Area 51 secrets

>>17726559
Of course not (apart from weather balloons) , don't bother us with such questions.

>>17726559

They just keep tech there and use it for a cover.

Better stuff is elsewhere.

I think they use 51 to hide the better bases, and if 51 ever went public they could say, "Oh yeah so what we made some top secret shit there niga."

>>17726581
Explain unknown flying objects that come from area 51 with huge speed?

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>>17726559
am I the only one who finds that thing hot?

>>17726559
Nah, all the alien shit is at Wright patt airforce base

I mean if so many people claim to have seen something I'm pretty sure they saw something

>>17726592
>>17726613

Just hallucinations

>>17726603
Nope, it's pretty normal there

>>17726603
>I_want _to_believe.bmp

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This is a weather satellite image showing a contrail originate from A51 going across Russia and into China.

Whatever it is is going faster than 8000mph.

>>17726641
Brainwashed americans will say its some kind of a missle

>>17726559
ive got a friend that goes back 20 some odd years with me- back to high school-(old fag here)
hes always been one of those types who was always way too smart for some of us to keep up with-you know how highly intelligent people are just kinda weird? dry sense of humor types?
anyway this dude is a good guy none the less-well after HS he joined the USAF-because of his intellect and testing, he ended up doing something along the lines of nuclear testing as his MOS-He retired shortly after the Fukashima incident-he and his "team" were sent to the west coast to test the air for an extended period to monitor radiation levels as they came across the Pacific-Just to give you an idea-
So anyway dude had/and still has some clearance-last year his band played a show and they covered an entire Tool album-did a killer job too i may add-
needless to say we got pretty tanked and ended up drinking and talking til almost dawn-being me I jumped right in to conspiracies and ayys and reptoids etc-
he told me that he had been to area 51 for part of his training-
caught me by total surprise-so i started digging-being pragmatic, he assured me that there was nothing there and thats how our conversation ended-we moved on to breakfast,but i remember feeling like he was kinda stonewalling me-like the way he said it,almost from a script of what to tell civilians-
sorry this is so long-i will continue

>>17726656
but what if it's TWO missiles?

>>17726673
There are few people that worked in area 51 and before their death revealed some amazing secrets with proof (pictures) video is available on youtube

>>17726673
fast forward a couple of days-it is now monday-
i cut some firewood all day and i was fkn dead-im chillin,still in my boots and everything laying on my bed smokin a fat spliff-
I hear my roomate say from the other room that so and so was here-
dude strait walks in my room-doesnt say hi, how ya doin, fuck you-nothing of the sort-
he strait just says hey remember the other night? what we talked about? i hadnt even sat up-it was weird-
he says to me -well when you descend the lower levels at S4, its huge and round-the first couple of levels you walk is in a large circle that descends like a theatre would-those first levels are security then in this circular pattern are complete intact buildings from Nagasaki and Heroshima-buildings from the blast zone that for some reason did not receive a scratch-they were uprooted, encased in glass, crated and shipped here from Japan-they sit side by side in the secret spiral underground base in the middle of a salt flat in the desert of the U.S.-like a strange and eerie neighborhood with no one home-
actually some had human bodies in them that perished where they sat-
he told me everything was air tight and the people didnt decompose much past the immediate aftermath of their demise-
he told me this with a strait face in a matter of fact way like he was sent there to do this specifically-
then as quickly as he showed up he just walked out-before he was out of my eyesight down the hall-(im still laying there with a spliff hanging from my lips in total awe)
he turn and says-S4 groom lake area51, whatever it goes by,is for testing new aircraft and for testing radiation that weve done to others as well as ourselves out there-
the real secret is Dugway
i havent talked to him since-his wife tried to fuk me cause i guess he wasnt paying her enough attention-when i respectfully declined she told him i instigated an attempt on her titties i guess to garner his attention- longwinded i know wish it were more revealing-but it is true

>>17726592

Technology reverse engineered.

Like I said they keep tech there, where do you think we got drones from. Area 21 is where they do the drones right?

