Weirdest Conspiracies You Actually Believe

>>17712495
>/pol/ack

You're an /x/phile now, m80.

Janis Joplin isn't dead, she transitioned in 1970 and started a band called Aerosmith.

>>17712500
no please
>>17712504
you're saying she's steven tyler?

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>>17712511
Give in.

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>>17712495
his package looks pretty good in that dress, gotta give it to him.

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>>17712511
Yes. It's obvious once you realize it.

Does anyone else think there's a species like us that lives at the bottom of the ocean and water is their atmosphere?

>>17712572
No thats fucking stupid

JFK, RFK, Michael Hastings, Gary Webb, 9/11, OKC, Atlantis, Pyramids are a STARGATE

>>17712572
Yes they are called fish

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>>17712572

>>17712495
fellow /pol/ack here...

What's weird is that things that make lots of sense are considered weird conspiracy theories.

Not a scholar or expert or JFK fanboi, but JFK must have had several groups after him.

LBJ hated him (pretty sure there are some audio tapes on youtube etc where LBJ made threatening remarks about him) and wanted to be president.

He seemed to be trying to pull some of the currency control away from the Fed and back to the Treasury. This is debated, but messing with a Rothschild controlled central bank is generally not a good idea.

He was proposing a joint US/Soviet space program. 10 days before his death, he ordered that classified info on UFOs and technology to be shared with NASA.

The whole Bay of Pigs thing with Cuba. Read up on Bush and Zapata Oil.

He and Nixon did not get along. Nixon was a pretty scary dude, and had some shady folks working for him.

He turned his brother Bobby Kennedy lose as AG to pursue Mafia and the Mob. Mob convictions jumped from 35 to almost 300 in 3 years.

The CIA/Military/Industrial complex. JFK was clearly turning away from the Cold War ideology, and was proposing stronger relations with the Soviet Union and a joint space program. Taking away the ideological enemy means no more big $ for armies, weapons, and spies.

Pissing off powerful southern Democrats, reigning in the Fed, pushing for UFO disclosure, arresting mobsters, and defunding the military/industrial complex are some of the main reasons I can think of, but there are probably more.

He truly was a radical. I don't know what his full political platform was, but it's a shame he didn't live long enough to pursue some of these ideals.

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>>17712653
Is this a /pol/ack thread now?

>>17712756
Meh, most of those kids were probably insufferable little shits anyways. Inevitable result of a broken home.

I completely believe that George Bush George W and Jeb all worship Lucifer. Were heavily involved in narcotics sales and had Barry Sears murdered.

Poppy Bush is a raging pedophile and W is gay at times.

I believe the music industry is absolutely Lucifers domain and his foot print is ubiquitous in modern music

Finally I believe outer space is an illusion and NASA lies about everything in space at the orders from Lucifer

Bible is all true..

No one died at sandy hook

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>>17712811
Where's the part where you think Satan's an ayylmao?

>>17712826
At least they're not being wasted.

>>17712811
after reading, watching, hearing so much about the truth, i came to the same conclusion, there is something about the bible and god, but i need the final proof, and ill never get it

for me it would be the inner earth theory

thinking that a world inside of ours could exist thousands of miles underground

I believe it to some extent and would like to investigate if I had the man power and funds

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>>17712572
Nigga u high

I'm not a big conspiracy theorist but I DO believe that the JFK assassination was not perpetrated by a single man under his own motives.

I believe at least a few conspiracies are legit

>>17712562
He'd be old as fuck.

>>17712826
Well what else do you want from us?

the waltons, the murdochs, the kochs and the rothchilds are suppressing the population's 3rd eye so we can't see them and the other monsters that inhabit our world

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I believe Stanley Kubrick was murdered for making Eyes Wide Shut.

>>17713016
Actually he was really damn old.

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>>17712679
Yes

>>17713014
>The Waltons
Terrible show. I remember watching reruns of it as a kid.

>>17713021
>>17712679
Fyi Trunp over the years has switched from dem to rep throughout his career, according to what he felt like. He's a living meme and a shitty businessman. Typical /pol/tards. Also saged.

>>17713035
I always heard /x/ was where the shills sought refuge...

>>17712653
There's also the fact that
>Lee Harvey Oswald kills JFK
>Jack Ruby then kills Oswald, presumably to prevent him from talking
>Ruby then dies during the trials

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>>17713038
Again typical /pol/tard. /pol/ is rife with shills too, why don't you go back to your containment board?

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>>17713021

>>17713051
/x/ isn't one to talk about containment boards, m80. :^)

>>17713056
true, but we have enough crazies, so I want /pol/tards to leave.

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>>17713059
/pol/ and /x/ are sibling boards. We are condemned to one another.

>>17713065
The only people who say that are /pol/tards though....
>/pol/ tan makes me laugh
>you guys wish you looked like that

>>17713068
Still salty over Nevada, Bernout?

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another thread ruined by /pol/

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>>17713072
You forget that the thread was started by /pol.

>>17713068
Doesn't surprise me that a someone who trashtalks /pol/ is also a newfag

>>17712811
So what you're saying is you're a fucking nutjob

>>17712903
God is holding back until a bunch of nations attack Israel and it looks hope less...God says he will intervene and the Earth shall no forevermore that he exists and is the highest of the high

>>17713016
Me too

>>17713108
Sounds like you're the highest of the high, anon.

>>17713088
Say that after even bare minimum research cretin

People like you are why they get away with the stuff they do

GTFO

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>>17713116

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Hitler did nothing wrong, bush did 9/11

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Reality is a meme.

>>17712537
>christ-chan
please post a less cringy pic next time

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>>17713137
Pray for forgiveness.

third eye is suppressed.

Limited, LIMITED, telepathy is an innate ability.

Active subliminal suggestion.

Controlled US media consumption, playbook rhetoric & conditioning.

24/7 complete monitoring of US public electronic trail, nothing is private for the technical peon.

>>17712653
>What's weird is that things that make lots of sense are considered weird conspiracy theories.
pretty much this

I entertain most of them.

My personal theory is that I've been bred and raised with the CIA's intervention. They're logging my keys right now. They know that I know, but they also know that I'm too schizophrenic to come up with a coherent plan of action. Someday I'll be used as a sex slave. It's more of a fetish than a theory I guess.

