Hey /x/, how do i become vampire?

>>17752772
Are you female?

>>17752772
kys

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>>17752780
I'm a girl btw

>>17752780
Nope

>>17752772
you have to drink a cup of bleach it attracts vampires because it cleans your blood

>>17752780
Why does gender matter when it comes to becoming a vampire?

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>>17752796
>>17752785
>>17752784
If you're female, your sucking my cock with your vampire lips. If you're male, I'm gonna stake your skinny ass.

>>17752787
This. I poured it in my friends cup. Then she became a vamp. She then gave me glorious head, slurping every ounce of my semen.

www.templeofthevampire.com only recognized authority of Vampires.

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>>17753125
>You mean this Bullshit
My sides