Unexplainable Childhood Memories

My first memory was waking up from a fuzzy white dream, twirling around, and entering my kitchen.

Have anyone experienced this?

>childhood
Imagination.

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>>17857308
Might have been part of the dream

>>17857309
I don't think it was a dream because usually in dreams places are really distorted but the layout of my grandparent's yard is accurate and I remember other parts of the same day as well.

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OP attacked by a wild hairdresser

Tail of an animal
snek

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Hmm, what could it have been?

>>17857300
that's really creepy, i remember someone on an old defunct internet forum i used to be on that described a very similar story abot a similar object, except it was metallic and shiny and on the ceiling in there grandma's house and there were 3 or 4 kids that saw it. And i dont think it conked any of them out.
Weird stuff.

>>17857322
It's what his mother used to beat him with, hence the fractured memory.

When I was a kid I was home alone and went snooping, found a weird purple cigar shaped object and heard this weird buzzing noise. Smh must've been aliens

>>17857322
Major kek

>>17857300
I once had a man tell me that someone got his brains blown out right in front of him when he was little and he remembered it as a grapefruit splattering against the wall. I also knew someone who thinks they got clubbed in the head while cutting school because they woke up in the grass with a bump on their head and the contents of their backpack over the ground. Perhaps whatever happened to you was so fucked up you confabulated a memory in order to cope.

I grew up in and around my fathers auto shop, and places he worked before opening the shop.

I've seen so many fucked up things and accidents happen that i dont know which are real and which are stories i heard. I do know however, that i was there when a guy killed himself by jumping in front of a tractor trailer to get away from the police after his girlfriend caught him fingerbanging her 9 year old daughter. i was also around when this glam rock faggot got scalped by being a faggot and not tying his fucking faggy hair up, and tucking it in to the back of his collar. his shit got caught in the timing belt of an acura and blood went everywhere, followed by him screaming and passing out.

>>17857308
My first memory is my autistic brother bullying me out of the kiddie pool and me running around the lawn crying.

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I have a very early memory of pissing out a black thumb tack into my diaper. Im sure it didn't really happen but it still made me freak out when my mom would go to change me for a while.

>10-12 years old
>walking two blocks home from school, warm summer day
>at bottom off my street, almost home
>something drops on my head from tree, felt small but kinda heavy
>most intense pain in the top of my head, I dropped to the sidewalk writhing
>comparable to when I broke my arm at 20, pain wise

This happened in Moose Jaw Saskatchewan. The absolute worse insects we have are hornets and rarely black widows (which would have killed my fragile little boy self)

I was literally blinded by the pain, and after a minute or two, I got up, felt my head where it happened and there was no blood or anything in my hair.

>>17857308
my first memory was similar in that i remember asking my mother if i was sleeping, i remember wondering if i had been dreaming for a very long time up until that point.

>>17857300

I have some weird childhood memories involving bugs

> Be me, six years old
> See big-ass beetle
> Smash it
> Smaller beetle crawls out of the corpse

> Again, see a big-ass slug
> Smash it
> Weird purple marble squishes out of it
> Shrug, wash it off, add it to my collection
> Routinely tell other kids about my slug marble

I also had a monster under my bed that would talk to me about how it was going to eat me, and I swear, I swear to god I could feel it nibbling on my toes, and one time it pulled my leg under the bed when I got up in the morning. I know they were likely childhood hallucinations but man it was fucking terrifying

Also had like, an entire day of deja vu when I was a kid

Also one really clear memory of a time when I walked out of a room, closed the door behind me, only to find it was the room that I had just exited

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I tell people about this sometimes but not my parents for some reason

>be a very little kid
>we often stayed in the living room on the couch watching cops or some shit
>once it got too late my mom would carry my littler brother upstairs
>I would try to follow her upstairs
>for some reason as soon as I got to the first step I got really tired and couldn't go up any higher
>across from the stairs there is a huge window in the living room
>whenever I slept on the first step I would dream of silhouettes screaming and laughing at me while I had sleep paralysis
>woke up in my bed every time

>>17857308
It really scared me to have my first true memory. Same it was fuzzy and white and I knew I was remembering it forever and from then on I didnt want it, to remember I remember remembering that memory would be forever. With no way out from bad things they could really stay there after that.

>>17857300
>might of

>>17858352
Sounds like you were abducted, anon.
Those few memories are just the cover.

>>17857300
>5-6 years old, around 1987.
>be in backseat of station wagon
>dad is driving, mom riding shotgun
>night
>suddenly car dies and we're in the middle of a dark dark road
>a bright white light surrounds the car outside
>the windows fog up
>dad gets out of the car and starts screaming angrily at the light
>next image is standing against the wall in a circular hallway i.e. it curves in both directions
>maybe 10-15 feet wide but extremely tall and curves out of sight in both directions
>flanked by what I remember as typical grays, only a little taller than I
>parents strapped vertically to tables against the opposite walls
>grays are shaving off their pubes
>i am not restrained, I suddenly don't like what they are doing so I rush towards my parents
>gray touches with a metal rod, I become paralyzed, memory ends

>>17857300
second one, actually freaks me out more than the first one
>be in fourth grade
>all students quietly working on a test or quiz or something
>suddenly the lights go out
>not only the electrical lights
>but the sun as well
>entire class is in pitch darkness, I hear the other students and the teacher yelling and starting to panic
>suddenly lights and the sun go on and the entire class is quietly working on their tests again
>no one mentions a thing

Possible earliest involves a ghost boy. He was a somewhat translucent blue and he was glowing blue. My brother told me he wanted to show me something in the backroom. The boy was sitting on a box saying please dont tell your parents im here. Memory ends.

>>17858417
Damn! Thats fucked man, sorry you had to deal with that.

> be 4 or 5
> just moved into new house
> wake up in the middle of the night needing the toilet
> can't find my way out of my room in the dark
> panic
> mum comes in through attic door which is locked on my side
> takes me to the toilet and i go back to bed

This is still really vivid to me I've asked my mum about it maybe 3 times in the last 15 years and she has no memory of it

> be me
> 6 year old in Russia
> nursery school
> Was getting bullied
> Rip out a tree that was almost x2 my height
> The kid bullying me ran away
> Teachers witnessed this and I was expelled
> Teachers told mom
> She never belived
> From then I was always arrogant and confident
> Was about 1.7m at 9
> All my family was small

What happened?

>>17858976
> 6 year old russian ripping up tree 2x his size
> what's so strange about this?

>>17859002
Ripping out of ground

i remember putting my hands inside an animal, and being shocked at the amount of heat coming out of it. I felt like i was going to burn my fingers and i was confused as to why it was so hot. I have no idea when or where i got this memory.

>Be 6
>I used to own lion king light-up sketchers
>But one day, they just dissapeared
>Clipped through the floor
>Later drank some pinnaple juice and forgot about it.

Its the most vivid childhood memory I have.

I'm certain there's an explanation or name for this and I'm more wondering if somebody on here can tell me because years of google have brought me nothing.

When I was a kid, if I bent my hand backwards little white balls under my skin would pop up on my wrist. I'd push them back in and mess around with them. They felt kinda like sand. I vividly remember doing this all the time. I'd hold my hand back to get the white bumps on my wrist, then push them back down. It was fun. One time I was just thinking about it as an adult and tried it and realized I was incapable of doing it and have no idea what it was or why I could do it in the first place.

Anyone know what the fuck I'm talking about?

>>17858322
Do you still have said slug marble?

Maybe it's the result of something similar to how mollusks make pearls.

I have a quite vivid memory of picking up hundreds of tiny frogs when I was a child and having them explode one by one in my hands.

>>17859049
What do you mean by "clipped"?
Like a video game glitch?

>>17859085
Nope unfortunately don't have my marble collection anymore

>>17858425
i think you got molested friend

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>>17857300

Spending the night at a friends house as a child.

At some point late in the night, I'm up and disoriented, walking around the kitchen. I open a closet door -- under the stairs I believe -- and I see a tall shadow with big gleaming eyes staring down at me. It gets really hazy here, like it sort of stops and just fades out. I remember being extremely scared and wanting to run but not being able to. Then I was waking up the next day in my sleeping bag really out of it.

Never forgotten, but it definitely never got any clearer. That primal fear is etched in the memory for sure. Maybe just a trick of light and whatnot?

>>17857884
Underrated

dood, i was like young as shit right, and i saw a portal open in my tv and i got like rly dizzy and shit

>>17857300
A tire?

>>17859050
I had a friend in high school who could do this. I think he broke his wrist or something when he was young, and he could build up fluid in it by squeezing his hands together and tensing it up (I think; kinda hard to remember how he did it but I think that was how). Sounds like exactly what you describe.

>>17859050
That literally sounds like you had ganglion cysts

>>17858322
>Defeat slug in battle
>Check for loot
>Get ultra-rare marble drop on first try

Nice stealth brag.

>>17859115
Yeah

>>17857300
I became a hexagon that looked like that once while on dxm.

>>17858423
Sounds like you fell asleep and had a nightmare anon

>>17859009
> what's so strange about this?

>>17859533
I know what a ganglion cyst is, it wasn't that. They were real small and would just go back away when I moved my wrist back.

>be me
>be around 9
>was night, in vehicle with parents
>on way home
>see red light in sky moving back and forth
>for some reason, think it was fireworks
>want dad to stop to watch them
>dad ignores me at first, then sees them
>pulls over, other car pulls over
>dad talking to other man
>looking up at red light
>all of a sudden, it flies down at me and hits me in the chest
>chest is cold, parents run over
>grab me and put me in car, dad floors it out of there
>ask parents what happened
>they look at each other, but don't say anything
>get home, go to bed
>next morning, ask parents what that was that hit me
>they look at me like i'm crazy
>ask again, they tell me i was just dreaming last night

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>>17857300
So did you get knocked out by a foam roller?

