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please help im scared

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ok guys look im normally just a lurker on here but a ton of weird shit has been happening over the past few days and im really starting to freak the fuck out
it started as just bumps in the night and seeing things out of the corner of my eye and then i started to feel things playing with my hair or touching me and now actual physical shit is happening
like tonight i when i was having a shower and i started to brush my teeth and the FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH HAD BLACK FUCKING HAIR TWISTED THROUGH IT and NO ONE in my house has hair that dark
and the cats have been trying to follow me into the bathroom too, crying and banging on the door when i close it but refusing to come in
and usually when i leave the door open they'll come in and sit by the bath but lately theyve jsut been standing in the doorway and staring into one of the corners on the ceiling. theyve also been really jumpy and paranoid, somedays not even touching their food
and now tonight my baby brother just started screaming his lungs out when he was peacefully alseep for two hours, he even had tears streaming down his cheeks

look man, idk wtf is going on but im realy freaking out and i need some help or advice or SOMETHING PLEASE
didnt know what to use as a pic so its jsut one of my cats
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you're about to get pegged by long haired ghost grill, enjoy :^)
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also forgot to mention;
i woke up with a horrible fucking migraine this afternoon and have been feeling really nauseous throughout the day
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>>17840314
Cude cade :^)
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>>17840323
but i am grill
also that reminds me; i have this tube thing i use some nights (use your imagination) aand that was covered in fucking toothpaste or something
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Start taking video and pictures when you feel the presence of it...video would be ideal..pretty sure every phone has the option ..follow the cats they will lead you either away from it(film the location they are fleeing) or directly to it (film the location they are looking at)...got a baby monitor? Set it up and listen. ..record everything! If you happen to have a phone without video,keep snapping pics...good luck!
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>>17840329
beg pardon?
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>>17840334
Sounds like a prankster,not a ghost. ..and I have to ask...did you see the toothpaste before or after ????
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>>17840338
Cute cat.
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>>17840336
thanks man, i did take some video of them but i dont know how to upload those here (also im just talking through the whole thing)
the baby monitor does go off some nights when nothing's happening, but its downstairs so i dont know when it happens. ill ask mum later
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>>17840341
before =V im not sure what it was, but it seemed like toothpaste? took a while to wash off
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>>17840344
Upload to YouTube and post links here...safety first!
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>>17840347
That's weird. ..you'd definitely smell toothpaste if that's what it was....or hot/cold creams...could of messed up yer vagoo...could be you don't clean it every night(ewww!)..what's the household situation. ..would someone prank you?
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>>17840342
thanks! he's a fuckin lug tho
>>17840349
https://youtu.be/gf3rccg1IqQ nothing happens, but he wont come to me
>>17840363
we live in a good area, most of the neighbours are wealthy middle aged people who seem friendly enough. we've never had any break-ins or anything like that
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Any chances you saved the hair and could snap a pic?
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>>17840379
no sorry =/ i pulled it out and washed it down the drain. there was a whole lot though
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>>17840366
You should begin to treat your cat more like a human than a toy, it knows that you treat him like a toy so he won't really like you too much, if you begin opening up to him and really honestly treating him like you would your brother and your mother, he will start opening up to you and leading you to the demons.

Also, did you practice divination? Do you have occult books/ occult symbolism on clothing, covers etc in your house? It's probably all of the above, your house is infested with demons.

Also, do you fear what's going on around you? Or are you apathetic to it all?
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>>17840366
Are you poopin'? Ha! My cats are a bunch of dick heads too..most cats are
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>>17840390
g8 b8 m8
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>>17840401
>b8
I'm serious
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>>17840403
well in that case im fucking offended that you would even suggest that my animals are toys. they are socially alert and very caring animals and i dont believe ive ever treated them otherwise

secondly; no. i dont practice anything like that and we dont have any books/symbols/etc that have any connotation to the occult (my mum grew up in a strictly religious family who thought just saying 'satan' would get you sent to hell so shes not too keen on that stuff)

third: of course i do. why would i have asked for help if not? ive told my parents whats happening and they keep chokking it up to hallucinations. which, to be fair, i do have frequently, but its never been anything like this
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>>17840419
>Animals
There you go, treat them like you equal, like you treat equally your human associates, that means no resentment for to behaviour.

