OKLAHOMA AYY LMAOS

First for this is clearly fake

Second for this is clearly legit

Third for niggers

Fourth for the fourth kind

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Ayyyyy DHS IS HERE

>>17791203
DHS is that you

Anyone screen cap the cords??? My cousin lives in Tulsa and loves this shit...he could take pictures

>>17791238
what cords? also live next to tulsa

fake and gay

>>17791254
From the old threads,OP posted a couple before he left

So no screen cap of the coords?!

>>17791147
OP called and he wanted me to tell you that you just lost THE GAME

>>17791369
grow up faggot

>>17791217
??

>>17791369
That shit wasn't cool in middle school and it isn't cool now.

>>17791147
OP pls come back.

>>17791535
He probably won't until tomorrow, its midnight rn in oklahoma

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OP just had one too many colas while watching the x-files.
Good job OP wasted 2 days.

This is pretty stupid

Ghost Puncher was better.

I cant believe I wasted my time reading all that crap

>>17791767
It's just an advertisement for RC cola

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if it turns out OP wasn't DHS guy all along, and if he comes back, will someone please ask him why he decided to get his baton out to crush Xenu instead of using the gun he had in his holster at that time? (I asked as the 2nd thread ended, and again partway in to the 3rd. still waiting. thanks)

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I'll hold out forever for cute ayy feets.

>>17791213
I have that same skull mask. can I join the DHS

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>>17791147
FUCK OFF SHILLS THIS IS THE BEST SHIT IVE SEEN ON X IN YEARS I BELIEVE YOU OP SHOW US THE ZETAS

>>17791147
They are dead.
Trust me I'm a Doctor after all

>>17791147
Grew up around Claremore, interesting shit man, I'll be lurking.

>>17791147
Aliums

Clarke is dead. Please move on.

Clarke and DHS agent both realised their mother was named Martha.

>>17791147
Bumparoni

I guess the only thing left to do is to Walk The Dinosaur

Penis

>>17791238
I saved the coords. Let me just get to my house and i'll post them.

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OP here...Still alive hiding out, that troll DHS guy is not a real DHS agent dont fall for the trolls...I am being followed last night I saw three helicopters coming from the Tulsa area...I am still here but for how long I do not know.

>>17792779
While you still can, post any evidence. That way we can all save it just in case you go missing again.

>>17792779
Aw shit, is it really you, Man, or the "DHS" bastard ? I want to believe again.

>>17792779
Your not OP

>>17792786
the paper and the marker he is using do look identical to the ones from the very first threads. my money is that this IS the real OP

>>17792779
Are you serious? Post the pics ASAP.

>>17792779
I want to belive you but this thread went to shit since yesterday and that "DHS" troll dude doesn't help at all.

>>17792779
>Implying DHS can't figure out where you are from a 4chan post

0/10

The jig is up

stop posting you idiot

>>17792779
Dude i'm glad to see you back. If you've got any evidence, don't hesitate, we'll take care of it, keep it and repost it. Stay safe as much as you can. If you're really fucked, try to take a pic of the events.

>>17791152
I agree this is a good story but fake as shit.

>>17792779
Post anything you have as soon as possible, holy shit.

>>17792779
Plus i got an idea. If you really are fucked, in last resort, take a pic of you or something only you can possess. We'll remember.

Holy shit this thread irradiates so much cancer that it should belong to /b/
Literally trolls trolling trolls

>>17792779

So about your encounter with the grays, what did the atmosphere feel like when you were with them and did they speak at all?

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OP HERE...Hope you know whats going on!

>>17792841
>NOT HAVING A """""CAN"""" OF RC
>OP

SURE

IM ON THE EDGE

Is RC cola like Coke?

>>17792841
Nice Photoshop bro.

>>17791147
What is happening?

>>17792848
Its just another cola drink. I always thought of it as off-brand/store brand type stuff.

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Clarke, step out of the building.

>>17792841
Hello fake DHS man.

