How do I become an angel?

>>17720621
You don't. Only one man has ever become an angel, and that's only if you take the apocrypha into account. Name related.

Angels always looked really cool to me. I love that their too crazy to be comprehended by humans

An hero

Blood eagle yourself

>>17720621
>try not to be a dick in life
>die
>suck God's dick

>>17720810
>Angels always looked really cool to me. I love that their too crazy to be comprehended by humans
Or humans are too jaded and dull to understand them. :)

>>17720621
In the bible, feet is a euphemism for genitals. So jesus washed his apostle's genitals and told them to do the same to each other. When jesus' feet were anointed, it probably meant his genitals too.

http://www.beliefnet.com/faiths/christianity/2002/02/when-foot-means-something-else-euphemisms-in-the-bible.aspx

>>17720717
What has transformers got to do with angels?

>be angel
>have a billion fucking eyes
>NWO soldier has a shotgun full of flechette rounds
>get shot in my eyes
>horrible pain
>die
thanks illuminati

>>17721294
What's the big fucking deal abour genitals in all religions. They're either always mangled or considered sacred.

Fucking perverted slavers.

>>17721345
No christian thinks feet are sacred. There was a bit of an obsession about "foot cleanliness" because if you don't wash you're just you'll smell offensive to others. That's why christ said “Whoever has already bathed needs only to wash his feet, and he will be completely clean. And you are clean, though not all of you.” For He knew who would betray Him. That is why He said, “Not all of you are clean.”

Not ask me about Muslims. They are fucking barbarians. But it makes complete sense to keep your junk clean when visiting someone or before sitting down to eat.

Btw you sound like a prude. What's wrong? Were you molest and that made you rebel against something so natural even jesus did it i.e. sex?

>>17721362

>Btw you sound like a prude. What's wrong? Were you molest and that made you rebel against something so natural even jesus did it i.e. sex?

Lol, that took a weird turn. Just saying that the obsession of genitals in religion indicate some layered obsession for control / dominance over others because the genitalia are a person's most private and personal physical possession.

>>17721423
I disagree. In the bible the genitals are only mentioned in these ways
>If you're bad then god will cause an enemy to overtake you and shake your body so you resemble young boys
>children are born from between a woman's feet
>a harlot is a woman's whose feet dont live in her house
>Servant wash the feet of houseguests when they arrive and before they eat
>Saul was covering his feet in the cave aka pissing
etc. None of it smakes of obsession of control or dominance. Just the normal reason to mention the genitals.

>>17721454
>>Servant wash the feet of houseguests when they arrive and before they eat
How that relates to genitals? I've never heard about slaves washing guest's genitals when they arrived and before they ate in any culture in history lol!

>>17721327
nice.

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>>17720621
>211 KB JPG Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:45:59 No.17720621>>17720717 >>17720985 >>17721294>>17721345
>Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:51:45 No.17721345>>17721362>>17721294
>What's the big fucking deal abour genitals in all religions. They're either always mangled or considered sacred.
>
>Fucking perverted slavers.

>>17721423
>sound like a prude. What's wrong? Were you molest and that made you rebel against something so natural even jesus did it i.e. sex?Anonymous
>05/22/16(Sun)05:27:20 No.17721423 Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)04:27:20 No.17721423>>17721454
>>17721339
>/22/16(Sun)03:49:41 No.17721339

I don't think it possible OP sorry

>>17722694
>Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)13:20:56 No.17722694eHpfXAk.jpg (207 KB, 840x630)File: eHpfXAk.jpg (207 KB, 840x630) google iqdb >>17720621(OP)
>>211 KB JPG Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:45:59 No.17720621>>17720717 >>17720985 >>17721294>>17721345
>>Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:51:45 No.17721345>>17721362>>17721294
>>What's the big fucking deal abour genitals in all religions. They're either always mangled or considered sacred.
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>>Fucking perverted slavers.
>
>>>17721423
>>sound like a prude. What's wrong? Were you molest and that made you rebel against something so natural even jesus did it i.e. sex?Anonymous
>>05/22/16(Sun)05:27:20 No.17721423 Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)04:27:20 No.17721423>>17721454
>>>17721339
>>/22/16(Sun)03:49:41 No.17721339
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dunno what happened to my post