vampires

>>17695679
It's meant to be the drawback/limiter. You gain infinite life, enhanced strength, ect so there are drawbacks to balance it. It's a gift/curse type of thing

>>17695708
In terms of weaknesses, werewolves and zombies have it better.

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Blood represents life. Vampires are a symbol for the predatory nature of death and disease. They literally suck the life out of their victims, slowly weakening hem, making them pale and sickly. They are the fear of death personified.

Nowadays, fear is alluring. We don't usually feel it any more and so we seek it. Death is sexy. That's why modern depictions of vampires tend to be so sexual.

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>>17695723
At least I can go out in the sunlight. Get fucked m8

>>17695747
...whuh? I'm not saying I am a vampire or anything. I'm just discussing the mythology. I think you misread my post.

>>17695708
Why don't they absorb fat and muscle tissue from victims? It has energy and protein.

>>17695762
That's cannibals.

>>17695760
Lmao I'm just joking around. But you do bring up an interesting point. There was a time when vampires were truly scary...but then twilight happened.

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>>17695733
Who is this fluid druid

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Countess Elizabeth Báthory would bathe in the blood of her young female victims, believing their youth would be transferred to her in the process. Although it's unknown how many she tortured and killed, it is believed to be over 300 (some estimates as high as 600).

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>>17695766
Vampires are technically cannibals in a way. If I recall some do eat flesh

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>>17695793
I remember this bitch. When I was 7 I was stupid enough to watch a history channel documentary and was horrified.

>>17695782
From the World of Darkness RPG book New Wave Requiem. They have a lot of sexy vamps in their books.

>>17695768
it was happening before that (anne rice) but you could say that was the final nail in the coffin

>>17695679
What other fluid could they suck ? Cerebrospinal fluid ? Semen ? Piss ? Blood is the best choice, and it makes delicious sausages.

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>>17695813
> final nail in coffin
Well played. Kek

>>17695809
I'm about to be a master at this game. Thanks brother

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>>17695820
If theyre a sexy female.... they might as well suck my semen.

>>17695834
Unlikely.

>>17695762
From my take on it, vampirism stemmed from magic long ago. They wouldn't have had knowledge of all that and blood was used in rituals. I'm just speculating though

>>17695717
That's true. Werewolves just need to worry about getting away from people when a full moon is approaching.

>>17695834
>elegant.

>>17695872
And silver. Ironically vamps are weak to silver too

Dude my grandpa sucks two things. He vamps a cat every Christmas and then he sucked my cock when I was eleven

>>17695888
That's why I think they both are the product of magic/witchcraft like in some accounts.

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>>17695867
That's if vamps are even real, let alone magic. Don't let /x/ fool uou, there's barely any magic in the world.

>>17695856
Why unlikely? Semen has nutrients

>>17695813
It's much older than Rice. If you look at Varney the Vampire, Sheridan LeFanu's Carmilla, and Stoker's Dracula (mostly the hot vampire chicks, this is a consistent theme here), vampires for the Victorians were a sexual metaphor. Oral penetration, if you can wrap your head around that.

Fear boners are a thing, but the procreative instinct is frequently stronger than self-preservation.

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>>17695908
I hope a ch’iang shih eats your dick.

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>>17695943
I'll still enjoy it

>>17695679
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrenochrome

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>>17695893
> grandpa sucked me when I was 11
You mean the fusion of these two guys?

>>17695894
I wonder what convinced the magicians to conjure them up in the forst place.

>>17696051
Sorry if im retarded, but What does it have to do with vampires?
>>17695931
True. If I were forced to be a vampire, I just want the special powers.

>>17696063
I believe they were curses. People aren't supposed to want to become either

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>>17696074
He keeps posting the thing about Adenochrome, sort of how I keep finding myself mentioning Ogi Ogas.
He might be suggesting vampires are scaring people and in order to drink their adenalized blood to get hallucinations (or treat their schizophrenia). Or he might be a schizo, having fixated on that one thing and so using it to explain everything everywhere forever. Hard to say.

