If aliens aren't real, then who impregnated my sweet Nancy?

>>17813402
Reptilians aren't aliens.

#notallearthlings

>>17813402
Hank Hill. It's so obvious.

>>17813402

It would have been funny as fuck if Dale and Nancy both had dormant/recessive indian genes that manifested themselves in Joeseph's skin, Joeseph being Dale's biological son all along would be worth more than all the meme magic in the world

>>17813402
No Idea, Man

>>17813402
Your evil twin from a parallel universe.

>spoiler alert
Dale knew the whole time.

>>17813402
Bill

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>>17813402
Shut up, Dale

>>17813402
You impregnated her, Dale. Only a giblet-head would think Joseph's not your son.

>>17813402
idgaf if it would have disrupted the marriage. Dale deserved to know the truth.

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LET THE BOBBIES HIT THE *Drums* FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>17813402
just noticed dale is a huge cuck.

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>>17815881
This. His friends were the devil.

>>17815881
>>17815908

>missing the point of the humor

Go back to your /r9k/ hugboxes if this actually bothers you.

>>17815922
Lighten up you miserable prick.

how's annie? haus n e

>>17815931
You're the one taking a cartoon affair entirely too seriously.

>>17815947
You're the one taking my comment entirely too seriously.

>>17814228
>THIS

When Peggy's dumb ass finally figured it out, she was about to tell him when Joseph and Bobby ask for money to go to a movie. He gives them some, then gives them eveything he has in his wallet for snacks and extra shit.
He lowers his glasses and asks Peggy what she was about to say, with a sad look in his eyes basically saying "look bitch, I know he's not mine, but he is, so fuck off" and then humiliates her by pretending he thinks she has the hots for him.

>>17816012
You give him entirely too much credit. The whole point is that he's a conspiracy nut who's paranoid about everything, yet never suspects his wife is having an ongoing affair.

I never thought I'd actually have to spell that out for anyone.