Alien Discussion thread

>They don't have ears
>Their heads are always big, why?
>They always look slimy
>They don't wear comfy sweaters
>Do aliens have famous aliens in their culture?
>Do they even have culture?
>Do they eat? Why are they so skinny?
>Why do UFO's have lights if they don't want to be seen?
>Why are they green, seriously?
>How do they mate and have sex if there's clearly nothing down there?
>Why do they have long fingers, that's weird.
>What's with anal probing and for what purpose?
>What's with the fascination with sheep?
>Crop circles, why?

Just invade us, you green tall people.

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>>17817276
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Hi, alien here.

>They don't have ears
We do, they are in our bellybuttons and we actually have supersonic hearing to transmit messages to other belly buttons.

>Their heads are always big, why?
Because our brains are big. You don't have a big head to support a big brain, because you simply are incapable of having one.

>They always look slimy
We like to use lube on our bodies as a form of sunscreen because when we get close to earth our shields do not protect us. The lube shines and helps us become protected from the sun rays in order to be at our best position on earth.

>They don't wear comfy sweaters
We do, but only at home in our sensuality pods and with our other beings. They are not like your sweaters. We wear them over our faces and legs to help us with maximum warmth. These are called Eneubas.

>Do aliens have famous aliens in their culture?
Yes, but we shall not talk about 'it'.

>Do they even have culture?
Yes.

>Do they eat? Why are they so skinny?
We don't need to eat, because once we claim world domination over earth and the entire universe, we will have food for life and make up exactly what we have lost over starvation through the years.

>Why do UFO's have lights if they don't want to be seen?
So we can be seen and thought about. So you can be prepared for us to come.

>Why are they green, seriously?
We were born this way. Why are you black, yellow, brown and white?

>How do they mate and have sex if there's clearly nothing down there?
Our bellybuttons can hear other mates calling for us. When we hear someone calling to us in a sexual manner, a tube extends through our stomach and out our bellybutton into theirs and gives us a tingly satisfying sensation. We call this the Peenaoao.

>Why do they have long fingers, that's weird.
We have large brains. Snot is made up of mostly brain matter. We really just need them to pick our noses.

>What's with anal probing and for what purpose?
We don't. You just have a fascination with ass.

>What's with the fascination with sheep?
We don't like sheep. We approve of human meat.

>Crop circles, why?
They're pretty. It's art.

"aliens" are demons, Crowley confirmed this

>>17817307
Evidence?

The real question is, why would aliens even invade? They're fucking aliens. They shouldn't have to wage a war on humans. They should just be able to click a button and wipe us out.

>>17817307
alien, just means from wnother plane of existance, it could be from the stars or another dimeneion, like demons.

another definition, just means "not from here" which is how the US yovernment defines illegql immigrants

though, the term demon usually implies malveolent intent or subterainian context

well, for one they're 9x outta 10 depicted as humanoids

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>>17817329
LAM
Interdimensional not Extraterresteral

Can anyone else update some facts? Is there a reason why aliens are always shown to look exactly similar to the way other people think they look like?

>>17817307
that movie '4th kind' thinking about it, seems more like demonic possession then aliens

Why are they naked?

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>>17817739
The LAM visited me once his the most powerful being i have ever encountered from time shifting to anything he wish to accomplish he can move into the 3rd dimension to 4th as he wishes he also is a big believer in control over his own powers he/she idk is extremely feeling-less i would say? he granted me a wish and i asked for wisdom and the truth.

no human is as wise as he is.

Not that any of you young fucks will remember, but The Flinstones and The Jetsons had regular appearances by The Great Gazoo, which was basically a small green alien that closely resembled a modern grey.

This was from the fucking 60s.

>>17817256
The fact that people still think they are from another planet when in reality they are actually demonic entities and the whole world is being deceived.

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>>17817739
>LAM
>>17818090
also this is what he looks like
his a bit grayish color and will paralyze your entire body using different frequencies until he finds the weakest one for your brain it will hurt your entire brain and he will only look at you inside your brain your vision wont work too well he will show himself inside your brain and will speak to you inside as well.
you are free to move around but only inside your mind the parallel universe that he moves around is completely under his order.

he wont say anything other then who you are.

He came and looked at me and said:
You arent the smartest
i begged and said please give me wisdom and knowledge i beg you please i need to know show me the path
he moved around me and did something to be body
and left.