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>>17696378
Very strange indeed. Why don't he start a tgread about adrenaline?

>>17695679
Because the legend has its roots in the disease porphyria. One of the issues is an inability to produce enough hema, so you drink blood to get it. That along with easily horribly sunburnt and strange occur ancestors of hearts slowing down far enough to be pronounced dead are intertwined to the very beginning

>>17698150
But vampires being allergic to the sun started with the nosferatu film.

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>>17695679
California it weird ( maybe because this show came out in my preteens) but if I found a nice female vp, I'll Dress her up like marceline from AT and bang her hard.

>>17695679
The Bible says that the blood carries our life, and since recently, as in the last decade. So does medicine.

>>17699764
Call* (I didn't mean to say California. )

>>17699785
But then why are they considered ubdead? What exactly is undead

>>17695679
vampires are just a front for demons who live on earth and possess corpses/bodies
they need your blood and your energy in general because they are cut off from God and cannot produce their own energy naturally.
It's the reason why there are so many tragedies and shootings in America, as well as the inverted pentagram built into the streets of Washington D.C., as most of these zombie devils are controlled by Satan himself (and Young Thug/Tom Brady ikr.. lol)
It's the reason why I had my blood drained the last time I visited an emergency room against my will to the point that I passed out unconscious for about a day.
These lizards are vicious and they will gang up on you in hospitals, jails, etc. to beat you and drain you of your life force, your chi

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>>17699837
KEK!!!!! I WAS ABOUT TO BELIEVE YOU UNTIL YOU BROUGHT UP YOUNG THUG AND TOM BRADY

>>17699843
https://twitter.com/ioneencare/status/722407730963705856

"I had a dream Young Thug and his homeboys raped my 5 year old cousin who is a boy so I shot up his house "

niggas are getting attacked by Young Thug and Tom Brady already in there dreams as well as in real life

You can do your own research

>>17699866
in their* dreams

"I had a dream last night that Tom Brady was trying to kill me with a shot gun. Soooo who's ready for Thursday Night Football?!? Lol"

>>17699843
I also met an NFL cheerleader at the crazy house who was attacked by Young Thug as well
the faggot wants to be a little blonde girl so he targeted her
he's sick.

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>>17699874
>>17699871
>>17699866
Young thug Is retarded, yes. He's gay, yes. But is he a demon posessed v pure that rapes your dreams? I don't think so

semen vampiiiirrrrree!
Poroppopopoporo popopporo

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>>17699889
he's not demon possessed, he is a demon lol
have you seen how ugly the nigga is? it's pretty obvious

>>17699898
If female vampires were real, I'd shove a cuck down their throat.its a win win situation.

>>17699907
You black too? I thought I was the only black on /x/. Or at least the only nigga on /x/ who listens to any hip hop

>>17699915
I hate calling you lizards out it's too obvious at this point
Why dont you all just kill yourselves at the same damn time?
You know you could...
According to The Revelation 17:13 you have the same minds
Just another puppet

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>>17699837

>>17699925
wow, my mom says that too and she's a lizard
what a coincidence

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>>17699907
It's interesting. His inspiration is lil wayne. Lil Wayne supposedly sold his own soul for fame. Is young thug somehow tied to that?
Furthermore, since we're talking about vampires and hip hop, do you think peiple like Pharrell and childish gambino are vampires?

>>17699928
>>17699919
Wtf is a lizard? You mean a Reptilian? A leafyishere fan? Tell me.

>>17699925
>>17699928
Rofl i got pharma stuffed by my lizard mom right 2 hours ago and am still vigil, fighting like a vampire vikking against mom induced drugs..

Hey gueeeeyyyyzzz i zeeeee shaadoouuzz in da connneerrzz?!!

