How do I become a werewolf?

you don't

Let the hunger and the burning heat tear through you on a night when the moon is out.

You won't go full furry but you'll become a lycanthrope.

>>17720225
by sucking werewolf dick

>>17720225
Find a wolf's pawprint that has natural rainwater in it. Drink the water. Then eat uncooked meat the night before the next full moon.

Make sure you're away from anyone you care about before you change.

>>17720225
Lisa, please.

>>17720225
why is that cat pissed?

>>17720261
The cement. There be wet, sticky shit stuck to its' paws. Also, it's a cat.

>>17720255
Make sure to find meat that has white speckles on it, for said meat has been rumored to be blessed by the goddess Lunanus.

>>17720287
Yeah, I forgot to add that part.

Also make sure to rub yourself in olive oil. It'll help ease the transition. It'll make it a little bit less painful.