Well since you come out of a religious family, you really should start adhering to their religious and cultural principles, so I'd say if you want the demons gone you have to first, know how they're fucking with you, and secondly, looking into religious literature that deals with demons. Also, find podcasts on demons on the internet, they're there under christian titles but they work.
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>>17840441
*for their

Also forgot, when you masturbate, the demons polarize around your released essence, so they might be there to literally fuck you
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a>>17840441
well what do you want me to fucking say? im having a real bad fucking night and i have to deal with 4chan fuckheads im not really in the right headspace to talk about values or what the fuck ever.
i see animals to be higher than humans in all senses except for physical brain matter. i love them more than i love myself or even some of my fucking family

and no, im not ever getting back into religion again. it tore my family apart and subjected us all to years of torture and torment. im not doing that again.
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>>17840447
so youre saying there's a succubus in my bathroom?
also i have a condition that heightens my response to pain, so i actually cant come close to 'releasing essence'
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>>17840447
If demons materialized when you maturbate, most of /x/ would be straight up possessed by now.
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>>17840466
>Torture and torment
Found one of your demons. You see, demons are all things that possess your body and mind in a negative or inharmonious way, they reside in you in a way that you perceive them to be 'your own' thoughts and emotions, even memories. Resentment, fear and hatred are all demons, you should forgive your family for what they did and accept them for who they are; one in god's image.

Also, the Christians deal directly with spiritual warfare in a manner that's EXTREMELY easy to understand, if you don't want to get spooped, deus vult the fuckers with love AND involve your parents, you know, ask them for help.

Also, you're still not getting the point, the creator loves his creations all equally, you should do that too.
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>>17840477
im get the feeling that youre religious.
what religion, may i ask?
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>>17840482
I don't belong to any religion, but culturally I'm greek orthodox.

If you don't want me to use biblical terminology, I can use atheist terms.
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>>17840485
im not atheist, but i dont believe in an almighty being(s)
i have my own thoughts of how everything works but that not what we're here to discuss
if there is anything i can physically do that wont freak out my family (eg calling a priest or seomthing) please tell me
i have had an experience like this before a few years ago and that disappeared once we burnt sage around the house for a few days, anything like that you can recommend?
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>>17840489
Yeah, just maybe talk to a priest when you family goes to church or something. You shouldn't really be anxious about it.

Also, about the almighty being thing, well if you really want to know more about that, you have to go into the pythagorean sect because they pretty much cover it (God/The Creator) and it's manifestations (you).
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>>17840495
we dont go to church anymore, it was really traumatising to my mum
plus it was a church of Jehovah's Witnesses and we didnt have a priest
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>>17840499
Oh, my condolences, but you shouldn't turn away from faith, there are still good priest around (or at least there should be, we've lot's here) but in the event you want to avoid the satan worshipping 'christians' you should read through this:

http://www.exitsupportnetwork.com/artcls/mindctrl/lifton.htm
https://www.freedomofmind.com/Info/BITE/bitemodel.php

It explains what goes on in those circles in detail.

Still, you shouldn't look for people with 'extrasensory' ability, go and ask a priest, preferable one that is legitimate about their faith.
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>>17840511
right. thanks.
if theres anything else you can suggest that i can do to get rid of whatever might be plaguing my house please tell me
but for now i think i need to go to sleep. its 1:40 am and i feel like im gonna spew my spleen out
thanks for your advice, sorry for snapping earlier
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>>17840520
Just try to find out why the demons are materialising, it usually has to do with trauma/stress/anxiety but it could be something else. Since it's got something to do with your life personally, you need to find out that that thing is and fix it. Literature (preferable christian/islamic) on demons will help.

Also, you should be weary of staying up to late in front of your computer, not to be patronising but it might also be a part of why the demons are becoming visible to you. When you don't rest your body doesn't discharge unnecessary information and eventually makes you sick, it gets your liver especially.

