Alien evacuation

>>17688638
Fuck No

depends if the see us as cats and dogs or as cows and pigs

>>17688650
You would choose the apocalypse?

>>17688638
I would want to but then I would go on /x/ and see all the posts about how they're demons and get scared.

>>17688657
fuck yes

>>17688651
I feel like they'd treat us like neanderthals: we look alike but don't think alike.

Remember the start of the Matrix when NEO is still plugged in?

That's it.

So what your asking is, hey guys if our world is destroyed do you wanna get plugged into an artificial world, and be used for harvesting?

>>17688693
Remember Crescent?

>>17688701
>Remember Crescent

Continue?

>>17688693
>hey guys if our world is destroyed do you wanna get plugged into an artificial world, and be used for harvesting?

Between utter death and instrumentalism? no brainer, chump. why not?

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>>17688712
This man claimed that he lost his virginity to an alien and was used in a grey/human breeding program (the mantids were also involved. The virginity-stealing alien's name was Crescent.

>>17688731
lucky bastard

>>17688740
That's what I'm saying. What if they use us for that?

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>>17688729
Because it wasn't really destroyed it was a trick.
Then in being harvested and not being a part of the harvesting agency. You just doomed yourself, your children, (if you have any.) Into being slaves, and not the artificial matrix world slave but real slave.

Hell world slave, and your mental pain is what feeds them.

The destruction of the first world was a simulation, just for you to make a choice.

>>17688638
No, but that's not going to stop me from evacuating with them anyway.

>>17688731
Sounds hot.

Butt stuff hot.

>>17688802
Are yoy impying the being in question are some sort of cyber-demon?

yes, evacuate. The guy on /x/ wasn't probed yesterday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLVsY6mChIg

>>17688842
Any more?

>>17688939
..i just made this with paint m8

im really drunk but just crop out the hand and put it on the aylium faces its not hard

>>17688729

Life over slavery.

Honor in death over putrefaction in servitude.

Glorious battle and demise, echoing through eternity.

'Aliens' as you call them, are actually demons from hell, if you experience any kind of 'visit', just pray to Jesus Christ or pray to Him! the experience ('aliens' - really demons) will stop. Crowley explained what he saw during his trips, he clearly saw what the demons do! and when he got to picture them they looked exactly as the popular masses depict them, short, grey body, big eyes...

Praise Jesus man!

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>>17688835
No friend, I am telling you consciousness itself is pure light.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsCtuIkEBsg

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>>17689038
What if the opposite is true, that demons are just aliens misinterpreted. If I was abducted in the dark ages, I would probably be a fool, talking of big-headed demons from the sky.

THE APOCALYPSE IS AN ALIEN FALSE FLAG

HYPERSPACE SHUTTLE POLY-ANTIMATTER PROPULSION FLUID CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

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>>17689038
>big eyes
We must have different definitions of "big" bud.

>>17688638
i'd trust the nordics but everybody else can fuck off

>>17689390
>/pol/

>>17689533
Fuck off, gray. We all know that the nordics are the only ayylmaos that might let us off this planet.

Would you trust your life to a reptilian? Didn't think so.

>>17689541
What about those blue guys?

>>17689543
I have no idea what they are.
I guess they could be cool, I don't really know.

>>17689545
How about the mantids? Some seem to be somewhat friendly/indifferent towards us.

>>17689552
From what I'm reading, it seems like they're very technical. I feel that they'd have some sort of hidden reason behind helping humans, which would concern me. Better than the others, though.

>>17688638
I would trust the blue guy, and the little green dude on the right. The chubby blond MILF is probably harmless but it would be awkward when she hit on me. Same with her gay best friend in the blue leotard. The rest of them look sketchy as fuck.

>>17688663
why?

Anyone here heard of the Negumak?

>>17689756
No, what are they?

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I guess that's why they call it the blues.

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>>17689781
This

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>>17689786
Some say that they're brown dwarfs when exposed to blue light in their ship.

>>17689791
Spooky

>>17689803
It wouldn't surprise me, blue skin can't have many advantages as opposed to brown.

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How about these?
Anyone wanna take a guess?

>>17689870
Draconids from the Draco cluster. Similar to reptoids but less subtle and violent.

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>>17689912
Nope, it's a Psychlo, a fictional alien created by Sci-fi author L. Ron Hubbard

>>17688638
Only ones I could justify getting into the van with are Nords. Every other one is a higher degree of asshole to us.

>>17688638
yes, itd be worth whatever happened.

>>17689814
y tho

Depends on how much time I had to decide. If I had to decide in a matter of minutes, yeah I'd evacuate.

If I had a day or more to decide, I'd go check /x/ first.