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>>17818102
lies Earth is not alone.

>>17818102
Those from other planets are probably just like us, as in they are unable to make contact with other planets containing intelligent life due to distance and not having the technology yet.

>>17818105
Dude just probably has the most massive headaches in exist, so he freezes people who would otherwise freak out. I mean really--imagine you could mind control dogs into not barking at you when you walked by. Wouldn't you? Even a greenpeace super vegan would be tempted to silence a dog that was barking so loud it literally caused damage to your ears.

Now just imagine the typical human response to something they can't comprehend. *yip yip YIP YAP YAP EEE EEEEEEEEE*

>>17818170

I'm actually OK with the current perception of the alien grey.

An alien being that was etheric, ascended etc, would in my mind be pretty close to actual divinity. Granted they greys are god tier intelligent, that they haven't transcended the physical mortal coil yet tells me they are not all powerful.

>>17817307
mosted retarded "theory" ever

>>17817353
I feel like the only reason they would invade is to be douchebags. There's nothing on earth besides dumb talking monkeys that they wouldn't be able to find anywhere else. that's what bothered me about independence day, they wouldn't need to exterminate a species to get the planets resources, there are billions of others with more resources and no life they could pick.

>>17817307

agreed on so many levels

>>17817256

Aliens just showing the fuck up completely naked....no pressure suits....just walking the fuck around breathing the same air as we do.....no concern for viral or bacterial contamination.

>>17817307

No, they're aliens, not "demons".

Just because people in the past were fucking retarded and couldn't grasp the concept of interstellar travel doesn't mean that we have to continue using their ignorant terms and expressions.

Anyone who's still hung up on whether they're real needs to get over it. What we have to figure out is how to defend whatever it is that we have left.

>>17821002

You're making urself look silly. The people who are saying this now are not harkening back to the old days of demons. They are seriously trying to tell you that WE ARE BEING DECEIVED regarding the nature of non-human beings.

So-called 'aliens' will be the explanation for anything overtly spiritual or phenomenal happening in the years to come.

>Oh, you just had an experience?
>Oh, that was just aliens arriving and announcing their presence...

>Oh, time stood still for 15 minutes and you saw the state of your soul?
>Every mistake you ever made?
>Every bad thing you ever did and WHY it was bad???
>Oh, that was aliens showing you those things.

>>17821611
No mate, you're both retarded.

What they thought was demonic attacks in the past and they think is alien abduction today is just sleep paralysis.

I'm sorry reality isn't as stupid as you want it to be.

>>17821611
Well, whatever. Even so, don't you think it would be beneficial to put some embassies in place to establish a dialogue with "hell," or whatever not-planet you think the not-aliens are from? Naming a culture after mythological beings is kind of a derpy move to begin with. The normal thing to do would be to name them after whatever noise they use to refer to their own place of origin.

The severe lack of ayy lmao

>>17821621

Very wrong. Instances of 'sleep paralysis' are demonic in nature.

You will realize this as fact by the end of 2017. Everyone will be openly approached by a demon (in whatever form you might accept the approach)...

Good luck.

>>17821611
Shove your religious "demon" bullshit straight up your gullible ass, child.

>>17817276
They can't. Alien civilisations have much lower populations than human and can't breed as fast

They don't have the numbers to man a full scale assault

fucking classic picture op. like it very much.

>I must add, they clone people from all walks of life there and chain them down to stainless steel corpse tables or drug them so they can't move, send people into the room dressed up as aliens hollywood quality makeup and make them think they're having an alien abduction, they even dye chicken skin grey and stretch it over a mask for realism, perform medical "experiments" on them cutting them up, perverts anal probing them and raping they're limp bodies, these victims wake up and think they've been abducted by aliens but don't know where to turn, and are embarrassed, the victims even sometimes try to videotape themselves while they sleep, to prove theyve been taken, to no avail, they're not taken, they've been cloned by the most disgusting perverts in the world... the scum even videotape these abductions to watch later as sick demented porn,... this happens more often than you can imagine, they just keep doing it to random people over and over and over...
Donald Marshall

>>17822059
Wayne Morris:
Do you think that people in groups trying to bring about global control are planning a take-over attempt at a certain point in time, or do you think they will continue this New World Order more gradually as they have been doing through expanded economic blocks and so forth?