That's all, hope it all ends well.
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>>17840534
thanks.
goodnight everyone
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i can hear a faint roar (?) coming from outside
its not a possum, they dont sound like that
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>>17840334
>(((((use your imagination)))))
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>not calling the cops
>not telling literally anybody irl
Every time
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>This whole thread.
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We "fuck heads" are trying to help you so why not unwad your panties pop a new tampon and chill
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>>17840314
Your cat's black.. Could it be the Toothbrush bandit?
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>>17841174
dude im not calling the cops just because of a few small things happening
and i sdid tell people irl, they just think its hallucinations and whatever
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>>17841259
i dont think so.. i keep my toothbrush tucked away and the hair was human (like it was long and stringy)
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>>17841177
woht?
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>>17841237
sorry dude i was having a bad night
i am very much open to any help now, as long as it doesnt involve religion or prayer or any shit like that
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>>17840334
> hi guys I am grill :)))) and just in case you're not paying enough attention to me, let me hint at masturbating myself too ;)
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OKAY WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK I JUST HAD A BATH AND MY FUCIING LEG LOOKS LIKE THIS
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>>17842477
your chakras are out of allignment.
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>>17842480
well then how do i fix that?
also on the tpoic of chakras; i did find a lapis lazuli crown chakra charm at the weekend market, could i use that in some way?
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>>17842477
Ghost leg hickey
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>>17842502
post vag quick so I can send powerful protection your way
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>>17842502
>>17842509
Yeah op listen to anon you need protection quick
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>>17842509
>original content
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>>17842524
look if youre not gonna help ou can fuck off back to /gif/
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>>17842477
blood vessels in your leg broke
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>>17842477
i cant tell if those are scratches or burns? looks painful m8
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Did this begin before or after getting the Charm? Who had it before you
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>>17842537
well thats mildly disturbing
>>17842540
i got it earlier in the year, cant remember exactly when, but ive had it for sometime so i dont think thats whats doing it.
and i got at a 'one mans trash another mans treasure' kinda stall
ive been looking for it btu my rooom is like fuckin hiroshima after little boy so i have no clue where it went
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Just meditate on your third eye if there is actually something messing with you you'll sense it
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>>17842539
i think its scratches, it doesnt hurt but its not going away
>>17842540
>>17842502
okay im looking up crown chakra charms as a reference but it looks nothing like the one i got? what i got was a blue crystal with white strong tied all around it. made it look like a shooting star
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>>17842556
how does one do that?
ive tried meditating before but i have severe anxiety so its hard to concentrate
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Listen to some soothing music without lyrics or some Gregorian chants. And focus on the spot that you see Indians put the red dot. Don't focus too hard if your mind drifts that's ok just slowly reel it back in to your third eye again. Don't worry about doing it wrong just don't try too hard
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>>17842they arent scratches it's a leg Hickey the blood vessels in your leg broke dont know why or how, might have been the water
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>>17842579
alright, ill try that when my parents come home, i have to take care of the dog for now
>>17842581
i dont have my baths very hight or hot, i dont like being in the bathroom anymore so i just wash my hair brush my teeth and get out asap. i do tend to scratch myself a lot but ive never seen anything like that happen
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>>17842581
a hickey can do the same thing but they are scratches, you can see scratch marks. skin isnt broken so there's no blood, but they are scratches. if you scratch yourself for too long or too hard they'll show up on you too.
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>>17842592
alright. well for now, is there anything i can do to make them go away? i dont really wanna have to explain it to anyone =V
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>>17842604
Not that I know of I suggest doing as an emo does to their arms and wear long pants to hide it makeup might help too
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>>17842615
fair enough. ill do that then. thanks
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>>17842604
i doubt anyone will care. just say you had a bug bite and scratched it too much
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And I think the best thing to do is have a priest bless the house even though I know you don't want to
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>>17842645
my mum wouldnt do that. plus we live in a small state and i doubt any priests would take us seriously
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>>17842657
May I ask how old are you?
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Op, do you ear voices whispering in your ear when you go to sleep?
I fear that a demon might be trying to impregnate you. Get a pregnancy stick and try it right now.
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>>17842677
ya funny
>>17842675
18. im not in a good place to be on my own rn, plus mum needs help with the baby and i dont have a job
tl;dr im a lazy college dropout who contributes nothing to society
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okay wtf i just heard a shushing noise coming from the baby's room
im going outside
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>>17842687
Hm, do you know of any place you can get holy water? If so spread it around the house and especially in the bathroom
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>>17842696
I don't know
My parents just got home, I'll go back inside
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>>17842687
Then Contribute tits to this thread!
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>>17842687
I'm not fucking joking.
You have been describing a lot of sexual harassment (except the hair in the tooth brush, I've never seen that).
But it's up to you to believe me or not.
Che Dio abbia pietà della tua anima.
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Hey wow man real fuckin spooky thread here 8^)

PSSSSYYYYCH
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>>17842694
Nigga GET THE BABY NOW
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>>17842687
You have a stalker. Also, bless the charm, bless oil, say a few words passing the charm to the next world, burn charm in holy oil.
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>>17842709
>>17842677
heres the problem with all that though; i recently found out that i am probably infertile
so im safe from rosemary's baby i guess
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>>17842687
>im a lazy college dropout who contributes nothing to society

No worries, friend. I'm 29 and am in similar situation. I dropped out over crippling depression mixed with monstrous drug and alcohol habits. I'm seeking my path.