>>17712756
Wow, as a religious person let me tell you this: you are completely out of your mind

>>17712542
Joan Rivers called her out on being a tranny, and obongo as being a gay. then she dies on the table a few weeks later, with her doctor taking selfies over her as she flatlines.

>>17713021
his nickname must be chef, because he roasts motherfuckers.
>>17712756


What you have discovered is merely surface level. The topic of pedophile sex rings goes much deeper than that..

http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/45358297/#45358297


Important links:
http://imgur.com/a/Ol3jJ/all
http://pastebin.com/W2R1AuaA

Get ready to get red pilled, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNZjxJ0ifg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2LIMOirk2I [Embed]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVqrjpRdKIc [Embed]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYNZnUgK0Tc [Embed]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUIFElh87DQ [Embed]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqJWob3FNTE [Embed]

The earth is flat

For two years I didn't want to look at any evidence because I thought it was all disinfo/ cointelpro, and then the day I looked at the evidence it was painfully obvious

Also for the millionth time, things like the """"elite"""" being satanists/ occultists/ et al aren't """""theories""""" these are things that have been admitted to AND documented consistently.

>>17713141
I'll pray for forgiveness after I rape her.

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I concur with the LBJ-conspiracy, also,

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>>17713412
Can someone tell me what the acronym LBJ stands for?

Also, my contribution:

The old Miley Cyrus had morals and values contrary to the current progressive dogma parading across the media. She was already a thorn in their side but when she refused to sexually pleasure her superiors, they beat her, drove her out into the desert, and then burried her alive.

The curreny Miley Cyrus is a surrogate (possibly a psychotic fan? Who knows) and replaced it to continue the potential monotary value of the franchise she exhibits.

Billy Ray has recently caught on. He's plagued by the truth.

>>17713518
Oops. Finally read what was in that image. Nevermiiiiind.

Where's the "Tom Brady is Young Thug is Satan" anon at? This thread is tailor-made for him.

>>17713195

Baby's first shill

Apply yourself

I am a powerful shaman

>>17713569
>fan of a shitposter

You're a moron.

>>17712993
Have you seen him lately?

>>17712993
Fuck look at their birth dates on wiki they would be almost the same age

>>17713037
Commie

>>17713141
who is this crumpet strumpet?

>>17714742
Available on demand at your local church.

I honestly believe that /pol/acks don't actually exist and they're all ironic roleplaying goons from SA

>>17714757
They're all shills shilling each other on the corporate dime. With maybe a few disenfranchised future school shooters kicking around in the mix.

>>17712495
I'm with you on the Michelle Obama thing. It seems so fucking obvious.

The conspiracy part of me wonders whether or not Joan Rivers was actually killed for spilling the beans on air. Her death was very strange.

>>17713569
Tom Brady is Young Thug, that I can buy.
But when the nigga is also Satan, that's where he loses me imo

>>17712830
You think satan is a 6000 year old human?

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Crisis actors and of course da joos

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>>17712495
The Boston "bombing" was a hoax. And it wasn't even hard to proof.

http://educate-yourself.org/cn/bostonbombingdidyouthink20apr13.shtml

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzgON_5sg4Q

Picture: The amputee in the wheelchair is Army Lt. Nick Vogt, a 2010 West Point graduate, who reportedly lost his legs from an explosion in Kandahar, Afghanistan in November, 2011.

>>17712562
more proof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2Wus5ZRpJ4

>>17714785
sauce?

>>17715000
Nazi propaganda

>>17715004
Crisis actors are real and yes jews are in positions of power at a questionable level

/pol/ and naziism are retarded but these are facts

>>17713021

I really didn't want Clinton to win. Looks like Trump is being a total dick.desu.

Presidents don't engage in Twitter rants

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I actually believe that jesuschrist is a god homunculus.

>>17713072
/pol/ is greatest ally

>>17713369
Why not just ask her out? Seems like a nice girl.

Don't you think it's a bit much to mentally scar a nice girl for life just so you can bust a nut? Have a wank dude. The fuck is wrong with you?

>>17715045
/pol/ is ridden with shills and many enemies... we don't want that

I see a lot of LBJ being mentioned, not one person mentioned J. Edgar. Hoover. Both hated the Kennedy's and if one of them knew they both did.

Hoover was gay. Everyone knew but it was a secret to the public. The Kennedy's knew this so had power over Hoover. Hoover, meanwhile, knew all about JFK's affairs and would send Kennedy telegrams informing him he was seen leaving X's house at 1am etc.. It was cat and mouse with the Kennedy's, LBJ and JEH.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pGg-rS26c4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KnEDe6ZWVU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVtsifkyHdI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca-outDPdIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJzlILKzzZE


In the end the Kennedy's lost.

When LBJ was vice-president, JFK would send him to far flung lands to be a US spokesman.. but then JFK would telegram ahead with messages saying... "In no way does LBJ speak for the White House or President Kennedy".. knowing fine well that LBJ would see the messages and be furious.

He offered LBJ the vice presidency as a joke, not expecting him to accept. He spent the remainder of his years trying to get rid of LBJ.

They hated each other with a passion.

Hoover's gripe was more with Robert, but hated both as much as LBJ.

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>>17712756

>>17715062
These documentaries are 1st class. The information within them should be shared and discussed a lot more.

>>17715062

>Oswald in the first video

His demeanor doesn't seem like one of a killer. It seems very possible that he was indeed "a patsy" as he puts it.

Bohemian Grove worships ancient evil spirits from the Bible

>>17713016
thats obvious , not a fringe theory

>kubrick was assasinated
>saturn death cult
>pedowood
>9/11 was made by Mossad/CIA to justify going to war with Iraq
>9/11 was also probably a hologram (can't confirm which version of 9/11 is true , even though the first one has more arguments)
>nazis fled to some base in antartica
>all the contactees and abductees were disinfo to discredit the alien research , similarly how the beatles were made to soften the rock revolution
>the earth is either flat or hollow , in any effect NASA lies to us thoroughly
>kubrick faked the moon landing and the shining is about his wife discovering about this

>>17715218
>9/11 hologram
Literally what

>Shining movie connected to moonlanding hoax
You know it was a book first, right?

>>17715225
The movie was about the conspiracy , I didnt say anything about the book
And 9/11 was a mass-hysteria induced hologram

>>17715282
I was there. It wasn't.

>>17715320
disinfo shillhoax

>>17712495
LBJ yes Michelle no

I'd cum inside Michelle...

>>17712776
So how young were you when your parents divorced?