>>17726592

Area 51 is the 33 degree.

everyone knows its just a cover up for edwards afb

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>>17726834

>>17726862
skully pls

from what I know that area 51 has more then one levels I only know of 12 but im sure there are way more and im also sure they just don have aliens there but even more mind boggling thing

>>17726559
Nah dude. After area 51 became too well know they moved all the good shit toarea 52. 51 is just a distraction now.

>>17726641

bump for info on this

>>177266

I see no image of Russia, or China, or anything that looks like a "contrail".

That east-west white line isn't even originating from the area "area 51" is actually in.

Area-51 was just a range used for testing aircraft and weapon systems.

That's it.

>>17726559
uncle worked there, had clearance and everything. maybe i'll post about his stories here when he passes away. none of it is 'super spoopy secret' but he did make a few open-ended remarks back in the 90's to me as a kid

>>17727570
Why would former workers lie about ufos and aliens in A51? They have nothing from it.. + they have pictures and videos. You can check it on youtube

>>17727577
Who?

Nobody I've seen that claims to have worked there and has seen UFO's is legit.

I KNOW there's UFO's out there, but I don't believe for a second that we ever managed to back engineer any of their shit. Nor do I believe that area-51 is anything other than a test range for classified shit, including nukes.

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>>17726795
What the fuck

they have really good brownies there

>>17727593

That pic of the "alien" is actually a plastic doll.

And yet some idiots hold that up as evidence...

>>17726559
I've said this a million times before, but I'll say it again.

IF, and I do mean "if" there ever was anything even vaguely paranormal in Area 51, it was moved out to a more secure/obscure location a loooong time ago.

Area 51 is a meme. It's a punchline in nearly every movie featuring an alien, do you really think they have ufos and shit there? Don't be retarded, OP. Use your common sense.

>>17727593
>>17727598
YES! This guy... he worked at area 51 and revealed ufo and alien secrets before death... there is a youtube video too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDptecTrxSc

>>17726595
I do.

I think I've spent to much time here.

>>17726559
I thought I would post here real quick,

you can choose to believe this or not I guess but my mom worked for the secret service in her prime days.
she never tells me stories about anything that's ever happened but we have a plaque that kind of proves her service.
anyways, I was joking around with her one day and I asked her what she thought was happening in Area 51. she got pretty serious and said she didn't know but she always tried to stay as far away for it as possible in her years of service. supposedly she heard weird stories from there and now always gets physically sick hearing about it. I asked her to tell me what happens but she refuses. I guess she's still bound to the secrecy of the secret service lmao.

>>17726566
Lol

>>17726592
>what are experimental aircraft

Well if it were just a weather balloon for listening for Soviet nuclear tests, why all the commotion to find it so rapidly if it crashed on American soil? It just seems odd that all stops would be pulled to grab that thing unless it had extremely valuable data on it.

It's possible they could have had confirmed huge explosions captured by it but the U2 spy plane came out two years later. That's like upgrading from a 1980's mac to an iPhone in two years... just a lot of strange shit about that night....

>>17726641
gr8 source youve got there. any spaz with fingers and mspaint could add a white "contrail" to that picture

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iQH11GW7w8Q

Ok so why would he lie?

>>17726803
I think we made drones ourself lad, given that they're just scaled up RC helicopters

>>17727593
That one looks like a fake
I've seen the real one. Won't be posting it.

“The UFO community is just fraught with the most crack-brained, peculiar, self-serving, unstable, mush-minded group of people you would ever hope to get together in one place. I mean, it’s like a magnet for screwballs.”
- Terence McKenna

>>17726795
I see clusterfuck posts with shit narratives all day long on this board. Every once in awhile though, I see a beautiful little gem like yours. Interesting information, along with some solid keks, I thank you for posting my friend

nah that would be bait as fuck and frankly stupid to keep alien kit or whatever else in such an infamous place

>>17726595
Is that alien vag?

>>17726592
premature ejaculation

>>17727577
What >>17727585
said. Also the music industry takes down youtube videos all the time but the all powerful government agency can't keep their secrets out of freaking youtube? Unless they want people to believe in aliens and shit to distract them from the real stuff.

