fave Cryptid Thread

>>17672107
okay OP, ill bite, why is god your favorite cryptid?

>>17672107
Ahh is little Susie cursing God because she lost her iPod again?

Mothman

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Always Bigfoot.

>>17672170
Because a fedora isnt just a hat, its a pledge of allegiance.
>>17673574
This. I think the yetis cooler tho.

>>17672107
You know I can dig that mindset of god being a cryptid. Unconfirmed but loose evidence and eyewitness accounts.

But saying its your favorite is like kids on the playground saying a great white is their favorite animal. "Cause it's the best" kinda mindset but a little too whelped obvious

Popelick Monster, hit's close to home.

>>17672107
So is this an edgy anti-god thread or an edgy cryptid thread?

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Michigan Dogdude.

>>17672107
Go be a neckbeard somewhere else

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>>17674196
>yetis are cooler

This made me chuckle.

My favorite is the Mongolian death worm

The worm is said to inhabit the western[5] or southern[1] Gobi. In the 1987 book Altajn Tsaadakh Govd, Ivan Mackerle described it as travelling underground, creating waves of sand on the surface which allow it to be detected.[6] The Mongolians say it can kill at a distance, either by spraying a venom at its prey or by means of electric discharge.[1][3] They say that the worm lives underground, hibernating most of the year except for June and July, when it becomes active. It is also reported that it most often comes to the surface when it rains and the ground is wet.[1][self-published source?]

The Mongolians believe that touching any part of the worm will cause instant death or tremendous pain.[1][self-published source?] It has been told that the worm frequently preyed on camels and laid eggs in its intestines, and eventually acquired the trait of its red-like skin. Its venom supposedly corrodes metal and local folklore tells of a predilection for the color yellow. The worm is also said to have a preference for local parasitic plants such as the goyo.

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>>17672107

>>17675530
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