Is this the most blatant false flag ever?

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>Martin Bryant, a mentally-retarded man with an IQ of 66 and no military experience whatseoever, somehow kills 18 people with 18 headshots in the span of just a few seconds while firing entirely from the hip with his non-dominant hand
>manually counted rounds at 50+ rpm in order to tactically reload with a round still in the chamber
>when outside, performed a Beirut Triple to disable an oncoming car--a special forces technique used in Lebanon to stop suicide bomber cars
>kill/wound ratio unlike anything ever seen in a mass shooting
>conveniently, the only two police officers on the entire island were away on a wild goose chase at the time of the shooting, called away to investigate a stash of heroin that turned out to be soap
>prior to the shooting, a specially-constructed morgue truck unlike anything else in Australia or perhaps the world, refrigerated and capable of carrying 22 bodies, was delivered to the Southern Tasmanian Mortuary Service; it was used only once--at Port Arthur--and then disposed of
>while on the phone with police during a hostage standoff, several gunshots are heard coming from Bryant's position, indicating a second shooter--these gunshots are recorded on the transcript as "coughs"
>throughout the night, Bryant managed to keep track of police sneaking around to flank his position in the dark, though no night vision goggles were ever found at the scene
>once apprehended, Bryant was denied a trial and kept in solitary confinement until he accepted a guilty plea; journalists were denied interviews with him and were forced to delete any photos they took of him
>Bryant had inherited millions of dollars before the shooting and was literally set for life
>his motive is a closely-guarded secret to this day and has never been revealed
>this event was the sole justification needed for the government to enact strict gun control laws in Australia