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>>17712537
>>17713141
>t Malaysia


/pol/lack reporting in

Fuck em, we own this website, our influence penetrates the anuses of even the most remote boards. Chanology was a mistake, that's why I don't come onto blue boards as often

>>17715642
Is that why /pol/shit gets deleted whenever i report it?

>>17712776
a ton of them were black kids. so, uh. you know.

>>17713108

It's important to note that "Israel" is not Israel the country as we think of it. Revelations speaks of jews who call themselves jews but are not actually jews occupying the holy land before the end times. This synagogue of satan will be filled with the worst of the worst people.

A small group of true believers will unify after thr entire world turns against the LORD and attacks them. That group of believers is "Israel". The final battle will be on the field of Armageddon where when only 10,000 of the believers remain Jesus will come down drenched in blood and turn the enemy armies into an ocean of blood with a single word.

>>17713116
nice try, government shill. go back to your FBI building and come up with more fake conspiracies to muddy up the truth.

hitler was from the future sent back to kill all the jews to prevent the n.w.o.

>>17712572
I do. I know exactly what you mean. It's not a conspiracy theory though because it's not popular at all.
If you believe in it, and I believe in it others do as well. However nobody told you about this, it just kind of poped into your mind.
Don't listen to these guys they don't understand.
But we do.

>>17712495
In Western countries there is a deliberate attempt to transfer wealth to irresponsible people because they spend it on consumables rather than investments or savings which further cements the rule of whichever particular group you believe runs the world.

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>>17712903
You will find out when you die. I believe in the majority off the main theories out there.

The bible is the truth. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting everyone to believe that he doesn't exist.

Theres a war going on for souls. Evil doesn't give two fucks about humanity.

Why do you feel the need to introduce yourself as a "le /pol/ here means I'm le srious discusion!"

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>>17716292
>The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting everyone to believe that he doesn't exist.

If that's the Devil's greatest trick than he is a pathetic hack. His trick failed worse than the new Ghostbusters movie will.

>>17715043
SHILL

>>17712542
Fucking virgins

>>17713016
Why?

>>17715218

there are no aliens, the earth is flat

the earth being flat also links to there being no outerspace

I believe in witch craft and mythical beings. Ghosts, demons, djinn, the like

>>17715048
11/10

>>17712679
>not trumpy charms

The big soda companies are fronts for the leadership of the cabal of global elites that manage the world's productive civilians. It's the perfect cover because the likes of Coke and Pepsi are recognized and trusted brands that started as nothing but normal sugar water peddlers. They had been too transparent lately with really brainwashy marketing so they started popping out throwback marketing to better resemble the companies whose reputations they wear as a disguise.

Well, I know for certain that aliens exist, and that they look exactly like the typical depictions.

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I believe everything in the bible is true.

Every government on Earth is ran by or influenced by a group of rich global elites, cultists, and geniuses who are using geoengineering, genetically engineered viruses and plagues, poisoned food, poisoned water, and cultural trends to gradually destroy all unique ethic and cultural characteristics of mankind and devolve us into a slave race.
At the very same time they are slowly but surely depopulating the world and setting the stage for massive wars and disasters to come within our time that will destroy the foundation of everything mankind has ever created.

The shadowy powers that pull the strings of this earth directly report to demonic forces that influence ever facet of our existence as means to destroy us.

Aliens are demons, there is an insanely large complex of deep under ground military bases built with the help of "aliens" that the powers discussed in the book of Revelation will use to hide and use as genocide camps.

The earth may be 10,000-100,000 years old at best, and there is scientific evidence that proves Noah's flood is entirely feasible, as well as evidence that the Earth used to look completely different at one time.

I don't know what the pineal gland does but I'll be damned if the government isn't hard pressed to make sure it doesn't do something.

Big foot is real, I've shot at it, its terrifying and makes me scared to go in the woods alone.

I wouldn't be suprised if the rake, >skinwalkers (fleshgaits), and government made mutants are real

I've said my peace

>ctrl+f
>no computer simulation
It's almost as if you're all programs.

>>17717293
Muh nigga you said it as well as I would..

Just like to add that the movie and music industry is over run by Lucifer

I saw a great YouTube on how even K pop has the same symbols

>>17717293
>I believe everything in the bible is true

What if I told you that it was a tool of control by The Powers That Be that subverts the actual story of the War in Heaven?

History is written by the victor, but those who existed back then still remember what truly happened.

>>17717349
is this a dream?

>>17712495

JFK's death was a hoax. They exploded a dummy.

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>>17717751
>JFK's death was a hoax. They exploded a dummy.
No, they killed him because he wanted to nationalize the Federal Reserve.

>>17713364
This one pisses me off. There's so many flaws with it that it drives me nuts. I can listen to nutjobs but you people that think the earth is flat is retarded.

Satellites wouldn't work, they wouldn't orbit if it was flat. Day/night cycles wouldn't work if it was flat. Other celestial bodies surrounding wouldn't make sense. We wouldn't be able to see certain constellations at certain times of the year. General physics and the way the world behaves as well as light optics for observable phenomena don't represent the earth being flat.

Just fucking pisses me off, it's like you're hell bent on being retarded.

>>17714855
They don't even look the same.

>>17717476

It's a dream but the dream is real. Most people are asleep in this reality. You can be awake in the dream, but you can't wake up from the dream. This reality is created by the fall of light. The non-physical projecting itself as the physical. Kabbalah shows this well. your body and everything that you can experience and observe through your senses is a hologram.

>>17715008
>/pol/ and naziism are retarded but these are facts
>says what /pol/ usually says
>is simply desperate not to to be lumped in with the not cool taboo community

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>>17712495

I believe everything that this guy says at 34:00.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUt-W95E9Zg
http://www.defense.gov/About-DoD/Biographies/Biography-View/Article/614392/general-mark-a-milley

He basically talks about the NWO takeover and how the army will have to deal with Mart Law, and tribes of people who didn't go into the camps. He talks about Aliens and the NWO takeover. He compares 2016 to 1945, when we had WWII. (Zionism vs Nazism.)

I basically believe everything this 4 star general says is coming.

OP's pic, would be included into this as well. :)

>>17712504
Transitioned from a woman who couldn't sing for fuck to a man with amazing vocals? I don't think so.

>>17713016
As he should have. Now if someone would just kill Michael Bay.