I just had a thought. What if all of these "aliens" are really heavily genetically modified members of the genus Homo. It would certainly explain why we, the greys and the reptilians can interbreed despite appearing to be seperate species. I propose that all these should be considered distant "races" of man.

>>17690116
And when I say genetic modification, I don't mean it in a man-made sense.

>>17688638
every time i see that image i think of what a great sitcom that would make.

>>17690535
What do you suppose it would be called?

>>17690116
l2Annunaki

>>17688638
The blue guy looks bro as fuck
What do we know about them?

>>17688638
no, not at all. anything that happens to earth is part of a natural cycle crucial to our own personal developments. I don't need to put faith in a being outside myself like that, that's how you become free lunch in the universe.

>>17690815
they are just here for the tendies

>>17690854
Then maybe you were meant to be eaten.

>>17688842
Nudes plz

>>17688638
The white ones, yes.

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>>17688638

Only if they finally tell me "Who Let the dogs out?"

>yfw that song is stuck in your head all day
Welcome to my hell

>>17691420
>gif

Wouldnt trust them, but i'd go.

What if this all is just a communist plot?

>>17688638
>Mantis people are the most trustworthy, but are disgusting bugs.
>Reptilians are all closet faggots and scalies.
>LITERALLY HOLIER THEN THOU
>Fallout dude is okay, but he's stuck in a vault.
>Its a fucking blue Ewok holy shit.
>Grays have mad leaps and bounds in the field of rectal study. However, the ultimate dildo still flutters just out of grasp.
>DUDE FOREHEADS LMAO
>Some fucking green manlet Marvin is that you

Humanity is better off dead.

>>17692899
http://pastebin.com/06FEw0gZ

>>17689791
Imagine sex with them. Holy shit.

>>17692945
Like a sausage througb a square hole in wood.

>>17688638
No, my bloodline died here and i wish too aswell

>>17688731
Tight alien pussy got COLONIZED by BWC

Only the Aryan looking ones FUCK those other space niggers. Especially the little grey cuck.

>>17693480
The xeno thread on aco would disagree

>>17693502
Grays are good then? Then why they fuck did they purposely -force- me to be afraid of them in a half-asleep state until I told them to fuck off?

>>17693601
Not specifically the Greys, they're assholes for the most part (except Crescent and her group). I meant the others who seem rather indifferent to us.

Id definitely be open minded about it.

>>17693624
Oh good now I dont have to feel bad for threatening to snap their necks.

Mantis dudes seem pretty chill but I'd rather see any more aliens unless I'm awake.

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>>17693714
Also, I think the way to tell if the greys are peaceful or not is what they're wearing. If they're nude, punch them in the face for me. If they're wearing blue jumpsuits, they're ok, but you might've just been chosen for a very important reason.

>tfw you will NEVER go to Alderbaran with a qt Nordic et gf

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>>17693755
>or a qt grey fuckbuddy

>>17693755
>>17693771
If aliens ever attack , there's a chance I caused it by trying to hook up with one. I made a ghost leave my apartment because I kept trying to get her to hook up instead of being scared

>>17693780
You did? What'd it look like?

>>17693795
She never appeared, just haunted the apartment, mainly the shower. I just "felt" that it was a girl and I didn't feel threatened at all.

>>17693805
Well you have earned my respect. Your story beats the shit out of that Biblie-thumper's story.

>>17693810
I appreciate it but kind of miss the ghost girl now. The moral of my story is: if you're really drunk, don't try to seduce your ghost girl, because you'll miss the spookings.

>>17690539

Out 'uh' this world

>>17693854
You remind me of that one chap who tried to fuck a ghost-like being. He never replied the morning after.

>>17693930
Probably not me, I just recently started posting about it. I was very respectful to the ghost always and thanked her for letting me live in her apartment since she was here first.

>>17693958
Well, you didn't get killed/transported, so I think you did great.
I live in the South, but I've honestly never had a paranormal/extraterrestrial visitor.

>>17693972
I believe you either have to be naturally susceptible to the paranormal or visit a truly haunted location(which would most likely be a vindictive spirit because hate is such a strong feeling).

Southern US? I'm in the north but I had a few encounters as a kid so I've always been open and accepting to "paranormal". Are you hoping to experience something?

>>17689151
>demons are just aliens misinterpreted
My friend's got a book about that
It basically explains how most of the unexplained phenomena we attribute to aliens nowadays used to happen long before aliens became a thing but were associated with Fae and demons instead

>>17694684
What's the name of the book?

>>17688638
Fuck off space niggers were full

If they showed irrefutable proof that Earth was on the brink of dying in the next century without any hope then yes I would go with them.