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>>17792851
tl;dr, ASSUMING NONE OF THIS IS FAKE: OP shares story about grayys harassing people, story ends with OP beating the shit out of one years later. OP claims to have polaroids of ayy footprints and other things.
We wait patiently for polaroids, OP is gone, a few check-ins to prove OP is alive, and apparently now OP may get fucked by the government. Sharing stories of ayys gets people shut up fast.

ASSUMING THIS IS ALL A HUGE TROLL: Story's fake, OP is full of shit, there never were pictures and we're being trolled. Feels good anyway.

>>17792873
DHS guy confirmed for Manchester United fan
top kek

>>17792889

So he's not a real football fan then

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>>17792891

>>17792779
Dude, just post a link to a Dropbox or google drive folder or something. Christ, just take pictures of the Polaroids, forget scanning them. Just give us the evidence and quit hesitating.

>>17792895
Oh and if you're concerned about your location, use Tor to change your IP address through a proxy.

>>17792887
I've just read it.
Sounds like bullshit.

>>17792895
>he still doesn't know this is a role playing thread

I wish I could be so autistic

so wait...
who was phone?

>>17792873
Tell your mom I like her curtains. Does the carpet match? ;-)

>>17792940
Yes, by some miracle the carpet does indeed match the drapes.

>>17792779

Stop roleplaying. Post something entertaining.

AAANNNNDDD THREAD IS DEAD

AAAANNNNDDD THREAD IS DEAD

>>17792996

Threads not dead, just sleeping.

OP if the next post isn't a polaroid of an alien I'm leaving

>>17793002
Will wake up?

OP is kill?

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>>17791213
>>17792841
>>17792873
hide yo wimmin, hide yo children
DHS MAN IS HERE

>>17793022
Kek

>>17791147
Aliens are physically impossible according to our current understanding of physics, else they would have already been discovered.

Interstellar travel will never be possible because the universe is expanding faster than physics will ever allow us to travel. Sorry to disappoint.

>>17793032
Aliens are extra-dimensional you cuck

>>17793032
You're a moron.
Faster than light speed travel is possible
It's called bending timespace with negative mass and having special super materials
Were just now beginning to understand quantum physics and dark matter. We're also just beginning to understand super materials and their properties.

Go do some research moron. The aliens have been here for some time.

>>17793032
Saying something is impossible is incredibly close minded, the human species is very young and we are just starting to truly understand our universe around us. Just because we may think it's impossible that doesn't mean it is. Plus, also to our current understanding of science, the universe is so massive that it's impossible for there not to be aliens.

>>17793040

u dont know what your talking about asshole. do the research on your own before spouting absolute bullshit and making yourself look like an ignorant nigger. nothing can surpass the speed of light, the closer to the speed of light an object gets, the more mass it has. something going faster than light would destroythe universe. IF u paid any attention in physics class in your middle school (which your currently a student of) you would understnd this. kill yourself.

>>17793050
When you travel fifth dimensionally you don't have to break any three dimensional physics you dumb faggot

>>17793050
8/8 b8 m8

>>17793050

Holy shit, you're such an ignorant piece of shit. You can't spell worth a shit and you have zero understanding of physics. Don't pretend to know what you're talking about, it's rather gauche.

>>17793053
>>17793055
>>17793059

u dun tuka da b8 m8

I want to purge this whole board.

>>17793086
I want to purge your rectum with my meat stick hombre

>>17793094
I'm ok with this

>>17793094
He is not your hombre, amigo.

>>17793106
;-D

lube up hombre

somebody pooped my pants

>>17793142

someone peed my anus

>>17793125
It's :^) you little faggot
I'm going to sodom and gommorah your boipucci

So did ayys or feds get OP?

>>17793310
Life got OP

OP can I join your ARG? I am a lvl 90 Arch Memelord and I have over 300 confirmed memes =)

pee on me

Do you reckon this could be this decade's John Titor?