You're gonna make it, Anon. We all are. You are not alone.
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>>17842711
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>>17842723
Like infertile, like you don't lay eggs, or infertile like you're acid on the inside?
Also, CALL POLICE!!
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>>17842708
yknow what i think ill take bathroom creeper demon over this thread. at least its trying to be seductive
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>>17842728
Not if she becomes kill during the rising action of this bread.
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>>17842735
>lay eggs
omfg
but for real, i just have rotten ones or something i guess?
also the police here aint gonna do shit, especially when they find out i suffer from hallucinatiosn and what not
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>>17842741
>41 ▶
>>>17842728
>Not if she becomes kill during the rising action of this bread.
the bread is rising
ghost is baker confirmed he is trying to knead my dough
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>>17842744
>Minor smirk had, you tried
Czeched
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>>17842749
someones gotta be jester man
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>>17842742
>Rotten ones
Nigga what??
>When they find out
Then don't tell them, it's not like you call them constantly or anyth....do you call them constantly?
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>>17842760
no. but theyve never done anything helpful before
also some eggs are just defective idk how to put it
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>>17842759
>Flic Elated
Take pictures before you die and become a glorious /x/ immortal!
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>>17842775
woht?
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>>17842771
>Defective on creation
Damn that's shitty
>Police don't do shit
Do you have neighbors or is someone home?
Take pictures first, but get out of there asap!
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Welp im going good luck op especially with the anons here now
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>>17842784
ikr? i think i'll be off soon too.
thanks for the help though bud
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>>17842783
we do have neighbours that i could go to in an emergency, but sadly its not that easy. theyll try to submit me to the psych ward or something
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>>17842782
I'm behind you. Can you feel me staring?
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>>17842794
why hello there
care to explain why youve been brushing your hair with my toothbrush?
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>>17842793
I'm within arm's reach...
I can feel the heat on your skin. Get ready for raep...
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>>17842742
>i suffer from hallucinatiosn and what not

Perhaps that has something to do with all this...hmmmmm...
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>>17842796
When I think about brushing myself with something that was in you mouth
>hhgg
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>>17842799
well yeah thats waht i was thinking but then
>hair in toothbrush
>weird marks on leg
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Congrats. You are officially the biggest attention whore on /x/.

Tits or gtfo.
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Need PICTURES OF GOST!!!
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>>17842802
Do you have pics of hairs?

If not do you have a bush?
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>>17842803
>hears the word 'girl'
>*tantrum*
im here to discuss something and look for solutions. so no
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>>17842809
This
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>>17842807
i havent actually /seen/ supposed ghost yet
>>17842809
>>17842816
sadly no, i pulled them out last night and washed them down the drain
you want a picture of my toothbrush or something??
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>>17842811
Leave the kid
>He can fend for himself
Run down street like your on marijuanas, you junkie/schizo.
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>>17842818
>Toothbrush
No,
1. take your cat in your hands
2. Walk around house with organic evil-radar
3. Record and sacrifice cat shield if necessary to get the results on this thread.
GO!
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alright this is just japes now.
well it was fun while it lasted
gnight folks
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>>17842811
> claims to be girl when irrelevant
> hints at masturbation for no reason
> talks about life issues that are also irrelevant (I.E. college dropout, being infertile)
> makes lame attempts at jokes
> replies to literally every reply even when they are nonsensical and need no reply

Nobody cares what sex you are, stop intentionally feeding trolls, everybody masturbates, and nobody wants to about your financial/educational status. Now stop grooming your cats with your toothbrush and don't shower with scalding hot water.
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>>17842717
Kek
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>>17840314
All your cats behavior is pretty normal for cats desu my cat does shit like that all the time and his staring into random corners of the ceiling bothered me before.
But we moved to several different houses and he still does the same thing with no other evidence of anything out of the ordinary.
Either they're listening to things too quiet for us to hear or they see something we can't.
But whatever the reason just know that this is a widely reported phenomenon and thousands have cat owners have noticed their cats staring at nothing.