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>>17857300
I had a strange memory of a sibling getting seriously injured with broken glass in their face, enough that it would have scarred their face. They were screaming and crying as my parents picked the glass out of their face and told me to look the other way. I remember feeling scared for them.

And yet my sibling never had scars on their face, and when I asked everyone about that incident they all said it never happened and I must have dreamed it. But I was certain it happened. Even now the memory feels real.

I've decided it was a hyper real nightmare that I just never forgot, because I don't remember anything else about that night. Just visuals of my sibling screaming and crying with glass in their face, blood, and my parents picking the glass out and telling me to look the other way.

I remember the light of the room with a lamp, that familiar yellowish orange tint of it, and that when I turned to look the other way as instructed I was still seeing it all through the reflection of the glass door leading to the backyard.

I remember bloody glass like pic related being on the carpet. And yet none of this happened.

>be about 5 years old
>in car with parents leaving a gas station
>wanted a candy or something from store but they wouldn't buy me one
>start throwing a fit and screaming like a brat
>there's a cop car behind us, getting gas i think?
>parents act really paranoid and strangely quiet
>while screaming I get interrupted by an unfamiliar voice that sounds like its coming from a speaker inside our car (like a CB radio)
>the voice tells me in an authoritative yet calm tone not to scream in the car when people are driving or something like that
>I immediately shut the fuck up
>remember as a kid I thought that the cop somehow hijacked our radio or something to scold me but now I know that's impossible
>parents either don't notice or refuse to acknowledge it.

I asked my parents about it years later and they don't remember it at all. They were pretty young back then so they may have been getting high which was why they were paranoid, I know my Dad used to always drive around with a beer when I was a kid so that's maybe another reason. I still can't explain the voice though.

>>17858417
Sounds like some strange alien porn party
How convinced are u this was real

>>17858966
That's creep as fuck

>>17858322
>one time it pulled my leg under the bed when I got up in the morning
Fuck that.

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>>17857300
This happened when I was 7. I was in the kitchen getting a snack and saw a cockroach out the corner of my eye where the baseboards meet the bottom of the cabinets. As soon as I saw it, it started running towards the dishwasher. Now here's part I've never been able to explain and has fucked with me for years.
Just before reaching a vent at the base of the dishwasher(where the baseboard meets the dishwasher), the roach transformed into a metallic, liquid-like ball and rolled through a fine vent that the roach could have never fit through. For a few years after this I thought it was just something roaches did and never told anyone.

>>17858966
>something impersonating your mom came out of the attic and lead you to the bathroom and back to your bed
Woah.

>>17861501
Nigger what ?

>>17857300

My only weird thing was when I was little, 7 or 8, my mom took me to the doctor's office for a check up. They separated my mom by telling her to wait in the lobby.

Ended up with 3 nurses holding me down while a doctor plunged a giant hollow needle into my shoulder. It left a hole, and I still have a hole in my shoulder 23 years later.

It was the most painful experience in my life, and I've been stabbed, gone through renal failure, and sepsis.

Nobody ever told me why they did it, and to this day I still don't know.

Pretty top tier thread.

>>17861509
After it happened, I spent about a minute just looking at the spot it happened, confused as fuck. And no, I had never seen terminator 2, my parents restricted 'violent movies' till I was 12.

I remember the first time I walked. I was crawling around the house until I bumped into a man. He was dressed all in black, and his skin was black too. Not like black people, but like space, you know? He bent over, grabbed me by the hands and lifted me into a standing upright position. I've been walking ever since, and this it the first memory that I have.

Weird thing is, my mom says she was there with me the day I first walked. I was crawling around the house, she was following me. I turned a corner and, when she caught up with me, I was already standing. This startled her, of course, but that was quickly replaced with the feeling of joy from seeing her son walking for the first time. Also, we were alone in the house that day.

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>>17857300
Used to have something like pic related when I was a kid. Used to get blown around like a mother fucker by the wind. I could see one of these, with a strong enough gust behind it, knock a kid over hard enough to knock em out for a bit when their head hit the ground. Maybe some jack off painted theirs black and didn't tie it down, and it found its way into you?

As far as my own story, I swear to god I once saw an ant the size of a grown man's forearm squeeze into a crack in the wall of our old garage. My mom saw it too, and I remember her later telling my dad about how scary big it was. Asked her about it later in life and she has no idea what I was talking about, but I swear it was real.

>>17861522
Show hole

>>17861549
Did u attempt communication?

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>>17857300
It was just Shadow the Hedgehog spin dashing at you.

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>>17861570

couldn't get camera to focus on it, it's the thing that isn't a mole.

it goes down to the bone

>>17861644

weird thing is, the only way you can really see it is if I turn my arm upside-down.

and it makes me really sweaty and lightheaded if I do that repeatedly, like motion-sick. It's weird as fuck so I usually just ignore it.

>>17861461
Your parents totally fucked with you to get you to shut the fuck up. Don't look to into it man

Don't really remember much about weird things happening to me but I do remember what could be my first memory.

>be little me
>sitting under the kitchen table in my childhood house
>parents are sitting on opposite ends can see their legs and feet
>opposite from me I see my dog
>not really huge about the same size as me
>afraid as fuck of the dog
>dog doesn't look menacing but get a very mean vibe from it
>dog walks past me out from the table and into the hallway
>I follow it
>turn the hallway to see it running out the backdoor in my parents room
>outside looks extremely bright almost like the light is taking over the house
>end memory

I've told my parents about this memory and they said I really didn't like the dog when I was younger. They showed me a pic of the dog and it was a small dog like a little terrier or something so I think my memory is when I was about 3 or so? Maybe younger idk but it's the first thing I can remember

>>17861674
something is in you

>>17861727
There is something in your mom to. Hint: It's my dick!

>>17861746
it's *too* you hellspawn!

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>>17861755
But those fives are two!

>>17861776
cleverrr forreal

>>17858322
your parents were assholes

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>be 4 or 5
>mom took me grocery shopping and just got back
>she talks to my dad in the kitchen and I sit on the floor next to them
>remember feeling something in my shoe like a small pebble the entire time we were shopping
>take shoe off
>big shiny golden beetle crawls out
>wat
>the thing just crawls and leaves out the door
>I just sit there sort of amazed and tell my parents i just saw a beetle but they dont care and I dont really think much of it

I asked my parents about it when I was older and my mom said she remembered me sitting on the floor taking off my shoe and talking about a beetle but it was just one of those "weird dumb little kid" things. The beetle looked like the one in the pic but I think it had some green on it. The weird part (besides a fucking golden beetle crawling out of my shoe) is that there was no way that thing could have been in my shoe with my foot at the same time, it was like the size of my little babby foot theres no way it could have been in there.

>be around 6
>sleeping
>wake up
>see big spaceship hovering over my town.
>go back to sleep

I guess it was just a dream, but it felt very real

>>17861824
Yes, it could have been in your shoe. Beetle shells are surprisingly strong and it could have lodged itself in a spot where you weren't applying much pressure. I've also seen a similar beetle here in the north-eastern US. I've only ever seen it once in my life, but it's exactly as you described. A beautiful shiny metallic green. They aren't rare as far as I know, just not common around here.

>>17857300
i think maybe that's actually a good spirit. Did it look like a very large very furry black cat?

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>>17861824
Okay, can you describe the beetle in exquisite detail? Give me anything, I don't even care if you're only half sure.

Some beetles have been... semi-documented to teleport. Dude named Viktor Grebennikov took a shit ton of elytra from this one species, strung 'em all together in a kind of curtain, and would go flying around the Russian countryside in search for more bugs to study. "Nobody knows" if this story is legit or not, and we never will until we document every beetle in existence.

That was part of Grebennikov's plan, really. When asked about his box, he basically said "fuck you, if you want to have power like that, then you can spend 50 years studying insects like I have, and learn to appreciate nature like I have." Since the species he got the elytra from were nigh-extinct, and the guy didn't really like humans all that much anyways, he never said exactly which species had the teleporting capabilities, or what habitats they're found at lest some government starts mining them out of existence. Also, Russia is crazy as fuck, and I wouldn't want my military having flying beetle box technology either.

But for real, anon. What else do you remember? This might actually have really happened, and not just have been your dumb kid imagination / dumb adult memory.

I have a memory of my 5 self being abduct by Grey but no one believe me .

>>17861496

Funny enough, that was the last time it did anything. After laying there in paralyzed terror (still feeling its hand around my leg) I actually mustered up the courage to look under the bed. Maybe because, for the first time, it was actually light out when it did something. I saw nothing was there, and I never heard from it again.

>>17861461

was probably the cop on his PA. from inside the car it prob sounded like the radio. you couldn't hear very clearly over your own screaming and acting like a little cunt.

>>17858186
I get a sharp-turn-dull pain in my head sometimes, and it lasts for about 30 seconds. Maybe that is it?
It's from when you pop a blood vessel.

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>>17857300

>>17861523
Namefag.

>>17861897
You got abducted by bad people or maybe you just got a sleep paralysis

well heres one fucked up childhood story. I recall having recurring dreams of this force or vibration or sound, not sure how to describe it. but it would rise and rise and rise in intensity until i couldnt take it and i would break out of my dream in a cold sweat and go tell my parents, but having the articulation of a young child i could not really do any justice to the explanation. I have partially contributed it to the tension in my house as a child with my parents having split 10 years ago and all the negativity leading up to it manifesting in my sleep. but it felt pretty otherworldly and still spooks me to this day when i think about it.

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>>17861885
It was around 3 inches or so no smaller. It was that shiny golden color and either the legs were green or there were some green marking on the shell like lines, I remember bright green. The beetle itself looked like pic related but I think it had jaws or horns or something, I specifically remember wondering afterwards why it didnt like rip a toe off in my shoe or bite something. I am fairly certain it had wings I remember kinda being afraid it would start flying but it never did so that might just be my childhood fear of flying insects. I took off the shoe and looked inside and it didnt seem like anything was in there but I set it on the floor and the thing crawled out and started crawling for the door. It got all the way to the door and I remember watching it crawl over the edge and it was gone. It was in my parents view the entire time but neither one saw it. I got up and looked for it after but it was gone. I live in Southern California and I have never ever seen another beetle like this, especially a golden one, we rarely get beetles to begin with. I think thats all I can remember.