Fritz Springmeier:
It's a combination of gradual, spiced with some cataclysmic events. From the vantage point of being a planner, and having the actual plans and details, you would see that things are being implemented on a continuous basis. For instance, I have mentioned previously that the Panama Canal and Suez Canal were planned by the Illuminati back around 1800 if not before. Those were things they wanted to implement on the way to a New World Order.
When you see cataclysmic events occur, let's say there is a nuclear exchange or aliens all of a sudden arrive, they seem cataclysmic and instantaneous to those of us who are the common people. But the planning for these events has gone on for a long time. So yes, it will be gradual, if you are looking at the implementation of these plans - but the appearance of some of these things will be rather cataclysmic. In order to bring in the New World Order as they would like to implement it, they want us to ask them to bring in what they want. So for instance in WWII when the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbour, the Americans wanted to give away their freedoms to make their government more powerful. They will be implementing things that will cause us to ask us to do what they want to do.

Springmeier: Another aspect that is characteristic to the end-times programming is the involvement of the aliens. A lot of alien programming, plans with aliens, and a whole series of programming categories related to catastrophes. I am now speaking to therapists - when you get into the part of the system that is involved with end-times catastrophes, you will get into working with _____ alters. And another area involves a lot of computer control of people. And I am still only in the beginning of understanding all of this. There is an actual computer at 666 Connecticut Avenue in Washington, DC which is called the Janus 2 computer. When victims start spewing out their programming they start talking about the Janus coding which has something to do with tracking and reprogramming, and ties in with computers.
Then there is the Ambassador coding (sub-codes include setting fires; suicide; doing an act of violence against somebody). Emperor coding. Morse coding.

Wayne Morris:
What in a general sense would they be programmed to do.

Fritz Springmeier:
We are not talking about just running drugs or prostitution -- we are talking about control of society as a whole. One of the scarier options they have is to bring in a mock alien invasion. They will have flying saucers with aliens arrive. Because they control so many different aspects of society, even though a number of people like myself would say "beware of this, beware of that" we would be drowned out by this orchestra of people in different sectors of society (congressmen, newsmen, religious leaders) saying whatever the plan is for them to say. Of course there will be controlled opposition. There will be a few people saying, "I distrust these aliens, or this agenda, or what the government is doing" but they will be controlled opposition who will gather all the opposition to what they want to do and raise the hopes of people who are against this hidden agenda but will not actually carry through and stop it.

>>17822066
Wayne Morris:
Do you believe that the governments of the world have UFO technology that they have been developing? This alien invasion would be a staged invasion using their own military technology ...

Fritz Springmeier:
There is no question in my mind about it.
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Randy Prozac:
If you like to believe in things that you have no proof are real, then please, buy all the 50 dollar David Icke books you can find, those are charismatics, disinformation salesmen making money conning weak minded people into believing in fantasy nonsense like reptilians, why no more loch ness monsters? if David Icke pranced around onstage like a dim-witted info-jester making jokes about loch ness monsters, what is the difference? i guess that reached it's expiry date.. their lack of intellect is only exceeded by their lack of interest in the truth which clearly explains their lack of candor. UFO's are 'extra-terrestrial? i mean..c'mon.. how obvious does a psy-ops have to be? decades of "UFOs are aliens" propaganda literally shoved down our throats, with zero hard evidence? zero. what does zero get you? nothing. zero means no proof. there is zero hard proof of Santa claus. there is an equal amount of hard proof for extra-terrestrials actively visiting this planet. that doesn't mean 'they' aren't, but it does mean there is absolutely no rational way to make any conclusions, unless you want to enter into confabulation, then i have a 50 dollar book with your name on it.

>>17817353
The same reason we would if we found another planet with life. Science.

>>17822083
(Cont.)
most of you people probably missed the 'UFOs are aliens' mega-bombardment of the entire 1990's.... there is no way it could possibly be terrestrial technology, could it? if that were true.. then we don't need oil.. no oil? no blood for Horus? but that is ridiculous right? the most logical explanation is UFOs are aliens! so many witnesses said so..forget the neurological explanations, human beings are masters of their own minds and perceptions, the brain would never have a chemical misfire..impossible.. and so what if endless nuns got raped by an incubus? i mean bishops.. or uh.. hold on, i need to prance a little bit so you take me seriously enough to give me 50 more dollars.