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>>17791152

>Oh look I have to kill the mood to let everyone know how smart I am for seeing how fake it is

>>17793653

feck off roolepleeyer

>We are not here to hurt you unless you mess with us
Did a 10 year old write this?

>super powerfull aylmaos trying to troll a single primitive guy isnt this creepy amrite? XDD

Not convinced untill op shows the pics.

Original Thread >>17782104 (archived)

>>17782104 (OP)
> get up to get an RC Cola

>>17785387(OP)
> pic related with RC Cola

>>17785831 (OP)
> pic realted with RC Cola

>>17785997
> pic related with RC Cola

>>17786000
> pic related with RC Cola

>>17786019
> pic related with RC Cola


Second thread>>17786027 (Archived)

>>17786046 First reply
> "drinking rc cola reading this AND HE DRANK RC COLA IN THE FIRST POST"

>>17786053
> pic RC Cola

>>17786066
> pic RC Cola

>>17786725
> pic Royal Crown Draft "Bumping With best cola"


Third thread >> 17789320

>>17789467
> RC Cola mentioned

>>17789617
> RC Cola mentioned

>>17789642
> RC Cola mentioned

>>17790762
>RC Cola mentioned

>>17790805
RC Cola mentioned

>>17790886
RC Cola mentioned

This as all been an advert for RC Cola which apparently as ended.

>>17792102
As a regularly angry person (not OP), I would've done the exact same thing. It feels more fulfilling to take revenge that way.

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>>17792887
>OP beating the shit out of one years later
despite having a gun in his holster

>Story's fake, OP is full of shit, there never were pictures and we're being trolled. Feels good anyway.
This. The original thread was good. Everybody wanting moar n' stuff. In my opinion, the DHS troll added to the story - and the possibility (likely, I think even if not 'officially 100% confirmed) that DHS and OP are the same is great. Makes for a fun ending, even if it wasn't as clear as it could have been maybe.

>>17793820
>This as all been an advert for RC Cola which apparently as ended.
hahaha
still worth it.

p.s. I think the last time I was in a thread where the OP was having fun fooling people till the very end, was the mannequins on cam in the hospital (nursing school) thread. OP said they were brain transplant patients or something? If anyone has pics or caps from that thread, I'd appreciate it.

>pic unrelated

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>>17792102
Dude, I really hope you get this question answered because you've been at it for awhile... Persistence overcomes resistance and all that

Ive been around since the first thread and I may be wrong but I'm pretty sure he stated why he switched from his silenced pistol to baton in the first thread so have a look back through the first one??

I'm guessing he may have thought punching its clock was excessive and bending a service baton on that little ashy faggots face was a better form of retribution for all the nosebleeds and skullfuckery, but yet again I don't know shit

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>>17791427
How does that make you feel, Randal?

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I think we have to remember how many people are on these threads. It was all over imagur and reddit. There are bound to be trolls but we shouldn't let that disprove OP's claims. He posted a few hours ago and seemed to be quite genuine in the first and second threads.

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>Faggots bitching like bitches about authenticity
>Faggots getting upset about a board that is 100% voluntary to view and participate in
>Faggots being addicted to being faggots and compelled to cry constantly

I'm not going to tell you faggots to fuck up, that is obviously pointless, but do know that you are inferior in every way to those not complaining, regardless of justification and/or rebuttal

The best part of you ran down your whore mothers leg you rat shit cunts.

Being this mad.

>>17794161
No it was an rc cola advert
>>17794171
>being this rectum raged

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>>17792873
>Captain cringe is back, decked out in his airsoft and soccer paraphernalia

Wear your finest MLP stuff next alphadog

>>17791147
I don't care if it ain't real, it was a pretty good read

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>>17793184
Kek

>>17793653
>first for clearly fake
>last for being offered coitus

I'm reading this story and see one flaw so far.... Why would this boys dad have his son patrol at night after they allready know about the greys... Dad knows... Cows just got mutilated... The dad would have patrolled for sure... Flaw 1 so far

