demon summoning tips

>>17751898
Depends what you have to offer. Not your soul or anything. But in terms of ability.

Look into void meditation. Gotta open up them spirit channels by altering your perception of reality first. That way you see the reality beneath reality.

Then shit gets real.

I'm here. Ask away.

However, you serve my needs boy. I'm going to fuck with you.

>>17751898
not worth it unless you are ginger

>>17751914
What demons besides satan are available to make deals with? I wanna fix my life and become a better person to society and make people's lives better

>>17751927
Me.

Demons ain't gonna help you, son.

>>17751927
Dont fuck with spirits. Deal with that shit when your dead.

>>17751927
Then just do it, retard.
Don't listen to that fucking Imp.

>>17751898
You can't, demons aren't real.

>>17751952
your not real

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>>17751952
> on /x/
> says demons aren't real
My sides

>>17751911
You void meditate?

>>17751964
Well it's true, nobody has the proof except for "I've experienced it but I can't conveniently show evidence"

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>>17751964
>on /x/
>a poster isn't retarded

That's really a shocker, i know.

>>17751966
>>17751967
There exists intelligent scientists who believe in god anon. Not everyone fits into the same mold. I understand if he thought the earth was flat, but you don't have to a roast someone who believes in demons.

>>17751965
Every few days. I get into shallow states all the time, but only ever really go deep when I need to understand something.

>>17751976
>Intelligent scientists
>Believe in god

Pick one

>>17751984
How exactly does it work?

>>17751967
>IQ testing on a fucking anonymous board
>/pol/ is one of the lowest
Take this kike propaganda out of here

>>17751976
Most scientist believers are deists or pantheists, the don't believe in anthropomorphisms of gods and demons.

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>>17751986
> pick two

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>>17751992
Fair enough.

>>17751989
That's accurate, fuck off with your red pill bullshit, conspiracy theories worse than any /x/ thread, and racism

>>17751988
I could tell you, but you should find out for yourself.

Whatever is on the other side values personal effort.

>>17751993
No, that's only one, any retard can be a scientist

>>17752001
How exactly was this study carried out? How could you trust the anons? We need all the factors in this study for us to actually believe it.
> inb4 /pol/
I'm not a redpill

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>>17751993
If this is correct than that means that >>17751952 most likely has a low iq as well. Just saying.

>>17752012
I meant if >>17751967 is correct. Pardon the typos, I'm also busy.

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>>17751898
People always act like demons are some big, scary thing. I tried all kinds of rituals and actively seeked them out, nothing interesting happen. You can literally go and summon some grand demon of hell, call him a faggot and command him to lick your genitals, and that little bitch either doesn't exist or has no power to do anything.

You will also notice that the things demons apparently do for people are 99% things that happen to everyone else as well. So it pretty much comes down to placebo and confirmation bias.

>I found a gf!
>I made some money!
>I feel better!
>My bully broke his toe last week!

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>>17752021
>>I found a gf!
>>I made some money!
>>I feel better!
>>My bully broke his toe last week!

When will these things happen to me?

>>17752033
Well, just do a ritual and believe you're a wizard. Or believe that a demon got your back. Then, use these delusions to motivate yourself, be more confident and do shit. Should help.

>>17752012
>>17752015
Lol, way to show more evidence for the IQ chart

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>>17752037
>>17752033
>>17752037
Damn so nothing interesting exists.... fuck my life. Might as well go rob a store then an hero.

>>17752021
holy shit youre so cool and original. And so tough! WowWeeee! ;) did everyone read the part where this guy said you can summon a big ol badass demon and call him a faggot???
>bet this guy has had sex with 3, maybe even 4 women
I wish I were as cool as you. I wouldnt be able to tell a demon to lick my balls. Not only are you obviously experienced in this, youre cool, handsome, original, and most of all brave. :D
Thanks for your reply, guy. Youre the best.

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>>17752053

>>17752053
I'm not a man and I don't really care about sex. But I love how butthurt and defensive you got. You don't need to be sad, little buddy. Demons are totally real! It's not roleplay! Indeed you're a powerful and unique wizard. And don't let stupid anons like me tell you otherwise!

>>17752059
Clearly a little boy. What you typed is arguably worse than what the other retard did.

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>>17752066
Sure thing. If that makes you sleep better, I'm totally a little boy. You people are used to delusions and roleplay anyways so this one should be easy.

>>17752069
You people? I just visit this board from time to time to see if anything catches my interest. And half the time it's just retards like you.