This happened in the mid-90s when I was about 5-8.

>At baseball game for local businesses
>Grandmother's real estate office participating
>In the middle of an open field, fair amount of people around
>A few port-a-potties in a line about 1 foot apart off to the side
>Nothing around them, nothing touching them
>See about 4-5 teenagers all go into the same port-a-potty
>Think that's weird, follow them
>Crack open door to look inside
>Floor is fluffy pink carpet, there's no toilet
>Hear footsteps to my left
>Where the wall should be is a set of stairs leading up covered in the same pink carpet
>Two of the teenagers are walking up the stairs
>At the top, I can see what looks like a bedroom
>One teenager is sitting in a chair to the left of the stairs, 1-2 more sitting on what might be a bed to the right side
>Vaguely remember maybe a window past them, there was natural light coming down the stairs
>Reminder the port-a-potty wasn't next to anything. You could see all the way around it from the outside.
>Thought it was weird, but closed the door and went back to my family

The trophy from that baseball game was in my grandmother's office for years. Every time I looked at it, I remembered that event. The fuck happened.

>>17862062
What season was it?

What sensations did you feel on your foot, if any? (Hot, cold, tickling?)

Now that I mention it, did you notice thing strange about the flow of time before or afterwards? Grebennikov mentions that his watches never matched his clocks when he returned with his special beetles.

> Grade 4-5
> Have to do stupid book report on LOSER
> Read Book. Present book report to class
>Summarize tale of loser kid growing up, getting lost in a snowstorm, finding shelter in a car and freezing to death.
> Teacher tells me that's not how the book ends
> Utterly confused
> Also tells me someone else picked that book before me

How the hell did I make up half of a book? And such a sad ending at that.

Also, I picked that book before Andrew, fuck you Mrs. Mumford.

>>17861885
I never really understood how he thought his contraption was comfortable to fly.
I'd rather put a seat on the bloody thing, myself.
To each their own, I guess.

>>17861492
>>17861507

As creepy as it sounds, at the time I remember a great feeling of reassurance and love.
When I say it was my mum, I'm only assuming as it was a woman in a night dress. Maybe a kind spirit of a passed family member?
Tbh there are so many possible explainations but I like to think of it as my only paranormal experience to date.

>>17862079
No clue what season it was.

If I remember right I think I had a tickling sensation on my foot but it could have just been a "there was just a bug on me" feeling.

Well from the point I took off my shoe to the point the beetle left out the door, when it was crawling away. Everything was just really weird its hard to describe. Time felt slow but it also felt faster? I felt like I watched the beetle crawl the 10 or so feet to the door in like 5 seconds (the thing was moving at a slow pace there was no way it moved that fast) but at the same time it seemed like my parents were moving kinda too fast for how slow the beetle was moving, like the beetle was moving slowly quickly? If that makes any sense at all. The beetle seemed to have been moving slowly and my parents seemed like they were moving kinda fast but at the same time the beetle had to have been moving pretty fucking quick to have gone 10 feet (very rough estimate it could have easily been more) in 5 seconds. As soon as it crawled over the edge out of sight I immediately lost focus on it, like I was almost in a trance or something watching it.

>>17862102
>How the hell did I make up half of a book?
Sometimes, when a book hooks me, I dream about keeping on reading it. Of course I don't know how it will go on so it is all made up by my dream fantasy.

>>17862157
>spirit of a passed family member
Sounds like a spooky reverse cuck. Still creepy.

Just don't call it your mom, alright?

>>17861565
maybe a queen ant, read they can be the size of a mouse

>>17862074
>Interdimensional port-a-potty shag room
The 90's were a crazy time indeed.

>first real memory
>it's popped into my head several times
>I'm watching superman
>see him flying
>I want to fly too
>Go to dive out window and take off
>Just vividly remember being in a second story window, hanging looking down at a concrete staircase along the side of a house
>someone screaming and pointing from the yard
>remember thinking "I could die"
>end of memory

I brought this up to my mom last Christmas because it popped into my head randomly. She got a blank stare and told me when I was 2 I tried climbing out a window at my moms friends and my uncle grabbed me by my foot at the last second, the Mexican Gardner was screaming. I can picture him holding a rake by a shed, and my mom said that's exactly what it looked like in the yard. Easily my earliest memory, but i fucking swear the "I could die" thought is the strongest part, but that's impossible because I was 2.

>>17857308
My first memory is walking along a beach and I fell and scraped my hands. My mom brought me inside and my grandma patched me up

>be around 5 or 6 years old
>summer
>parents invited friends for a grill party
>its already dark
>play around the yard
>see some strange worm / snake like creature crawling which was illuminated in a orange / yellow light crossing the yard
>it had a smiling face
>run to the backside of the house to my parents
>told them what I have seen
>ofc they think it wqas just my imagination

Never seen this creature again, maybe it was just my imagination dunno

>>17862195
Don't want to sound loke a noob but what do you mean by reverse cuck?

Once when I was a kid I was nearly hit by what I thought was a bolt of lightening. I had to stop walking forward in order not to walk into it. It was just a flash, had a distinct, lightning shape. Weird thing was, I was inside the house and there was no rain, thunder or lightnening outside. I was wondering just the other day what would have happened had I walked into it.

>>17862289
you were one lucky bastard, anon

>>17862157
I also had a terrible nightmare once involving a figurine my aunt brought back from Singapore. IRL it was kept above the stairs but in the dream it was in a different room, which i was getting pulled into while there was this strange chanting. I woke up before I crossed the threashold. Scared the shit out of me and I always felt uncomfortable looking at it after that.

>>17862300
Wow that's spooky. If they ever bring back the twilight zone you should pitch them that story

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>>17858417

ayyy lmao

>>17858976

it was newly planted and just popped right out. probably even had that little stick holding it up you bastard.

>>17860214

>I want to believe: the post

it was fucking cysts you fgt

> Waking up
> Managing to look around and see other abductees, start questioning.
> We are on this small island kind of thing, but it felt like it was inside.
> See people being pressed for something unexplainable in a machine.
> They were in a drugged sleep like state, not able to reason or understand.
> Walk around, question and start destroying things.
> Contained by someone and pacified.
> Put in another part of the complex.
> It was like i was shrunk like a kid, and put inside this playing room.
> It is me and another kid there.
> I see a small air vent on the top of the wall, out of reach
> Manage to stable thing on top of each other and reach the window, and see out.
> It is clouds outside.
> The kid starts yelling, like he wanted to tell on me.
> Suddenly i start growing and hold the kids mouth and fight him.
> A mirror is being smashed and revealed as a two-way observation mirror. A woman comes through, hysterical and attacks me. Defending the kid.
> Stabbed, and wakes up.

What this experience was, i dont know. I remember it all, like it happened to me. This is only part of the experience and was very traumatic. I'm not sure if i am even supposed to write this.

>>17862470
>> See people being pressed for something unexplainable in a machine.
>> They were in a drugged sleep like state, not able to reason or understand.
A sacrifice to Moloch?

>>17857300
> Mom dies
> don't know yet because dad wants me to sleep well
> The lights go out for only our house that night
> weird
> find out mom died the next morning

>>17862456
Woah, that's a bit extreme mate

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>>17862481
I dont fucking know. I was in this machine thing, next to someone else. We had a casual conversation while being pressed, like this was normal. Could not escape, this was just an inevitable process. Others were lined up to do the same.

>>17857300
>girl comes up to fence
>wants to play
>she tells me to follow her
>leave yard and follow
>go down different streets, don't know where we are going
>end up at her place
>creepy older guy I think
>wants us to swim in the pool
I can't remember much from here. Parents were searching everywhere and I don't even remember how I got back to them. It's all blank. I hope I didn't get diddled. It's all in snippets and it goes blank after the guy tries to get us to get in the pool. I think he tried to get me undressed for the pool because I didn't have clothes to swim in. I can't remember. ;-; I want to remember. I kind of want to cry thinking about it.

Next unexplained one was waking up in the morning and there being a little bit of blood on the pillow. My bedroom door was open, the front door was open, and the gate with a spring on it to automatically close, but it was open in such a way that the spring wasn't able to close it. I've tried to get it to do that again and it is possible, but takes some fiddling to find the right angle. Don't know what happened there.

>>17857308
i've experienced that shit too and I also remember getting carried by someone and getting passed around while the wind was blowing on my face.

>>17862470
I had a dream similar to this once where I felt like a young kid in some sort of doctors office, except I knew they were going to do something horrible to me like cutting out a bit of my brain or some other kind of horrific procedure which would render me basically a zombie. I managed to escape the office somehow and hid in an air vent until I woke up.

Looks like here are many of you who had some sort of interdimensional experience when they were kids

>>17859050
Woah I remember my dad having a couple of those (gristle balls was what he thought they were, no idea if that's even anatomically possible?) around his wrist when I was a little kid. There was talk about him going to the doctor and getting it checked out/possibly removed but I don't think anything ever came of that and since it didn't really bother him that much we all kinda gradually forgot about it. Sorry I can't offer more help here.

>be in 7th grade
>walking home from next door neighbors' house at night
>look up in the sky
>see a saucer with three green lights hovering above the woods
>overwhelming sense of fear
>run home and lock the doors

To this day I can't remember if the UFO was real or not. Its hard to explain, I know I saw something in the sky that night and I remember it looking like I described it, but I don't know it just doesn't feel 'right' to me.

>>17862490
Is that a fucking?