>>17699938
lizards are dead corpses reanimated with magic, controlled by devils
Or just a devil... someone who sold their soul and/or fucked up

>>17699931
5. Talking Too Much, Asking Redundant or Pointless Questions
A very simple and common way to use others for energy is to ask them pointless questions. You need to get someone to give you their energy, so getting them to talk or listen to you talk nonstop is an effective method. A person will come up and ask "Do you know where the supermarket is", when the supermarket is right across the street or they very well know exactly where it is. Or they will talk, and talk, and talk, about anything, it does not have to be a dumping of negativity, it can just be listening to them speak on end. The more you listen, the more energy you give away, the more they get you to talk, the more energy you give away.

source : http://www.selfgrowth.com/articles/how-people-steal-your-power-energy-and-soul

HUMAN, RAITZ?

Let us drink blood plz not pharma

>>17699968
Wtf is a lizard. Tell me

>>17699977
I just asked if pharell and childish gambino are vampires. They don't age, are rich, have special connections, and people barely have beef with them.

>>17699996
what, do you think they are obama too or something?
faggot lol

>>17700001
Well since people in this thread are legitimately claiming that young thug and tom Brady are demons, I don't see why my claims are so ridiculous.

>>17700010
keep protecting your puppets pal
the difference between the two celebs you named and young thug/tom brady is that people actually like childish gambino and pharell, and they aren't humongous faggots who cheat at life and use magic just to appear like they are cool

>>17700010
also they don't attack people in dreams to harvest energy

>>17700052
Vampire or not, I'll still blast the tunes of Gambino and Pharrell. These are artists i like anyway. unlike demons, vampires can be good. It's not like I wanna stake them to death.

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Why Is this thread so retarded. It derailed itself.

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>>17701484
Because the schizophrenic fuck nut who accuses anyone who doesn't believe his bat shit crazy delusions a reptilian control by the devil like puppets.

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>>17701657

>>17701657
He should make his own retarded young thug thread. Back to vampires.

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Are there any vampires on /x/?
I mean real, true vampires. I am.
I had my awakening when I was 17. After a night of hanging out with some friends, I was visited by a vampire. He called himself Triumverus Caer. He came in through my bedroom window and spoke to me about his ability and his council.
He placed his hands upon my chest and I soon felt very cold. I dropped to my knees and looked up to him. He grabbed me by my neck and sunk his beautiful fangs into it. Oh, the feeling of such power coursing through my veins was almost orgasmic, I passed out from the pleasure.
When I awoke, there was a small scroll on the floor in front of my body. I sat up slowly, my whole body was dead cold. When i reached out for it and read it. I understood it completely. This is strange because it was written in Latin. It told me about my newfound powers.
What are my powers you ask? I have the ability to withdraw the energy from your body. A psychic vampire. This kind of vampire is special because I can still go out in the sun and have a normal functioning life. I feed off energy instead of blood.
So, here I am now, I've had my powers for little over 3 years. They're great. I'm in very high respect of the elders and I've become a sire to a few of my own underlings.
Pic related, It is me.
PS: Perfect response: "So tell me OP, how does it feel to have schizophrenia"

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>>17701931
KEK NICE COPYPASTA

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>>17701937
Calm down, ya facking faggot.

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>>17701942
BUT YOURE THE ONE WHO SAID IT WAS ORGASMIC TO HAVE A MALE VAMPIRE BITE YOUR NECK

>>17695717
Wrong.

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>>17701959
"Psychic vampire" biggest load of bull I've heard. If anything you're a time vampire. Sucking up and wasting my useful time.

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>>17701931
My nigga I'm gonna stake you. Just cuz you can go in tge sunlight don't mean that I can't kill you. Post your address.

>>17701959
How? All they need to worry about is brains and silver

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>>17695768
>There was a time when vampires were truly scary...but then twilight happened.

They weren't scary in Kindred the Embraced either and that was 20 years before Twilight.

The Vampire Diaries/Originals IS labeled as horror drama tho. Not sure if anyone gets scared by it, it's mostly gore and there's literally no nudity.

So I don't personally see any problem, high school drama with vampires, a perfect combination imo (in my opinion).

>>17695901
>there's barely any magic in the world.

>barely

Doesn't matter if the existing part is under my control, right...?

>>17695888
Nonsense.