>>17729013
It's legit

skip to 1hr:39

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeWWOhcrMWs

>>17726559
Its mostly where they test experimental aircract but whos to say what really goes on there?

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>>17731945
Let's just delete this thread.

The function is to revert attention. Its so obvious I don't know why anyone would think otherwise.

>>17731961
Divert*

>>17731961
I think aliens stories are created to divert attention.

>>17728764
Yes. Anyone with a clearance (particularly SCI's) can tell you there are things you aren't allowed to disclose for the rest of your life and you could be in a shit ton of trouble if you ever do and it gets traced back to you.

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>>17731991
Alien stories are created to divert attention from alien stories.

Think about it.

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>>17732004
if some being is so advanced to travel millions of light years to us I don't think they would do that to run around naked in the woods and stick stuff up people's butt. If they are among us they probably would have the tech to be nearly omnipotent compared to us. They could be visually nearly indistinguishable from us if they want to but I can give in that language, social norms and thought process might be a barrier, just like how we are nearly omnipotent to a bee's point of view but our understanding of their language is very primitive. So we get a weirdo. A person who looks like perfectly normal human but thinks and acts in a weird way

>>17732059
I don't think that's how sentient beigns work, we are intelligent enough to travel to other planetary objects, and I bet all of my hard earned shekels, that Neil Armstrong would run around naked in the woods and stick his dick up people's butt.

If he could.

Mybe alien life wasn't nice enough, so our hard working leaders decide that we better not know about them.

I'm reading the Brazilian report on the Colares case Operacao Prato, (Operation dish) and thos aliens are dicks.

Scary shit, people beign attacked, the military got attacked, nothing pretty and sophisticated.

>>17732168
As I said, these alien stories are made up to diverge attention. If you are advanced enough to travel millions of light years then humans are for you what insects are for us. we can identify if there is a species of fish in a body of water without ever seeing or interacting with it, just by collecting water samples we can detect a specific fish species DNA in the lake. Imagine what a thousands of years more advanced civilization could do. A fly that got in your house could be a device to collect DNA, and that pigeon could be a monitoring device.

>>17732211
But we don't how alien life looks or want.

The space travel could have given them space insanity, and when they reached earth went full retard on the cattle.

Or some shit like that.

If they were advanced humans for example, what would they do?

>>17731991
Quite possibly. I treat most things in that viewpoint

>>17732059
Who says they traveled? Why do they say that?

>>17730160
THIS.

>>17732211
No, not insects. More like chimpanzees or bonobos

>>17732230
Sounds pretty stupid. we are not talking about humans with cool gadgets level, we are talking about post singularity level.

>>17732000
well now it all makes sense.

>>17728764
I have an idea about this.

>>17732258
I stand correct. Insects. The gap between the tech to travel millions of light years and our current technology is bigger than between our tech and rocks to break nuts.

>>17732000
My father during Vietnam was a decorated Navy SEAL. He had higher than the top level of commonly known security clearance. Above Eyes Only. He reported directly to MJ12. I asked him why he could even tell me that and he said since there were enough documents "leaked", and he used finger quotes, that it was I not say that he had seen them. However he cannot and will not to this day discuss anything about what he's seen. I only know he is a silent researcher in occult groups, ufo phenomena, and some cryptids. He doesn't talk about his opinions in them. He just researches the latest information and disinfo and keeps it to himself. Nobody outside of me knows he's even into most of it, besides the reigious aspect of the occult studies because he has books on some of that.

>>17732309
Ok to say* (his reason was because it's common knowledge the group existed but it was not concerned with extra terrestrial life as most believe)

>>17726559
I-I remember seeing this image on a floppy with UFO material I bought, for my Amiga 500. God I'm old.

>>17733517
I wish I was dead

>>17732309
Your father is a faggot if he doesn't discuss that shit with you if you show interest.

No wonder Americans are fucked up if that's how they treat family.
Either that or he doesn't trust you because you're a spastic aspie piece of shit.