>>17857322
Good thing this inst YLYL

>>17857300

In 9th grade though 11th grade I began practicing lucid dreaming. I was something of a natural, and developed a destructive obsession with this particular entity that would manifest throughout lucid and non lucid dreams, taking the form of beautiful girls and sometimes emptiness. It really shook up reality, as I really began struggling keeping myself level. One day the entity just stopped appearing, even when I would try to summon it in lucidity. Not sure if this counts, but has haunted me ever since.

>>17859445
fuck off joker anon

>>17861461
Stupid US laws that you cant drive with a beer what the shit.

>>17863443
Yeah, next they'll want to ban guns...

>>17862289
are you me? i broke my right arm doing exactly this.

>>17858966
It was dark and you were disoriented. She came in through the correct door.

>>17862074
Sounds like an SCP

>>17862187
No, that's awesome. Thanks anon.

What I'm about to say next is really cracky. But, "according to my equations" all three things matched up. The beetle:

- Stretched space
- By slowing down time
- Making itself invisible to your parents

Since you were caught up in its time flow, your parents seemed to be moving in fast motion. But also, the distance between you and the door was temporarily rendered shorter while the beetle traversed it. So it got there faster, even though it was moving slowly. And since it was warping space/time so much, it was effectively invisible (or at least partially translucent) to anyone not caught up in its time flow, since the primary rule of quantum mechanics is that only objects with harmonic time flows can exchange energy. This is usually taken to mean that therefor objects with alternate time flows "don't exist," but experiments in quantum mechanics seem to suggest that entire parallel universes are right next to us all the time, but simply phased out of sight.

I think certain species of beetles have evolved a natural method of crossing those time/space barriers. It's possible. There were electric eels for millions of years, before any human ever figured out the equations and science behind electromagnetism radiation. Birds were around at a time when it was "commonly known" that you couldn't make a flying machine. With their fast rate of reproduction, maybe these beetles have evolved an ability that our modern science just hasn't caught up to yet.

>>17862074
Nigga you must've caught a whiff of fuckin laced dudeweedlmao

One of my first memories was a dream I had at around 8 or so. It was Easter and my family was packing to go camping while I played PS1 games. I looked under my bed and the re was some kind of dead dry husk/zombie that looked like my mom. I remember they were all over the house and when I went to tell my mom I saw two of her, one loading the car and one on her bed reading. I woke up screaming and it fucked me up for years

>have a dream don't remember most of it
>rember a bit at the end
>bald naked guy who fell square on his balls, totally ripped his nuts, covered in blood, falls down and goes into a seizure
>feel totally passive and apathetic
>wake up thinking 'that was weird'.

>lie down to sleep
>immediately feel like i'm falling

This happened every now and then when I was like 5. Each time it lasted ~10 seconds to a minute. The sensation was as if I was falling rapidly from a great height. It would happen right when I closed my eyes too. It feels like this was the first time I recognized myself slipping into the astral.

I also have this incredibly vivid memory of me in the fetal position floating around my living room like a bubble. I thought this was something that actually happened until high school, when I figured it was simply a dream.

>>17862470
Oh lawd this reminds me of an exyremely luciid dream i had. I was in a facility and kids were strapped on machines and a dark green light was draining them. I then Went around to the back and fully drained kids were just discarded. Was horrifying.

I was terrified of jellyfish as a kid. I remember being at the Jersey shore and finding a dead jellyfish washed up at low tide. It was giant. I don't know how big it was, but it would have been far too heavy for someone of my age to lift. An adult eventually flicked it back into the ocean with a shovel.

I remember on the stairs to my basement, around the 4th or 5th step from the bottom. I could jump and float across the basement to the other side. I did this a few times but since I was the only one around no one else would remember.

Another time when I was around 10 or 11 I walked into my room and turned my light on. When I did it the bulb immediately died. Since I was looking directly at it when it did, it fucked my vision for a minute or so. During that minute I saw and followed a creepy 2D marionette girl. She had black holes for eyes and a gaping black mouth. It also seemed like she was made of paper.

Lastly, not necessarily a child anymore but sometimes when I go to sleep I can hear voices of people I know talking. They always just say random shit though and it's kind of weird but I just chalk it up to being tired.

>>17857300
I remember repeatedly pushing my penis inwards as a tot. The hole seemed amusing somehow. I am sure the following is complete bullshit and was falsified by my brain around then, but here it goes:

I was in the bath with my sister. I show her this and she tries with what I thought was her penis back then. It never came out.

My brain was weirder than I thought back then.

>>17864674
Oh, here's another one

One time, I woke up in the middle of the night and tried to leave my room. My parents used this weird lock mechanism that used a screwdriver, but it was easy to bypass. Anyway, I tried cartoonishly tip-toeing to the door, and I noticed my shadow. I took two steps, and the shadow copied perfectly. I took two more steps, and the shadow copied perfectly. I stayed still, and the shadow took three more steps. I rushed to my bed in fear wondering what the fuck this shadow being is.

I have weird memories. One was I rolled down a my huge staircase (50 steps maybe),perfectly in a ball, into my lounge where the Christmas tree was.

The other I grabbed a cactus and it hurt so bad and then for some reason grabbed a hot Clothes iron with the same hand. Dreams probably

When I was in 1st grade or so, I was in my living room while my parents were in the basement. I looked out the window and saw this weird fucking creature about the size of a raccoon floating in the air. It was there for about 20 seconds and just flew away.

Also when I was about 7 years old I was at some small little park with a swing set with my friend who was the same age. We had been friends ever since birth and still are to this day. The sky was very dark. We both heard a very low, growling sound coming from the woods behind us. We ran the fuck out of there and to the parking lot where my grandmother was in her car. Till this day I have no fucking idea what either things were.

When I was very little I'm talking like 5-6 I was playing in my backyard and I heard my mom call me so I went over to the kitchen and I asked her why she had called me and she told me that she hadn't that she was thinking about calling me in a minute.

Their was one time I remember from when I was very little, I had went to bed and it was very dark( You know, night time) And I had closed my eyes and then immediately opened them, and it was day time. It spooked me quite a bit but my parents thought nothing of it

I still think about it to this day.

There was once bright red light/glow hovering over my house for a good 10 minutes, Looked like a flare but why would it be. Was too scared to go outside

>>17864730
Forgot to mention the floating thing was a bright red

>>17864730
Another one is from when I was about 4 years old.

I was outside playing and shit when I saw a man with a chainsaw standing behind a tree in my backward (my backward is a forest). I ran inside and told my parents to look, but they didn't see shit. I looked out the window while they did and I could still see him. What the fuck was this, /x/? My parents couldn't see the man but I could.

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When I was 12 I broke my leg. One day I was at school and me and my friend were using the elevator (because of my leg). We pressed the number 3 button (the building had 4 floors) but when we arrived to the 3rd floor the elevator kept going up.

We went to the 4th (there was an screen with the numbers) but it kept going up. The screen showed a 5. That was impossible, there was only 4 floors. Then, the door opened.

First of all, we where in a Catholic school. Both me and my friend remember exactly the same. When the doors opened, we saw a long corridor, very dark, with a tiny window in the end, opposite to us.
The spooky thing was that ALL the walls were full of crucifix and other saints/virgin images. It was dark, without stairs and without anybody or anything else apart from crosses and other religious stuff.

We pressed the button 3 again. Doors closing. Both scared af. We look at each other. No words.

After the class, we went outside and checked the building. No 5th floor. Nothing. Impossible. My friend went upstairs and checked that every floor was normal, no dark rooms in front of the elevator.

We have no idea of what was that, but now, 10 years later, we still remember the same story and we feel shivers every time we speak about it.

>>17858142
Did the punk faggot die?

>>17857308
My first memory was looking out an airplane window. Must've been 3 at the time and I remember the clouds at that height looked so fucking amazing. Also remembered eating a tuna sandwich my mom made me.

>>17864708
Screw you Richer

I remember seeing alot of cars that were driving backwards by themselves when I was a kid. I really remember this rather vividly, I don't know how to explain it

I also vividly remember standing at the top of a water slide on a cloudy day, but have no idea whether this happened or was a dream that implanted itself in my memory

>>17864781
no, but he did get his scalp grafted/sewn back on. it looked so unnatural and off. my dad was the first guy to rag on him as they loaded his ass in the car, and called him a faggot guinea wop and then bitched this guy who had his scalp ripped off about what did i tell you you stupid cocksucker?!?!?! now im gonna have osha up my fucking ass. youre gonna get docked for this shit..

my dad is a dick, but he is right on safety.

>>17858203
Same I Remember waking and being very confused.

>10-12 years old
> See big-ass beetle
>once it got too late my mom would carry my littler brother upstairs
>night
>but the sun as well
> mum comes in through attic door which is locked on my side
> Teachers witnessed this and I was expelled
>Later drank some pinnaple juice and forgot about it.
>for some reason, think it was fireworks
>while screaming I get interrupted by an unfamiliar voice that sounds like its coming from a speaker inside our car (like a CB radio)
>dog walks past me out from the table and into the hallway
>I just sit there sort of amazed and tell my parents i just saw a beetle but they dont care and I dont really think much of it
>go back to sleep
>See about 4-5 teenagers all go into the same port-a-potty
> Also tells me someone else picked that book before me
>someone screaming and pointing from the yard
>told them what I have seen
> It is me and another kid there.
> find out mom died the next morning
>end up at her place
>run home and lock the doors
>wake up thinking 'that was weird'.
>immediately feel like i'm falling

>>17858172
Unless you were in diapers until you were 5, you wouldn't remember anything form when you were in diapers.
Dream.

>>17858186
Chicken Little

>>17858322
Nice. How much did you vendor the rare drop for?

>>17858417
Stop watching signs faggot

>>17858423
Sun went out? No fag
A cloud went over it.
You little school girl brain was freaking out over something minor as power going out.

>>17858966
Don't worry anon. It was just te old lady who sleeps in your attic. Your mom doesn't tell you about her for obvious reasons, she's creepy.
But she pays about 350$ a month in rent.

