SCP thread? favorites, stories, videos etc?

Now that shit was fucking stupid.

SCP-087 is the only thing that mildly interested me.

>>17833609
What's this?

>>17833870

The SCP Foundation is a collaborative writing website that describes the exploits of the SCP Foundation, a FICTIONAL organization responsible for containing entities, locations, and objects that violate natural law.

>>17833947
Do you reckon the Government could have organizations like this IRL?

Like the Men in black?

>>17833963
Sure, things like SCP creatures/items/whatever aren't real so yeah sure.

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Best is still 002.

Nothing has topped that, although all of the first season bar a couple are god-tier.

QUICK, name your favourite SCP.

093 by far. Very intriguing and had a blast reading it.

Honorable mention:
2722 because the very idea of a starship that appears just to save a race from fucked up shit is interesting. And it has a giant wave motion cannon.

>>17834385
Fuq, That's hot.

Anyone know which SCP it is, it's a combination of I think 3 SCPs that go together to form the story of a chained god of some sort

>>17833609
>come across house in the woods
>safe place to rest symbol
>symbols compromised symbol also there
>"Oh, guess ill move on"
>"Wait... what if the SCP put both there"
>"That would mean it actually IS safe there...but..."
>its getting dark
>decision has to be made

wat do?

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>>17833609
so fucking cringey...GUYS ITS NOT HUMAN. lmao.

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>>17834219

>>17835118
>'symbols compromised'
>next to it, another 'symbols are compromised'
>fuck

my favorite is 682. all the stories are pretty funny
like when they asked God to kill it and he straight up refused

>>17833609
kind of reminds me of the hobo codes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobo#Hobo_signs_.28symbols.29

>>17835512
>tfw anti-memetic SCP shields your awareness of the 'symbols compromised' symbol
>can't even draw it to save your non-doomed team

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-123-j

>>17833609
I like how they always write black/female characters as stereotypical assholes.

>>17836306
Top kek

>come into room with one moving light
>rest of the room is dark
>stay in the light
>you walk under the light and stay under it while it moves
>halfway through, you look down
>"symbols compromised"

Scp-297
>mind blown

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>>17833609
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-166

>>17834998
The Broken God?

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>>17833681
I never cared for any of it. Always felt like a bunch of creepypasta fanfics. "Do-It-Yourself Lovecraft."

>Hey, you guys, you know that Skinny Guy meme? Let's do our own! A million times! It's Men in Black for monsters! Yeahhh! Put a number on all of them!

A catalogue of actual folkloric monsters would be far more useful.

>>17839220
i would like to see this catalogue

>>17834172
2000 is legendary.

>>17834219
RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING

>>17835163
God this one is good

000-j The Official SCP Sales Catalogue

General Questions
Is SCP real?

No. We are a creative writing website. All the SCPs are fictional. The Foundation is fictional.

How can I join the SCP Foundation?

Go to our Join Page. Remember to follow all the instructions.

Can the memetic hazards hurt me? Will I die if I ignore a security warning? Will anything happen to me in real life from reading these pages?

No. The "memetic hazards" are just random pictures. The security warnings are just to tell the reader how much the Foundation thinks these things are important and scary. They're not real.

I saw an SCP! / I think I am an SCP! What do I do?

No, you didn't. SCPs are fiction that we wrote. Also, we are not a roleplaying site!

Do you all write this stuff, or did someone else?

We wrote all this stuff. We are a community of writers.

>why doesn't /x/ have this kind of a disclaimer? Years ago, /x/ used to be the most creative board on 4chan. Now it's a shitty roleplaying board.

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914 is a machine that I need, 748 blew my mind, 1981 is legit creepy, 2682 is amazingly weird and lovecraftian yet silly, 2030 and 1733 sound like awesome shows.

>>17835163
desu probably my favorite. Sucks that it didn't give a lot of info/closure on the red setting.

>>17833609
how do they even capture these monsters if they are so world ending?

www.scp-wiki.net/scp-590
Dr. Brights brother

>>17842398
Funny, I was thinking they would have a green mile SCP

I can't remember which SCP it was where there was a temporal portal in a normal house, and when you entered it it was a plain with a single dirt road and you had to cross to the other edge to get out which took like billions of years, but you never got tired or hungry.

What number was that one?

>>17843396
Found it, 2503. Nevermind

>>17841588
Read first. Not all of them are world-ending, they don't really capture all of them but use any neasure possible to prevent knowledge of anomalies, everything in captivity have some form of restriction allowing containment, and not all anomalies are contained or even known about.