>>17695300
Well, the ecologists have been saying the earth is doomed for a while now so I guess we'll miss you senpai

>>17691454
>9kb

Bumper

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>greys are assholes
how the fuck do you know? have you ever met one?
>space niggers
lol
Srsly tho if they are cool and want peace and will not try to disarm or control me then id go.
Otherwise im being dragged kicking and screaming and im stabbing one on the way out
>mfw heaven gate cult was right

>>17697469
I said most of them are sadistic assholes (every grey encounter to date) but there are a few diamonds in the ruff (Crescent)

>>17697469
>space nigger
>they can crash on the moon

>>17689786
I'm blue da boo dee da boo die

>>17688638
If they let me put my weiner in some spacepussy then yes.

>>17688731
I knew guys in middle school who said their girlfriends lived in Canada, but this shit is crazy.

How do I get spared by aliens or not get enslaved when they land though? I don't think they'll use me for manual labor and and I'm not very smart, but I think if I join them and show conviction I can prove my loyalty quick.

>>17692929
Red pilled anon detected

>>17693601
Sleep paralysis anon you weren't abducted by greys

>>17689038
The only reason why the whole Jesus thing works is because the aliens go, "oh geez not another Christfag." and immediately dump you off instead of spending another second trying to raise your consciousness.

>>17698662
>bahaha this

>>17688842
Rarest Pepe

>>17689791
Looks eldritch as fug

>>17700019
Who are you quoting?

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>>17688638
Nah, they seem like gross psychopats with exception for space swedish.

Now Cat Girls from Platet Catnip? Now that I can get behind.

Semjase and Valiant Thor wondering what the fuck they doing in this picture.

>>17688638

Anyone has that screencap of the guy qho was having increasingly intimate encounters with an alien until he stoped reporting?

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>>17700108
>pysychopats

pat pat

>>17700108
fuckin furries

>>17689649
Fuck you

I'll go with Cap'n Flattop as long as I get a vault suit. Or the blue guy. His expression tells me that he's probably in on the joke.

>>17700853
>implying you wouldn't fuck a space cat

>>17688638
I wouldn't necessarily trust them, but why not go with anyway? Better to have an adventure than die.

>>17700962
Why not, what will you miss out on? Working most of your life, maybe raising a family, retiring , and dying?

mantis is pure, concentrated, unadulterated QT. would trust it with the salvation of humanity, desu.

>>17689543
What about the stories from contactees about the small blue guys licking the floor for blood after being told to clean up human bodies slayed offhand by an officer?

I fucked a cat

>>17689552
They're highly psychic and can tune their aura to not emit threat, or to emit friendliness, the difference between a death stare and a smile, a presence tuned by conscious will.

A mantis is an apex predator, a stealth predator at that. It specialises in not being discovered, minimizing presence, aura, chi or killing intent.

Have you seen a mantis eat?

Would you trust the wolf because his smile is not bloodied?

I'm not one to advocate xenophobia but be realistic, a mantis is a perfect killing machine, a being, an insect, with highly different brain chemistry, beside it's lethal instincts and reflexes, these beings are hardwired for calculation, extremely smart, equipped with rending claws, dismembering jaws, godlike speed and apparently potent psychic powers which from an evolutionary standpoint would allow it to emit no presence or friendly presence to get close to prey.

I don't know about you but I would rather face a beast whose stare and subsequently killing intent, extended presence/aura made the adrenaline pump and panic go hyperdrive rather than a three meter tall, cold and calculating psychic tyranid that subdues my mind into wanting to hug it.

You would be the fly going near a fragrant plant only to get stuck in goo and disolve slowly.

They both intrigue and absolutely terrify me.

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>>17688638
everyones favorite alien family

>want to know more about mantis
>ponder for weeks
>decide to contact
>successful AP to a ethereal astral plane
>feels like a bar, loosely, meeting place, lots of entities
>all the tables are "hushed", I'm drawn to the one table/meeting I came here for
>three greys one mantis
>the greys make me massively uncomfortable, I beta at the bar, get handed a cup of something that is in essence, and tastes, blue
>greys leave
>approach mantis
>get my shit together, ask ut where it's from, how it evolved
>shown imagery of a world with dense jungles
>get excited, lots of questions, among them "how does a mantis taste, like lobster?"
>urge to ride on mantis back grows larger, my consciousness envelopes it, I search for wings because why not, can it fly?
>at this point it's had enough of my shit and lashes out mentally in what I perceive as forearms looking to rake me, only to keep me at bay, nothing overly hostile
>attention rises from the other boards, someone or several people flood me with emotions I can't control, lose grip of the AP, concentration fails, slip out of AP

I have another two experiences with different greys but no more mantis. Never decided for a second try, decided I was not ready.

