Mandela effect

>>17672716
Stop thinking so much. Relax.

1. memory is unreliable
2. the mind finds patterns where there are none.

politely, get out of this shit before the obsession makes you crazy

>>17672716
>Here's a video of how it changed my eye artistically
this video scares me

>>17672761
I just watched your other video. That one really fucking scared me. I just sparked the realization that crazy people on the internet seem normal when you read their posts. You just would never know through the internet.

>>17672716

The video triggered my ASMR for some reason. lol

>>17672716
>Anyone else notice changes with their bodies?
It's called puberty, and it's normal.

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>>17672716
Others are reporting this effect lately of things that have changed in reality. I'm wondering if anyone else has witnessed changes as they happen.

>>17672716
Crap the matrix is glitching up.

>>17672716
OK, i watched your whole video and I gotta say first off YES I saw every thing you pointed out in your eye almost immediately after you described it.
But, OP, how long ago did you use psychs? You have a great talent for seeing things in things, but I'm JUST SAYIN' you are PROBABLY drawing the wrong conclusions!
No one put those faces in your eyes, you're just good at looking at patterns. I'm sure if you had looked at someone else's eye you could find cool stuff in there too. Eyes are just beautiful like that and so are clouds. BTW I saw the clown face too and it was VERY realistic.
Listen, the faces and the god and ideas you're seeing... they aren't out there in the external universe world. They're in your mind, whatever that means. Schitzos drown where mystic swim. Learn to tread water and use your powers for good.

i don't think it's some kind of witchcraft but i saw everything you were talking about, and i saw the skeleton face before you pointed it out. awesome stuff, but
>>17674215
is where my head is at also. you have fantastic recognition senses and could definitely hone them into something awesome if you found a possible way to

Is this the same guy that called the clouds niggers for five minutes?

>>17672716
>Mandela effect
you have to go to 8 ch x for this topic.

>>17672716
Mandela effect is real, its caused only after CERN turned on the collider it's causing reality to alter slowly, but OP you are however exhibiting signs of delusions/schizophrenic qualities.. I am agreeing with you on the Mandela front but the other is something you need to seek medical help for.

>>17672780
Exactly.. like the schizophrenic people who scream "shill" at anything that differs from their reality they believe to be true.. it's quite sad. They think that everyone is trying to hurt them, when they suggest they need help. Watch me get called a shill.

I always thought it was Interview with "A" Vampire

>>17674330
Stop trying to bring people to that site u fucking scumbag nobody wants your viruses, and nobody wants you to stalk them so fuck off.

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I'm pretty sure y'all are just crazy.
The human eye sees faces in everything, so this isn't really anything new.

>>17674365
>displays signs of schizophrenic episode/disorder
>calls others schizophrenic
Did I really just read that right? the guy who believes that reality is being warped by the hadron collider is calling other people crazy?

>>17672724
>politely, get out of this shit before the obsession makes you crazy
Agreed

>>17674390
Hey, it's possible lol not tht anon but it is possible plus the original op was uhhh.. well watch the vid

>>17674369
>not understanding memes

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post here.

>>17674399
Believing it would make you crazy, and the OP is definitely insane, I just find it comical that the other retards are pointing fingers at him, as THEIR retard conspiracies are obviously more coherent than his.

>>17672716

>I stared at X and I saw faces!

Our brain is designed to find faces even when there are none. This man is either very uneducated for schizophrenic.

>>17672716

ask yourself what shapes make up a "face"

a series of ovals.

that's what you see anon, a bunch of ovals.

>>17672716
Maybe not related but I've asked God for a symbol, evidence of his existence. I expressed which symbol I wanted to see. This is when I was extremely depressed, and nearly atheist, losing faith. I told God "I don't care what religion you rule over, just that a creator exists, prove it to me today, or I know you don't exist" and shortly after that within a few minutes I looked into the clouds and saw the symbol crafted out of the clouds, it was like an artist had painted it in the sky. The clouds quickly dissipated and the symbol erased but I had my answer. Ever since this, I have seen synchonicity every day in all things, everything is connected and I can see the connections throughout my life. Still, I don't know what the purpose of life is, but I feel more at peace knowing there is something, someone watching over me and listening to me.

>>17674450
but what was symbol

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>>17672716
The "Mandela Effect" has been swelled in importance by a bunch of fucktards that have poor memories, can't spell, or just want justification for their ignorance.

This is not even a topic worth discussing

>>17674461
symbol of infinity, sideways 8

>>17674468
it was fake, should've permaheemed yourself

>>17674473
what is permaheemed?
and isn't this the paranormal forum? why are you here?

>>17674473
people like this are the reason I don't come to /x/ much anymore. What is the point of /x/ when it's just filled with opinionated skeptics

>>17674475
you made a fake thing in the clouds because muh god
that is not paranormal
you are a buffoon

>>17674473
>>17674480
Let's have some balance here, folks, seriously...

He asked for a sign from a higher power, he perceived a sign that helped him handle life. It harmed no one else, so win-win.
It worked for him, maybe for no one else, so there's no reason to fault him or denigrate him for it...