>>17858976
In soviet russia, tree rip out you

>>17859049
Your mom threw them out because the constant light flashing was giving her a migraine. Also, they didn't make you run faster like you thought they did.

>>17860509
Moron. You were probably half asleep and thought the passing lights were fucking you up. Pussy.

>>17861461
Cop was saying it over his speaker dip shit.
Parents were probably paranoid that the cop would get them for child abuse since you were crying like a little faggot.

>>17861522
Maybe you got vaccinated and you were just being a little bitch

>>17864652
I have the first and third one too. Would you mind explaining the second in greater detail please?

>>17857300
I used to have these two recurring dreams as a kid. I would dream I was curled up like a dog and could see myself float out of bed. The other one was where I would be in my front yard and I could see myself from the upstairs window. There was a crowd of people around me, mostly family members, and they would give me this angry look. I had these dreams probably at least 4-5 times nearly every year until I was 7.

>>17864765
I get the worst, most terrified vibe from this. This one is really true isn't it? What the fuck.

>>17864765
Please tell me more.

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>>17865105
And he subsequently contracted autism, explains why he's here.

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I used to have precognitive abilities as a child.

I would experience a vision; the vision would include visual and auditory sensations, but it wasn't like watching a video; it was like a memory sliding into my brain. I felt it more than experienced it.

However without fail, within days that scenario I had seen would happen. Usually it was just a few exchanged lines of conversation or a location, nothing big, but once I prevented my abusive stepmother from harming me by realizing a situation was about to go in a way that I had already seen - and steering the situation away from that scenario so that it never actually happened.

This peaked when I was about 9-10, then tapering off. The last one I can remember was when I was 17. I'm 32 now. I now describe it as deja vu, as that most closely describes the experience, though I insist it was more, precognition.

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>>17865157
I said pretty much everything that happened but I'll try. Basically I walk into my room and look at the ceiling fan and turn on the light. The bulb dies immediately irritating my eyes. I recall my vision had a blueish tint to it. Funnily I saw the stereotypical "white bed sheet" ghost first before I saw the actually creepy thing. The "bed sheet ghost" was actually in my room. After I saw it I walked out of my door into the hallway where I saw the marionette looking girl. She had dark eyes and a dark mouth. Freckles and pigtails. She was also 2D and looked like she was made of paper like I said. I followed her around for about a minute and then my vision went back to normal and she was gone. I'll put a shittily drawn pic for your convenience.

>>17865275
Also, I highly doubt it was paranormal as much as it was my vision getting fucked. The first thing is weird because my memory of it is so vivid. And the voices thing probably means i'm absolutely insane but if anyone has any info or whatever about it that would be rad.

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>>17865074
>Littler

>>17859016
I've gutted a turkey before (dad is a hunter) and can confirm that the inside of an animal feels insanely hot, like it's going to cook your hands or some shit. Sounds like someone was probably just showing you, maybe in a class, some kind of demonstration, etc.

This was a long time ago. I remember being at a friend's house, in the backyard. I went over to the wooden fence, and I think there was a small indent in the dirt, beneath the fence. There was either a gas or a light liquid sprayed through the indent. It happened soon after I first walked over to the fence. It freaked me out.

I remember when I was a kid, I was riding my bike and fell off of it. A vine from the bush I rode past was wrapped around either the seat tube or the down tube of my bike. I must have been riding pretty fast, but it's still odd that the vine managed to wrap around part of it and bring the bike to enough of a halt that I would fall from it.

>>17865104
I dislike these long multiple replies

>>17863923
>>lie down to sleep
>>immediately feel like i'm falling
Dude, almost everyone experiences this every now and then

I think something like a ball lightning passed through my bedroom, would have to ask my brother (who shared our room) but I think he's said he saw it too, which probably rules out it being a dream.

I think I could 'feel' it coming, like the high-pitch wailing of an approaching car was vibrating through my body. I actually just remembered another thing, I was sleeping at the upper bunk in our bunk bed and when it came I think what I saw was a blue/yellow light that illuminated the entire room for a split second, and then I could feel it going away again.

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this memory haunts me to this day. I dont know if it was a dream or if it was real. I was at a friends house. two brothers actually. they were the kids of my parents two friends who we camped with every summer. i got to see them every time my parents and theirs partied. so what i vaguely recall yet have branded permanently in my memory is this vision of the two kids showing me a false panel in front of some hidden tunnel barely small enough to lay in let alone crawl through. the tunnel lead to a hidden room. it gets really blurry here, but i remember whenever we heard the parents coming they said we had to go and we left the room through the tunnel. I dont know if it was real or what the room was. but im spooped.

>>17861522
You had polio. My dad has the same exact hole in his shoulder too.

>>17865727
Gnarly, bro

>>17861824
Happened to me too, but instead I had a fucking spider in my right shoe

>>17857308
My earliest memory was sitting still on the floor in an empty room of a house my parents were just moving into at the time. I was staring at a partially destroyed poster on the wall that had colorful shapes. It seemed like I was sitting there for a long time, very vivid and strange.

It seems like I hallucinated (both visual and audio) from time to time as a child. I remember a few incidents but before maybe age 5-6 I remember seeing small strange creatures or weird shadows in or around my house occasionally. There were other things later on. After I got older I remember my grandmother saying on a couple of occasions that she also saw odd things sometimes when I was around, but only when I was a kid.

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When is was a child I had a reoccurring dream about an old hag that was standing in front of a grave in a cementary. She would wear a black, ragged dress and a veil, as if she just came from a funeral, except it was from another era. She would look at me and laugh, then turn into a giant black bird – probably a raven and fly away. Sometimes she had the voice of a relative. I don’t believe in supernatural stuff and I know it was just a dream. Probably a childs way to cope with the concept of death. But this dream is actually one of my first memories.
Another thing I often had as a child was a fucked up version of sleep paralysis where I couldn’t move and saw things. Sometimes a big ass spider, other times the well known shadows. But there was something else: the thing I called “the man in the walls”. It was this strong built, bald, naked man, that would step out of the wall and just stare at me angrily. Wasn’t easy to sleep in my room as long as I was afraid to see him again. But it just happened once or twice per month.
The thing why I remembered him in the first place however kinda creeped me out.
Years later, I was atleast 21 by that point, I was visiting home in my family house. A friend, who still lives there, wanted to meet up, and so we did. Since we got drunk I didn’t let him drive home and he slept over. Since my childhood, rooms had been switched and my bed (my mother still keeps it for my visits) is standing now in another room, than it used to. The guest-bed however is now in my former childhood-bedroom. In the middle of the night my friend screamed. I ran over to find him fallen out of the bed. I asked what’s wrong (after I laughed my ass off, seeing him in this position on the floor). And he said what? You guessed it: “I thought i saw a bald fucker in the room”. Nearly shit myself, when I remembered. But I still think its just a creepy coincidence.

new to /x/ myself
>lurk moar
I just might

have tons of unexplainable childhood memories, spoopy experiences, perhaps I can share in the future if any interest, but here's one that's stuck with me

let me say that I've never ruled out the fact that the second half might have been a dream or false memory... But I'm fairly certain I was hypnotized or something at a very young age
>be me growing up next door to a textbook girl next door
>three sisters, this went down right after youngest was born
>the eldest was one year younger than me
>hung out all the time as little derps
>carpooled, stayed the night, typical surrogate/extended family stuff
>the last thing I remember is hanging out in the play room
>being kids doing kid stuff
>her mom and my dad open the door and walk up the steps
>get pulled away and we leave
>don't remember saying goodbye but recall being hurried out
>vague recollection of bad vibes, like I did something?
(1/2)

>>17866332
Cont please

>>17866332

>next day or that night, can't remember
>somewhat vague memory of being in a dimly lit office with just my mom and dad present
>my brother and sister absent
>I was sitting on two seated, wooden sofa - almost like an ottoman but with elbow rests
>remember looking around the room, big wooden desk in front of me
>old school vintage style as fuck
>old heavyset guy behind desk, had a beard and Ben Franklin looking ass reading glasses
>parents standing adjacent to me
>remember my mom turning and looking at me with a worried face after my parents spoke with him
>old guy stands up, walks out from behind desk over to me
>very last thing I remember is him hunching over and looking me in the eyes
>vague as fuck vision of either his necklace or pocket watch, or pointing to something on his desk

Don't remember anything else. It creeps me out thinking about it because after that, I never hung out with my own next door neighbor ever again. Their family never really spoke to me, and I know this is kind of lame to say but
>over a decade later, on Facebook
>sister of course leaves her shit logged in
>mischief time
>notice the girl I hung out with and her younger sister are friends with my siblings
>log in to my shit, maybe I can get some girl next door poon finally
>start thinking about everything
>realize they have both blocked me, did a double or triple check

still don't like to think about it too much

>>17866349
cont'd
forgot to 2/2 sorry

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>>17866357
ask ur mum what happened pls

>>17859085
>>17858322
slug penises are big and purple

>>17865179
>>17865188

It's true, I swear. We still live in the same city (I'm spanish) and somedays we walk by the school and we always look up, but there are only 4 floors, always.

We are not religious, but that was a very strange experience full of catholic symbolism, in a dark and terrifying way...

There is something else, one day me and my friend (I can't remember if this was before or after the elevator day) tried to do Oui - Ja. I made a paper with the letters, numbers and "YES/NO" and we tried to contact with someone. It was in the morning and we were 4 or 5 kids doing stupid things. My father has done a lot of Oui Ja and he always tell me "Never try it, it's not worth it".

It was not working, so I decided to make "fake movements" to scare the other kids, and it worked. The older brother of one of them came to me the next day and asked me to never "play" again with his brother 'cause he had terrible nightmares.

Apart from that story, there are no more creepy things at school, but it was also a nuns residence, so we are sure some of them have died in there. Some of the older kids told us stories about the ghosts of nuns, the adviced us not to got to the east wing of the building (the residence) and a few more spooky things.

