Mandela effect, and what it REALLY is

>>17803551
>2.It's not because
what else do you know?

Just because you don't like some theories doesn't make them not possible.

you know as much as everyone else in here, and everyone else in here knows jackshit. This also means, we do not know what it isn't. Nigger.

When I'm on the ocean, sometimes we get kinks in the line which turn into knots when they come over the block, and they can be annoying, but we just straighten it out and it's fixed. Sometimes we have to cut the knot and splice the ends together. If we get haul and there's a lot of strain on the rope, we know immediately that there's a problem. And as we're hauling, we find the problem and fix it. Sometimes the problem is at the very end where we first started, and sometimes it's at the other end where we last left off. The longer we go with a problem, not realizing we have one, the less of a problem it must be; but we always have to deal with it eventually, which is probably why historical mandela effects take place. Such a plot hole in the book of fate can only go just so long before it's fixed for the story to make sense in the future.

>>17803551
see
>>17788119

use the catalog
lurk moar
stop being a faggot

we had better mandela threads.

this thread is a waste of time.

fuck you namefag prophet.

>>17803569
Nothing can physically tamper with fate; that's why I know cern isn't causing it. We have so little influence on reality than we like to believe. There is a grand scheme, but we have little to no influence on it.

>>17803579
Let a Knife physically tamper with your balls, nigger.

>>17803551
>clairvoyant
No, you aren't, "psychics" are frauds. You always say "I'm a real psychic and I can prove it!" and then tantrum about the test being rigged and unfair when even the loosest controls are put on the test.

>>17803551
The Mandela Effect is shit and so are you.

>>17803610
Most psychics are frauds. If you are meant to be a piss-poor farmer, then that's what you're going to be. Fate will make sure of it. There's no recorded case of someone using their psychic ability to make millions of dollars, otherwise everyone who was psychic would do it. Clairvoyance relies on the narrative; they can't change the narrative, otherwise there'd be nothing psychic. I'd like to put it to the test, but it's not something that has any use. If I told the future, it wouldn't serve any purpose to do so, because I would never be able to change it. If the mandela effect is real, it only exists to correct the times when people have tried to change fate.

Autism effect.

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>>17803551
t. Retard

>>17803638
For talking so much, you actually say very little.

>>17803638
>If you are meant to be a piss-poor farmer, then that's what you're going to be. Fate will make sure of it.
Sounds like a loser's philosophy to me desu

>>17803638
So, "Give up. Don't try to change your lot in life because fate says you're stuck with it."
That's a pretty defeatist attitude to have, and I say "Fuck that."

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>>17803551
> It's just little typos in fate;

ahem

>>17804544
According to the Image Error Level Analyser, this image has been modified...but only the words "Messy Room." Not "Berenstein." So...how's that for unusual?

Why does everyone make such a big deal about this typo? it's ridiculous.

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>>17803551
No mandela effect is from parallel universes colliding
For instance I always thought pic related was smiling

>>17805530
It might not even be a typo. You all just think you remember a different letter in the title when you were kids but what if you're wrong?

>>17805544
>google can change images on every website in the world
alright nigga, that's just retarded

>>17805535
I hate pic related

>>17805549
but I remember it so vividly

>>17805535
>>17805483

>>17805571
Oh lawd someone be copying muh image

>>17805552
Look up erratus, just don't do it at work

>>17803570
Hello fellow lobster fisherman

>>17803638
>If you are meant to be a piss-poor farmer, then that's what you're going to be.
It's kind of pathetic that you actually believe this.

>>17805563
Researchers got people to vividly remember meeting Bugs Bunny in Disney world, despite bugs bunny not being a disney character.

Your memories are easily manipulated and change over time.

know what the real mandela effect is.
It's people misremembering things and being stubborn/self important enough to think the 'universe' has changed/glitched and not their retarded fucking brain.

>>17805535
why do you spam a dead meme?
arent meme forcers supposed to use new stuff?

>>17803551
>clairvoyant

Hahahahahahahaha! Oh wait, you're serious? Let me laugh even harder! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>17803551

mandela died in the 90's

I always thought OP was straight but turns out in this dimension he is always a faggot

It's a glitch in the matrix. .you have become aware now...find neo..you are living in a dream world...it's time to wake up...the A.I. is also aware that you are aware. .so beware!

P.s. if someone offers you a red pill and a blue pill ,take them both it's probably an orderly or nurse and time for your meds

human memory is notoriously unreliable, which is why eye witnesses really aren't worth much in court

>>17805705
I duckduckgo'd that bitch and didn't get anything relevant
I remember hearing about the term on this board though, seemed like it was part of an arg

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>>17806450
I'm reviving it
Would you rather me do a different furry creature poking his head at you?

>>17803551
>clairvoyant

Proof or get out of x