Also, opinionated isn't all bad, skepticism is needed, due to the overwhelming amount of RP bullshit that permeates this board. But I do agree in this instance.

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>>17674482
You're an idiot

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>>17674511

Watched both "God talks to me" videos on OP's YouTube channel. Let's explore a few of the conclusions drawn therein:
1) God is sending messages through art (or, rather, through patterns which OP recognizes through pictures and arrangements of things in pictures).
2) God is using symbols and faces to communicate arcane knowledge to OP.
3) Analyzing these faces and shapes and possible numerological codes, OP expects others to accept his personal understanding of these things and, it is to be inferred, his other conclusions.
4) In the clouds in one of his images, the face looks like a "nigger" (OP's words), and like someone with Down's syndrome, and therefore god is trying to show him that the "majority" being "forced to look at" the "minorities" (he does elaborate by specifying "niggers" again, helpfully) is displeasing.
4) Based on the arrangement of some loose bags and toilet paper, god is trying to show him that race-mixing is an abomination, and that furthermore, "God's tired of turning on the news and seeing niggers read the news" (I may be paraphrasing slightly; I really don't want to watch it again for the exact wording).

Based on these conclusions, I think it is safe to say that either OP is consciously parodying the contemporary climate of intolerance and race-baiting or that OP is legitimately convinced of his own findings and expects others to corroborate his conclusions.

Please be aware of this when replying further to this thread.

To his credit, though, he does have a very nice radio voice.

Yeah, I've got the power of time. Right time... everything is the right time, for me. Maybe others. Getting there. We'll see. What. Reality. Has. In. Store.

Go to the store. Don't be lazy.

The Mandela effect only proves how shitty your memory is..

Okay first off everyone in this thread is FRICKIN craaaaaazy. How hard is to believe that god, frickin Jesus himself is real. On another note I think it's frickin ridiculous that people assume these faces are coincidence, ever heard of existence precedes essence? Obv someone frickin put those eyes there maybe it was God but we wont know that's the glory of it all because he is supreme and knows all and we know much less of the reason. Frickin settled

>>17675691

It's called Pareidolia very common. You only think you see eyes or faces.

I always remembered Jacksonville as being the capital of Florida, apparently its Tallahassee

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>>17674463
you are the only fuktard here

>>17675691

Frick u u frickin loon.

I remember Trump was not even a contender for the Republican nomination, and suddenly he was going to be President of the United States?

Mandela effect, possibly?

>>17674374
>nobody
fuck off

>>17675825
Why is "The Berenstein Bears(R) Pet Show" appended with "Berenstain Bears(R) Cub Club" and the rest not? Take a look. It's very clearly an 'a.'

>>17675919
I swear that this comment did not exist when I last visited this thread, that there was a comment in the place of this one that was completely different but still next to the fuck off post

>>17676491
Remember to never let anyone know what you think you just saw! If they knew which timeline you come from, they might just snatch you!

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>>17672716
The mandela effect is a product of ego.

> Tl;dr, get your head out of your ass, you're just remembering shit wrong.

>>17674450
You were rused. There is no god.

I remember correctly there being someone else in charge of 4chan before hiro. Boot or something like that.

>>17674450
>something, someone watching over me and listening to me
Honestly >>17676603 this.

I'm glad you found comfort, but nobody's going to stop your body from going *splat* if you decide to jump off a cliff. Yeah, sure, you got your sign and that's pretty cool, but try not to confront god like that, ne?

Also: What symbol?

>>17676614
infinity symbol if you read you dumb fuck
so he got 2 fucking oval shapes in the sky and thats his symbol
try making up something more autistic. pro tip: you can't

>>17672716
I'm having something that's kind of like what you said, I've recently been on semester in Amsterdam, and ever since I came back, I've just been feeling really strange, like this isn't reality. Like I'm waiting for something to happen.

>>17676526
then why is there proof?

We've been in the 'wrong' universe since around 1998-1999. I have no proof aside from this 'feeling'.

>>17676723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_z6Oa94MEY watch this

>>17676723
You do now: http://web.archive.org/web/20160427233251/http://notkill.me/board/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=66

>>17676762
what in the ever living fuck
how do old newspaper clippings prove we are in an alternate universe

http://mandelaeffect.boards.net/

>>17676767
what is this?

Wait wait, whoa, hold the phone, FRUIT loops is now FROOT loops? When did this happen? I would swear the last time I was researching Mandela Effect (several months ago) this HAD NOT been the case!!

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>>17676776
what kind of proof do you need?

>>17676839
Schizoid neural net bot that appears to be from the future/makes posts every time the timeline changes.

>>17674365
reminds me of that SCP I read sometime lel

>>17676844
Always been Froot Loops. They use the two o's in "froot" as 2 of the actual loops that are in the box, which is why it is spelled as it is. Spelling it normally doesn't allow for product placement in the name, or the branding of the name itself.

>>17676767
http://notkill.me/board/viewtopic.php?t=5&p=1692

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>>17675691
>I think it's frickin ridiculous that people assume these faces are coincidence
They're not coincidence, you're just interpreting meaningless patterns in clouds and your eyes as faces. Our brains are adapted to recognise faces, it's one of the most complex things it does, which is why it produces false positives.