All the rest of your cats' behavior is also completely normal behavior.
They like having doors open so they can come and go as they please even if they don't necessarily want to go in as soon as you open it.
Cats are weird okay.

Babies also cry at nothing all the time.

The only thing that isn't so easily explainable is the black hair in your toothbrush...
But there could be any number of reasons why that happened.
Hair gets stuck in toothbrushes all the time.

So other than you feeling like your hair is being touched (happens occasionally to me and other people as well) and a black hair in your toothbrush there really isn't anything out of the ordinary.

If you just look at those two things alone I don't really see any reason to be afraid of anything. Just paranoia and mind playing tricks on you because you're scared.
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>>17840314
Also demons/ghosts can't actually harm you.

I haven't heard of a single convincing case of a ghost killing or even injuring someone.

If you actually think there's a ghost/demon in your house the only thing to do is to pray and command it to leave.
Ghosts and demons fear God and flee in terror when commanded by His followers who are of strong enough conviction.
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>>17842998
yeah, thats why i started this thread. the marks on my leg and the hair in my toothbrush really freaked me out
>>17843010
t bh every time ive done that i feel like it gets worse (feeding delusions makes them stronger i guess?) but ive been sleeping with a salt lamp on and im gonna start taking my salt heart into the bathroom with me
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>>17843036
Doing all that Catholic shit doesn't do anything. Rituals, holy water, other shit etc does not work and I'm guessing it would make it stronger.

From what I understand of the Bible and the world ghosts are just demons trying to get in our heads.
The reason for this is that they want us to believe in the existence of ghosts so they appear to us as deceased people.
Why would they do that? To make us question whether or not what the Bible says is true.
"If my grandpa is a spirt haunting me, why is he here? Why didn't he go to heaven he was a good christian?'
"Maybe heaven doesn't exist..."
So that's why I believe people see ghosts... demons trying to make them lose faith in God.

You already mentioned that you're no longer a religious person so I'm guessing you don't actually have a lot of the Biblical knowledge required.

But it's not really that complicated... rituals and physical stuff like the Catholics believe in won't help you.

My dad had encounters with ghosts before...
Him and his friend were staying in a trailer together sharing rent when one night he heard foosteps walking up to his bed.
It sounded just like regular footsteps, completely convincing, so he assumed it was his friend.
He called out to him but there was no answer.
Later he found out that his roommate experienced the exact same thing and assumed it was my dad standing near his bed at night.
Both of them being Christians at the time, decided together to get out their Bibles and pray and basically commanding the demon to leave their trailer.
And it worked and they never were bothered again.

Basically what it takes to rebuke demons from your house is to
1. be a saved Christian having accepted Jesus as your savior.
2. The knowledge and understanding that as a child of God demons cannot hurt you and you have authority over them and
3. The faith and conviction to rebuke them from your house and never come back.
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>>17843036
If you don't have those 3 things I mentioned then the next best thing would be to have someone who does, contact a protestant Christian or a Catholic who doesn't rely on rituals.

In the meantime you could Google scriptures to help you and read those out aloud.

IMO from the evidence you've mentioned I don't really think there's anything of a spiritual nature happening in your house.
But I'm not you... I can't feel what you do.

Also take solace in the fact that even if you are a non-believer a spirit/demon can't actually hurt you...
Their only weapon is making you scared and affecting your mental wellbeing.
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>>17843068
>>17840511
why is /x/ trying to convert me to Christianity?
ive already said im not doing any of that shit
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>>17843080
Google scriptures related to rebuking demons and God's power over them and read them out loud*
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>>17843080
>thier only weapon is making you scared and affecting your mental wellbeing
i appreciate you trying to help but that counts as 'hurting you' yknow?
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>>17843086
Christianity is the only solution, unfortunately.
Nothing else works and paranormal beings will ruin your life if you don't have God on your side...

And I mentioned if you're not willing to become a Christian than find someone who is.

It's up to you whether or not you want to use the knowledge I've given you.
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>>17843097
I meant physically... as in injuries or dying.

I just figured it would help to know that what you're afraid of can't actually physically harm you.
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>>17843103
>>17843099
i understand, and i thank you
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>>17843109
Yep, no problem, I'm mostly just here for the spooky stories, but you seemed like someone genuinely in need of help.