>>17713038
That's true. There are a lot of Trump supporters here. Shills are everywhere.

>>17715642
Why are all /pol/tards such egotists?

Newt is the link...he is a Bohemian Grove Luciferian...if he is VP pick they got to Trump

congrats you're retarded

Mossad, the Saudis, the CIA, and maybe even Bush all planned and aided in the execution of 9/11.
Kennedy was killed by the CIA and Johnson.
Everything people say about the Clintons, with their insider trading, suspicious death list, Bill's illegitimate kids, and Chelsea not being his daughter is true.
George Soros is actively trying to destroy the world.
There are chemicals in the water, air, etc. that we should not consume.
The world economy is largely driven by a small, hereditary group of satanic pedophiles.
Globalism has the eventual goal of one world language, currency, nation, and race to rule over us and use us as slaves.
I believe in pedowood and the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
The god of the old testament, which jews worship, Yahweh, is the Demiurge, who Jesus fought and defeated in three days time to save ours souls from him and lift us to the true creator.
Aliens are real but I don't think they've ever came to Earth in the time of our existence, and if they had it was probably for personal reasons rather than as a result of a celestial agenda.
Many Nazis escaped to Argentina, then later to a completed subterranean base in the antarctic. I don't know if Hitler is still alive but he didn't die in Berlin. He took a lot of tech with him, most of which we have discovered as of now, but some of which we will never discover as we have moved in a different direction altogether in our scientific path.
The military industrial complex is alive and well, and most corporations are connected to the government in thousands of ways.
Pharmaceutical companies are sitting on certain cures because, for example, it's more cost effective to have a patient take immune-system boosters forever than to cure their AIDS.
There currently exists, and has existed for a number of years, an active policy of white genocide at multiple levels of national governments and supranational organizations such as the EU and the UN, instigated mainly by the jews.

>>17718354
I should clarify that the goal of globalism is to unify us to more easily rule us, and that the Demiurge and Satan are one and the same.
Additionally, public education is a wing of globalism that is designed primarily as indoctrination.

>>17718354
You are amazing please expound on Jesus fighting Yahweh as demiurge

Fascinating concept

>>17718372
Thanks, no one on this Tuvaluan radio-broadcasting image board has every said I was amazing before.
My ideas on that were first sparked a long while ago when in Sunday School my teacher was discussing the differences between the OT God and the NT God. It didn't make much sense to me that someone would become more compassionate towards a group after having their son killed by them, but I wrote it off as a mystery of faith. This was stored for years until I started to look into Islam, and learned about the ancient pantheon of Arabian Gods, and how the color of Green and the Crescent Moon symbol Muhammad (Mohammed? I never really knew) used were the same for a specific God in that Pantheon, and reading about the three books of the Islamic faith ( the Koran, the Hadith, and the Sira) I learned about how it's really a movement rather than a religion. I noticed a lot of similarities between what I knew of ancient Judaism and what I was learning about Islam, so I looked further into it.
Essentially, my studies on The Book of Genesis, the excluded Gospels,as well as the Gnostic and Aryan (not NatSoc) philosophies of some early Christians.
Essentially, Abraham had made a special contract with an entity known as Yahweh, the jewish god of conquest. He emphasized this God above all others, which is why so much of the OT has reference to a jealous God, with the first commandment being that 'Thou shall have no other Gods before me'. Abraham was looking to overtake thousands of years of tradition by creating Monotheism, and apostasy would be more than dangerous to him. Additionally, so much of the OT involves conquest, it's not shocking that's what Yahweh was all about. I have know idea if the Judges verse on Iron Chariots has something to do with the power of cold iron, but it's noteworthy for the cryptic nature of it.
This post is getting too long so I'll post a part two.

>>17718212

you heard it from the source, they own 4chan :^)

>>17718421
I made a typo in the above post, the fifth line should end "lead me to this belief."
Anyway, there's a reason why Jesus broke the first covenant and created an new one- he was freeing the sons of Abraham from the Hell that their patriarch had signed them to in exchange for power and glory. He had to descend to fight Satan for three days, and drive him from this plane.
The jews who rejected Jesus feared Yahweh and valued his support more than the salvation Jesus offered, so they killed him. It was the jewish authorities of the region that demanded his execution- on a bit of a tangent, where have we seen jews in power demanding the death of a savior before?
If you're interested in this sort of thing, I really recommend reading into early Christian theology and some of the councils to determine the Bible, it makes for some thought-provoking reading.
Additionally, the history of some religions is always useful to know, and gives you a good amount of insight into interpreting various texts.

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>>17712495
I'm ashamed to admit I think skinwalkers are real
Pic related is me

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>>17718354
>>17718361
>>17718372


I believe everything you said, except about Jesus fighting the Demiurge.

Is Yahweh and and Satan one in the same yes, will Jesus fight the anti-christ here on earth yes.

Did Yahweh make the rules in the matrix around his son, and least kingdom of heaven representative yes.

He is here to bring judgement at the end of the Golden age, and tempt us again yes.

My post deals with your post btw.
This general talking about what you are talking about. Do all alien races link to things in the bible around the watchers/reptiles, yes.

>>17717984

So just enough saying we know and understand these things about the NWO.

What are you guys doing about it?

Me and some friends are trying to think of how we could profit from the collapse.

I changed my major in college to try and work for FEMA. (I still haven't decided about joining a Freemasonry society yet, but I am thinking about it.)

I'm also trying to merry a Jewish woman, and probably have some kids considering that Millennials are brainwashed about not having kids.

>>17718481
Join the Freemasons you will change your mind about it.

>>17713881
me too, fun times.

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>>17715659
because mods are faggots, thank m00t

>>17718212
because i actually do shit with my life and am confident

>>17718568
Yes, yes, /pol/ used to run shit on 4chan.

But just like ponies and weebs, there came a time to contain the nazis to their board. You became just like tumblr, and your cancer had to be kept in check.

>>17712495
I still believe Tupac is alive

>>17718436
Excellent post

Thank you

So the highest of the high is not Uahweh or did I miss something

Also what are moloch baal dagon chemosh? Fallen Angels

>>17718709
There's someone higher up. I don't know how far the chain goes, but Christ served someone higher.
Additionally, I don't know who or what daemons are exactly, nor do I know the origins of the Creator, Christ, or the Demiurge beyond that they exist. I don't know if Yahweh was one of many, the only true one of the pantheon, or even an ancient alien/time-traveler or something even further out there.