>>17794245
An armed 16 yo who grew up in that environment is capable of patrolling efficiently

op is your last name sumner?

assuming OP isn't kill

Flaw 2
He says well go in the woods once another officer gets here to stay with the mom... In reference to going into the woods after a little girl went in there... In these case children missing is all about time... They would go immediately. There was allready 2nofficers there .. Him and his brother. 1 of the officers would have gone after the girl alone. For sure. And the little girl was his niece ... Cmon

>>17794245
>>17794310
I was hyped by this story too, there are many flaws, op clearly is roleplaying, Oklahoma ayy lmao threads are up for few days now, OP is faggot

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>>17794072
hahaha, thanks anon.
what got me was that when he went out after the ayy, he picked up his gun to head out and even said something like "I got you this time". then he runs with the night goggles and stuff, and gets to the pool and - baton beating. he did answer me when I asked what happened to the gun - but the answer left me more confused!
tbph I was playing along, I never believed 100% this guy was fighting aliens that killed his ex gf and had a vendetta against him - I wanted to pick out a part of his story that was a little weak w/o implying anything about him being a "RPing fag". It was a fun sort of constructive criticism. I was also the one in the first thread that complimented him on the story and asked to show us his badge and stuff. I think it helped the story (and kept a few doubters going longer) when he supplied some pics to back it up. I give him a lot a credit, I might be able to pick out a weak spot here or there in what might make a story better otherwise, but I couldn't put together a tale like this, let alone post it over a timespan of a couple days with x number of anons reading every word and talking back at me.

Good on, OP.

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I don't have the skills to do it, but if someone want to add on a Xenubashing OP with a can of RC cola, might be fun.
I mean, if you think the story was that legendary or worth remembering. Honestly I can't say cause I don't read these kinds of threads that often, but a lot of people were saying "best thread in a long time" early on.

just a thought. either way, enjoy the pic. I have lots of funny screencaps of /x/ and /x/-related ylyl type pics if you guys are interested. I'll be checking back in off and on tonight and tomorrow.

I bought RC cola today...

Guess OP gave up,if it's even really him,oh well

where is op i want to polaroid the rc cola alien

>>17793022
Lol!

>>17794253
His dad was clearly protective of his 4 sons.... Then he deciteded to send one out , a 16 year old, in the fields to patrol the area after multiple cows got mutilated ... Yeah right ..

The dad would have gone or no one and stayed in the house... At least after the night of cows being mutilated...

:/

>>17794405
I want rc so bad right now... But it's too late for it lol

>>17794405
Lucky ... I want rc :(

This has to be a promotion for rc lol

>>17794525
Then if the dad leaves the house to patrol, RC bro still would have to protect the whole house because they aren't safe there either.

I would have been happy to do that for my family at 16 after shooting and riding since a kid.

Its possible, but more unlikely than your theory

I have faith and doubles OP will return with polaroid.

So let's discuss ayys, there seems to be two common types, the grays who are possibly reconnaissance and medical or science related and the tall reptilians who seem like they could be soldiers.

>>17794654
i thought the main thing was reptilians made the greys as a clone race and they greys were dying or some shit

>>17794654
Its said that greys were once a slave race for the reptilians. I guess the reptilians didn't need them anymore and discarded them. However the greys realized they were going extinct and needed to reproduce. That's why they abduct people, to use their reproductive organs with their own kind. That's all assuming its true.

My favorite part that made me literally laugh out lout

>finally get home at 8 am and bust open a nice cold rc and rest but only for a moment

All after getting attacked by balls of lights, aliens , saving a child from being bloody cut up in a creek ... With aliens surrounding u and putting thoughts in ur mind....

If course rc... What else would help u relax but the smooth taste of rc :))) lol


But in case this is real, I want to look further. What town is this in ok? And freedom of information act would clear this up...

