What does /x/ do for work?

Professional lycanthrope wrangler.

Landscaper/river guide

>>17671590

Retail at Sak's Fifth Avenue

International race car driver

Professional hung-dick cucker

>>17671590
Not exactly a "real" job. I'm a creative writer. I don't have anything published yet (or finished for that matter), but I have great ideas.

>>17671590
Business major wasting all his days evaluating credits for almost a year by now

Bio cleanup (crime scene cleaning)
Good pay, but shit's fucked

>>17671590

Cryptozoologist

>>17671624
I've been interested in this. What was the training/certification like? Also what's the worst thing you have seen?

>>17671590
lol.

I usually do stagehand work

it sounds like it'd be pretty interesting but it's mostly moving heavy boxes and wrapping cables really. You get a couple of interesting stories every now and again tho

I work in a shampoo factory

online retail :)

Program manager for a large manufacturing company

>>17671590
Federal Judge at Brazil

>>17671658
http://study.com/articles/Become_a_Crime_Scene_Cleaner_Step-by-Step_Career_Guide.html

Someone has killed themselves with a shotgun and we had to pick up skull fragments as well as clean up all of the blood and other bodily fluids that we're scattered across the room.

>>17671590
I'm a stay at home dad, haven't worked in a while now.

>>17671694
had*

been a security guard, food service, built fences.

Security guard (securitas)

I think there's a lot of us here for obvious reasons

>>17671694
I know you probably hear it a lot but Jesus Christ I couldn't handle that. Same thing with autopsies.

I work in a brewery, I look after the beer when it's in fermenters.

I take 911 calls

Musician / Composer
Tv shows and commercials mostly. Trying to get more video game work.

>>17671590
I'm a professional faggot. I'm paid to post on 4chan all day.
hit that like and please subscribe so i can keep blogging

Neet

game designer

>>17671616
fair warning; idea guys and gals are evvverywhere. rare are the people that actually have gumption and produce. your main priority if you're serious is not great ideas but great actualizing. go do work.

>>17671796
look into doing contract work for slot machines/gambling machine companies. It's good pay, well structured and a lot of times you're 1 kevin bacon degree away from actual video game people to network potential jobs.

>>17671616
I'd consider it a real job Anon. A plot or character that you had a hand in could stick with people decades after you died. That's powerful.

Line cook right now. Just got offered a promotion to supervisor yesterday though.

I'm a civil engineer and land surveyor

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>>17671616
I just spent 5 years as a professional writer and am trying to get out, but it feels like I'm no longer qualified for anything else.

>>17671855
Me too!

>>17671849
Thanks anon. Definitely going to look into that.

>>17671871

Seriously? I would never have thought that I would come across another one of us on /x/ Where do you practice? I'm from Texas.

I own/operate a crematory

>>17672078
Mainly in Indiana, but I travel all over the country. Currently in Alabama.

I'm a truck driver.

>>17671796
Do you need a music agent for that type of work?

>>17672105

Petroleum work? Bechtel or some firm similar?

I post innocuous looking messages that generate responses on internet sites and then mine them for data.

>>17672121
Not necessarily im technically freelance but ive been working with the same production company for a while. You must develop relationships and connects with people. 10x easier once you're in.

Delivery driver. People shit on it a lot but the pay is pretty decent. Anything is better than retail.

>>17672159
More construction and industrial.

I'm out of work right now, but I have a degree in chemistry.

Electrician.

>>17671590
source?

I play bass for people.

Food Service/Janitorial

Human resources in oil n gas

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>>17671696
Same here. It's easier for the wife to work since I know damned well she'll never clean.

This thread has inspired me, I'ma go inna woods and hunt werewolves.

Criminal lawyer

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>>17671590
Writer, translator and occasional tech stuff guy reporting in.

Investigator in Biology

>>17671590
I make the back door panels to jeeps.
Just so you know, they're shitty. I try my best but fuck you and you jeep.

>>17671590
i work at whole foods

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EMT

>>17671590
Currently unemployed.