>>17712822
explain?

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UFOs are real and human made by "another" unknow gov, it just happens that ancient bloodlines nerds hates you and don't want to share.

>>17716120
Ayo sounds epic, bruh
But seriously, it's America, and the end is near.

>>17718783
Yeah thats where I tend to end up on things...

So will Jesus be judging humans Moloch Lucifer ect??

Free Kyle Odum!!

>>17718965
I'd believe that he would, definitely to us, but on the subject of Moloch, I really know so little about the nature of supernatural beings I couldn't tell you that.

the moon was blown up by the soviets in the cold war so the moon and sky that we know today are just projections

>>17718878

Here is the actors who are now paid anti-gun people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaHtxlSDgbk


Haha how can you know about conspiracies and not know about newtown?

I remember googling the actors the day after and finding their works.

I remember watching those people walk around in circles and the first-res-ponders make a block-aid, I remember seeing the medical examiner and his reaction speaking and thinking, yeah that is how I would react if I was being forced to do a hoax.

I remember seeing that the dad speak on tv and walk on camera, smiling and laughing and get into character. I knew. That week Newtown was fake as hell.

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>>17718890
>>17716120

So true.

>>17719195
Nawwwwww

Diana was going to expose the illuminati. Dodi's Mother was also daughter of Adnan Khashoggi, one of the biggest arms dealers in the world. Dodi was planning to make a film with Diana that would start wars.

She had to go.

Royal family are reptilian

> Diana was killed to prevent a Muslim king of England as it was too dangerous to kill her Egyptian lover
>kubrick "still fooling them"
>Oswald was a patsy on the CIA payroll, see his meetings in Mexico City and New Orleans
>Pedophiles are put into top political positions to ensure obedience with blackmail
>The Heart Attack Gun (not conspiracy, but important)
>The European race is most likely to challenge NWO, therefore it will be the first to be removed
>The slave race of the future won't have any distinguishing characteristics, see Cultural Revolution in China
>MK ULTRA has been around so long that there are multiple generations involved and it is becoming impossible to tell who's not compromised
>China among others but not confirmed cloned humans years ago
>Gaddafi opposed NWO and PRIVATE CENTRAL BANKING
>The Rothschilds intend to rule the globalized unitary government from Israel, see moving the international criminal court and Greater Israel
>Operation High-Jump in Antarctica was not simply training for snow combat with the Russians, they didn't need to go to the Nazi part of Antartica for that

>>17713079
that doesn't mean it can't be ruined by /pol/

>>17714855
Is that what happens when you don't stretch for a marathon?

All humans are robots that are programmed to bellieve we're free but we're never actually free.

>>17718463
What is that piece of paper all about???

>>17719581
I'm the guy he was replying to.
It's a record of Open Border society funds in Europe, which is a foundation run by George Soros, a billionaire jew who runs the Democrat Party and supports Hillary Clinton. His foundation is designed to get as many muslims into Europe as quick as possible, I shit you not.

>>17717897
All of that is addressed in flat earth theory, though. You've done literally no research here, you're just going 'No'.

You don't actually know anything about science, just what you've been assured is true.

Poor Ghadaffi got screwed so bad

Fallen Angels rule the UniteStatea

>>17717897
THIS

>>17719419
>> Diana was killed to prevent a Muslim king of England as it was too dangerous to kill her Egyptian lover

Wasn't he killed too? If she and Charles were divorced how could her subsequent child be king.

>>17719655
I spent a whole night watching multiple hour long flat earth "proof" videos. I can say without a doubt in my mind that you lot are the craziest people I have ever had the displeasure of encountering in my life time.

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Music Industry is Lucifer's bread and Butter

>>17712609
What do slavs have to do with this?

>>17720279
I wish.

Just cause I'm the devil doesn't mean I'm rich. I personify want, need, greed, and lust. Do you think I get to satiate myself?

>>17713127
only conspiracies in this thread, sempai.

>>17715099

around 53 minutesNotice the way he keeps saying.."I require some legal representation".. and "someone to step forward".

I think he expected someone (cia?) to get him out of the mess he was in.

Jack Ruby had been at the police station the entire time dressed as a reporter. kek

>>17712495

Climate change has always been big business's goal so they could create the north west passage.

>>17712606
Kek

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our artists are fucking PO sessed!!! wake up man!

>>17720339
I think Jack Ruby might have been an ex-military called on to off the patsy. He was retired/in cover so there would be no connection back to the cia for the second killing.

>>17716120
>A small group of true believers will unify after thr entire world turns against the LORD and attacks them

Is that why the jews are flooding Europe with muslims?

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>>17720413
My loyalty is with Jesus and the Father

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>>17718354
Soros being scum, dangerous scum at that, is true.

Clinton, Femen, BLM, ANTIFA, all of them have a money trail leading to him.

He is every /pol/ evil merchant meme come to life.

>>17713518
Wtf is up with his eyes

>>17718580
Shill.

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>>17719207

>>17719655
Serious questions....

If the Earth is flat, then how can there be an ice mass in the middle and surrounding us?

If the Earth is flat, how could compasses work the same way for 500+ years?

If the Earth is flat, how do tidal movements work?

>>17717984
When homie says "You're gonna be dealing with 'Little Green Men'", he's referring to the Ukrainian Crisis. "Little Green Men" is also a reference for Ukrainian troops.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_green_men_(Ukrainian_crisis)

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seriously fuck this apple headed nigger

>>17720488

Ukraine you mean the soros led colored revolution, where Blackwater mercenaries have already been spotted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPlcqmQHwsI

>>17720499
Calm down he's just a schizophrenic
I mean that's probably most of /x/, i thought this board would relate to him

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>>17720488
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_green_men_(Ukrainian_crisis)

>>This page was last modified on 22 May 2016, at 02:00.

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>>17720499

You know what really grinds my gears?

The fact that a wonderful apple headed artists gets judged solely for his horrible music and tasteless marriage.

The man and his family are modern Medici.

the judeo-chistian abrahamic god does not exist fyi

>>17720499

Speaking of Kanye,

The Kardashian/Jenner women are in fact immortal succubi with a peculiar taste for black men. Bruce/Caitlyn is an unfortunate casualty of the Matriarch's paranormal and depraved lusts. He became a trophy to her disgusting powers, in a sense. A gold medal athlete, a white male that others aspired to, reduced to a feminized "woman" over the course of a few decades.

