>you spend your days attempting to control your delusional

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>you spend your days attempting to control your delusional semi-schitzo brain
>CHAD spends his days getting a major in nuclear physics at a quality ivy where he joined a secret society and will earn tons of money and contribute value to the modern world
>you spend your days researching semi-imaginary forces that you aren't able to affect in the slightest
>CHAD already has a spot saved for him in the NWO and maintains close friendships with several powerful Grey's
>you attempt and fail to astral project yourself in hopes of a false form of enlightment
>CHAD has already opened his third eye and uses his incredable HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME to successfully charm other world beings to grant him infinite wisdom
>you spend your days preparing complex and dangerous rituals that you never get any response from
>CHAD has had sex with countless succubus without ever needing to summon one, they simply come to him
How does it feel knowing you will always be a disgusting tin foil wearing freak while CHAD understands the true mysteries of the universe.