[spoiler]holy shit i just need a part time job for school why is this so hard[/spoiler]

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>>17672427
it shouldn't be that hard. just fucking lie in your resume and application

>>17672422
Can you hook me up with a job?

I live in Sweden, and I work as a jump-in at a printing facility for whenever I'm needed. I don't get much work though, so I need to find something else.

How ez is it to just board a plane to the US and find a job and an apartment? I want to do something different for a couple of months. I'll be 20 this summer and I studied 6 months at university, if it helps.
>dropped out though because fuck journalism

>>17671590
I sell life insurance

i build custom doors and cabinets

woodworking is pretty lucrative

Fulltime Fuckboi

>>17671590
IT. Kill me.

>>17672456
it can't be that bad.

>>17672435
I don't need to lie though, imo. I've worked in retail, logistics, warehouse, and what could be considered sports. I've got experience with cash registers, inventory shit and working under minimal management as well as with a team.

all i want to do is jsut put boxes on a shelf and point people in the direction of guacamole and video games, and be happy that menial labor is keeping my pasty ass off the computer all the time.

>>17672458
It's mind numbing. I do enterprise administration.

>>17672458
you ever do data entry? its not IT but jesus fucking christ by the time lunch comes along you have to fight the urge to put a gun to your head

Local librarian. I shape our children's youths with my fellow librarian whom I call "the blue wizard" (because he's got the full grown Gandalf beard and hair and he's super quiet). I love my job.

im a dirty car salesman

>>17672516
no, im kinda working as an EMT but going to school and majoring in computer science. hopefully i can transition from health care to computer field without any problems

>>17671590
Bush Pilot

>>17672525
How are the commissions?

janitor at a gentleman's club

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>>17671694

im a NEET

>>17672538
depends, usually between 20 and 35% with extra bonuses

>>17672565
That's a pretty sweet cut. I might have to consider switching my hussle.

I work in a grocery warehouse. Trying to find/think of something better every day.

>>17672585
what do you sell now?

This is actually a cool thread. Its been interesting reading about what my fellow /x/philes live like.

>>17672592
I'm the one who sells life insurance. I get roughly 50% of the annual premium + residuals. Bonuses too, obviously.

>>17672598
really? seems like a much better deal. how many clients do you have? are premiums negotiable? i have life insurance and that kind of sucks that half of my premium is going to some jerk off salesman, no offense.

>>17672611
It's pretty hard work, though. I actually work 50 to 60 hours per week. Most of my job is legwork trying to find potential clients.

>are premiums negotiable?
Only in the sense that you can choose different amounts and types of coverage. The prices are generated by actuarial data, so there are set prices, no haggling.

>half of my premium is going to some jerk off salesman
Only the first year. We get residuals for business that stays on the books, but the insurance company does keep most of the money.

>>17671590
Backup clean room coordinator

I put expensive vinyl between cheap glass and make a window. It gets sold to rich people at 3x the mark-up.

>>17671590
I blow up bridges.

>>17672626
i see. well if you try out the business, i hear fords are the best to sell. fat margins + stupid/ loyal customer base + a product that fails around 150k miles = easy money

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Social worker

>>17671684
Wait what?

>>17672640
>stupid
Fuck you too. Time to switch to Toyota.

>>17672507
I feel you bro. Me too.

I like to pass the time thinking about when I'll get that one job where I'll have to admin the network on some creepy site in the middle of nowhere, or a sketchy research station or for some secretive corporation.

>>17672422
Sup Whole Foods buddy

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>>17671590
/x/ IS my job.

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custodian here

>>17671590
I'm a real estate agent and I work at 24 Hour Fitness.....

>>17672732
>>17672422
I just quit whole foods haha

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>>17672739
can you hire me, then?

Walmart night shift .

>>17671590
Saving people...
Hunting things...
The Family business

I am in an art school.

>>17671590
c++ codemonkey

>>17672826
so am I but that counts like -1 work

>>17671869
How do I become a professional writer?

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Vidya Artist

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>>17671590
I drive a forklift in a freezer on the night shift.

Production makes the food, boxes it, wraps it, puts it on pallets, puts it in a room where I take it into the freezer and put it up to be loaded onto a trailer later and shipped out.