Kanye used to spend a lot of time talking about Jesus, but he signed his soul away the minute he took to bedding the most foul of the Matriarch's spawn. What a shame. He will never, ever recover from this.

>>17720506
Wait what are you saying?

I'm saying the man in the quoted post was referencing the Ukrainian troops, not aliens. Care to explain further on what you're getting at?

>>17720515
Almost all wiki articles are routinely updated to have a recently modified date.

If the top dogs were smart as you guys think they were, they'd be better at hiding their tracks. Either they're dumb as shit, or there's nothing behind what you're trying to say.

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>>17712542
>>17716473
>implying that isn't an eggplant with two grapefruit

>>17720550
Lol, you aren't serious are you? I admit they are fucking sloppy sewer sluts w/ some less than "morally acceptable" decision making skills as much as the next dude, but yours is reaching a lil..

>>17717293
holy shit bro I totally agree with everything you said.

even bigfoot. I'm pretty sure I've heard him howling in the woods behind my house before. it was a loud howling, unlike any coyotes I've ever heard. and it couldn't have been an owl because I could tell it was moving farther away slowly because the noise slowly dissipated as if it was walking rather than flying. fucking spooky, man.

Everything in this thread. Especially demiurge stuff. Minus flat earth.

>>17719610
damn

>>17713518
Reading your post helped me remember something vaguely like this. Does anyone remember that one gore video that came out a few years ago, 1 lunatic 1 icepick? The dude that did the killing was first apparently a model that worked in Hollywood, if memory serves me right. He wrote some manifesto saying that he was introduced into some sort of cloning facility which clones celebrities and other important individuals.

Obviously the Miley Cyrus one fits this, but then again, that Magnotta guy was a real fruit loop. Considering cloning is already proven possible and the amount of $ needed to do it would be high enough to only allow the ultrarich to do it means that it could be very feasible. The difference with "old" and "new" Miley are blatant, bizarre and questionable.

>>17712495
Michelle Obama is not a man.
She may have a penis and she may have a male physique but she does not identify as a man... at least not publicly.

http://documentary-movie.com/citizenfour/ I simply cannot resist the urge to post this here.

>>17720526
>modern Medici
That would imply that they had power. They're just tools of the NWO to spread degeneracy.

>>17720821
>she may have a male physique
She's just tall. She has a female frame.

>>17713518
Disney does this to all their stars. When I say does "this" I mean ruins them mentally. I'd be more willing to believe they mistreat their stars rather than replace them.

On top of all that, Miley displayed degenerate traits waaaaay before she was prancing around like a little whore.

>>17720907
I ended up on the weird part of jewtube one night and watched a few videos about her and I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Michelle was a guy.

There was way more evidence than I would have thought about it. Some really crackpot but a lot of the pictures and video that back it up make you wonder. If it was just one outfit you'd think nothing of it, but there's tons of pics.

>>17712495
Helter Skelter Theory

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>>17720921
1. >Youtube
2. Old Michelle Obama pictures indicated otherwise (Pic-related)

interesting

>>17713132

lol, i do this too.

I think that this planet actually is mars and mars is earth. The confusion came when humans named them but they were before

>>17713132
Read that in morty's voice

>>17721376
shill pls

many people have been rumored to have been cloned look at Dave chapelle and lets not lie to ourselves and say the technology isnt there yet

we r all GODS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwCaZaSon9A

>>17712495
dumb frogposter

>>17713208
I hate I live in the same world as the monsters that do these things to children.

>>17713176
>I'm too schizophrenic
Yes, you are

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The Illuminati is trying to rid humans of religion and culture to unite us all as a single government to prepare us for extraterrestrial contact. They know that if they try to contact us now that it would result in massive wars and religious panic over a perceived apocalypse. Many of the major components of this plan are Jewish because the aliens have appointed them to the task, hence why they're the "chosen people". In the past, efforts made by the aliens to unite humanity under a single banner have been attempted, but unsuccessful. At first, they appointed Europeans to the task of colonizing the world due to our advanced and secular society, but this resulted in backlash. Now, they've taken a very different rout. They want to influence the governments of the world without directly taking shit by force to avoid public outrage and to create the image that everything is normal. Why do you think the Jews fought so hard to control the press? So they could cover their asses, that's why.

Another sign is their involvement in US affairs. We have the second largest jew population in the world besides Israel because this country was also appointed by the aliens to do their bidding. "Elections" are a massive fraud. The people in US politics don't realize it, but it's actually the Jewish Illuminati who pulls all the strings. This Illuminati has both Clinton and Trump on their side, but they wanted Clinton to win. Trump was a lever headed democrat for a long time and was friends with the Clinton's, saying that he would "do anything" for Hillary. How the fuck does a wealthy liberal elite turn into the most buttfucking retarded republican at the flip of a coin? Because he's actually a liberal with strong ties to the Illuminati and to the Jews. The Jews wanted Hillary to win, but the republicans were doing better than the democrats and were projected to win if pinned up against Hillary. And so, what they needed was a candidate who was ever more despised than her, Trump.

>>17722394

I think you are right on target, let me ask you do you think there is another side to the Illuminati? or is there only the Zionist side?

Like for instance, there is a Conservative Fascist side almost like Nazis that wants to depopulate and create war to being balance and remove all religions and convert Christianity to worship Lucifer >

________________________
Lucifer and the ETs connecting both sides.
_________________________

then the Zionist leftist side, trying to create a false Utopia with mega cities and a technocracy of Jewish families ruling over a mixed slave race of people in the cities who worship them.>

Reading all this stuff in this thread, there really are dark times ahead.

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>>17722394
Here are some signs that I'm right.
1. Look at this Continental currency, it reeks of freemason symbols.

2. The phrase Novus ordo seclorum as seen on the Great Seal of the United States is Latin for "New order of the ages"

I'll post more later I'm tired

>>17722423
I haven't read up on what you've mentioned much, but I would bet that there's people of varying religions within the Illuminati, so I wouldn't be surprised if there's some conflicting views. I've never personally considered the Illuminati to be left or right wing, they're had many right wing as well as left wing political figures to do their bidding in the past.

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>>17722439

Really that sucks, I'm happy we are in the golden age and age of Judgement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhuZw1jPpnk

You should have to make the best decisions and be ready to adapt. Maybe also not fear death, and be ready for anything.