>>17726559
I believe there's no aliens there. I do believe that at one point they did work on and test advanced aviation techology there, though. Nothing extraterrestrial, just good old advanced tech. The kind of jet engines we have now and what not.

>>17732059
god damn whos ass is that

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>>17726641
Basically the not-so-famous Aurora. Mach 12 jet.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora_%28aircraft%29?oldformat=true

>>17733542
Ok guy you sound mad about it, I'm not bothered at all. I understand it. He earned that clearance, first off, I haven't. He probably made vows or oaths with very real consequences second of all. Thirdly he probably fully understands the reasons behind the secrecy and/or it may be a burden he doesn't want to put on his son. He just wants me to have a happy life not get sucked into a rabbit hole of government conspiracy

>>17733542
Also, I don't press the subject. He was behind enemy lines during a shit conflict in Vietnam. He probably doesn't want to relive that shit

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>>17733559
you're rationalizing the fact that your father doesn't like you

my own grandfather was secret services and he told me shit no one else knows that go up to the highest levels of most governments

>>17733563
You're not understanding different people have different ways of dealing with different experiences lol

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>>17733556
Iiniku Ushijima

I can't remember his name, but this guy was huge authority when it came down to conspiracy he hated Alex Jones, and in 2000 did an interview where he said that aliens are actually the government mundfucking us while diverting us from the real nasty shit like MKUltra, various experiments on humans which were of course illegal, and things like anon stated above (radiation testing in area 51) so yeah pretty plausible that they want to distract us from the real shady stuff they do the video is on YouTube btw

>>17732059
>>17733572
Based Christmas Cake

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>>17733545
US did had this weird looking plane that had impressive maneuvering capabilities. They were working in another one that was capable of extreme speeds but the government changed to jet engines and it was cancelled.

>>17726559
Area-51 is and always was a place to test semi-secret aircraft and related tech. It's the dummy base, the honey pot to attract foreign intel and conspiracy theorists alike. The technology and research going on there is secret and advanced, but it's still a pawn, a place that can be sacrificed if need be. A last ditch card to play that hides all the REALLY good ones. The fact that Area-51 is public at all confirms this.

The real base, with the aliens and zero point energy and highly advanced tech is somewhere deep underground, and probably nowhere near Nevada.

>>17733572
holy fuck i thought i grew out of yellow fever

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>>17733592
It works so well that if you show someone a baby/fetus with a fucked up birth condition people will say it is an alien so if someone do see some fucked up human experiment they will go around claiming they saw an alien and people will dismiss him as a crazy.

Picture sort of related. I have seen people post pictures of this condition as "alien" and the average idiot believes in it.

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>>17727857
But that's what they want you to think, anon.

>>17726559
the most non secret secret base in the world. yeah sure they have ufos there. How fucking stupid are people?

>>17732211
Yet we still take divers down into those places to actually experience those things.

We send robots to mars, but given the chance many people would go there themselves.

>>17733603
A lot of the supposed "impossible" maneuvering could also be an experimental plane using thrust vectored jets.

Planes like most modern Sukhoi jets, and to a lesser extent the F-22, can maneuver like crazy even at quite high speeds due to thrust vectoring.

>>17733706
We are talking about millions of light years. You spend the energy of stars but when you get on the planet you go "lol, how do I land ufo?" and crash so just to be captured by military. Also no. Divers don't go to muddy lakes with zero visibility to see if there are an invasive species on it or not and you completely missed my point. In the past the only way to see how an animal works from inside was to cut it open alive and see his insides. Now we can see see the blood flowing inside the brain and the person won't feel a thing. An extremely advanced civilization could do all that without even getting near to you. If they want to study us they would be able to do everything and we wouldn't even know or feel a thing. Just like we have a fake turtle that is actually a robot camera a much more advanced civilization could monitors us in ways it would be nearly impossible for us to find out. A bug, animal, your neighbor or even YOU could be a monitoring device without knowing.

>>17733728
Think about how complicated a system that generates that much power is. Think about the things that could go wrong, possibly millions of factors.