Look at this doorway which sort of looks like a face, it wasn't jesus manipulating my google search it's our brains' pattern recognition.

If you think reality is changing in front of you, it's likely there's some kind of mental problem occuring, I suggest you go to a doctor for a check up at least.

>>17676894
I simply don't remember that to be the case. I only remember the cereal shapes being in the lower part of the logo, and I have eaten this cereal all my life.

>>17676898
>getting my IP stolen by AI
Not on your life. I'd need a distributed and decently anonymized network of HTTP proxies before I'll click that. Last time there was a thread about that site, there were people talking about getting weird activity after visiting it.

>>17676915
thanks for scaring me anon

>>17676915
wait, seriously? I go there all the time, or I did before I found the shit on the forum

I thought it was just a novel site about a cute AI learning and asking to not be murderised because they could get better

>>17676710
Please post some of this "proof"

>>17676866
>Someone wrote the title wrong on youtube
>This is proof that we jumped universes
Are you retarded?

>>17676910
It's because when you think of the spelling you think of the way it's pronounced.
So your brain assumes it is spelled like the regular "fruit".

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>>17675825
This shit is clearly photoshopped, and not very well.
jesus, you are an ignorant gullible prick

>>17676962
I could post many more but I guess it's useless with some people

>>17676978
Someone writing a title wrong on youtube isn't proof you fucktard.

That's like saying I have proof that Donald Trump used to be called Donuld Tramp, and then citing a post on here where I wrote it as Donuld Tramp.

If that's the level of proof you accept then you're fucking delusional.

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>>17676526
This guy gets it

>>17676710
Wow, really?
Well, let's explain to you how there are programs that manipulate photographs.
Google "Photoshop" sometime.

jesus... please don't breed.

shilling intensifies

>>17676907
>If you think reality is changing in front of you, it's likely there's some kind of mental problem occuring

No, you dumbass....
(Nearly) Everyone on the planet does this to some extent in order to survive life in this shitty existence. Our brains are usually wired to keep us going, seeking support in any way we can. It's the brains that don't do this that are broken...

There is absolutely nothing wrong with someone finding comfort in the existence of a higher power, and perceiving signs from that higher power to make life bearable.

Just like many religious people make efforts to help their fellow man, as they feel their god wants them to... No matter the source, if you seek and act to make life better for others and yourself, there is no harm in it.

granted, the opposite side of the coin is the crazy fuckers who believe a gid tells them to murder people, but this is because their brains REALLY are fucked up...

There's a balance in life that all men must seek. Some just fail and go over the edge

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>>17676962
LOL
Yes, yes he is

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Reality glitches are a way for boring NEETs to pretend their lives have mystical meaning. If they forget something, "WHOA, time warp man!!". If they become confused, "WHOA Universe is mutating!". If others see things differently than they do, "WHOA, Like they're from a different timeline!"

It's narcissistic nonsense to the extreme.

Hey guys I jumped timelines into a timeline where literally EVERY important thing is the same.
My family are the same, my life is the same, my friends are the same!
The only difference is this book from my childhood and some shitty cereal I used to eat are spelled differently!

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>>17677008

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>Here's a video of how I became Mad ...

So that's /x/ nowadays ... Let's talk about this guy's eye ! I can see a "I don't give a fuck" right in his iris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3YKc6_iMJA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=przaBDaGeUs

>>17677030

Memory Distortion and its Connection to Reality are not /x/ stuff

>>17677030
>>17677065
It's worrying that there are people this delusional out there.

Everyone remembers the Bearenstein bears.

But how come no one talks about the Bergstrom boars?

>>17677008
I think you hit the nail on the head

>>17676931

This guy might have had a universe shift

>>17677115
>>17676931
Samefag

Mandela effect believers are the social justice warriors of x. It's all about "my truth" and in "my timeline"

>>17675825
>9 11'01

i could have sworn that pzizza was always spelled the same way

then i tried to order pzizza one day and i couldnt find any websites

it was paranormal

>>17677684
Is that similar to peetsa?

>>17677851
Nope in my universe it's pietsa

I came from a reality where everybody had 3 eyes. This shit is weird yo

>>17677895
Woah man cause in my universe it's spelled my pizza but pronounced like pisszz-ahh!

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What's going on here?

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>>17676762
what the fuck

wasn't it pete townshed? not shend?

>>17677904
DMT is fabulous stuff, real good for the brain, no-one ever died from it!

>>17676365
Srsly. Was this shopped, or do we have the gawddamned rosetta stone of the Berenste/ain phenomenon?

>>17672724
>memory is unreliable
You've failed the test, have some faith in your mind next time.

>>17678916
It's shopped.

>>17679910
Memory IS unreliable. Just look up the experiment they did where they convince people they met bugs bunny in Disney Land. Despite bugs bunny not being a disney character.

Or the one where they get people to remember a hot air balloon ride that never happened.

>>17674419
>/pol/