Hopefully op comes with the pics... He said a couple days and it's been two since posted... So being a military man and serving our country.. he should be a honest man.. And give us the proof and do what's right... We're people who can handle the truth. That's y were on (x)

>>17794654
I'm actually concerned that you only mention two, one being the most Hollywoodesque alien and the other being some tinfoil hat level alien.
Anyway, the real deal are the luminescent ayy lmaos and the insectoid kind.
The insectoid/mantis aliens are connected to the grays, most of the hardcore cases described mantis like aliens in command of the greys, who are either robots or their youngs.
Luminescent aliens are very interesting, they are shapeshifting creatures that actually may be in some cases UFOs themselves. People have seen them turning into humanoid shapes then into spheres and disappearing. They are kinda linked to certain areas, look up the Hessdalen project if you want to read more about them

>>17794696
I would be ecstatic if someone would file a freedom of information request on this. Don't be surprised if it gets denied though.

>>17794696
I think he said Tulsa or near that area. An anon in the first thread posted a website with ufo sightings in the area and it all checked with OP's timeline

>>17794525
Good luck keeping your wife and kids locked up constantly. To be honest that might be a Midwest thing. My dad would have let me out, no doubt.

>>17794310
I ain't jumping in an ayyyyyy party solo. Fuck that shit. Baton toting xenubash hero or not. There's a lot of nope right smack fuck in that forest.

>>17794699
I was thinking he same thing... There are so many different kinds of beings in our infinite multiverse...

I once read they live among us and look like people... And we only don't see them cause we unknowingly give them permission to be "cloaked" but if u give the commitment that u don't give them permission to hide and you want to see what is real u would see them... Kundalini effect and other thins are a different form of doing this as well I think

But who knows... Would u really want to see that anyways... U wouldn't know four just going crazy or not

>>17794728
Yup lol

I'm not dying for that shit lol

What town did he say... ? I think he said it

Bartlesville OK
Nearest city
When taking ex to hospital

Near Ramona OK
when coming from family farm on four wheeler
>"That's like 6 miles kid"

Near Tulsa O


These are the clues I found so far for the location... Can someone else look for more clues on the specific locations and if mileage matches and makes sence.... Got kinda spooked and need a break from this lol

>>17794801
There are coordinates in the previous thread.

>>17794728
I would try to follow them, but no way I would hit them, maybe they'll hold a grudge on mankind or something

>>17794812
What are the coordinence? I just want to find the location to look more into this. And see if the freedom of information act had been placed in it... If this is an old post too it should have been

Really makes me wanna drink some cool, refreshing RC cola.

Pic related

From clues in story with this post

Clues:

Bartlesville OK
Nearest city
When taking ex to hospital

Near Ramona OK
when coming from family farm on four wheeler
>"That's like 6 miles kid"

Near Tulsa OK

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Pic related

Clues from post on location:

Bartlesville OK
Nearest city
When taking ex to hospital

Near Ramona OK
when coming from family farm on four wheeler
>"That's like 6 miles kid"

Near Tulsa OK

>>17794882
OP confirmed for shill

http://www.bigfootbuzz.net/oklahoma-casino-bigfoot-footage-reconstruction/

Unrelated ....but in the area ....while I searched info... Found this

>The tribe won't release the real footage for fear of what would happen to Bigfoot

Good for them

>>17794916
So fake :( ? Dang what a waste of time but still found some cool stuff looking into it. And it's kinda fun... lol I'm bored and it makes me tired

I found this at a local casino ran by the tribe in the area

http://www.bigfootbuzz.net/oklahoma-casino-bigfoot-footage-reconstruction/

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>>17794654
>>17794677
>>17794683
>>17794699

This is a brief summary of the major races of ETs involved with Earth.

http://www.slideshare.net/RickJordan/the-major-extraterrestrial-races

I'M NOT SURE WHICH ONES ARE HOSTILE TO PEOPLE WHO DRINK RC COLA
We should definitely try to find out.

also, what type of ayy was after OP? greys?