I hope you find a solution to your problem and I'll pray for you :)
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>>17843127
I'll pray for you too.
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>>17842744
*unzips bench blade* Pastry chef here, ghosts are cool with me. Knead your dough? Heh.you're fully proofed and scored, so you're getting baked at 340 for a half hour. Tch, like the yeast you've served your purpose. Call me the Baker King Midas, because all I bake turns to golden brown. *vanishes in a poof of pastry flour as the steam engulfs you*


I guess I don't KNEAD to say anymore teehee
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>>17843127
>>17843133
thank you both very much =)
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>>17843139
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>>17843152
Sorry, was just trying to make you laugh. I'm in a rut myself.
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>>17843170
sorry to hear that bud =/
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>>17843184
Thanks. I hope you are able to resolve the situation you face!
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>>17842723
And so was Mary a Virgin
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>>17843216
are you saying im going to birth the 2nd incarnation of jesus or the antichrist
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>>17843227
no, of course not!
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>>17843229
What were you saying then?
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>>17843231
You need to post your obsessed tits so we can discuss your problem further
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>>17843236
I'm not OP and I don't have tits.
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This is a common occurrence in florida

I can't explain further if needed
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>>17843257
i live in australia
on a side note, this exact series of events happens often in florida? well i'll be
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>>17843277
Did you use your toothbrush to masterbate? That's why it had black hair nigga, shave dat bush.
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>>17843324
>jokes
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>>17842454

I tried to upvote your comment.

le internet! lol! xD
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>>17840476
Have you read half of the posts on here? I would assume that yes, a shit ton of people that pleb through occult shit end up having a shit ton of attachments. Maybe some more 'benign' or less powerful than others.
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>>17842723
This bitch has a lot of illness, woman what is stopping you from Killing yourself?
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>>17840314

sorry ill stop now
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>>17843086
What's yer beef with religious beliefs? I'm not religious at all and believe religion is for sheep and blinds people to the truth of the world. ..I don't need a bible to tell me right from wrong...I believe science can justify any occurrences happening to you...first off hallucinations? ? Rule out hearing things and seeing things..are you medicated? Also depression and anxiety meds will mess you up pretty good...mixing doses and improperly balanced meds can turn your brain into fireworks causing all kinds of trouble for you nervous system and a shit ton of mental side effects. ..cats being weirdos? Completely normal. ..unless they hiss or freak out like something is going to hurt them (when they fluff and hiss)..burn some sage and see your doctor. ..tell him your meds are messing with you. ..best advice. ...this sucks, was hoping for something paranormal
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Looks like you forgot to repost in 10 more comments
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I'm just gonna go drink bleach its better than these spoops in my house
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actual OP here
just a small update;
nothing else has happened so far, but the bathroom stinks?
i just noticed it this morning when i went to have a bath; in the corner of room the shower is in it smells like rotten eggs or seomthing. we do have a fan above the shower but its never stunk like that before
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>>17846729
Do you have salt in the house?
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>>17840471
>also i have a condition that heightens my response to pain, so i actually cant come close to 'releasing essence'
You can't get off?
Holy shit your life is bad.
Idk if I believe in anything on /x/ but when I was a kid I did.
I used to love going upstairs to play (we had a huge house) and at some point I started to feel real uncomfortable like I was being watched. I never felt terrified of going up there at first but after maybe 10 months of that feeling intensifying I would refuse to go up there. However i had a lot of my stuff upstairs and would need to make trips. I started seeing smlegit shadow figures and heard doors shut up there when no one was there. One day I swore I got pushed down the set of stairs (didn't fall, ended up catching myself in a run) my mom got scared and said: you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. So she went upstairs with holy water and demanded that everything leave and it settled down.I don't know if any of it was real or not but it seemed to stop and after getting over the hesitation I was able to move up there when my sister was born.
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>>17846748
well yeah, cooking salt and stuff. i have a salt heart and salt lamp if they'll do anything
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>>17846729
Holy fuck OP, it could be a gas leak.

That would explain the cats not going in.

Ask your dad if he could check it out, a natural gas leak in your house is 300 time scarier than toothpaste on your dildo and could kill your fanily.
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>>17842998
>All your cats behavior is pretty normal for cats desu
>desu
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>>17846729
That's the smell of sulfer bro. You've a got a demon on your hands
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>>17846771
No that's the smell of propane and propane accessories. OPs house could be a fucking disaster waiting to happen!
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>>17846767
>>17846773
holy shit i didnt consider that
i dont know if we have any gas things though, we just have a regular wood fire
>>17846770
yeah for something 4chan changes 't b h' to 'desu'
>>17846771
well fuck
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>>17846773
parents say we dont have any gas pipes or anything
we do have a peace lilly in the bathroom, could it be that?
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>>17846784
No idea about the lily, and glad to hear your house isn't full of dangerous and flammable fumes. More than likely the smell is digestion related.

