The Men in Black

>>17749535
Why are they always so wide?

The're probably shredded.

>>17749535
They're the assholes standing in the way of truth.

Needless to say, we should cut them down where they stand.

Yeah but do you think they are government or something stranger?

>>17749666
Will do Satan

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>>17749535
They're nothing. Not even real. The men in black are just a conspiracy story to distract from real issues in the world.

One thing's for sure. They're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.

>>17749746
Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.

>>17749905
A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.

Saw this guy at the mall wearing the exact same attire at the guys in the OP holding a brief case. Only problem was, he was some skinny 20 yr old looking fedora tier.

>>17749931
You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good.

>>17749931
New hire.

>>17749535
They're real.

>>17749939
All right, Beatrice, there was no alien. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

>>17749943
where am I?
How did I get on this website? why does an anime website have a paranormal board?

>>17749938
Where can I apply? I'm serious.

>>17749968
On a more personal note Beatrice, Edgar ran off with an old girlfriend. You're gonna go stay with your mom a couple nights. You're gonna get over it and decide you're better off.

>>17749976
You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MiB special services. You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are the Men in Black.

>>17749976
probably www.fbi.gov

>>17749987
We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of.

>>17749982
guess I should go to bloomingdales and maybe get a facial.

>>17749999
Well, yeah, you know, 'cause 'cause he never appreciated you anyway. In fact, you know what - you kicked HIM out! And now that he's gone you're gonna go into town, you go to Bloomingdale's and find some nice dresses, get yourself some shoes, you know, find somewhere, maybe you can get a facial. And, uh, oh - hire a decorator to come in here quick, 'cause... DAMN.

>>17749994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI-hGthrwA

>>17749984
Well I've been going on /r9k/ for over 7 years, so sign me up!

>>17750016
You will sever every human contact. Nobody will ever know you exist anywhere. Ever. I'll give you to sunrise to think it over.

>>17750019
See you then.

if anon got drafted off 4chan that would be hilarious

>>17749821
Wait even Satan can't stop them?

>>17750019
If you are apart of the government or at all one of the "Men In Black" I'd like you to prove it since they're supposed to be like fucking super smart

Whats my name?

>>17749535
When that pic was taken, it was snowing outside. Underneath that coat, there's a suit. These people walk by you ever. Single. Day....You may think they're lawyers, accountants or restaurant managers, but it is "then".

>>17749984
>Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are the Men in Black.
>Anonymity is your name
/x/ confirmed MIB.

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>>17749912
I absolutely love The Fugitive.

>>17750101
shut up tony

>>17750101
>supposed to be like fucking super smart
What planet did you just come in from? Because you're sure as fuck not from around this star.

>>17750138
But that quote is from Captain America.

well idk about the men in black but I do know I got a visit from the feds when I was younger and looked up stupid stuff on the internet at both my moms and dads house. Both houses lost internet at roughly the same time not only that but the cable repair service came In less then 10 min they said the spliter cable burned out btw you cant burn out spliter cables they also gave a free router upgrade.. after that I kept my nose clean on the internet and in life

>>17750371
I guess I kinda deserved it for being the edgy fucking teen I was looking up davids guide to taking down goliaths big toys how to fight the government and such, really I was reading it cause hey tv says explosives and shit are cool right. was a reall try hard for trying to be cool

Some journalists admitted they dressed up as government type guys to get people to talk. This explains some cases. But there have been cases where the mib knew details of a sighting that none other than the witness knew. F.ex. The famous cases where some ufo supposedly crashed in a lake or the case where this guy shoots a photo of his kid and you see this guy in a strange space suit in the background. Also very strange the story when Dan Aykroyd saw some mib.

>>17750371
what did the feds say to you?

>>17750350
That came from Aliens you dink.

>>17750713
They showed up and asked him if he's John Connor

>>17749746

something far stranger. They're not from this world

>>17749976
You don't.

>>17749746
Government officials.

>>17749535
Technocracy

so basically they are either (A) a special government psy op agency or (B) extraterrestrial time traveling shape shifting alien robots or (C) both or of course (D) just an urban legend

>>17751228
Pretty much, yeah.

>>17749579
I heard they have an 8 pack.

>>17749535
literally men in suits.

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>>17749943
Men in Black are real. Kihihihiihihihihiihihihihi!

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>>17751278
This.
>mfw some tinfoils are taking pictures of government officials or people returning from funerals

>>17750091
It was your repeating integers, fucking idiot

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>>17750682
>Dan Aykroyd saw some mib

Was it while he was on a Mission from God?

>>17749535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvNbwLbOAU4

Do they like the movies?

If someone wanted to look inconspicuous these days wouldn't they just wear some jeans and a shirt?
Black suit is way too recognizable nowadays, it seems as though it is more of a conspiracy theory left over from the 50s or something. Maybe people back then really were being watched by some government officials because of the red scare.

those guys probably were just regular people

>>17750713
nothing but after that I stopped using my 128 bit tor encrypted internet program and stopped going to dodgey websites and downloading so much weapons porn

>>17751278
>>17751868
>>17753879
the men in OP image were not just normal men in suits. they were described by witnesses as having identical faces, both extremely tall, pale skin, no eyebrows/eyelashes, and they didn't blink

>>17754119
By who?

Anybody can say that shit.

Anybody can also get a couple of friends to walk into their hotel during work in those kinds of suits.

That photo is hot garbage.

>>17749535
Androids

>>17749539
>why are they so wide.
They are not wide.
1. wearing suits underneath the coat produces such appearance.
2. distortion at edge of camera fisheye wide lens from exaggerates their appearance.

>>17749976
like any job they would come to you. some things in life are not an application its what your born to do. other people spend their lives looking for others or a large part since there are never enough so the door is technically always open.

>>17751228
>(A) a special government psy op agency
they dress in casual attire anon.

>>17754545
SHTU UP KIKE

>>17749535
Join us and find out https://discord.gg/0z0fZpua19t7Hn38

>>17749899
dubs confirms

>>17750759
>he hasn't seen Hollow Man

>>17749579
>>17751248
Whatever, the Men in Black are all punk bitches. They look like they weigh thirty pounds soaking wet underneath those little black dresses.

>>17754970
due to dark matter a small frame can contain a vast amount of power though also weight at times.

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>>17754958
>mrw The Matrix Reloaded quotes

>>17749535
I think they stay out of state. I wouldn't want to know what they have to put up with during business.