How do I make something spoopy happen right now?

>>17860190

Put thumb in poophole. Pull out very quickly. Repeat. Add lube as necessary.

Chant Abrlaah huackbardara while you do it.

I bet something poopy will happen soon.

Huff whatever chemicals you have under the sink

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>>17860190
Walk into completely dark room. Place mirror in front of you. Light a small candle and stare into mirror, preferably with the mirror a few inches from your face. Guaranteed fright.

If you feel it say blasphemous things too, piss off some ghosts.

>>17860190
Poop while making an 'sssssssss' sound.

>>17860190
Close your eyes and don't turn around.

>>17860190
1) grab a glass of water and a bowl of salt
2) turn thrice whilst humming in tune with earth
3) using your magic wand, cast "wingardium leviosa" on the salt
your salt should be risin' by now