wishmasters

>>17851351
http://wish.org/

>>17851359
Kek. But I'm serious anon. Any creatures, anything?

>>17851351
LET'S GO ON A JOURNEY

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>>17851450
Only this

>>17851504
Shit, now I have to catch a fucking monkey. This is hard but ok. Also my one wish is infallible

>>17851351
What do you want to wish for, OP?

>>17851507
Be careful with a monkey paw senpai. There is always a catch.

>>17851502
A JOURNEY THROUGH TIME

>>17851507
You haven't read the monkey's paw? Dude, it's a classic, and it's hella short. Read it now.

>>17851351
I have a genie in my pocket. If you rub it you may be granted a wish.

>>17852103
I'd do it

>>17852103
God shut up. I can't wait until summer is over.

Now this thread is a wish thread. Grant the wish above your post in a corrupted way, then make a wish of your own:

I wish for 10 million dollars

I know what i would wish for if i had a monkeys paw

>>17852212
10 thousand low income familys die to give you there money

>>17852212
But you cannot use vowels

Why would you want to deal with a wish-granter?
They're insane pedantic jew-x9001 rules-lawyers.

I wish i was a 450lb 25 year old so i could lay around and eat all day infront of a camera and turn a profit

25 yr old girl*