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>>17752069
> posts shota on a blue board

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>>17752059
Unless we get a timestamp, we're gonna have to assume you're a tumblr landwhale

>>17752073
>said the triggered retard

Adorable.

>>17752074
I'm not the one who started the little boy talk and there is nothing lewd or explicit about that picture.

>>17752075
Assume what you want. I'm fine with that.

>>17751898
>Are there easy ways to summon demons without candles and shit?

Yeah, but they don't work very well, if at all, and, if they do, you're exposing yourself to shit you likely can't put down.

Very bad form.

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>>17752076
> thinks a little boy would realistically wear a midriff shirt.
This right here is autism. Not the demon worshippers.

>>17752083
>OMG??? WHAT??? A LITTLE ANIME BOY ON 4CHUN SHOWIN HIS STOMACH?? UNBELIEVEABLE!11 IM VOMITITNG GUISE!

It's just art. The fact that you get this spastic about a simple picture that's within the rules tells me that the autistic person is... you. :^)

>>17752076
I'm not the triggered retard you fucking moron, and neither the person who made this >>17752021 autistic post, which unsurprisingly, was you.

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>>17752021
So what can I do? I'm 18 and need to turn my life around. The demons would've given me a good solution... but apparently from what you're saying I cant.

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>>17752089
Just try it then. And try to believe really hard that it's legit. It might work as a placebo for you.

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>>17752087
This picture would've been more acceptable. Not all of us are weebs or pedos

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>>17752088
>I'M N-NOT TRIGGERED YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT MORON AUTISTICI$$%&$&3!"!!!1

Sure. You're not triggered at all. I'm glad. :)

>>17752087
Maybe we just don't like little boys...

>>17752108
So? I don't care what you like or not. I was "accused" of being a little boy so I found it appropriate. It has little to do with this topic and demons though. I said my part and apparently it hit close to home, if you look at all the rustled jimmies, such as >>17752112

>>17752117
Timmy turner would've been a more appropriate pic.

>>17752123
Not really. 4chan was originally created to discuss manga and anime. It's origin and roots are about weeb-stuff. If newfags like you have a problem with that, I don't care. Little anime boys it is, not cartoon shit.

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>>17752117
Kek, I would've never thought kids would be on at this hour. Must be the time zones or something.

>>17752137
You guys do seem very obsessed with "kids" and "little boys"... Hmm. :)

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>>17752131
>If newfags like you have a problem with that, I don't care. Little anime boys it is, not cartoon shit.

>>17752139
You just can't stop giving me attention. It's very flattering.

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>>17752131
> oldfag pedo stuck in the past
kek

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>>17752131
> Weeaboo landwhale detected
Get back in the kitchen fatso

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>>17752146
>>17752142
>>17752139
mad samefag is mad.

>>17752148
Don't be so delusional, because multiple people hate your ass doesn't mean it's a samefag. You are not a likable person and never will be so I suggest you fuck off you /a/ and /b/

>>17752152
I wont though. Stay buttblasted.

>>17752142
>>17752146
>>17752139
Go fuck yourself you autist.

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>>17752148
> is supposedly an oldfag
> doesn't know when someone is truly samefagging
My sides

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>>17752152
>this triggered by the suggestion that his demon escapades are but fancies

Yer a wizard, Harry.

>>17752157
Now he will accuse you of being me and samefagging, even though the poster count changed.

>>17752162
That person you replied to wasn't me though. :^)

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>>17752154
>>17752157
>>17752164
>>17752167

Le samefag XD

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>>17752172
I know right?

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Now that the oedo landwhale lady is gone? Can we get back on topic?

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>>17752239
We were on topic before you kids started crying because you were told that your grand plan of becoming a master necromancer was total bogus.

>>17752239
lol

>>17751898
Hey Satan, can you stop shilling for spiritual suicide on /x/ and just go to Hell already?
Also, please stop deleting all of the good conspiracy threads.

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>>17752253
???? Wha?? I just wanted to forge a faustian deal with a demon to imorove my life

>>17751898
are there any demons that wont ask a lot just to have a chat?
like if i share a home made meal with them and talk

>>17752268
That's what I'm asking. But instead we have landwhales promoting anime little boys in this thread. What the hell.

>>17752268
>are there any demons that wont ask a lot just to have a chat?

All of them? The asking shit comes up when you first have a chat, dummy.