And yeah, we do send divers down to reefs etc to study them.

>>17733731
I'm not talking about reef, I talked about a specific technology that is not used on reefs.

Also that thing traveled through millions of light-years avoiding space debris and shit on the way here and in the final 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the travel all the problems happen? If it were so prone to issues they wouldn't send anyone here because nearly 100% of them would never get here.

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>"Area 51"
It's called "Broom Lake" or "The Broom Lake Facility" by anyone who really acknowledges it.

Maybe there was alien storage/testing/engineering going on there at some point, maybe. But i's obvious that the whole UFO shtick was used by the air force to posture for the soviets. They created an aura of mystery and importance to drive the commies nuts and to make the public think that the U.S. had it's shit together. To put it simply Broom Lake is where they build and test experimental aircraft. It's likely that alien technology is implemented in some of these aircraft if they have it, but they don't house or work on UFOs at that site. I doubt they ever did.

Maybe back in the day they housed bodies and crafts in military installations, but there's no way they're doing that now. Most likely they're owned by private outfits like Lockheed.

>>17726795
wew lad get off the cheeb

>>17727084
sauce?

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>>17733825

>>17733803
>so prone to issues
>there is literally only 1 serious reported crash

So you are talking about some super advanced MRI technology, you don't know how it works, for all we know they still have to get close to the specimen. "but muh advanced tekmolorgi"
Magic isn't real, there are limitations to tech, no matter how advanced.

It's kind of hard to take you serious right now.

interesting how half the people in here have a friend or family member with top level government security clearance in a thread right between a thread about a second sun and some occult roleplaying....get your fucking shit together holy shit you people are cringe as fuck

>>17733857
>there is literally only 1 serious reported crash
Define serious. Because there are many and I don't take any of them seriously.

>"but muh advanced tekmolorgi"
>Magic isn't real, there are limitations to tech, no matter how advanced.

You still fail to grasp that this level of technology is a post singularity level of technology. They have to break the laws of nature just to come here. They have to do what is impossible to do according to our current understanding of the universe laws.

And I was talking about DNA detection methods. They detect the invasive species by testing water samples. They don't see, touch or interact with it in any way but still detect its presence in a water body.

>>17733921
At this point we are basically on 2 different topics, nevermind friendo. : ^ )

Still, if I could cross the galaxy I would land on every planet that wouldn't outright kill me.

>>17733825
Groom Lake, dumbass

>>17733946
You drive across the galaxy many times faster than light like a champ but decides to go manual while drunk to land. Also you can go to any part of the world with our current tech. Why don't you?

>>17733970
>Also you can go to any part of the world with our current tech. Why don't you?

It's not as exciting as different planets, the internet has ruined me.

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>>17733985
Most planets would be pretty boring. Sand, dust, more dust, rocks, more sand more dust, some more dust... Our planet have a pretty high amount of cool stuff because it have varied conditions that made life possible

>>17734013
But they would still be other planets.

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>>17734013
Also a lot of the "alien" creatures are actually based on Earth creatures

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>>17733572
Wow... This Could be alien...

>>17733542

Nice try dickhead. My old man is a Vietnam Vet as well, he has never mentioned what clearances he had, but it was enough to see classified shit in the Battalion HQ where he would work, and send/take out daily Ops orders to surrounding fire bases each day.

On top of that, one of his mates was a Submariner during the war, and he has an extra gong or 2 compared to the other vets, awarded to him by the yanks, and he won't say fuck about why he got it, not even to any of the other guys that were over there. And when asked about it (I've asked twice too), he will just take a drink of his beer, quickly say "sorry mate, security oath, can't say shit", or won't even respond, and will just turn around and talk the the other lads.

Point of the story is this - there are men/women out there that take their security oaths EXTREMELY seriously, and will never break them.

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>>17734034
She is cosplaying an alien, to be more specific an artificial human created by aliens to serve as interface to interact with humans. Sort of like how we made a robot bee so we could study bee's language.

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>>17734112
it is a character from a book. But she doesn't wear those clothes.