I have always loved reading about the Golden Age histories of mankind, Atlantis, Babylon, Egypt and Rome. We are just at our peak and there is no other means except digression or degradation and destruction. I think infinite possibilities and utopia is just an illusion that disappears after a time. (especially if it's offered at a price of humanity.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PqjACe-vBo

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>>17717293
>At the very same time they are slowly but surely depopulating the world

>>17712495
ITT: retard olympics.

There are no winners.

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>>17722470

It's a working theory and I am still wondering if it's disinfo.

>>17712562
Dude looks like a lady

Most conspiracies require you to actively ignore all evidence that disprove the theory.

That being said, watch the video of Ruby shooting Oswald . The police left a clear openning for him while other reporters are held back. If someone can tell me that's not what happened, I'll listen.

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>>17719439
Die, you filthy roach

>>17717293
You summed it up perfectly

Alot of red pilled anons...it's encouraging

>>17712606
top kek

There's a conspiracy of elites, mostly bankers and/or Jews, trying to run the world. They own Hillary Clinton and the Democrats. George Soros is one of them, carrying out their goal to dissolve nations into one big gooey mess of indistinct, easily controlled people - the Coudenhove-Kalergi Plan. They took inspiration from Maoism for specifics. The mainstream media's bought and paid for by them, and so is the film industry. There might be a connection to Pedowood. The great majority of Jews don't have anything to do with it, just the most powerful among them.

John F. Kennedy was killed by rogue elements of the US government including Lyndon Johnson and the CIA (led by Hoover) to avoid warmer relations with the Soviet Union and the Federal Reserve being investigated. Martin Luther King, Jr. was also murdered by them. Bobby Kennedy might have been a victim too, but I haven't seen any proof for it. I'm fairly sure Antonin Scalia was murdered, but even if he wasn't there was a deliberate cover-up. And Salvador Allende was killed, naturally.

9/11 was done just by al-Qaeda, but the elites took advantage of it to fabricate justifications for war in Iraq and other nations. There may be a major false-flag attack in the future, but cover-ups are more likely - see Benghazi, the Cologne rapes, etc.

Communism had a lot of vengeful Jews behind it, but they weren't in the global elite. Remember how the Bolsheviks were the ones who released the Sykes-Picot plan to the public.

>>17713518
Did you see the robot chicken episode where Miley was dead and her friends had to protect her secret??

>>17723604
Pretty much agree with everything except 9/11. Tho the attack might have been executed by the people they say I'm certain that it was the CIA who made the plans and controlled them or at least enabled the attack.

>>17712653
>The whole Bay of Pigs thing with Cuba.
Yeah, that's what did it, Oswald was pissed about it.

>>17712495
I think "nephilim" were real, but were some kind of pre-human primate that all human cultures decided to wipe out. This became awkward later and was re-titled as a flood.

>>17723192
sowwy your edgy shit board is hated site-wide, you fat, smelly, mra.

>>17712495
Just testing something

>>17723714
Doesn't work :,(

>>17713044
Yeah, that whole thing is dodgy no matter how you slice it. JFK pissed off so many powerful people that it's not surprising if one or more of them took out a hit on him. I mean MAYBE Oswald was a lone nut, but everything considered a conspiratorial assassination seems very likely.

But people who think they can uncover it all from their basement are on a fool's errand, it's a cold case and too much will have been covered up.

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>>17715044
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My take on this.

> LBJ did JFK.

JFK believers have been more right than wrong, I learned to always listen to them.

>Michelle Obama is a man.
I truly don't care, I'm not the one fucking her/him.

>Kubrick
His movies are love letters to a conspiracy, like most of the posts in this thread.

>Miley Cyrus.
One of two is a clone, or experienced a massive trauma, something horrible.

>>17717293
Fuck You man, you are amazing, I'm feeling genuine envy.

My personal position on the Devil and the Demiurge.

They exist, regardless of my opinion on the subject, because that's not religion works, if the majority believes, I'm forced to believe cause I'm a practical men, and at the moment that shit goes down, I didn't believe it, it'll be noone fault but mine, cause they tell me more than once.

I believe that Nazis won the war, the communicational war, the technological war, and the cultural war.

Goebbels had a plan and he executed it 60 years ago.

They let army and the generals, take the Blame and moved to America to have a wonderful life, full of acomplishments, not all of course, one fantastic example, Hitler's nephew.

The hidden war is the war for the symbolic relantionships.

Big Foot, and The Chupacabras are real and scary as shit.

Aliens have visited us, fuck'ed up and never came again, this cycle of the shitty contact with extraterrestial races had made necessary to not let anyone know about them, cause they made the universe look like a crappy place and everybody would prefer to have a less crappy universe.

>I don't know what the pineal gland does but I'll be damned if the government isn't hard pressed to make sure it doesn't do something.

This, to me, is objective truth.

>>17723829
I agree.

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The government is intercepting our communications.

The rich are are using their money for political influence to make themselves richer.

The US government isn't a democracy and hasn't ever been.

Mexicans are being allowed into the US on purpose and being used for cheap labor.

I have more if you guys want to hear them.

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Kyle Odom was not crazy.

The government kept him out of any contact for about 13 days.

Can you imagine the torture they did to change his brain.

He said many times in his manifesto to write him. Has any one??

All the Jewish stuff. World banks, immigration, holohoax, white genocide, etc.

>>17724134
and the non-human fucker that he shot several times, point blank, was ok and in a stable enough condition to give commentary to reporters when the story broke? shit is fishy

>>17715062
I remember these docs thanks

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>>17713072
Yeah and /a/ virgins ruin our threads, deal with it.

Many celebrities are faked identities, they don't exist, bodyslaves are used to portray them on television.

A lot of historical canon is nearly fictional. Many figures from different periods are the same person, ie: George Washington is Benjamin Franklin, King Richard II, and the greek god Polybius.

Japan is actually on the coast of China, Idaho is underneath Washington, and the European territories in South America are on the west coast of Africa. Geography is more chaotic than "muh land on a ball," and includes overlapping territories that are simultaneously two places at once, lands that only "render" if you've stopped paying attention to the journey, and the illusion of false places seen from afar (which is how satellite imagery puts Japan on an island).

>>17713065

awwww that's so cute <3

I know better than stepping into /pol/ though.

>>17713112

so much lol

>>17713141

teh bjuti

it hurts

>>17717467

That's a nice twist

>>17724567
Can you possibly expand on the last paragraph of your post?