>>17752274
hey i dont know anything about this stuff no need to be salty

i'd like to talk with gnostic deities shit would be awesome

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>>17752273
Just stay in school, ok?

get a ouija u scrub

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>>17752281
> used same image to prove a different thread wrong
> got an ally destroyed with facts
MY SIDES

>>17752286
*Anally
> auto correct is a bitch

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>>17752286
Are u ok, anon? Do the stroke test now, it can save your life.

>>17752291
Point is you're a troll destroying people's beliefs. And as one anon pointed out in that thread, there exists At least one mutant boy with super strength

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>>17752299
The person you replied to isn't me, but he (or she) found your reactions equally ridiculous. I made this >>17752021 and then you people went totally autistic, started to insult, called me fat, a little boy, a desperate virgin and what not. How am I troll for stating my opinion and experiences? The fact that you guys got so triggered over this to the point of writing long replies just filled with insults is pretty pathetic.

>>17752312
Aw, little faggot's feelings were hurt. I think you'd be a whole lot better at /a/ with your weeaboo pals.

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>>17752312
I only got upset at the shota bullshit. That's for /a/ and /b/

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>>17752322
>>17752323
Make me leave, kid.

>>17752322
>>17752323
It looked like your feelings got hurt, not mine. That's why you reacted so... triggeredl ;)

>>17752325
When mommy gets up and sees you still haven't gotten off her computer she'll make you leave. But be my guest if you want to waste it on shitting up an /x/ thread when you could be having lots of fun browsing shota pics with your /a/ and /b/ pals

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>>17752328
>>17752325
> still accuses me of samefagging
This is very special autism, isn't it?

>>17752331
You guys are literally too retarded to notice that you talk to two different people.

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>>17752331

>>17752336
You tell me. Seems like you know everything about autism. :)

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>>17752337 see >>17752336

You're the same retard, don't lie

>>17752350
You're such an epic troll. 2/10! Epic kekk'd! :3

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>>17752337
We know that anon. We're just trying to spear the landwhale itself.

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>>17752350
>>17752354

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>>17752350
> thinks I'll call myself stupid by claiming I can't tell the difference between anons.
The real autustic demons are lurking in this very thread.

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Thanks a lot.

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>>17752358
> still thinks I'm samefagging

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>>17752354
P-Please touch my little boy butthole in the most undemonic way, senpai~

>>17752112
MODS MODS THEY POSTED A PENIS GIF

>>17752358
>>17752358
>>17752379
The autistic demons in all their glory... wait, it's only one

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>>17752379
No shota fag, I hate little kids. Gtfo this thread and let's get back on track

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>>17752392

>>17752392 forgot one of his posts >>17752366

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>>17752393
B... But, it can stay our little secret, senpai. Pleaseeee kyaaaa~ A-And when you're done with my butthole you can sacrifice me to demons and summon them.. :3~

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Fuck this thread and the people in it. Post your spideys since thread derailed

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>>17752403

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>>17752402

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What did everyone think of civil war?

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>>17752410
S-So hot..

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>>17752413

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>>17752410
Agreed.

>>17752413
Winter soldier was better, Captain America movies by themselves are far more serious and dark.

Compared to Winter Soldier, Civil War was basically an Avengers movie with no deaths and crappy jokes as always.

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>>17752422

Why do you fags feel the need to reply? Does it hurt you that much when someone posts obvious bait?

It's shit like this that derails threads and makes /x/ a laughing stock. Because we cant fucking talk about demons but instead cry at anons who don't believe in demons. Fuck.

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>tfw you realize that ADF (ANGELIC DEFENSE FORCE) derailed this thread with autism to make demon-fags look like insane retards and not allow a discussion about unholy practice

Thanks, ADF!

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>>17752419
>>17752418
>>17752402

>>17752428
I don't believe in demons, I just think that retarded same fagging landwhale is intriguing to make fun of

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>>17752428

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>>17752432
> christ cuck detected

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>>17752435

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>>17752440

I found some weird shit on this site guys

Aidanlphotography.weebly.com

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>>17752446

>>17751898
You cannot summon what only exists as a whisper in your mind. Demons have no corporeal form they are nothing but smoke and whispers and only have the power you give them.

>>17752464
Finally, back on track. So what does exist anon? So far th e universe is sounding more and more boring and depressing.

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>>17752468

>>17752428
/x is a laughing stock because its populated by paranoid schizos and idiots who believe in the paranormal against all proof to the opposite. Not to mention all the RP fags who pretend to be wizards while jerking it to cartoons.