>>17699837
This is awesome. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

>>17695679
>And why are they considered undead like a zombie?
Because they are walking corpses without souls

>>17701931
Holy fuck, this dude again. You are not a vampire my friend. A blood drinking vampire couldn't give you the abilities you claim to possess. Stop spreading falsehoods.

>>17701961
You responded to the wrong person.

>>17702016
Daybreakers and 30 days of night are scarier than usual. Same for the strain.

>>17701980
A werewolf needs the moon, right? Kind of a drawback.

>>17702028
In certain versions, it's true trust me.
>>17702118
Don't worry. He's a troll roleplaying

>>17702140
Yes that is in certain versions. It's just not true.

>>17702131
Many wolves can turn on command.
>>17702149
Either way vamps have a slightly larger list of weaknesses

>>17702152
The list of weaknesses is pure fiction in some instances.

>>17702167
Well both vampires and werewolves are public domain fictional characters so they are open to interpretation.

If you want to get a bit scientific, vampires could have a version of the real- life medical condition known as thalassemia. A friend of mine has it and she needs to have blood transfusions every 5 weeks or so, because the blood her own body creates does not nourish her organs. She's been doing this every 5 weeks for the past 23 years. We joke that she is a vampire, but it's actually a pretty shitty condition to have.

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>>17702220
Damn that sounds annoying. If I was her I'd at least want the long vamp lifespan or at least the fangs and strength.
> your trips are off by one by the way

>>17701931
This same exact post keeps appearing. So you've been a vampire for only 3 years and the elders respect you highly? Nope.

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>>17702350
He's a faghot who gives them blowjobs. That's why.

>>17702405
And he never responds. Pussy.

>>17699915
I'm not black but you're not the only anon on /rp/ I mean /x/ that listens to hip-hop

>>17695813
Interview With the Vampire had the courtesy to be a good book though

>>17698150
I thought the vampire legends started with tuberculosis, a disease that often infected entire families back then and killed them off one by one, leading to the belief that the dead were rising from graves to feed upon their previous loved ones

>>17695679
>And why are they considered undead like a zombie?
Because before the modern mythos where you can become a vampire through a bite while you're still alive in the older legends you had to be fed upon by a vampire until you eventually died before you became one yourself (in other legends you had to drink the blood of a vampire and then die).
Either way, you weren't a vampire until you died.

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>>17704944
I know it sounds crazy but there was once a zombie vampire hybrid

>>17705160
That sounds a little out there, dude.

>>17705160
Uhhh....what?

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>>17705267
>>17705625
Courtesy of marvel zombies. It should be pointed out tho that this guy is not a true vamp

>>17704944
There was some bleed-over into other spooks. Children fathered by vampires (strigoi vii) had some powers in life. Witches and werewolves might become vampires upon death. A body might rise as a vampire because of lapses in the burial custom (holdovers from older revenant myths), just as you could become a werewolf by accident (in ways that did not involve an attack).

>>17695799

>If I recall some do eat flesh
They don't exist buddy, chill out

>>17706354
I've heard of vamps turning into wolces, but dead werewolves becoming vampires? What? Never heard of that.

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>>17706776
No shit sherlock. 85% of /x/ content is fake roleplay or delusions

>>17695679
I hated that movie, everyone was like oooh yeah, it's so fucking good, you should see it, not long ago I fell for the meme and while it's not bad, it surely isn't the fucking masterpiece everyone tried to sell me. Still a better love story involving vampires than Twilight tho

>>17706806
I'd say 90 percent but yeah, you're right

>>17706953
I loved that movie in middle school. Almost has me saying to myself that being a vamp wouldn't be that bad

>>17706806

what a fucking awful meme

>>17706953
>>17707184
Actually, the book shows that being a vampire isn't a good idea.

>>17707195
Boii is dead. Let us mourn his loss.... he might come back as a vampire for all we know

>>17707345
That's ttue. But at that point in my life I didn't read the book. Also I meant that if I got bit, I wouldn't have minded being one at that time.

>>17704701
Somebody posted in an old thread that the Anne Rice myth was not far from the truth about a vampires powers, etc.