>>17865104
No one gives two fucks about your multiple commentaries, anon. Go crawl back up your mom's vagina twat

>>17865104
go back to /b/ attention seeking retard

>>17865289
The voices thing is run of the mill sleep paralysis, nothing insane about it. I get that quite often.

>>17865480
Everyone dislikes them, just a (You) fisher or someone with an overly high opinion of his own opinions.

>>17866357
Sounds like you did some lewd [spoiler]
Rapey [/spoiler] things m8.

>>17857308
My earliest memory is a considerably less creepy moment .

>2 y/o
>finally able to climb in and out of own cot.
>This is brilliant, I can go in and out whenever I want and don't need to wait to be lifted in!
>Standing, leaning on the side laughing with joy.
>Mother comes in to see what the fuss is about.
>Says "no" rather playfully.

All I remember after this point is the context, I have images in my mind of this moment but nothing afterwards about this whole thing.

>Picks me up and beings me into the other room.
>There's a childs bed there
>Sleep in bed alone for the first time in life.

It's slightly pathetic in a way, but there's still a sense of mystery to it in my mind. I will never know the full context of what was going on, where my father was, and why I hadn't tried climbing in before. My parents still remember me climbing in but I remember being alone in the room, and why do I remember that but not the radical change of sleeping in a new environment? Memories are mysterious, the older the more so.

>>17863530

Wow. I know this is /x], but come on... your understanding of quantum mechanics, evolution, and biochemistry are so skewed it's honestly not funny.

>>17866560
she is no longer with us unfortunately

>>17866732
not possibru
unless you think kissing or something is kinda rapey, sure
was far too young for the rape game

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>>17866357
>>17866560
>>17866732
>>17867029
here's another one
>be me azza toddler
>remember waking up to a lanky, long black haired person with a top hat leaning over my bed
>not even spooked cuz im too young to realize this shit ain't normal
>dudes arms tucked in like a bunny wanna be bastard
>hey kid, wanna play hide n seek?
>I'm a fucking toddler, of course I do dumbass
>remember tip toeing over to my closet door and they ushered me in
>closet light was on, could now see his face
>mfw he had no face
>not really, just a shitty mask from the looks of it
>tells me to hide here
>that's cheating you piece of shit, but okay
>fall asleep thinking this idiot has no idea how to play hide n seek
>wake up to parents calling out my name at the top of their lungs
>shout back, they realize where I am, open my closet door
>come to realize there is now a duffle bag and pillows on top of me
>closet camo ftw
>mfw years later I recall this incident when I started sleepwalking in teenage life
>mfw the same exact thing happened to my brother before I was born

Asked him
>wait so who were you playing hide n seek with?
>idk, anon, can't remember...
>yeah, bro, me neither...

>>17867085
author's note:
>many years later
>parents reveal to me and siblings prior owner family member committed suicide
>all spoopy habbenings suddenly seem to make sense

We're not 100% certain, but my even more many years later we pretty much determined where the probably committed suicide. But that's another story.

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everynight from about 5-10 years old, I would be surrounded by glowing red eyes when in the dark/going to bed at night. Eventually it would get so bad that I would have a hard time falling asleep and I would begin to see them even without my eyes closed. It was basically just a swarm of red eyes that looked very detailed/almost like hieroglyphic, but if I tried to focus on one in particular it would move and the swarm would expand and shift around my field of vision. I recently remembered this and tried to make them appear but had no luck. It was so vivid back then that I have a hard time believing it was just my imagination, but then again children do have pretty strong imaginations.

>>17864812
Wow, my first memory is a picture and a word.
The picture fills my whole view, is black on the outside, a small circular rainbow like thing in the center with white in the middle of it.

Now why I am replying to your post is because of the word that goes with thiss picture, it is "Airplane window".
Just thought that was a very specific similarity.

>on a field trip to the museum in the city about 9 years old
>on the way home the bus takes some odd turns down roads we didn't take to get there
>sitting in the very last seat, taking in the odd surroundings
>pass by a huge cemetery with a large ornate fence that leads to a golden gateway
>standing by a the gate is a large black man
>dressed normally except for a comically large top-hat
>also has a tommy gun resting over his shoulder...
>make brief confused eye contact with him before he turns away and heads into the cemetery
>go back to playing gameboy

only logical explanation - he was shooting a rap video

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>>17867194

>EY DAIR I HURDA YOUS EYEIN MY PIECE BOYOH
>BEST BE LEEVIN DA SIMMA TERRY
>YOU SHOODINT MESS WIT DEEZ SORTZAH TEENGZ

yeah, probably just a rapper
i wouldn't worry about it

>>17857300
it was probably a hedgehog you scared so it ran past you, and due to it moving quite fast and failure of memory to perfectly recall things you saw it as a spiked toilet roll

>>17857300
>Most of your childhood memories are outright false, others are only half true. Mostly everything you think you remember from your childhood is just bullshit you came up with.

>>17865104
Take your long, unfunny commentary elsewhere boring faggot.

>>17865275
Thanks for elaborating.

>>17866694
I believe you. That is some fucked up shit anon.

>>17866309
Seems like a really unlikely coincidence....

I was a very weird child, since I was little, since I was in cradle, would be close to the "paranormal" (not the fuck this shit I'm out type, but "friendly" type I think?)

Sorry for my English.

> Be from 4 - 12
> Average vidya-nerd.
> Would sit for hours with my snes, then ps1
> Mom notices I always turn around to a corner or the stairs and talk to "somebody"
> Even though we were alone at house.
> "Who are you talking to?" asks mom.
> "Oh, it's Blanquito (I'm mexican, so my best approach to translate that is little white or whitey, choose your favourite). he usually scares me appearing from nowhere but it's my friend".

> Mom goes notagain.exif
> Asks me to describe him.

> Umm... he's white, he's like a child, but has blackened all outside the eyes, he's crying blood always.

> Mom sends me to the psychologist cuz thinks divorce is fucking my head up.

I continued to see him through my childhood, until they exorcised (or kind of) my house, since it's supposed to be over burial grounds.

And it's weird, cuz there's no way I could so calmly describe that, I was the biggest pussy ever, even a screamer would make me cry.

TL;DR Nerd gets a ghost friend and then is kill.

Where are you Blanquito? Miss ya bro.

My weirdest memory all around is one of when I was a little kid. I was playing with my dog in my backyard between a peach and orange tree, when out of nowhere a big insect flew straight into my mouth. The rest is fuzzy but that moment has always stuck around, even having nightmares.

>>17861461
I experience sound like this sometimes, like it came out of a phone or something

>>17865245
HOLY SHIT!!!!!

I honestly thought I was the only one that ever experienced this and exactly this. You described the experience perfectly. I just wrote it off as making it up, but now I have to wonder....

For me it started probably around 9-10, or that's when I remember noticing it. It peaked between 14-15, still went on through 19ish and college. Then I started smoking a hella lotta weed and drinking, and it just faded off. I self medicated to make myself calmer because I always felt like I knew what was going to happen, and usually did.

Now that I quit doing everything chemical wise to my brain, it's starting to come back. I'm 30.

>>17858966
It's the beldam

>>17866560
Sorry about your mom. Ask your pops

Test

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>>17864738
Was just about to write something almost verbatim to your post.

I went to the movie Conspiracy Theory in 1997 on opening night. Not that I cared about the movie much, just something to do that night. Near the end of the movie I had dejavu and saw the ending. I said holy shit and described the ending to my girlfriend and friend, shortly before it unfolded. I'm not talking about just knowing where the story is going, but actually describing the shots exactly, and in order. It's a forgettable movie, and nothing came from this experience, but I'll never forget it. It disproved to me the idea that you are just confusing current events with memory, when experiencing dejavu

>>17862074
Some time lord was having a good ol 90s coke party until some random kid walked into his TARDIS

>>17867113
>But that's another story.
And now you have to tell us

>>17862102
That book fucking sucked

>>17858966
I've experienced something similar.
>Waking up in the middle of night
>Going to the bathroom
>Dissoriented
>"What I'm supossed to do now?"
>Mom(?) comes to me from nowhere
>It didn't feel like mom but still comfortable
>I wake up next day in the couch
I was like 2 or 3 at that time.

>>17863530
2+ months completely sober but damn I want some of what you're smoking

>>17864738
My dad had this once when he was a kid.
He had to go to sleep to do something exciting the next day, then this happened to him.

I think he really liked it and wasn't spooked the slightest bit from what I could gather from his story.

>>17857300
I remember being young and hanging out in the backyard with my cat, during the evening.

Through the thicket of grass, there was this huge june bug, beetle thing, it was like 15cm. I remember checking it out for a bit and then leaving and letting it be.

It boggles me to this day what I saw, It felt so certain but maybe it was all just a dream?

>>17858417
Sleep paralysis

>>17869806
no they were legit grayyys lmao

>>17867029
I think you're a child of one of your parents and one of your neighbors parents. I think you're just the scape goat for a mistake the adults made.

>>17861909
To be fair that sounds like hallucinations because doesn't stuff like that inside your brain end when you prove it impossible

Why are monsters under the bed such a common fear? Is it an evolutionary thing?

>>17862027
I think you were dream molested or just regular molested with a vibe

>>17863923
I had a similar dream growing up. I felt like I made ny whole body vibrate and in the dream id float up to the ceiling at float there like a ballon. But I colund "control" the feeling and it would randomly happeb as I tried to finish ny part ib the dream

I remember when I was in elementary school and first moved to California I was asleep one night and remember waking up at exactly 3:13 am. My room had a direct view of the bathroom from my bed and I remember seeing purple eyes staring at me and I started crying then my mom came and I slept with her. Like 10 minutes later we both heard banging and footsteps in the garage under us. I was so scared I just fainted. Later in the morning my mom told me she couldn't breathe or move at night which I soon learned was sleep paralysis. The banging and footsteps kept persisting for days and they sounded angry until eventually we got a sort of Asian mask thing that is supposed to fend off evil spirits. I remember having dreams with really happy and feelgood moods for a few days after getting the mask and the noises from the garage stopped. I still have that mask hanging in my room to this day and I feel some sort of bond to it like it is a close friend. Like it prevented something bad from happening to my mother and I. has anyone had similar experience?