>>17701951
Other boards, tables*

If all you 1id10ts finally go with the other fuckers, we can finaly make something real of this planet of ex-quitters.

>>17688638
When that day comes, i'll choose to die the way I lived. Smelling like jameson and cigarettes, covered in a thin film of my own vomit.

>>17688731
>tfw no ayylmao gf

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>>17688638
No.

Would i make a deal with them and work for them in helping corral you cattle? Yes.

>>17701951
>be a mantiud
>be sitting at some shitty astral bar above that shithole called earth
>my coworkers are manlet grays
>enjoying a nice cup of blue
>suddenly some autistic hoomie projects his light body to our table
>my gray "friends" leave me alone with this sperg kus they are assholes
>monkeyman nerviously asks me how my species evolved
>tell him about my homeworld and that we evolved like any other humanoid
>the fucking sperg starts wafting his astral body all over mine
>im legit being molested by a monkeyman
>push him away and tell him to fuck off
>he pisses his astral pants and drops some sort of stringy and red food
>he gets overwhelmed with emotion and gets sucked back to his 4th density body

fucking terrans man

>>17688842
Ancient Pepe's

What I don't understand about supposed "alien races" is why some of them resemble literal bottom evolution pests here on earth.
Take the mantid's for example, this shit could never be close to legit, why would they be based off of an earth insect? Coincidence? No.
It's clearly just based off of the imagination of a monkeyman.

If any goddamn ayys are real they're probably more like that pic that anon posted far above me of the lovecraftian esque looking thing.


>>17702133
I kek'd heartily.
This.

>>17688638
Fuck no, I've seen that "To Serve Man" episode of The Twilight Zone.

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>>17688638

"Fear The Alien. Hate The Alien. Kill The Alien."

>>17701913
>ninfomaniac

>>17689371
My inner 12 year old is keking at that signature

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>>17688731

g sus

>>17702380
noice

>>17689371
>>17689803
>>17688842
>>17688731
>>17688638
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>>17702380
Why are all those alien portraits always so amateur-ish?

Isn't there a single ufologist who actually knows how draw?

>>17702380
ey bb lemme suk on dez titties

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>>17702133
lel, nice dubs

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>>17688650
>not wanting qt ayylien gf
>not wanting to live in a super advanced cyberpunk wonderland

>>17701904
Sorry to break it to you, but you don't evolve all of those things together. Evolution is about adaptation. You don't get claws, killer speed, super strength AND intelligence. You get what is needed to survive and no more, any traits you don't need fade over time because you don't have an edge in sexual selection anymore.

This is really elementary stuff.

>>17688638
Only Space Ghost

>>17702744

>Gets to be the nigger in a super advance civilization
>Doesn't think he is going to be put in a zoo
>Choose the wrong kind and get rape for a millennia

No thanks, I prefer my chances in the apocalypse here on earth. I might get to rape a cutey monster girl that trespasses to the human realm.

I know that all aliens are douche bags.

>>17704343
Heeeeey, how ya doing kids

reptilians:
+pretty smart n shit
+get thinks running well
+women are fit as
-might eat some of you skin
-will prank you by pretending to be your dead aunt
Greay:
+total brahs
+will smoke a fuck ton of weed with you
+funny as
-will stick rods up your bum for shits n gigs
-can't fly for shit
-will take forever to get to new home world cos there turnt all the time
-will inbreed with your girl when you aren't looking
bugs:
+quite and no annoying
+like vidya a lot
-women are ugly as
-will force you into there hivemind
-won't respect your personal space

>>17688651
>they see us as cats and dogs
>but they are actually chinese

>>17688693
depends on the artificial world and depends on the type of harvesting

>>17704340
sure fing mett

>>17694684
Ayo hol up, you be telling me that satyrs were ayys n shiet?

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>>17705095
god bless you /pol/

>>17705112
Nah, It's more about Irish crops circles being blamed on leprechaun rather than Grays

>>17705221
so you be sayin leprechaun are gays?

>>17705226
That kind of post might be satire but it still manages to illustrate everything wrong with /x/ in a nutshell.

Too much American nutjobbery and instant denial, up in this place.

>>17688731
This post made me realize how regretful my ignorance of science is. What is the breaking point between interspecies breeding? Would this imply we may have similar tampering of species by an elder xeno?

>>17705234
If he actually managed to breed with a xeno, yes, the DNA needs to be extremely similar for the process to work.

>>17705234
That's why I say they're gmo humans that were made by aliens who saw we had potential as a slave race.

EHHHHhhhhhh....No.

If Earth is kill, I space pirate or death.

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