i think there is a world wide governmental program that has been aggressively running since the end of WW2 to convince the masses that UFOs are extraterrestrial, when in fact it is man-made anti-gravitational technologies that could liberate humanity. that is why the campaign is so adamant and relentless, and so many people believe it. i myself have seen dozens of UFOs and i once believed it, but i no longer do. i have read enough of the literature to recognize a commonality. a familiar stench of propaganda..different faces but the same brain.. so much that it has just become apparent to me, i cannot help but notice it now because it seems so obvious that the elite possess this technology, which appears like magic to us, but it's merely a hidden advancement. they roll out the obsolete rockets and keep us in the dark, and we cooperate because it's so much fun to believe in things. it must be some sort of inherent instinct to believe in things, to fill in the gaps with nothing..

>>17822088
(final)
but anyways, it is my opinion that this is in fact the truth of the UFOs. make of it what you will, but i do not believe aliens are visiting this planet, i am certain innumerable lifeforms exist, but i have seen no evidence that they are here. they may have once been here in the distant past, but not now. perhaps they are, but i think it is far more likely that the rich are deceiving us, it is their nature and they are creatures of habit. and if i told you i have seen it up close and personal, would that change anything for you? if i told you that i know that the technology is not extraterrestrial, nor reverse engineered from extra-terrestrial technology, would that change anything for you? would you look at the world any differently when you're pumping your truck full of gasoline? would you see the sequence of control? could you then see the links that become the systems chains wrapping around your neck? and would you then see why that secret would demand such a consistent, militant disinformation program? it is potentially the single most important issue on this planet, no?

>>17822059

This is as fucking stupid as "demons".

You people are mouth-breathing retards...

>>17817739

That's only because Kenneth Grant totally dropped the ball.

https://ac2012.com/2012/10/20/lam-i-am/

>>17817297
You forgot to mention that you pee from the tip of your fingers

dont let the dick drip

>>17822493
nah you're just a moron. read the rest of posts, maybe.

>>17817256
The fact that their culture resembles that cultures that European culture has idolized for the last 2000 years.

>>17817276
>They don't have ears
You don't need ears to communicate telepathically.

>Their heads are always big, why?
Increased surface area of the prefrontal cortex in the brain, which gives us supra-genius intelligence and psychic ability.

>They always look slimy
We absorb nutrients by liquifying our food and then bathing in the liquid. We don't have a digestive system, and we don't defecate.

>They don't wear comfy sweaters
Too warm. Space is cold, and we've adapted to that environment. Not to mention sweaters would be very uncomfortable to our cool, moist skin.

>Do aliens have famous aliens in their culture?
No. We are a hive mind.

>Do they even have culture?
In the sense of Earth culture, no. However our "culture", as humans might define it, derives almost entirely from scientific achievements.

>Do they eat? Why are they so skinny?
No we don't eat in the same way humans do. Our manner of "eating" is similar to your earth fungi, such as mushrooms.

>Why do UFO's have lights if they don't want to be seen?
Coronal discharge in the atmosphere can't be suppressed. Yet. And there are also higher-dimensional propulsion methods that are very very energetic.

>Why are they green, seriously?
Not green. Grey.

>How do they mate and have sex if there's clearly nothing down there?
Genetic engineering and in-vitro fertilization.

>Why do they have long fingers, that's weird.
Long, dextrous digits are an evolutionary advantage for what humans call "keyboarding skills".

>What's with anal probing and for what purpose?
To facilitate collection of genetic samples by stimulating the prostate gland to force ejaculation.

>What's with the fascination with sheep?
We don't care about sheep any more or less than any other organism. We are, however, very interested in humans.

>Crop circles, why?
Hoax.

>>17818081
>Why are they naked?
We don't fuck, so we're not ashamed of nakedness.

>>17824325
why does everyone need to turn topics on /x/ into RP fucksake

How they're considered other worldly beings and not fallen angels as they should be called.

The "aliens" that people report seeing are either completely fictional or time traveling, super-evolved humans. There's no way that alien life could evolve on a completely different planet with a completely different set of survival necessities and end up so very similar to us.

>>17817297
>An Alien
So, you're Muslim

>>17817307
>Crowley
And my cat said: You are meaningless

>>17817353
They just opened up a "Portal" and get lost. Now they are "curious".

>>17818081
They are not.
>>17818102
Demon

>>17824719
*>Demons

Blue Sphere Alliance.

>>17817297
Kek'dhard at "Eneubas" for some reason