>>17864738
I remember something like that happening to me when I was in the first grade. I went to sleep and I dreamt of watching me sleep in my bed but time was on rewind and all I saw was the window fastly get bright and me rapidly breathing. I woke up so tired I remember spending the next day sleeping at yhe nurse's office

>>17869944
Why

Figure I'll contribute

1. I only remember this because it happened very recently compared to most of the stories (I'm 20 and this happened when I was 15 so still technically a childhood story) I was laying in bed facing towards my wall and I started hearing whispering in my ear like someone wanted me to know something really badly but was in fear of someone else I remember thinking about sleeping in my grandmothers room (long sad story for another time) but I couldn't cuz too old so I sucked it up and went to sleep, after that I couldn't sleep without the tv on or some sort of light and only recently have I gotten over that fear

2. I was 13 at the time and I remember leaning back in my chair while playing flash games on my computer, I took my headphones off for a second and heard someone say something really clearly outside my window but I couldn't understand it, it was almost like it was another language but I felt like I should know the language.

3. This was before I switched rooms with my brother, happened maybe a few months after story number 2 I had a screen in my window the ones with the wooden frame because my window didn't have a big one and I was about to sleep but I heard some shuffling and footsteps on the deck area outside my window, I remember thinking it was an intruder and calling him a nigger and a faggot a few times before sucking it up and pulling the screen out then closing my window

4. Happened when I was really young, I was at my great grandfather's house (he was still alive) this was actually some of my first visual memories with an nes, and I went to take a piss but in the middle of pissing the light shut off the water in the tub and sink started running and the toilet flushed itself, I ran out of the house with my pants down and that's the end.

My stories are probably just imagination but it feels weird to think any of that would still be going on at that age.

Lets see if I can manage to reach the 2000 character mark right here, why not

>>17862364
Similar thing happened to me, except I was outside in a thunderstorm, and there was a massive hole in the tarp I was under. No one ever believed me

>>17869987
Can you take a pic of the mask I might be able to dig up some info on it

My first memory is me in my Baby Walker strolling around while my dad and his drug buddies were drinking then suddenly he gets up from his chair and falls over in front of me on the floor, and his face looks completely dead. With his eyes wide open, but unresponsive. Kinda traumatizing.
That's literally my first memory.
My 2nd memory is me biting my brother and my dad beating the shit out of me...
3rd memory is my dad beating my mom with a wooden log and being covered in her blood then a helicopter flew her away
4th memory is my dad being raided by 12 police cars and 2 swat helicopters and the swat helicopter suddenly hovering right next to me in the yard, the swat guys with their guns tried to signal me to come to them and i ran off to the woods instead, then they descended from the helicopter on ropes and abducted us

>>17861940
thats probably the least probable answer you couldve came up with. no cop would go on his pa to tell a strangers child screaming in a car is wrong

>>17861674
>>17861644
>>17861727
in all seriousness it could be a parental chip

>>17870086
What the fuck did your dad do to require all that striking force?

>>17866357
Your sister may know stuff. Try to not seem creepy and ask her.

I remember when I was very young, probably around 6 or 7 and I was sleeping in my parents bed because I couldn't get to sleep in mine. I remember waking up all of a sudden and touching my head and it felt like I had these two big sticks stuck to the top of my head, like I had some deer abtkers, it was very strange.

I remember just ignoring it and falling back to sleep, it could have been a dream but it really doesn't feel like it, I have remembered this incident all these years, I am now 22 now and I still remember the exact details of this event.

>>17859002
topkek

>>17858417
kek

something to do with an older girl who at the time i thought was my sister (i only have a younger sister) and a grandfather clock. i have no fucking clue desu

>>17859050
I know exactly what you're talking about. I had one of those right in the middle of my wrist when I was in elementary school.

>>17870038
Sure. Sorry I fell asleep shortly after posting

>>17857300
I was at this ski resort with my family once when I was probably around 8 to 10 years old. We were on these benches waiting for a ski lift or something and we all sat next to each other, me, my parents, my uncle, my aunt, and my cousin. I was really bored and must have dozed off or something, though it never felt like I fell asleep. I saw someone beside me reading a book and absentmindedly corrected a word they got wrong thinking it was my cousin. Well there was some middle eastern kid there who gave me the weirdest look that snapped me fully back to reality. When I looked around my family was sitting like 6 or 7 benches away and I got up and went back to them, cringing all the way there about how I had somehow mistaken some random Arab for my cousin (who's white and blond).

Not really spooky or anything, but it was pretty fucking weird. I must have sleepwalked or something, but to me it felt like I just randomly teleported and ended up correcting the pronunciation of a stranger, and even then I have no idea how my parents didn't notice I was gone or anything.

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Heres a story from a long time ago. Its about the time I saw a UFO.

>Be me
>probably 7/8/9
>down in the neighborhood Cul-De-Sac
>really late
>everyone on the street was pretty much their all day
>Most adults are inside the host's house drinking beer or some shit
>us kids are outside playing soccer
>neighborhood dumbass kicks the ball far away into the neighbors yard
>faggot has to go get it
>as he turns back around he looks up

There are a bunch of tall trees over where we were playing so couldnt see the sky too well, unless you were in a yard on either side of the street. So from where Fag was standing you could see the sky.

>everyone tells him to give the ball back so we could continue
>he says to come over to where he is
>most of us do
>look up
>sky is cloudless and starless
>about 5 red dots are blinking one after another in a row across a small area in the sky with an extremly bright red light above the 5
>biggest douchebag on the block says its just the radio tower on a near by campus
>campus is miles away and in the opposite direction of the UFO
>after a few minutes all the lights glow at once and dissapear

Nobody has ever talked about it, I brought it up around my once brother who was there and he ignored what i was saying.

Aliens or what?

>>17857300
I thought I saw an ayylmao once, but it was probably just a hypnogogia-induced hallucination.
I mean, fuck's sake it looked like a goobery green cartoon cyclops.

>>17870086
You sound like you have an interesting story.
What happend after that and where are you now?

>>17863634
I Had a dream like that once, expect the bald naked guy didnt fall, a giant bad swooped by and ripped off his balls.

>>17871619
*bat

I have early memories of talking to a large breasted woman in revealing clothes whom I understand to be a vampire. I'm sure I didn't at the time but she had four sharp protruding teeth. I remember being entranced by her, even without really knowing anything about sex I wanted to touch her breasts and she'd let me. I don't really remember her offering to hurt me but she did make it clear that I would be wasting my time if I mentioned her to my parents, they wouldn't see her and she would go away.

>>17857300
Years ago, was like 7 or 8, woke up late at night and felt a clump of shit in my ear. I pick at it and I scrape out this ball of something, felt like the size of a marble and slightly sticky. I could almost see what it looked like to. You know those little beads of crud you sometimes cough up? Look like the peanuts on a drumstick ice cream cone but smaller? I swear the ball of shit I pulled out of my ear was made up of it and held together by earwax.

>>17871639
>I swear the ball of shit I pulled out of my ear was made up of it and held together by earwax.
It might've been. Childrens' ears are fucking disgusting.

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>>17861522

Like this? Its a vaccacination scar.

>>17861965
You die when it happens, its called aneurysm

This isn't really childhood but preteen, but still
>Be me
>13 years old
>Coming back home from school with a friend
>Talking on the bus
>He points out the window and tells me to look
>There is a man with a GIANT mouth with really red lips, just standing there
>He opens his mouth, a volleyball could fit in there
>For some reason, we both laugh
>Never talked about it after that

I haven't talked to him in a long time but I'm tempted to message him and ask if he remembers it.

>>17861970
His folks would've heard it and run out

>>17861824
>>17861885
>>17862062
>>17862079
>>17862187
>>17863530


Australian Golden Stag Beetle.
Fuckwits.

Vuile nikkers!

>be child, around 7 years old
>go to catholic school
>woke up in the middle of the school gymnasium, super bad headache and my asshole hurt
>aliens?

I remember having a nightmare about a kangaroo with boxing gloves punching me, and being afraid to walk around my house at night because he might get me. Also heard clown laughs from upstairs, no tv was on or anything.

>>17861522
Ever read the story " Boy 7" ?

>>17869975
lol dream molested with a vibe? can you elaborate just what that may mean?

>>17872336
>Vibrations increasing with intensity until I wake up
Sounds like a ghost is using a purple destroyer to diddle your butthole

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>>17862102
fucking Mrs. Mumford

>>17857322
legit that was probably it

>>17872021
That's normal in a Catholic school

>>17864738
I mean hell, it's happened to me too
I've just always imagined it was a mostly dreamless night and I managed to not remember the dreams I did have

>>17861580
>"Hallo, mr roach"
>"I wont tell the government you're here if I can see you do that again"

>>17871777
You got trips
it's a message
do eet

>be around 4-5
>trying to go to sleep, but dont feel tired
>just staring at ceiling
>suddenly, I start dreaming while awake
>best way to describe it, feels like my eyes are my own personal projectors
>remember being fully awake, i could walk around the room, blink, etc but dream would still be playing
>have fucked up dream about yugioh
>eventually actually drift off
this happened several times during my childhood, still dunno what it was, since it couldn't have been sleep paralysis

My first memory was eating a piece of dog food, realizing it tasted like shit, and spitting it out in the garbage.

Does that mean anything?

>>17857308
MY earliest memory was seeing a white flash, then leaving my kitchen going to the table for dinner.

>>17858172
I once felt ass pain all day, then shit out half a toothpick, fucking have no clue how that happened

>>17858976
Smh we all know you're Vladimir Putin

>>17865416
were there sprinklers?