>>17794959
What type of Ayys can I impregnate

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this list is even better

http://www.slideshare.net/exopolitika/32-extraterrestrial-species-ray-kosulandich-multigenerational-contactee

while each picture clearly states if they are human-friendly or human-antagonistic, which ones want to help, which ones want to hurt us- IT IS NOT CLEAR WHERE THEY STAND ON RC COLA
they definitely
>love our bread
though

>>17794964
haha, check the list or the other one I posted. I'm pretty sure one is a human/ayy hybrid.

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>>17794970
>that website.
Ok, now they're just yankin' my cawk.

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>>17794983
but, but they
>love our bread

OP is legit...Me and another anon were running sighting reports and alot of them checked out for time and area and we found his American lit teacher he was talking about and I think the RC cola part is just his fav drink. You guys know 4chan is monitered by the feds...OP is at a blacksite now....rip op

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Leaked video footage from OPs security cams inside his house!!!! Holy shit!!!

>>17795810
ayyyy

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fuck, im scared guise this is some real shit

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>>17795943
>gost.jpg

:)

>>17794970
>http://www.slideshare.net/exopolitika/32-extraterrestrial-species-ray-kosulandich-multigenerational-contactee
These are so awesomely funny
>"Love our bread"
WHY DO HALF THE ALIENS LOVE HUMAN MADE BREAD?!?! So there may not be wheat or whatever on other planets, but like, don't they try ANY other FOOD on Earth?! just bread. the love it so much.

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"Egyptian Type People"
>from galaxy far away
>watching for years
>Love our bread
>long noses

>>17796034
one species also loves our donuts, pleb. OPEN YOUR EYEES

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Monster looking People
>from the 10th dimension
>love our bread

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I always get told to delete this in threads, somebody explain?

>>17796073
It makes mustard gas

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Dumping whatever to keep this remotely interesting.

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>>17796104

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>>17796107

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>>17796110

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Bought a 12 pack of RC today...OP thanks

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>>17796113

>>17792779
If you are real and being chased, posting proofs will make it stop.

You're only worth being chased when you haven't posted. Otherwise there's no point

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>>17796045

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some people hate this one. I always thought it was hilarious.

>>17796048
Does "love our bread" maybe mean something else

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>>17796043
hmmm

>>17796240
>capping samefag posts

Op is kill. I told myself if he doesn't show up today than he's playing us.

>>17796073
This is very dangerous information you don't know what you're doing please delete it

>>17796099
wtf is this

>>17796073
>tombstones, car plates, a fucking canadian hangar and two Alf noses

Whose still here? checking on the thread?

>>17797504
Can't help myself

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If it weren't for these threads I would have died without trying a cola other than Coke/Pepsi. I don't even care we got rused.

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>>17797278
Holy shit

So RC cola confirmed for official soda of /x/?

>>17797777
>repeating digits
confirmed

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>>17797504

Just post it already, this is 4chan no one believes anything on here anyway

So is OP dead? Or will he come back with some shit story of escaping the government?

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>>17799404
No he is getting shekels for being a good goy for rc cola
This has just been an elaborate advertisement

>>17799404

Let's just say OP took a detour to a night club and was shot dead as he partied.

>>17799805
Was he killed at the gay club?
rip in peace op

>>17797623
DELETE THIS

>>17796426
I'm guessing Mono Atomic gold.

>>17800479

How could I confuse Orlando with Oklahoma.

Bump before I go to bed. OP, where are you?

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I encountered an ayylmao that wasted my time and
introduced me to the shitty music called Djent and
complained about life like a white girl that got banned from starbucks.

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>>17801066
ayy lmao mind control wavelengths tbhfam

still no polaroids?

>>17797777

quads have spoken

>>17802505
brb buying 12 pack of rc

>>17801065
Hmm I didn't think of that. Like the Egyptians made.

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>>17791147
>let me start off by saying, I hate Role playing threads in /x/
>he then proceeds to roleplay for like ten posts

fuck this shit.

>>17803115
I think OP was taken by G-man and then they proceed to call OP a role playing faggot. Oh..hi G-man..

>>17804145
Kek. NO.

