giant gator

>>17766733
That counts as an alligator, sir.

I don't think so given the fact that it's just a gator. A really big one, sure, but still just a gator.

>>17766733
Fake af, hang your head in shame.

>>17766748
fake how? like is it a suit?

>>17766776
shitty cgi

Worship the sun

>>17766776
don't listen to that idiot, it's real. just a large gator, nothing cryptid.

You guys seriously can't tell that it's cg?

Okay it's obviously fake as fuck and CGI...
But I think saying "Shitty CGI" is a bit far.

I've seen legit sci-fi movies with a lot worse CGI.

>>17766733
By my understanding of it, cryptids are rumored creatures, if there are no stories about something before it's documented then it's not a cryptid, it's simply a discovery.

It's not even the biggest alligator recorded, so I don't know why everyone assumes it's CGI just because someone happened to catch it on film.

>>17766733
No but it's a big alligator.

>>17766748
>>17767198
>>17767409
If it's CG then they dropped mad dollars to genereate some hype for their golf course. If you've seen CG of this quality or better than post it but ur prolly just trollin or have never seen an animal in real life.

This gator is actually kinda famous in the area and has a name. Can't remember it though

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

Gator strolling home after his trip to chernobyl

Something like that could exist but th video seriousy looks like cgi

>>17767618
Or you're actually retarded Holy fuck

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Alligator Adventures in Myrtle Beach, SC has a huge fuckin gator.

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>>17768052
thick ass whyt bitch got dat gator sprung ni66a XDXD

>>17767618
>Hire a pro animator to make a huge gator appear in the park in a video
>Advertise their golf course
If people find out/ think that there's a 16 foot gator on the loose you can guarantee that no one will go to that golf course until it is gone.

>>17768052

Holy shit. That things almost as big as my dick.

>>17767685
I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER

glad I wasn't the only one who thought of this

>>17766733
This was already proven fake.

http://www.snopes.com/giant-alligator-florida-golf/

It's real

How fast are they on the ground?

Who would win between a gator and a crocodile?

>>17769144
Chuck Norris

>>17769128
They're ambush predators and they're better in the water. On land, they are more sprinters than long-distance runners.

If this is real, there has to be more footage of it. Anyone got some?

>>17766733
>giant
you fucking yankee faggots, that gator is barely 15ft.

>>17769128
north of 30mph
you're right fucked if you manage to piss one off enough to want to attack you. Gators are top tier predators with no interest in humans unless you make them attack you; they're like giant iguanas. We hunt them with .22lr and you can walk right up to them when they sun themselves immobile for at least 6 hours of the day.

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>>17769043
source?

The problem with the video is there's nothing immediately next to it to compare size. It was estimated at 15 feet.

>>17768052
This is a crocodile, and is about 18 feet long

Lolong, pic related, was the largest crocodile ever recorded (with a verified and accurately measured length of 20 feet and 3 inches at the time of his death.

Lots of people have claimed bigger crocs, but none of have been proven.

Crocodiles and alligators are scary.

>>17769190
This. It only looks giant in the thumbnail because of the shitty scaling and depth of field. That's scrub brush in the background, not tall trees.

>>17769197
This too

I'll never understand /x/. You faggots look at fake as fuck ghost videos and alien sightings and shit and swear blind that they are real with autistic mouth frothing rage. But when it's a video of a large gator that's still a good 3 feet shy of the biggest ever recorded you instantly call it fake and dismiss it.. never change /x/

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salties are surprisingly agile

It is real. Prove that it is fake.

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dont go near the river after sundown...

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ganhaarr seeks his wife...

>>17770100
Truly the dumbest of all boards. Sometimes I'm so ashamed to be here.

>>17770100

Because it's obvious CG, you retard.

How in the everloving fuck are you people unable to spot CG? No wonder movies with too much of this shit do so well, you fucktards genuinely believe it passes for realism.

>>17769128
They can quite surprise with their speed on land. But mostly walk slowly but if they want to kill you they will charge at you. Just imagen how the comodo dragon sprints on land

>>17766925
The sun is a wondrous body, like a magnificent father.

>>17768218
sage. ban. mods. go back to /b/

>>17770261
This is the guy who complains about shitty CG in movies when there is no CG.

>>17770261
Can you point out where this is obvious? I don't see it.

>>17766733
just a real big gator dude. i live in south ga and i can vouch these fuckers get dino size. sometimes they swim up the creek from the swamps

>>17766733
Got nothing on a sarcosuchus. Those things were like 40 feet and weighed 9 tons

>>17770665
if only i could be so grossly incandescent

>>17770100
>/x/ isn't filled with disinfo

Start a Sandy Hook thread and you'll see exactly what I mean.

>>17766748
>>17767198
>>17767409
>>17768205

except thousand of people saw it and the gator is well known for lazying around on that golf land and being fucking huge

you live in a cave anon?

>>17771096

It's over. They've already released another video of the damn thing. Different angel. Up close.

If it's fake, these guys are a million times better than anyone in Hollywood.

>there is one faggot in every thread about this gator that calls it CGI and people fall for bait every time
You people are fucking retarded sometimes.

>>17771107
Link?

>>17768052

post moar o'dat thicc white gurl

>>17769197
>Crocodiles and alligators are scary.

i'm more afraid of crocs tbqhwyf. for some reason, gators seem much nicer, like mexicans. crocs are, well, african.

I live in sw Florida where the croc was recorded and I can voucher for it being real and not "shity cgi"

>>17771134

It's on Digg.

>>17766733
This is actually scarier than most of the monsters and shit you see on here. Like if this thing for whatever reason wanted to kill/eat/put you on its list of shit it wants to fuck up today, you'd be done.

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It's huge for a gator but most saltwater crocodiles and even nile crocs are bigger.

Still got nothing on pic related

why aren't Bigfoot videos ever this clear?

They would probably all be this clear if Bigfoot moved at 3 MPH.

>>17768052
Fuck off. Fucking fake as fuck CGI.

You fucking losers. Don't you know there's no such thing as alligators?

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>ITT: people who think that and alligator or crocodile bigger than a dog is some kind of cryptid
you guys should get out more

>>17771805
10/10

>>17771332
T-rex skulls never fail to take my breath away

>>17771842
To bad. That's a spider skull dip-shit

>>17766733
I've seen one that big on a canoe trip. The other ones would submerge or get out of the way. But big boy just stayed right where he was. We went around him.

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>>17771805

Fake

>>17766733
The gator of mass gains will visit you tonight and you will receive mucho el gainso but only if you comment "In a while, crocodile"

>>17769190
They cannot move fast for long. Like maybe a minute at most. They're actually shitty outside of the water, especially if you just move a bit to the left or right as they suck at moving their head in those directions.

>>17766916

Are you kidding? When it goes under the tree you can see the sunbeams hitting its back perfectly.

>>17766733
Aussie here, that's not even big.

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Haha, faggots say its cg, no, there was a report on the news about this last month faggots, it's real, just a gator that doesn't give a shit.

>>17772279
i lol'd

> does this count as a cryptid?

It's real so... no.

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>>17771905
What an apt description of the entire fauna of /x/. Someone should make an exploitable out of this.

aligator: fuck your golf course.

>>17768052

it could eat her in one bite

>>17766733
Not really, it's pretty natural for an alligator to grow as long as it has food. Theoretically, if no disease kills it, it can grow and live indefinitely.

>>17772279

In a while, crocodile

https://ourplnt.com/worlds-5-largest-crocodiles-ever-recorded/