Cthulhu

You get eaten first.

>>17835808
Tentacle Rape

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>>17835808
You may learn about the fictional creature from the works of his inventor, the author H.P. Lovecraft.
Isn't that just so cool?

>>17835808
Cthulhu isn't real, literally a work of fiction. Fake and gay.

>>17835818
This.

You may go a bit mad, but you will have a touch of doom that can reanimate the dead. Cthulhu's just a big necromancer, nothing more. Same for the rest of the elder gods, they're all actually wizards, just millions of years old.

>>17835808
A huge tentacle will lovingly fondle your prostrate at night.

Also you will attract cthulhoid shemale succubi to your dreams.

I know. I have worshipped Cthulhu since age 12 and my prostrate is completely smashed. Anus? I have to wear diapers.

But the cthulhoid shemale succubi are totally groovy. I love their tentacle shedicks in my anus at night.

>>17838030
>prostrate

>>17835808
About as many as worshipping my little pony.