I grew up in a Catholic family and we would go to church every single sunday. We moved to a new area when I was 5. A few years through attending this one church about 20 minutes away, I would look at this hill we would pass by every week and there was a small wooden cross with a circle around it. That wasn't that strange, but it was the fact it was burning. Like lit up firewood in the heart of a fire. I saw this every week for a long time and I finally decided it was strange enough to tell my family about it and I told them to look at it the next time we went to church. We passed by the hill the following sunday and it was gone. I can't believe how surreal and cliché it is to this day.

>>17862027
I have had the same thing happen to me man, I lived in the country and I would dream that i look outsidethe window fom my room and then the rumbling would start. It was almost more a feeling than a sound and it would grow till I woke up

>>17873509
Happened to me once too, in dunkin donuts kek

>>17873872
self-hypnosis much?

>>17873119
>>17873119
not like that.. like a frequency. of sound or electricity.

>>17873821
yeh thats basically it. it felt like there were two points it was coming from and like it was bouncing back and forth every time it raised.

I have a very clear memory of my mother with a very angry face picking me up by the neck and choking me, that's all I remember, nothing before and nothing after. I can't be sure it happened but it might have. She's dead now so I'll never know, but I suppose even if she weren't, I would just leave it alone. Can't say it doesn't bug me tho.

>>17871777
That's fucked..

>>17857300
I have a similar memory, except instead of spikes, there were hands, hooves and animal paws.
Was probably a dream, but I still remember it to this day.

>>17873933
Nah, I was 10 at the time I think, I could swear I was in a forest full of snow, but my mom woke me up, after repeatingly asking, which donut I would like to have

>around 7
>sleep on top of bunkbed. Sister under me
>wake up one night and see a man standing next to the bed
>he was all black, like a shadow and lookig out of the window. He had some sort of cowboy hat on
>could not have been my dad because my parents where at the neighbours that night
>get really scared and just stare at him, trying not to beeath/move
>suddenly he turns his head and has red glowing eyes
>i must have fallen asleep at some point because i was exhausted
>shrugg it off as a nightmare/sleep paralizis
>years later (i was about 16) sister and i are telling weird stories with friends
>sister tells about a black man with a cowboy hat that stood next to her bed one night whilst our parents were out
>freak the fuck out

My earliest memories are fucked up because I was molested by an aunt and a friend of the family. But that's not paranormal. What is paranormal is when I was young and staying over with my Gma, and I saw the ceiling light up and demons dancing around the ceiling fan. I told my parents and they actually WERE surprised. My mother (my Gma was my father's mother) wondered why I hadn't told her sooner. My Gma sold the house shortly after and it seemed related. My Gma is dead now, but my mother and father won't say much about it, just that I gave them a description that was pretty gruesome for my age. I think it was a coincidence, but I don't know.

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Me and my friends were playing pretend fights and I jump to give him a kick even tho I was 10 feet away from him, I ended up kicking him the chest somehow. I also accidentally flipped over one of my friends with one hand without any force. Very strange desu glitch in the matrix perhaps ?

>>17871639
When I was in Kindergarten I felt a pinch behind my ear, and when I felt back there, there was a gob of wax I removed. I remember thinking it was a bee situation, but when I told the teacher, she seemed like she didn't care and told me to put it in a napkin and throw it away. I think kids must let that stuff build up for awhile and no one notices.

>>17874068
But who was hat?

>>17859050
I have 2 of them, they're small and i can push them in and they make craters but come back a few minutes later
they're cysts

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I have two contributions to this thread;

First memory
>Sitting in a car-seat at night with my mother and grandmother parked under a bright gas-station sign. My mother points to the sky to some star and they both start singing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star". Not sure if it was a dream but I had to be 2-3 at the oldest.

Not very eventful, but pretty cool because adults tend to lose most of their pre-7 memories around age 10. In fact I don't even have access to this memory directly, its a memory of a memory from when I was younger that I happened to consciously remember when an adult asked me about my earliest memory.

Next is a reoccurring dream that seems linked with a seemingly impossible childhood memory that I would love getting some feedback on.

>Dream I am a younger child between 5-10
>its warm, daylight, spring or summer
>yellowish fuzzy hues
>the location is familiar and safe, near home
>flowers in bloom, comforting and nostalgic
>rustling plants and wind
>running around carelessly, suddenly stumble upon "secret" place
>place is something only I seem to know about and can access
>some secret entrance that leads into some sort of cave or hole only big enough for my small body
>a lot like Alice down the rabbit hole, directions don't make sense anymore
>the path is dim but not cold or scary
>every inch feels familiar and well-used like I have done this countless times
>get the strongest sensation that I this path leads somewhere equally familiar to me
>just as I come upon the exit I wake up

There is nothing of this sort in my childhood that I know of, no caves or holes that I can remember. Its frustrating because of how cozy and nostalgic it is when I am dreaming and how illogical it feels when I wake up.

>>17861551
Holy shit
I have the exact same memory, but the man picked me up under my arms instead

>>17874111
who was what?

>>17857300

I remember when I was six years old holding the wheel of the ferry my dad used to drive as it was moving when he took me to work one day. He insists it never happened despite vividly remembering it.

>>17857308
Me too

>>17874185
nigga you met totoro

Prolly just a weird dream, but I remember waking up in the middle of the night, and looking out the window. There was a full moon clearly visible. The weird thing is it was red. I didn't think much of it and went right back to sleeping. Then I woke up again, and it was still night, and the moon was green. Then I wen't right back to sleep again.

Though I can't remember whether I saw red first, green second, or the other way around.

>>17866744
Your first memory is the EXACT same as my first memory. I climbed out of my crib for the first time and was hanging on the side when my mom came in and told me no, then she put me back in my crib and I guess I went to bed

N I G G E R S

>>17874314
Why

Was something the mind makes up maybe was a bug

>>17873509
I used to get those whenever I had nyquil as a kid. Theyre called hypnopompic hallucinations

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>>17873239
its the "entrance exam"

>>17867223
trying too hard

this might be a pretty common thing that happens to everyone, but when i was younger (and even now sometimes if I try hard enough) If i woke up in the middle of the night and looked at the walls, I could see wasps and cockroaches and other bugs crawling around, but after a while they would go away. I think its because we used to have a wasp problem in the bathroom and they would sometimes get into my room. All i know is when it first started happening I thought it was real and didnt sleep in my room for a week because I thought there were wasps in there.

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Yeah I have one that comes to mind, my older sister had a boyfriend back when she was a teenager. It was in 2000 when this happened and I was seven so I remember everything pretty vividly.

>Sister, 15 has new boyfriend, brings him home after-school while parents are still at work (Parents would've been angry if they knew)
>tells me not to tell mom and dad, and introduces me, can't remember if he was tall or not, I think he was but I was only seven and he was tall compared to me and my sister, had dark red hair, blue eyes, long hair and fake eye brows. I know this because I would sit in my sisters room while she put his fake eyebrows on
>Don't remember his name, but I remember my sisters nickname for him which was Ansy
>I always thought he sounded Polish, cause my Grandmother was Polish and that's what I associated his accent with at the time, idk now though it could've been anything as I said I was only seven

time skip to where it got weird
>At LA Holocaust Museum with sister and her boyfriend
>Sister must've insisted on going there cause my family are polish jews. It was a pretty weird idea for a date, but I know she picked it because Ansy was bothered by being there.
>Sister goes to toilet
>Ansy starts telling me everything in this museum is a lie
>"how do you know ansy"
>"i was there"
>Says come with me, so we're really quick and we walk to another part of the Museum, there's this big framed black and white photo, I assume it was a rally or something cause there was a ton of people there, but I shit you not, he pointed out himself, in the second row of this photo. Looked exactly like him except his hair was shorter.
>This didn't bother me really, I remember feeling pretty pleased with myself cause I was convinced I had an alien for a friend, but I let it slip to my mother and there was a huge fight over it.
>Never heard from Ansy after that

>>17859534
What if loot drops are just incredibly rare, and anon was the first person to get one in history?

>>17875006 CONT.
Sister never talked about him much, but when I ask her about him she just refers to him as if he were a normal highschool fling, even though shes said to me:
1. She never met his parents or any of his family
2. Never went to his house
3. Met him through a friend of hers, other than that she said he didn't have any friends
4. After she told him about the fight she never saw him again, and neither did her friend but the friend claimed she had gotten letters from him

AND NOT TO MENTION HE HAD NO FUCKING EYEBROWS. Before you think my sister is trying to cover up something, she's not, she's just legitimately fucking stupid and vapid.

And I have gone back to the museum to look for the photo but the room it was in has been entirely changed around, and the photo wasn't in it. Wonder where he is now desu

>>17861776
I told tbe snakes to get on the floor and they did it, absolute madman!

>>17857308
My first concrete memory is from when I was 3/4. At that point in my life I was obsessed with being a 'big boy' and I did everything I could to be more adult-like (I refused to drink from sippy cups, and I always protested being forced into a booster seat). Anyways, as part of that I remember always wanting to be like my dad since I pretty much held him up on a pedestal for what I wanted to be like as an adult. I often watched my dad get ready during the morning before he took me to my daycare, so almost everyday I watched him shave. Somehow it got into my mind that shaving was a very adult thing to do so I wanted to emulate it. One night, around about 9:00 (well past my bedtime) I sneaked into the bathroom and stole my dad's razor.

I proceeded to cut my face up with it so severely that I still have a few scars to this day, and the first memory that I have that I can still remember vividly is afterwards when I went to my room and cried from how bad the pain was. My mom came in a few minutes later because she heard me crying and I had to be rushed to the emergency room. I had lost a shit ton of blood, and for some reason every memory I have after that experience is far more vivid and concrete.

>>17869958
We evolved from primates that used to sleep in trees for safety, so a fear of predators underneath us and the feeling of falling some people get makes sense.