Anyway, I may be able to debunk your hair issue. You have a black cat, cats shed. It could just be cat hair in all honesty. Paranoia can make normal things seem more strange then they are.

I have husky and its almost like it rains hair in my house. I find it everywhere, even in the bathroom, the one room my dogs don't enter.

As for the dildo thing, it could be vaginal fluids. You said your room is a mess so I'd assume your not washing that thing off every time
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>>17846762
I have no idea what a salt heart is.

But anyway, if this isn't a gas leak, then I suggest trying this. Take salt, and sprinkle it on your windowsills as if to make a line to block something. Also go to the bathroom and make another one around the stinking area just to make certain, a semi-circle if it's in the corner like you said. If you want to be extra careful about getting marks in your sleep again or whatever, do another around your bed.

Salt is a good all around deterrent for this type of thing. If something really is messing with you and it doesn't have a physical form(or even if it does, cases vary), salt will likely keep it away.

Also, intent is important. You don't have to walk through your house screaming THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU, but while you're placing the salt I recommend(unless somebody is close by to think you're crazy, since I think you mentioned being worried about that) saying out loud that nothing that means you or your family any ill is welcome, and -mean it-.

>>17846784
First page of google pulled this.
http://homeguides.sfgate.com/plant-pot-water-smells-like-rotten-eggs-90011.html

Could be plant, could be something else. Check for the stuff listed in this article and remove the plant from the bathroom to see if the smell goes away over time with it done. I'm just going through catch-all methods.
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>>17846826
Oh wait, you said that the mark happened in the bath. Hm. Get some bath salts and use those next time as well.
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Is OP kill?
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>be dude
>Post about ghosts and maybe some shit up in my life
>lol faggot go

>Be grill
>Post about ghosts and shit up with my life
>I hope you get through it!

I-I don't need you anyway /x/ ...b-baka!
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>>17847953
I'd have tried to gib help, famalam.
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>>17840314
http://pastebin.com/xMQ9wAwW

This is your chance to see the power of Jesus Christ.

Listen to praise songs and praise Jesus Christ. They will leave. You might feel anger well up inside you but keep singing until it leaves. I won't tell you what that means. Its not important. I will pray for you.
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Joe. If you're reading this you're a faggot
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>>17840314
Sounds like you have carbon monoxide poisoning. get an alarm for your room/house and see a doctor asap. Don't leave it another day cos that might be too late.
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another small update
bathroom doesnt stink anymore, may havejust been something in the fan?
i took my salt heart with me last night and submerged it for a minute (needless to say its deformed now) but that seemed to calm things down a bit?
they oppressing atmosphere in there seems to have lifted too
i dont know if its completely gone yet, but thanks to everyone who helped!
>>17847553
not yet
>>17847953
sorry to hear that bud. what do you need help with
>>17846810
>id assume your not washhing that thing of everytime
tiggered
although my room is a mess i am very cautious of hygiene concerning the Vagánia
>>17849216
OH
well ill be sure to check in with the doc asap
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>>17849390
Sorry bit abrupt there, mentioned Carbon Monoxide cos it reminded me of this post when I was accidentally on reddit last year.

>https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/
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>>17849469
>'accidentally' on reddit
admitting your sins is the first step to redeeming them
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>>17849390
Did you take the plant out/check it for rot, or did it go away on its own?

Glad the salt had an effect, I figured that might do something if something spooky is really going on. Salt is a pretty all purpose way to protect yourself from things.

Like other anon said, go to a doctor just in case, because CO is worse than what any spook will likely do to you either way.

Keep using salt when you bathe in that room.
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>>17850480
yeah, im not going anywhere without that heart
We've had that plant in there for years and nothings' happened with. maybe theres just some mould or something?

one last question; can CO poisoning be related to intense muscle pain? i feel like the tissue under my shoulder blade is being torn apart its fucking horrible
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>>17850524
...It can be. I have no idea what timezone you're in or where you are, but if it's day, go to a doctor and/or get a detector literally now. If not, first chance you get.