>>17724312
Damn straight it is the veil is tearing a little more every day to show past Lucifer's illusions

>>17724567
Does this mean that the Earth is flat?

>>17717833
That's right, and we wont live to see an Audit. The Federal Reserve is about as federal as Fed-ex.

>>17712495
Ovey! Shut it down!

>>17724113
>Mexicans are being allowed into the US on purpose and being used for cheap labor.

This is happening worldwide with India, China etc.

>>17717293
>>17717390
>>17720632
>>17723207
>>17724071

This is what paranoid psychosis looks like

>>17724692
Shill

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>>17724706
Yeah every once in a while this shitty board let's us find a thread where we can scratch together a little truth and they HATE it

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>>17712495
the reptillians are our friends fools take a good look at this video proving that they just want to serve and provide comfort for us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEOcD08g3Dw

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>>17713065
>Condemned to each other
I like that. Stuck at the ass end of the internet but at least we're together.

>>17724822
Honestly you convinced me with the GIF.

>>17724828
Just dont piss them off aye?

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Bohemian Grove The reason our so called leaders stay in power...there worship is just like Baal worship back in Bible times...human sacrifice, orgiastic predominantly gay sex gluttony and drunken revelry cross dressing and invoking the spirits to offer their aid in success of your schemes...such as 9-11

X doesn't respect the true evil of the grove which worries me...

>>17724827
I don't mind that /pol/ exists.

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>>17712542
U r retard, congrations.

>>17724867
Yolo swag peasant is one of my favorites.

>>17720816
I actually remember this. Wasn't it something similar to a thread about how there was a guy who claimed to be an agent for celebrities to fake their own death to live a "normal" life?

>>17724859
Glad to hear it. /pol/ack myself. I like /x/ though. You really can say whatever the hell you like and not get shit on too bad for it.

>>17713065
Please no, I don't want anything to do with stormcucks who think MUH HOLOHAUX WHERE IS PROOFS and spew toxic cancerous bullshit

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>>17718580
yes, "containment board", as you can see it works well

>>17724994
Not everything. I'm sure there are things I could say that would get me abducted by time travelers.

>>17723648
Yeah, good point. All that stuff about holograms and demolitions is obviously bunk, but I wouldn't be surprised at all if the CIA enabled the attackers, like you suggested. Maybe they paid them off, maybe they knew and chose not to act, maybe they had secret contacts in al-Qaeda networks facilitating everything.

Now that I think about, the president must not always be in on all this. Kennedy opposed them, and George W. Bush was obviously a weak puppet for the Cheney gang. What with Obama's remarkably opaque administration, the denial of FOIA requests, and crackdowns on whistleblowers, he's probably in cahoots with the deep state cabal. Bin Laden is likely dead, but the lack of photographic evidence is fishy as hell. I'd wager he was executed under circumstances that the public can't see without the lid blowing off the whole operation. Maybe he had outlived his usefulness à la Saddam 1991, or maybe he used to be allied with them and was threatening to betray them or reveal top secret info. Who knows?

>/Pol/acks also browse /x/

How could I've guessed.

>>17725039
Is that a bad thing?

>>17712653
Didn't LBJ call his brother up and gloat to him after it happened? If he wasn't involved he's at least a HUGE DICK.

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>every fucking thread
>somebody says something mildly racist
>hurr durr back ta /pol/ stormfag!!

jesus christ /x/ what has become of you

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>>17725058
>every fucking thread
>somebody says something mildly conspirative.

>hurr durr back ta /x/.

Containment boards.

We discredit our own theories, by association, it's amazing what it actually does, in reality, and how much weight a thread on /x/ has.

>>17722551
Topkek

>>17725101
No shilling and disinformation ruin quality theads

>>17713127
Bush did nothing wrong

Hitler was behind 9/11

>>17713035
So he doesnt follow strict party ideologies? FUCKING FINALLY someone that isnt a +10 or -10 on the spectrum. We need so many more "0"s than we'll ever have. And you're too deluded to recognize it.

>>17712495
>/pol/ack here
>>>/pol/
you cunts shit up wizardchan
your not worth dealing with here also faggot

>>17725058
>>17725058
>shilling and racebaiting is okay whe I do it
man

FUCK /pol/

>>17718436
Where does Rome fit in all this?

>>17725017
>implying /x/ doesn't do the same thing. Just with different topics
>MUH CHEMTRAILS!
but anon, you are the stormcuck.

>>17712495
I deeply believe mushrooms, fungi and the likes, are able to alter human minds like they can other animals. People like eating mushrooms because the mushrooms make them like it. I'm not biologist, but if mushrooms don't flourish in human waste, I'm sure the mushroom farming industry is enough of an incentive for the mushrooms to sacrifice a bit of their population to be industrially grown and taken care of.

>>17716271
whycome they dont give me the wealth

>>17720550
His latest album is almost all gospel and hes making a game about his mom as an angel flying through heaven or some shit. Hes still heavily referencing God and Jesus duddeeeeeeeeee

>>17717349
Hello I'm posting to tell you that I am a complex simulation of a human, currently typing at my simulation of a shitty keyboard. Have a nice day.

>>17720607
dafuq? sauce now pls

>>17716120
Holy shit you're such a moron it's idiots like you who made me leave Christianity.

You just add your own interpretations to whatever you feel like while ignoring the contrary.

The bible says the world will turn against Israel and Israel will be formed with Jews gathered from all over the world. It's clearly talking about the same Israel that exists but know you're too much of a retarded polfag to see that and actually believe and entire groups of people who your God told you not to hate are servants of Saran. God people like you are just so incredibly stupid it literally hurts.

>>17718354
You should in all honesty kill yourself

>>17712495

LBJ killing JFK isn't even a conspiracy. It's a widely accepted truth. He just never got in trouble because it was a case of political corruption that no one wanted to make public. Dude had the CIA do it.

>>17716292
christcuck pls go

>>17723706
back to tumblr with you

>>17713084
>implying /pol/ isn't a complete laughingstock

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>>17725547
It's a thread about personal opinions.

We are all entitled to one belief, you can't call a thread like this disinformationor shilling, cause it's to personal.

Grammar and mind control, search for it..

Some amazing theories in this thread.

I even screencaped this one.

>>17712495
Lbj, Nixon, bush, any of those guys and their friends

>>17715361
Accept it wasn't a hologram. To many people were there.