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Glitch in the Matrix

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I just had a Glitch in the Matrix.

So I just came up to my stupid, had a morning cigarette then went into the bathroom to brush my teeth, not before I threw my bottle of water on the second bed (pic related). It clearly left an imprint on the blanket as before I threw the bottle the blanket was completely smooth folded.

When I came out of the bathroom I couldn't find the bottle anywhere. I checked in front of the bed, on the sides, and even underneath. But then when I turned around (second pic related) and realized what had just happened.

Recently I have been watching Glitch in the Matrix Youtube videos to help me sleep, but this was too odd to of just happened.

Can someone help me explain this picture?
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>>17849117
2nd pic
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>>17849124

Maybe instead of figuring this out you can figure out how to get out of that shit hole. Fuck man.
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Hitler burned it
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>black guy with hitler poster
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>>17849117
Why do you have a framed picture of Hitler on the wall?
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>>17849138
>>17849135
I usually only stay in /pol/.

I also have a Nazi dagger.
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>>17849147
are you non-white ?
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>>17849154
Correct.

I recently made some decorative curtain buffers so the curtains wouldn't bang against the frame.

They face outside the window so that the neighbors can appreciate it as the curtains are often always closed.
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>>17849165
you do realize that hitler taught that you are subhuman ?
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>>17849147
Crazy. You're not a crazy person are you?
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>>17849173
No he didn't.

He trained our soldiers in Berlin, gave money so that my home country can set their first ever congress, they were allied and was trying to bring independence to us as they had liberated Africa under Rommel.
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>>17849117
You're experiencing glitches because your race and whom you deem idols is one huge fycking glitch
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>nignog thinks he's redpilled
This is a troll right?
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this is wild oh my god
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>>17849186

No, that's legitimately the kind of shit /pol/ subscribes too.
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>>17849165
Why don't you just drink your Nazi water instead of searching for the bottle that made you make this pointless fucking post?
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>>17849195
So he's a dumb conservacuck?
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>>17849117
>So I just came up to my stupid

So you're usually below the level of stupid displayed in your post, figures.
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>>17849211
*studio

My main phone is broken so I have to use my spare which has touchscreen and autocorrect issues,
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>so i just came up to my stupid

Wtf? I can see why you are confused. Everytime i come up to my stupid, theres always a glich. I seem to get dejavu or something, then the fucking machines know where i am. I have to pull off some insane karate tactics to avoid them, then hope to fuck that the land line rings.

Know what i mean?
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>>17849222
Word of advice: Never post a picture that is more interesting than your topic.
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>>17849117
God bless OP.
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>>17849180
Huh weird. I am Jewish person do you hate me?
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its probably a global jewish conspiracy. shlomo goldstein snuck into your apartment and moved your water bottle to let you know that nothing is safe from their grubby zionist paws.
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>>17849117
I didn't know that black nazis were a thing, the more you know
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>>17849339
they only hated certain races iirc

they even declared the Japanese to be honorary Aryans
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/x/ I've cracked the code. He obviously broke into an old Nazi's home and is posting on mobile. CAN'T FOOL ME TUTSI COCKROACH
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Never seen a nigger this retarded...
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>>17849117
It's called schizophrenia

get checked dude
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>>17849117
I love how everyone calls Hitler racist to this day. I am amazed how many people still things religion and race are interchangeable terms.

Anyway op, I think the nazi time machine project worked and some ss saw the swastika on a bottle and assumed he could take it.
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>>17849173

Hitler mainly only disliked commie slavs and jews. He had nothing against africans

clearly you have no idea who you are hating you fucking stupid liberal
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>>17850452
Half black, half German babies were called "Rhineland bastards". He hated blacks and yet you love hitler. Dumb fuck.
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>>17850452
Blacks were also sterilized so they couldn't reproduce.
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>>17849180
They did not liberate Africa lol. They took North Africa then got kicked out. Dumb hitler. Should have focused on the Soviets.
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>>17849135
Are you a Brazilian or Argentinian Nazi? Just curious. Nice dagger, btw.
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itt: butthurt libshits here to summon succubi
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>>17849117
>That
>Big
>ass
>Fucking
>Antenna
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>>17849117
Beautiful framed picture anon. May his soul rest in peace.
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>>17849117
I figured it out.

It's called confirmation bias.

This is what happened to you.

You must be a 33rd degree douchebag.
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>>17849117
nigger with a hitler poster.

fuck im dying
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>>17850929
delete THIS
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>>17850945
Oh shit...
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>>17849128
Not everyone is a Wendy's chef making $150k/yr
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>>17850992
Wow I like dat tracer's nude pic(intentional or what?)
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OP's antics aside, I have a story of my own to share.

It was some time during highschool that I was sitting behind my desk doing some school work when I heard the sound of something hitting the floor between my feet. I looked down only to find a piece of brick lying there. The one problem I have is, there is nowhere the brick could come from. I've told people about this but they either don't believe me or have their theories that don't make any sense. I keep the piece of brick on my desk now.
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>>17851198

Thank you for not making a thread about this.
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>>17849117
lol you're the type of scum Hitler was trying to eliminate
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>>17849117
unintentional confirmation bias
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ITT: anon trying to think of excuses to show of his (actually pretty sweet) nazi memorabilia
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>>17850639
That's why there was some blacks in the Wehrmacht.
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What a weird thread this turned into.
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I think the glitch is in your brain.
Hitler looked at your brown skin and decided there is definitely a problem.
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>>17849117
There are at least 2 other glitches going on here.
>your skin is black
>your finger looks like penis in thumbnail
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>>17849117
>A picture of Hitler
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>>17851909
It is a benis.
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