Scary-Funny Stories

You first.

>>17792825
this is just pasta
>Be me
>Be 24
>Roaming around the neighborhood around 1 am
>Going home after drinks
>Not too knocked up
>Pass by an old-abandoned house
>I don't know why that was a great idea
>hear rustling inside coming from the door
>Drunk me forgot how to logic
>Slowly went onto the porch
>Hear glass and wood being stepped on
>Peeked through the window of the porch
>Kinda dark but there's some light from the streetlamps
>see 2 shadows, one small and one relatively large
>then I saw a cat inside
>phew.gif
>Logic kicks in and laughed it off as I step away from the porch
>I go back home
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WTF WAS THAT OTHER SHADOW

>>17792839
>Not too knocked up

Then who was babby?

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>>17792825

>>17793253
What's with the retarded furry

>>17793245
Not accurate, but amusing

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>>17793270
He's a spoop

>>17793270
Forced meme some shitposter keeps spamming. See above.

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>>17792825
This isn't my story , I just saved it because it's hilarious

>>17793279
anything in particular you were thinking of?
keep in mind that it's supposed to be exaggerated