It's literally so cold I have to wear a suit rated for -40 degrees fahrenheit, my boots are rated for -20 but after three hours my feet are frozen to the insoles.

I don't make shit to live on and I want to die.

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Advertising.

And yes, all the conspiracies about advertising are true.

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Phlebotomist. I make people bleed for fun and profit. Sometimes that blood is spilt. Sometimes it has HIV.

>>17672959
I'm an MLT.

>>17672959
Phlebian

>>17672438
You'd need to get a work visa, which normally requires you to have an employer in the US wanting you. That's not easy to arrange unless you have a degree in an in-demand field. If your English is fluent (as presumably your Swedish is), that would be your selling point. Apply to businesses that need bilinguals.

Housing is no problem unless you're picky. Nice places usually won't lease for less than a year. You'd be renting a furnished room by the month. Those are rarely nicer than tolerable.

Costco. Its spoopy when mostly everyone is gone and the lights go out, forcing me to go all the way to the front to turn them back on in the dark.

Police Officer (Recruit...so nothing spoopy yet.)

I'm a male receptionist/administrative assistant.

the most /x/ thing about the job though is that the company is a carpet cleaning/restoration company and we sometimes do trauma cleanups. Its weird to price those because its kind of like the cost of dying?

Also when our technicians come back from those jobs we have boxes of bloody stuff in the warehouse. One time it was a whole blood soaked couch.

My job is actually kinda /x/ related actually. I work as a nurses assistant at a psychiatric hospital. It's been open since 1908 and is one of the top 20 most haunted places in Texas according to the paranormal society. Google north Texas state hospital, that's the place.sinks come on by themselves sometimes in my building. But there's way spoopier buildings than the one I work.

professional roleplayer

>>17673645
please sir, maybe I have some more?

>>17673645
Vernon or Wichita?

PMC work, I don't usually reply on 4chan, but I'm a little drunk so fuck it.

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I work for the illuminati
I have been for more than a 600 years we "reptilians" live for a 1000 year life span i cant say much but I like my job

Electrian

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>>17671590
Massage Therapist...
> spooky shit abound
> things lurk deep within the minds of the people
> people are followed by spoopys all the time
> strange people come and go never to be seen again but the words of wisdom last forever

Quality analyst in automotive industry. Making sure all the little levers, plates and other thingamajigs in your cars' a/c units wont' break down after 100km.

>>17671594
Fuck yea. I landscape, remove trees, and harvest meat. Outdoor bossless master race

Videogame arcade

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>Whay does /x/ do for a living.

I am a commissioned miniature painter. I paint scale models (mainly warhammer 40k but also historical military minis and scale models, vinyl and resin kits of movie characters, monsters and RC cars) I have regular customers who send me commissions and I also have an ebay shop where I sell my pro-painted warhammer miniatures. I will buy cheap shitty painted stock, strip it and repaint it to a decent standard with a 100% mark up.

I'm also a stay at home dad for my 2 kids. My missus works in care management.

Night shift petrol attendant. Doubly Spoopy being on the highway.

I'm on vocals for a Sacramento-based musical group

Home Depot

>>17671590
Musical producer

>>17671590
I am a freelance online parapsychologist.

>>17671590
I am Luke's father

>>17673825
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

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Notice which threads get the most replies on /x/, not about the paranormal -- But when people get to talk about their favorite topic: Themselves. Pure Facebook.

>>17673917

also a dater miners motherload

i collect things and then sell them for more online.

>>17671834
yes

I work at a medical laboratory cataloguing tissue samples. It pays the bills.

dispensary worker.

Fibreglass Fabricator

Could anyone give me pointers for wanting to get into Criminal Psychology?

>>17671590
I trained to be an EMT for a while but I couldn't handle the job

Now I work retail and I'm getting a BFA (lol)

Self-Employed Lanscaper. I used to run a chain of Dry Cleaners, before that I managed 2 Bars, before that 2 Snooker Clubs and before that a Pub.

I've sold weed a few times but only to friends. Always ended up smoking it all before I'd sold a 10 bag.

