ouija board

>>17774870
Protip: ask for satan

>>17774870
try to put your benis in the hole

rip OP

might do it if i had a penis

>>17774873
once again, might do it if i had a penis

>>17774895
get strap on/dragoin dildo
demons love those.

>>17774870
Ask them how to make anti-matter.

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>>17774870
You don't need sage, or protection spells, or any of that shit. Just do what this guy did.

>>17774870
Fuck that...

My mom bought me one when I was a kid because I saw it on a movie and wouldn't stop asking for one.

Used it one day with my cousins we were around 11, nothing happened that night but I occurrences started happening afterwards.

I would always have the feeling of being watched, and would see people and look again and they wouldnt be there. By the age of 23 I was used to it but shit started to get worse. One day I woke up to a fucking old man in a wheel chair on the side of my bed. He was literally just sitting there staring at me, he didn't move or say a word. I was freaked out and didn't know what to do so I swung at him and he disappeared.

Besides all of that the spookiest thing is that when I moving into a house of my own I found the damn ouija board under my bed in my old room. I had switched rooms in the house when I was 18 and I know for a fact I didn't have that ouija board.

I threw that shit in the trash and have not seen a thing since.

>>17775666
You threw the fucking thing away, GG good life mate.

>>17775672
I wasn't going to bring it to my new house.

>>17775677
you didn't need to throw it away, should've kept it somewhere because if whatever is happening IS linked to iy, you just got rid of the quickest way of fixing it.

>>17775681
I think I'm good, its been 4 years and haven't seen anything. I guess I'll never know unless I stay the night at my mom's.

>>17775702
Well if your mom ain't bitching to you about strange shit then i guess it is. Lucky fuck.

>>17775621
Legendery

I used a ouija years ago. All I could get it to say was "mememememememe" over and over pretty much :/

>>17775702
have you checked your attic reently? they have a funny way of turning up where you didn't put them.

>>17776100
Read this>>17776100
as meme meme meme meme meme

>>17775621
This made me feel proud to be human.