Time travel, where would you go/ what would you do

>>17852241
I'd go back to your conception and knock your Dad's cock out of your mom's vagina.

>>17852260 plz

>>17852241
I'd go back to your conception and pull out.

>>17852294
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

>>17852294
stop with the sick burns I can't take it

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I'd go back when i was happy.

I would go back in time and tell my mom to abort me.

>>17852335
A time machine won't fix you being a failure

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>>17852339
Fuck my life.

I would go back in time and fix the mistakes I did that made the person I love leave... :/ god I suck

>>17852349
What happened champ?

>>17852360
got in an argument with him because I felt left out by him all the time... He just was tired of it and left me :/

>>17852241
Pretty much >>17852349 except I'd want to jump back into my younger self (16) and relive my life fixing any mistakes I made in the past and enjoying time with the people I had in my life back then as well as living life more in the moment.

>>17854332
yeah I agree with this too :/ I really miss him

>>17852241
History research in medieval Europe

Get a decent camera, a computer and bunch of sd memories and batteries and go back to Jesus times, find him, become one of his followers and record everything he does film him walking, film him eating, film him talking and have people that speaks different languajes trascribing what he says, film them doing that and scan their transcriptions. Film him getting arrested, crucified and dying, film his corpse. Leave something buried as deep as I can dig. I dunno, a pendrive inside an hermetic sealed bag or box, something anything I can protect with a password only I know.
Go back to present day and dump all that info on the internet, along with info on where to find the pendrive or whatever I hide, and the password to prove everything is real.
Watch the world burn and people going crazy until the Vatican finds me and get's me killed.

I would use it to meet my parents, the biological ones.
Get to know them and my brothers and sisters so I can get to understand the part I am missing from my story.

>>17852241
If I could travel in time sometime I'd travel to the end of all of mankind

I'll go back to the past, to play some shitty games that suck ass.

I would flicker back and forth through the different geological periods of our earth

Go a few years into the future, collect all the results of sport matches/lottery winning numbers, go back and make a shitton of money.

Pretty shallow considering the possibilites, but I wouldn't want to fuck with the future/past too much.

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>>17855478

Oh là là??

Go back to the year 1995 when I was born and live out the rest of my life from then on, enjoying the internet before it went to shit, living in America pre-9/11, and buying tickets to The Phantom Menace and selling them for ridiculous prices.

>>17852241
There's nowhere I'd rather be than right here, right now, with you.

But for the love of God, someone get me the hell out of here.

>>17852241
I'd become a time merchant. I'd go back to the past with some gold or silver and buy stuff you couldn't buy now a days and resell it in the future. Want a famous first edition? Done. Want a custom Picasso portrait made from your photograph? Done. Want a couple of dodo birds so you can make em fuck and start your own dodo farm? Completely possible. Films of all Shakespeare's opening nights? Wanna taste how they really used to make pizza?

Then I'd go back and buy the hope diamond and pocket that bitch.

I would try to create a paradox just see if I can and what would happen

Kidnap myself and raise me away from my abusive parents. Struggling makes life fun, anyways.

>>17852241
the exact moment you tried to post this thread then break your hands with a concrete block effectively disarming your bullshit for the rest of your faggot little life

>>17852241
The future, provided I could also jump back if things were too dystopian or whatnot.

>>17856594
You'd create a stable time loop in which you go back and stop yourself from doing whatever, to have their future self go back to stop something else, ad infinitum until you've paradoxed yourself in every possible way at every possible point and have nothing left to do but fail once more at going back in time to create a paradox in the first place, completing the time loop and causing each and every type of divergence possible.

>>17852260
but then you wouldn't have a career :)

>>17856636
"OOOOOHHHHHH"

>>17856614
That would prove time travel was real all along.

>>17852241
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>>17855170
Jesus would know I think

>>17856685
Sorry, time travel only works for real histories.

>>17855170
Jesus never existed bro.

Time travel a couple seconds before i get on time machine. Then do a 360 and walk away.

>>17856723
That's illegal I hope you know. Time clones are hell to deal with.

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Go back to September 2011 and leave before Cory tried to kill me.

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>>17852241
Anywhere and anything. Time tourism, fuck yeah.

9/11
Pearl Harbor
1970s providence
1930s New York
Titanic
Dona Paz

> go back and buy winning powerball ticket
> whoever says money can't buy happiness has never been broke n homeless

>>17856633
Bro this is fucking 4chan, get your IQ of 180 outta here

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1976-1977 London, for early punk rock shows. Sex Pistols, the Damned, the Jam, the Clash, the Smits, etc.

The SLITS, not the Smits. Goddam.

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>>17858240
kek! how bout a no... I'm a disgusting monster from the 5th dimension (picture is me)