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>mfw SCP-2513

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Holy shit they turned Mr. Bones wild ride into a SCP.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2183

>>17845382
This one is 10/10

>I'll fucking kill you, you fucking backstabbing elephant-riding son of a bitch!

anyone remember which number was the one of a a clone of one of the facilities where everything was an labelled scp for the clones, and when they capture an actual agent they labelled him as keter?

i just can't find that number anymore. idk why, maybe it was deleted?

http://www.nature.com/articles/srep00250?message-global=remove&WT.mc_id=FBK_SciReports Try this to creep your shit my senpai name is moris he he he

>>17846754
Rollplayer trash

SCP-711 is an interesting paradox

I had a vision of the a story. It was literally the words "SCP-147". That's how i found out about this. Idk why it lead me to the site and what the story SCP-147 has to do with anything

I haven't read any in a while, but my favorite was the SCP that was a tiny door to another dimension. The foundation basically kills off most of the dimension's population by accident, and they spend the rest of their lives trying to take revenge by nuking and sending nanobots through the portal.

>>17835159
that could be useful for times when a creature masquerades as a human, like skinwalkers n shit

A Common Raccoon.

I feel like it should be a joke scp.

SCP-500 pills that can heal everything
"SCP personnel below Level 3 are now banned from handling SCP-500. This is not to be used to cure a hangover. Get AIDS and then ask permission."

>>17852266
It's just a really, really, really annoying raccoon or something.
That would be pretty funny.

Scp-2317 is great

>>17839118
is this one a succubus trying to be chaste?

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>>17833947

>>17839118
I'd tap that
I'd tap that so fucking hard

>>17839451
why does that image make me feel bad?

>>17835578
someone pls make yellow and write "Don't Tread on It" underneath

>>17835159
not as cringey as posting seinfeld pics

>>17839220
define "actual"
define "useful"

>>17835535
i was going to say that!

SCP used to be good, but then all the fanfiction kids from tumblr and other similar sites found it

>>17833609
Not SCP related but there is an ARG going on right now called HOOH that is pretty fucking cool. Its allot like SCP but way more vague.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQHSzkDDVNx1DSjXpfNUD1A

Is there any SCP story about the space suit man that appears sometimes in paranormal stories or sci-fi?

>>17855237
Ever since the main character Civakan got a twitter account I've kind of lost interest. The earlier videos are very cool though

I forget the number, but The Deer is a hell of a read. It also unfortunately shows how autistic the SCP community is, and how creativity-stifling they tend to be.

While some are shitty fapfics, other can be really fun/interesting, ESPECIALLY if they have good test/exploration logs with them.
The game can be fun too, to be honest.


I just wish they'd explored the rival organizations a bit more.

Whats the one where it's a DVR of a basketball game and everyone there is aware that the game keeps being reset?

>>17857110
1733

>>17857127
>>17857110
that one's fucking crazy

What some good SCP for some good fuck

>>17836602
Was spooped 5/7

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>>17855029
>define "actual"
Things that weren't made up by the internet, which have a history within certain cultures. Things that were (and perhaps still are) believed in and feared.
>define "useful"
Useful for academic purposes, possibly defensive if Hell freezes over and it turns out they actually exist.

>>17835163
Which one is this?

>>17833609
My favorite is the one with the communist spiders.

If I remember correctly, the "don't blink" scp was first, right?

>>17858529

The Red Sea Object or the Dead Sea Object... I forget which..

Love that one though, could see a movie made from it or a game.

>>17858572
Not really.

>>17858529
Holy shit it's right in the filename make an effort ffs

>>17858572

Can't remember if it was first, but it was definitely one the early ones and pretty much the one that made SCP popular. I remember being in the first threads about it.

>>17858572
No, it isn't nearly the first one. But some dude made vidya out of it which was an indie success so that one has become the most popular.

Its a shame really. The best stories are not the ones involving straight up, one note creatures, but the very existential and trippy stories.

>>17858892
How's the game btw?

I heard that now it has a lot of different SCPs

>>17858901
If you like the stories, you will love the game.

>>17858901
It's pretty fun, especially if someone else is there to watch. A lot of things to do/get killed by, and while the graphics aren't the best, the atmosphere is fucking incredible. Pulls you right in

>>17858901
it's good, play it.

>>17833609
The objective best one is that America gun that shoots super patriotic American eagles. Anyone know that one? They should really put in that game imo.

>>17858892
I actually believe it IS the first one. It says on the page listing it (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series#100) that it is the original.

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>The old medical equipment that sends you to an allegedly compeltely empty version of Earth for years at a time

>The gigantic sleeping sea creature

>The pool that can send you to fucking outer space

>Everything about 231

>The "Mother"

>The Ronald Reagan tape

>The comedy show with missing people in it

>The 3 tapes that give off varying states of mental instability

>The door with the monster behind it that will straight up just destroy humanity at some point and there's nothing that can be done

First reading all of these a few months ago was a fun ride

I enjoyed:
-the one about the machine that could upgrade/downgrade things put into it, a lot of good ideas there
-the endless stairwell with voices, straightforward, but creepy
-the blood pool/river storyline. long compared to other entries but, a good short story
-various other continuity references and the general idea
-can't remember any numbers, read the most of the site back before it broke 1K
-???
-profit

one of the newest ones I liked was that SCP that's suposed to be a gigantic machine in Jupiter's Red spot that's slowly reconstructing itself and was initially headed towards Earth.

>>17839220
>A catalogue of actual folkloric monsters would be far more useful.
Can you recommend a good one?