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>>17752476

>>17752476
Nothing paranormal is real. You are simply trying to give form to what Jung would call your shadow self. Its all in your head.

>>17752480
I'm not a schizo nor an idiot or a wannabe wizard that draws porn. I never confirmed the existence of denons. I wanted to learn rituals to see if they are real for myself. The world is simply boring anon.

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>>17752495
Do a triple backflip into a noose you cancerous autistic fuck

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>>17752503

>>17752492
Rituals cannot summon something that doesn't exist. Its a delusion in your mind created from countless superstitions your ancestors created because they didn't have an understanding of the natural world.

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>>17752509
Back to /a/ you filthy fucking weeaboo

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>>17752515

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If you want to summon demons, just learn to program.

>>17752531
How does that even make sense?

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Duh.

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Do ayy lmaos exist at least?

>>17752563
It is statistically probable that somewhere in space there are aliens, it is statistically improbable that they are coming to earth or any one has ever met one. Humans have has a fascination with the sky since the early days of their existence and pretty much every report of aliens through out history can be explained as a hoax or through reasonable natural phenomena. People see what they want to see.

>>17752586
Is there ANYTHING worthwhile in the universe?

>>17752586

kek

>>17752599
Very likely but it is so far away that no one in your lifetime will ever see any of it. The distances between stars is so vast it takes light thousands of years to reach them.

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>>17751967
>/x/ is mentally retarded
No surprises here. There are people here that literally believe in magic. Most children know better.

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>>17752626
Well, there's nothing to fucking live for. This world is bland and shitty.

>>17752660
It is what ever you believe it to be. There is unlimited wonder in the world for someone who seeks it. You simply have decided that a world of fantasy was a better place to live. Look around you at the real world and see the sheer wonder of it without eyes clouded by delusion. The very complexity of the human circulatory system is a marvel of natural design. All of this you can learn and more.

>>17752680
That's trivial. Every mammal has a circulatory system, nervous system, etc. I wanted to believe in something greater than us, or on the same level yet different. Life just seems trivial to me

>>17752733
It is trivial because you feel things must be grand. The simplest things often are the most beautiful and fascinating. History, Nature, Philosophy, Science all of these things are amazing to those who are willing to learn and better themselves. Your problem is you cling to delusion and fantasy the greater meaning in life can only be attained through knowledge. Seek and ye shall find.

>>17752768
>History, Nature, Philosophy, Science all of these things are amazing to those who are willing to learn and better themselves.

And so are the paths of magic and mysticism. If you're willing to learn and better yourself, they can be most fulfilling indeed.

>>17752777
Magic and mysticism have no power and are not useful to anyone. The people who do this surround themselves with idiots who are easily fooled and use tricks to impress them. Its a scam science can be proven empirically through math and testing in almost all cases. Mysticism relies on belief and the stupidity of the masses.

>>17752777
I'm no wizard fag
>>17752768
Believe it or not, I aspired to be a scientist when I was younger, but the more I found out about physics and the universe, the more I got depressed. I wasn't satisfied with the answer science was giving me. I'm fact finding out that conciousness might not be even real caused me to seek religion and the paranormal even more.

>>17752777
Read the golden Bough it is a wonderful explanation of how magic descended into conventional religion. This all happened because your ancestors where afraid of what they didn't understand and created stories to explain those things.

>>17752798
Then learn more and find a better answer. The only way to what you seek is through greater knowledge.

>>17752793
>Magic and mysticism have no power and are not useful to anyone.

For you, that may well be true, but your personal experience is far too limited to speak more broadly. It's understandable that you dismiss so casually such things. It's just not compelling.

>>17752804
Well, learning about the heat death of the universe made me not wanna learn some more

>>17752815
I spent years chasing this crap in that time I have never witnessed anything paranormal or magical. Every time it has turned out to be some trick used to impress less rational people. Believe what you like but its a waste of a life chasing magic and the paranormal unless you are a conman..

>>17752821
I'm off to classes don't give up hope always be skeptical and embrace knowledge and truth. For what is life except the pursuit of knowledge and truth.

>>17752834
I only believed in gof, demons, angels, mutants, and ayy lmaos

>>17752838
Have a good day anon. We had a good discussion.

>>17752834
>I spent years chasing this crap in that time I have never witnessed anything paranormal or magical.

All this proves, if anything, is that you failed. It says nothing about magic or mysticism.