Right now

>>17729291
I'll even film it and upload or share or cmon /x/ give me something spooky I can experience it is two in the god damned morning

You think we would be pissing around on /x/ if we actually knew?

>>17729304
Fuck man maybe someone has some idea to offer, it's always worth a shot no homo

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you tell me anon.

>>17729319
Clairvoyant me what I'm eating right now. If you can do it before I'm done eating, I'll seriously consider posting timestamped pics.

>>17729360
cheetos

>>17729360
who said I was clairvoyant, im just a bored fucking dude who wants something spooky to happen and share results with my /x/ bros here

I can't know what you're eating, I can only guess, and I shall then guess that you are eating cake or a soup of some kind. I fucking don't know man I ate some cookies earlier.

>>17729291
Go outside. Go for a walk. Try to start up a conversation with the first sapient thing you see.

>>17729382
You didn't even fucking try. Edgar Cayce said we can all do it.

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>>17729390
Okay fine Jesus Christ, I got some cookies but nothing spooky happened in the process.

Maybe they'll help. The method I'll attempt for clairvoyance of your meal is to look at your post real hard for some moments and then meditate and see what food comes to mind.

>>17729387
I'll also try this in a bit. If I encounter any human whatsoever or experience anything interesting otherwise I'll upload some video.

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>>17729398
We aren't in the same time zone. Triggered.

>>17729398
Done eating. It was crab cakes.

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Been wandering out for a while and haven't really encountered anything interesting, much less any sapient beings to chat with. I tried looking for some frogs or rats but couldn't even find any of them things.
I live in a pretty boring and soulless suburb. Heading back to my flat hopefully something spooky can happen there.

>>17729471
Well I kinda guessed cake so I was at least verbally close I guess

Fuck around with a ritual. That's how most spooky things start out.
Will probably only work if you're in college.

>>17729496
Find someones window that you can look through without being caught. take pics.

Be the spook you wish to not see in the world.

>>17729398
Those are some nice cookies

>>17729816
That's uplifting. I can be the spoop

>>17729859
"peeping tom" shit is illegal

Spend a week watching television and reading various newspapers

>>17729816
>>17729864
>without being caught

come on, man. Its like you're not even trying to have fun.

>>17729496
So you are the only being in the neighborhood? Spooky!

>>17729864
>>17729816
I'd like to be a spook or be a-spooked, not be a creep.

>>17729617
>college
Does graduate level count? Give me some goddamn rituals.

>>17730867
1-put a drop of semen on some paper or wooden board

>>17730898
What does this achieve.

I might head out to the store later. I'm thinking about picking up a couple specifically coloured candles and perform the solo Mass of Chaos ritual. I don't think it summons anything but it might still be spooky to experience. Should I livestream it.

>>17729291
Make a oujia board from cardboard and set it on fire and throw it in your trash

>>17729291
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5bOUE8EKh_U

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Make fire

>>17730898
Inject jizz into chicken egg

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>>17729321
no you tell me first anon you dirty fucking hippy

>>17731466
lol this is stupid

That guy notredame stared into a fire at night while drinking all kinds of herbs.
Might give you something.

>>17731458
ye

>>17729291
Hold the power button on your computer and your monitor will go into standby mode. That shit is spooky as fuck anon.

>>17731814
don't hold it for too long though or it will turn off completely.

>>17731458
bumping with an affirmative to recording it and putting on youtube.

pick up a camera, go to an dark place and walk around looking only through it. Anything like a sound or else can be scary then.

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>>17733007
>putting on YouTube

I don't think their shitty terms and conditions would allow it to be up for very long.
If you don't know about the Mass, it is... a bit lewd.
I'll definitely put it up somewhere once it's done, which will probably be tomorrow.

I couldn't do it tonight, I couldn't get the candles, and I've run out of cookies.
My roommates needed to buy shit so they came with me to the store, I said I was gonna get some candles and when they asked why I puss'd out of buying the required creepy coloured candles and ended up just getting scented ones that didn't raise questions.

I'll just go to the store tomorrow.
Don't worry, I'll definitely do it and upload that shit somewhere.
I found this perfect abandoned little shed to do the thing in.

>>17733024
Did this last night.
I was wandering in a nearby creek and I saw this weird white thing move in my camera and I got a little spooked until I realised it was just a possum.
We chilled for a bit but I don't think the footage is interesting at all.

>>17729291
Play hide and seek alone.

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>>17731560
how about you quit playing fucking games with me or see what happens you soggy fucking donut

>>17733125
http://hideandgokill.wikia.com/wiki/Hide_and_Go_Seek_Alone
Forgot link.

>>17733120
bump for interest