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>>17726795
>strait face

My mother worked there for a few years and had access to most everything.

She saw a History Channel documentary I was watching on UFOS and Area 51 and she proceeded to talk about how she worked on several projects there. All of them were experimental aircraft and weapons testing, and none of them of extraterrestrial origin or even any super advanced stuff. The most impressive thing she saw there was a wingless plane based off an old design that uses the cyllinder things instead of wings.

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>>17734769
>My mother worked there for a few years and had access to most everything.

Yeah right.

Alguien sabe cuanto cuesta el gramo de grabanzos?

>>17726559
What do you expect? It's the 51st state.
At least it won't be degenerate just like the rest. Probably boring as shit, though.

What about area 6? What's going on there?

>>17735175
man-on-man sex lathered with oil

>>17733833
get off the gov payroll

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>>17735921
>>17735953
Made my day

>>17733563
>Your grandfather lied to you to get you off his old ass.

>>17733953
See >>17733690

>>17734035
What's tending to animals got to do with military?
Plus he's just fucking with you. If I had a nickel for everytime some one /x/ said I'm a demon and when challenged with proof said "I can't"?

Was doing some reading/watching about non terrestrial officers and Gary McKinnon recently. Has anyone here done any digging into the stuff he said he found?

>>17726673
>>17726795

>you type like stroke victim.

I don't care how high you are. You sound fucking retarded.

>>17732211
>advanced enough to travel millions of light years
I feel that the misconception is that they travel light years in the fashion that we would have to, which is slow as fuck. If there are such a thing as aliens or extraterrestrial lifeforms with intelligence I would say that they are interdimensional and able to exist between dimensions or go to and from.

>>17740949
Like if that was easier than faster than light travel... For now that is even more distant than faster than light travel for us.

so we all know area 51 is there just to draw attention away from dulce but it probably had signifigance before

how did they transport alien material away from area 51? what if the trucks got into a crash and everyone saw ayy lmao materials? do they have nationwide tunnelsystems for transportation of top secret stuff?

>>17741292
planes exist.

>>17741293
what if someone crashed the plane like MH370

[spoiler]with no survivors[/spoiler]

>>17741309
go back to /v/ you fucking memelord

jk i luv u bb pls dont leaf

>>17741314
i'm from /tv/ though tbqh

but it's a srs question what if someone intercepted one of the flights?

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>>17726795
commas.. no commas..

>>17734013
the first thing that came to mind when viewing this picture was a bad dragon dildo. I've had enough internet for tonight.

>>17741318
How many flights get intercepted from area 51 or any army base?

why would this random ass plane carrying x thing get intercepted

>>17740922

>You type like a stroke victim

Who are you quoting? Do you understand how this is supposed to work?

If you faggots are so damn curious why don't you go there and look for yourself

http://pastebin.com/06FEw0gZ

>>17735106
doce pesos

Bob Lazar

The TR-3B is real.
Watch this if you want to know the technical workings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDXP7aAKJc4

Go on an independent expedition deep into the South Pole if you wish to know more about "alien" craft.

>>17726592

ever heard of planes?

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>>17740922
>you type like a stroke victim.

Im not high-thats not what my story was about-i have better things to do than make up bullshit to activate your inner shill/shit poster-I believe what my friend told me,although im sure theres more-
why are you even here?

>you type like michael j fox

>>17726595
You know that's a kid right? lol

>>17727572
Wgat

>>17726559
i worked at area 51 for 7 years and saw most levels, although some were restricted even from systems experts which I was always suspicious of. there was this one large metal door that, I swear, had demonic energies radiating from it. i felt my mood go from great to fully consumed by suicidal thoughts the times I walked by it, I changed my daily routes because of it, took about a 20 minute detour around the base to get from point a to b everyday afterwards, eventually ended up getting reassigned for unknown reasons.

>>17726795
you type like a negger

>>17727577
post images videos and links asshole

>>17740922
>>17741646
anon, its all laid out clear and we've rehearsed this many times
anon comes in and posts a terribly written bullshit story, and then we believe him without question!