I've also studied Physics for 16 years, and Math for around 5.

Field service engineer. My region is the northeast US but I also work globally. Currently shitposting from a hotel in Belgium. Spent the weekend in London enjoying the weather. Here another week I think. Schedule is fluid at the moment.

Install service and repair optical sorting equipment used in everything from French fries to pharmaceuticals.

Air Traffic controller

>>17674344
Is it true they are essentially ignoring the most qualified applicants solely due to their race and instead hiring anyone who isn't white, no matter how stupid they are?

>>17674354
Well I don't know how it is in the States but over here in Ams it is about 95% white and all the new guys so far have been white.

>>17674363
Ah sorry it was about US traffic controllers I was reading about.

I hope you are good at your job. I fly in and out of shipol all the damn time.

>>17674299
If you don't mind saying, why did you get away from physics and math and go into managing and landscaping? I'm especially interested in hearing about the landscaping because I'm also thinking about going the self-employed route

devops/sre
I rarely browse /x/ though

>>17671694
Where did you do your training? Im in Dallas TX. Ive given that serious thought. I used to be an MA, now i work in a warehouse but I hate it.

>>17674388
You have nothing to worry about when you fly to Ams apart if the pilot is Turkish for some reason they come in a little low when landing

It seems, I'm the only architect here.

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>>17672424
>>17672435
>touhou
Have you learned nothing?
Must I BEAT some sense into you?

I'm a house wife/sex slave/NEET

>>17671764
Sweden?

ESL teacher in Paris

>>17672649
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_judge

Im doing a business studies degree at university

>>17671590
I'm a tattoo artist working on one of the best shops in my country.
I get to hurt people with a needle and they even tip me after. Also, I get to spend my day drawing spoopy stuff to tattoo on edgy creeps.

NEET

Blackjack dealer .

trainee lawyer

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>>17671590
Artist by commission-no particular medium,just pretty much take requests-
its fulfilling.i do what i like and get paid for it-no boss no timeclock no dooshy coworkers-its taken a long time and a lot of shit eating to get here-
follow your dreams kids

Professional photographer, I work for magazines.

>>17671590
Product Design Engineer
Trying to become a wizard and transend reality and mortal limitations.

I drive.

>>17671590
I guess you can say I'm a real NEET guy

>>17674506
Michigan

>>17673691
Massage therapist. In between clients I read green text stories and think of spooky stuff during those 90 minute massages when the client is asleep and I'm on auto pilot.

Payroll Accounant for film.

I'm a nightshift labourer at a gold mine

>>17671590
Beer/Wine buyer for a family run store.

Get drunk for free a lot.

Mining engineer

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>>17671590
Night shift at home depot. Supposedly we have a ghost here but I haven't seen anything particularly spooky

Writer

>>17671616
hey Brian, how's Stewie?

>>17672516
Data entry that bad? I keep getting recommendations

>>17671684
whoah... awesome if true. respect to you. unless you're corrupt. that's about the coolest and most suicidal occupation a human can have, alongside the same profession in Mexico and Colombia.

I'm a busser at a nice restaurant.

>>17671791
f...f.... a /x/ dispatcher?

>"Don't worry ma'am. No need to send an ambulance to you. I'll just do this helper spell and send some angels to lift that rock off your kid."

>>17671594
I am also a landscaper

>>17671615
how do I get started with this?

I work at NASA. I don't do anything special I just fix computers. It's actually pretty fucking boring.

>>17675912
He's an operator, dispatchers don't take calls.
Sorry, I'm a dick.

>>17675963
pls hack the gibson and post ayy lmao pics to /x/

>>17671616
How's that novel going

>>17674876
This will probably be a shock to you, but I don't know how to tell you this any other way.. But magazines are dead. Which means YOU'RE dead.

It's okay.
Be at peace.
Go towards the light.

>>17675963
>NASA
Reptilian confirmed

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Security guard desu. Nothing too spooky unless you count telling freshmen to get a fucking room and quit fucking in the parking lot

>>17673691
what is the ratio between rubbing hot milf as to rubbing obese plumber ass with back problems?

