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Then built a wall and ended the thread

>>17860526
yeah no shit this thread is embarrassing
are there even mods on x?

>>17861106
" " said a fag in a gag in a bathroom stall in a gay bar in Orlando on a continent on a planet inhabited by greys who raped humans and sold the tapes for money.

>>17861121
Mods aren't there to ban the entire board.

CONTINUING

>>17861325
hyper-realistic blood