Can we get a time traveler thread going?

>>17767859
i can travel forward in time. In 10 minutes, ill be 10 minutes in the future

>Can we
>we

OP contributes nothing

I call sleeping my time machine.

>>17767859
i can travel one minute into the future every 60 seconds

>>17767872
Hey, im from the past. I traveled here from 10 minutes ago.

>>17767972
What about now do you find the most changed?

>>17767995
My boner is gone now.

>>17768006
OMG. Then no way am I time traveling.

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I hope this worked. . If i did my job correctly, America won WWII, and Thursday comes after Wednesday.

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Guy from other thread who posted pic related. I want some more supernatural-esque time travel stuff. Any anons here that practice any form of occult (hermetica, kabbalah, wicca, etc) that know how to tap into consciousness and alter its perception of time? Or possibly do more of what the anons in pic related were discussing?

>>17767859
I am from the year 2017. AMA

>>17767859
I am from the year 2004. It took me 12 years to get here. What year is it now?

>>17768122
1922

>>17768122
is this supposed to be some riddle or trick math question?

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John Titor dump commencing.

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>>17768140

>>17768129
This is false

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>>17768143

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>>17768161

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>>17768163

>>17768122

the year is 2016. nothing much has changed since 2004. there is still a war in iraq. there is still poverty in the world. the only thing people care about is sports and drama. our phones are cooler and we think we are smarter then you but thats about it.

>>17768234
>than*
Here's a trick to remembering:
thEn = timE, thAn = compArison.

>>17768110
why don't you kill yourself rp scum

>>17768057
Try again. America didn't win it, and Thursday comes a hole 6 days BEFORE Wednesday. Sorry, bro.

Who /2391/ here?

>>17769875
>Thursday comes a hole

Ewwww.

So... if time travel were real would we receive a time traveler visitor?

>>17771044
Depends. You can't travel back to a time earlier than when the receiving pod was created, like if it was built 9/8/16 and we were in 12/8/16 we couldn't go back to 8/8/16.

people from the future who won the elections?

>>17768135
i dont get it

>>17771381
OP was replying to a post that hadn't existed until a few minutes later

>have video of self
>watch video
>replace conscious beings
{future you and past you}

>>17771726
/x/ is a slow board

you can manipulate this fact to get the post number you want and even gets dubs

im from time travel ask anything please

you'd think if time travelers were even allowed to come back, they would be told to not doing anything that could change shit in their time

>>17771963
>they would be told to not doing anything that could change shit

That's good, if people started shitting scorpions or only could excrete hair thin strands of poo that caused you to need hours on end on the toilet that would be distressing.

If trips time travel is real

>>17771975
good reply.

have an upboat you fucking ledditor

>>17771351
Clinton wins and Trump forges a new Confederacy.

Bernie wins by write in.
Americans get more govt involved.
Tv dies in 2020.
More class division.
All boarders lock down for 1 year.
News reports resistant virus in Asia.

wait are we discussing theories, stories, or what?

does anyone else ever have dreams where say a specific set of actions has happened, and you saw a particular outcome play out before you, and then later on that same set of actions play out, but this time you change one thing to achieve a new outcome

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>>17772071
All the time. That shit is weird. I'll have a dream where something out of the ordinary happen to me, then it happens to me some time later. Once I was thinking about doing some ilegal shit, had a dream about it weeks before I did it, and said dream actually predicted the trial, day I did it, what would go through my mind, etc.

>>17772098
right I may sound crazy, but I honestly believe that we are reciving messages from our past selves, kinda, now bare with me, but what if time travel is real, but, it travels us to a previous time in a different universe, say a universe, where you didn't get caught doing that illegal thing, so that sense of dread, is some multiverse emotion

>>17772119
I'm with you, man. I believe my future self is guiding my way via dreams. Whenever I follow my dreams, shit goes my way. I think my future self is telling me the decisions I should make to avoid ending up in his position. I can only imagine what that me in a different universe is going through right now.

>>17772136
shit bruh, I'm so glad someone else gets this shit, man I've always wondered if it's not just this time period that I exist in, but in some others too man, because sometimes, I have super real dreams, about different times

>>17768110
what happened in your life that made you want to be a stupid cunt on the internet?

>>17772141
It's a great feeling knowing you're not alone in your beliefs. But yeah it's almost as if a future you is actually acting as your gurdian angel. That may actually be what a guardian angel is. It is very interesting. Here's some basic info on the topic.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guardian_angel

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>>17772154
so crazy true story that happened to me when I was a kid, I'm not going to greentext because I have to go, but when I was 6 I fell out of a two story window, that was above a concrete driveway, but apparently mid air I changed my momentum and landed in a rose bush 6 feet to my left only suffering minor injuries, everyone said it was like I had a guardian angel

>>17772172
Absolutely. There was an account when a young woman (Mother Angelica before founding her order) was walking through a cross walk, a large accident almost crushed her, but she was lifted off the ground and carried to the other side of the road. It is an extremely interesting topic regardless of one's religious beliefs.

>>17772199
SOON

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>>17772199
It's happening.

>>17772199
>>17772216
>>17772248
Breaking news, London is in ruins.

>>17767879
OP is faggot

>>17772199
Oh shit, place your bets

>>17767859
No. If we could, we'd already have one going.

OBVIOUSLY.

Let's not and say we didn't.

>>17768110
Did Donald Trump win?

>>17768110
How did pubic hair become our primary form of currency?

>>17768058
That anon tapped into time itself. Sending emotions back to specific times to alter past behaviors to avoid regretful courses of action is a great use of the mechanism they discovered. It's also how I generally find myself using time travel/future intel. Definitely legit by my reading.

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>>17767859
its all rp you cant fucking time travel you plebs

>>17771977
Fucking close mang

>>17772199
An esper friend of mine said that he saw a big city in England bombed in one of his meditations. Shit might get real

>>17772216
They already gave it a test run on Friday night. I think they are going to shut down all major communications via telephone and possibly net too. Maybe the outage map is also and indication such as a heat map of possible locations.

Temporary Cricket Wireless outage affects customers across the country:
http://goo dot gl/cQ5y58

>>17768057
Thursday's still at the beginning of the week and Wednesday's still right after Sunday, try again faggot. Btw I contacted the gestapo about your apparent "time tampering".

>>17768135
>implying it's hard to time shit like that on a board that's extremely inactive
>implying 52 wasn't 53 putting his toes in the water to make sure he didn't misfire that shit

Boi

If there's a time traveler here respond to my post before I post it.

>>17768147
Yeah, William McKinley died of heart disease.

>>17768058
No way, my post is in a screenshot
I feel celebrity

(the one near the bottom about the rubber band)

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>>17772199
So... those WW3 threads?

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>>17768161

>>17772725
my bet it's not true but. if it does happen then somethings 4chan says is true sorry for calling you space niggers