>>17801065
>>17802721
monoatomic gold is fictional substance, "discovered" in 1975 by David Hudson, a farmer. It's not real.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/ORMUS

who even still use words like 'polaroid' nowadays.

at least /b/ can tell within one bread if OP is a fag or not.

you guys just wasted a fuckton of time and threads waiting on nothing. Deal with it.

op is a faggot.

uh, anons?

http://www.examiner.com/article/triangle-ufos-investigated-two-oklahoma-sightings

>>17796048
Looks like an ayyyy spurdo

http://law.justia.com/cases/oklahoma/supreme-court/1965/36786.html

>ROYAL CROWN COLA

>Supreme Court of Oklahoma

>just a coincident

so, why did op put so many hints int he text? Is this an ARG?

http://www.myyp.com/Oklahoma-City,OK/All-American-Bottling-Rc-Cola/profile

coincident

Where can I get a liter of cola?

o op, op! wherefore art thou ?

>>17804672
>http://www.myyp.com/Oklahoma-City,OK/All-American-Bottling-Rc-Cola/profile

Sense is made

op confirmed for being a gigantic faggot

>>17805895
>http://www.examiner.com/article/triangle-ufos-investigated-two-oklahoma-sightings
>>17804672
dumbasses, he is in Tulsa not OKC

>>17804410
Thanks for this. Still skeptical on both sides.

can't believe op is kill

sadkek

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>>17806904
no problem.
the rational wiki is legit. only facts, and always sourced. (though the people they're debunking will claim they have an agenda.)

I'm a skeptical anon, but conspiracy theories and paranormal things fascinate me to no end, I love reading about them - unsolved mysteries are a fave, too - the best part is digging up the clues and researching the history of different topics.

RIP in pieces, OP
>pours out some RC cola on the ground for OP

>>17810429

Well, rationalwiki is good for claims on pseudoscience, but as soon as politics gets involved then hope you enjoy your info with an extreme 'progressive' slant. Feels almost like two wikis awkwardly glued together at times.

ugh

Le bump

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OPs are always breaking my heart. When will I learn?

>>17794959
THE FURRIES
THEY WERE RIGHT

I have to go to Bartlesville from Tulsa on Monday. I'll stop by and kick OP in the nuts for being a faggot.

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>>17813156
thank you

>>17810429
they are fascinating to me since I've experienced a similar (and less exciting) experience like OP. I do believe 100% in ayy lmaos and I've got good reasons to.

I knew he was tugging my chain, but i didnt want to believe.

>>17813156
Just make sure you take pics of it happening.

Oklahomafag here. Last week I went innawoods with my buddy. We went into this abandoned oilfield plant near my house and when we came back and laid down in the tent (tent has see-through top) we saw what appeared to be a star that was moving and making all these sudden turns that a conventional aircraft couldn't perform. It was also moving pretty fucking fast. We watched it for about an hour and it stayed in the same area for the most part. We eventually fell asleep, though we planned to sleep in shifts so we could watch it. About 2 weeks before this I was outside playing with my dog because I couldn't sleep and as I was walking back into the house I saw 3 lights, 2 yellows and a red, floating about 3 feet off the ground about 100 feet away. They stayed there for about three seconds before shooting off into the sky.

>>17792779
Shit sweet wish I lived out there to help u out :) <3

Go somewhere public when u feel watched.... The power of prayer is key too... No matter what happends make sure u have God in your heart

>>17792832
Yeahs was it a peaceful feeling? Or threatening?

>>17792848
Yeah cheap coke

>>17792873
Lol this guy probably has a couple pics dressed like this in his pocket to post and do his role playing .... Fag

>>17792889
Lol op and guy are he same person! What a twist !! Lol

Must be nice living with mommy and jerking off all day ha!

>>17819373
What the fuck is wrong with you, retard?

>>17817354
Just let me get my polaroid

>>17791147
>Sharing a story that happened to me
Sounds legit OP, by all means continue propagating this.
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