Like I said, not sure what it is 100% just from these anecdotes, but you want to be safe from anything like this higher priority than supernatural stuff either way.
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>>17850612
GP is on leave for a few weeks
plus i dont have the money =/
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>>17850619
You can probably get a shitty CO alarm for like 20 bucks?
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>>17850619
OP why are you willing to do stupid superstitious shit but you're not willing to use religious methods that have been well documented to actually work?

You have some major mental/emotional. issues if you rather be tormented by paranormal stuff than try religion again.
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>>17850732
basically, yeah
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>>17850732
>religious methods
>not superstitious shit
Come on, religious method don't have a monopoly. Salt as was suggested is similarly well known to be effective, as well as other methods.

I don't want to turn this thread into a shitshow, but the main thing that matters is the intent behind the method and will. For some people, using religious imagery and the like is the best way to channel this because it's what they know. If OP is against religion to the point where she'd be unable to throw her faith behind it properly, then she's right to go with something else.
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>>17850755
threads already a shitshow my man, im abandoning
but thanks for defense =)
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>>17850755
no there's only one reality. Either you believe reality is defined by science and nothing more or you believe in some sort of religious system.
Believing that spirits are afraid of salt is some sort of pagan superstitious belief.
It will not work.
There is no "equally valid" either atheism is right or one religion is right and all other religions and belief systems are wrong.
If you actually believe spirits exist and are afraid of salt than science must have no place in your life...

There's no in between.
All views of reality contradict each other and each view has different rules.
you can't pick and choose and mix and match unless of course you don't actually believe in anything and just let your emotions rule you and do whatever is most convenient to suit your emotional needs of the day.

I can't believe people actually think salt will do anything but make your food taste better. it's a mineral. not magic.
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>>17850760
gl, if you're not continuing in thread then just hit doctor when you can.

>>17850785
That's nice.
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>>17849150

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnTL1L8a6YI

This is your chance to see the power of Satan.

Listen to praise songs and praise Satan. So many will come you will feel whole again. You might feel happiness well up inside you but keep roaring like a fucking man until it leaves. I won't tell you what it means because you're too fucking stupid. I will pray you suffer eternal!
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>>17840314
Time to live run and live somewhere else for a few days
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>>17849196
Fuck you
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>>17849480
underated
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Behold, the hour cometh, yea, is now come, that ye shall be scattered, every man to his own, and shall leave me alone: and yet I am not alone, because the Father is with me.

33 These things I have spoken unto you, that in me ye might have peace. In the world ye shall have tribulation: but be of good cheer; I have overcome the world.
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>>17842454
Winner winner chicken dinner
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>>17851659
nothing profitable will ever happen between me and these dark forces until open and honest communication takes place somehow and someway
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>>17840476
Damn straight my nigga
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>>17851659
the dark forces are y'all in all of your corrupt communication

i am against you
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>>17851667
You talking about my reply to the dildo reference? Or are you talking about OPs demon problem.

If it's the latter, I had a dark entity attached to me at one point. My whole personality got darker. Still suffer from that shit (like flashbacks), but I deal. It used to be worse.
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>>17851673
I understood about half of that. Are you mad because I took a Jesus Daily shitpost and fixed it with the wonders that is Gimp?

aintpayin4photoshop.ps
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>>17840485
>culturally I'm greek orthodox
Καλησπέρα φίλε, it's good to see some fellow greeks in here. Have a nice day.
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You gotta vape
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>>17852014
only phat ass clouds and thicc rips will scare away these dil-demons
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>>17840314

mira is that you?
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>>17851703
Go fuck a melon.
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>>17852302
True, true
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>>17840314

Know anything you might have done to trigger these events?
Get your house blessed(duh)
>I think its more than 1 entity
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ew man what a bitch. why would you come here for help just to reject anyone who tries to give you any sort of help? you're very obviously a mentally unstable bitch who needs attention. go fuck yourself with that toothpaste thing or whatever the fuck you was talkin about.
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>>17842507
Kinky!
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>>17840314
if you live out in the middle of no where its a mkultra styled psy ops mission to scare you out of the house because the government wants the land cheep not retail value like if they have to buy it through the law of imminent domain so they hope you leave and it sits on the market for a while and you lower the price a few times

they probably named the mission something stupid like operation scooby doo

you probably got something like copper on your land but having mineral rights doesnt mean a whole lot if they dont have the owner of the lands permission to mine it
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