I clean surgery rooms after they operate on patients.

>>17675897
In my experience it's just the midless transfer of data from one location to another

>>17671590
shill for monsanto

>>17671590
This.

federal agent

jobless atm, fired for asking coworker to become a ghost for me

Hi im new umm I've never been on this site hi

I own a site called totallysextoys.com

Come buy a dildo or something, we've got everything.

I'm JIDF.

chef

>>17676418
everything?

currently studying for becoming a microbiologist/geneticist,
already doing my major.

>>17671849

what format would they want compositions in?

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>>17672396
>>17671696
this is my fetish
how many children do you have?
are you into gentle femdom and role reversal?

>>17672438
In my area most people with work visas are on some farm or casino. If that's what you want to do then go for it. You'll make minimum wage and sometimes they provide low income community housing. It's not glorious but you'll be in the usa. Can't say what other states are like

>>17672826
It's never too late to leave

Ive done custodial work, groundskeeping, forestry/tree removal, delivery driving, industrial kitchen cleaning, etc.

Currently:
I am a janitor at a large fitness facility, I dont like it but it pays.
I also intern at a free legal resource center.
I am finishing an undergrad degree, before going to law school.

I regularly train in heavy strength training. I used to be a halfway decent powerlifter though i havent competed in two years.

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>>17671590
Software engineer by day.

Porn artist by night.

Graveyard Rentacop, I used to be a gunsmith though

Police Officer.

Currently working AM (Graveyard Shift).

Off the wall shit, especially as it gets warmer.

>>17676944

>>17676947
I don't envy you bro, after I got out of the military everyone wanted me to go Sheriff or PD, Fuck that madness

My job is kinda spoopy.

I am a auditor and it is spooky how much money simply seems to dissappear without a trace

>>17676952
I really enjoy the freedom. Call volume usually drops a few hours after midnight- though not always.

Nighttime you don't have to fight traffic, and you know a large percentage of people you deal with are shitheads/crazies. You don't have to wear as many "masks" when you try and be friendly with people.

Plus, it's the best time to hunt for trouble.

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Yall wanna know what I do? Too bad.

>>17671616
>creative writer

AKA an obnoxious, edgy cunt who goes out of his way to be an obnoxious, edgy cunt

>>17676974
Oh the irony

>>17676968
You professionally annoy the fuck out of people?

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>>17676981
Mainly :)

>>17671590

Nothing, on welfare. Couch-surfing as I type this.

>>17677006
That must suck?

>>17677022
Ur dubs are wrong. I love telling assholes their shit isnt here. Old pissed off irrational assholes get the finger once they get on the phone with me.

>>17671590
Currently interning for no money at a drafting firm while I finish a diploma in building design.

>>17671590
Kennel Attendant
bark

retail worker by day, paranormal investigator by night+mondays and thursdays

i also make video game music occasionally

Security Guard (24 Hours)
>heard a very clear scream from the hills infront of me , and a crying infant behind the house to my left
>See shadows passing by the closed door of my post

I sell booze.
It's spooky because it's mostly in the AM hours and I might get shanked by a bum.

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>>17672836
Here's what I did and have seen work for others:
>prepare a few easy-to-read, non-academic writing samples
>join a freelancing site (preferably one that takes less than a 20% cut of your earnings)
>complete your profile, including uploading your samples
>bid on lots of writing gigs
>when you win a writing gig, either do a great job or cancel the project (on most sites: half-assing = bad feedback; cancelling = no feedback)
>accumulate good feedback and published work
>use feedback and publications to help you as you bid on projects you see on job sites, pitch stories directly to publications, and work independently
>gradually reduce your dependence on the freelancing site as you learn to accumulate clients on your own

The end goal is to work with clients totally independently, with no one taking a cut from you. You'll find that clients are a huge pain in the ass, however, and may eventually lead you to the point where you no longer enjoy writing at all.

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>>17671590
State Trooper, I make extra money taking people on hikes in the woods with my buddy whos a forest ranger

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>>17672507
Become a programmer. Some NEET's on /g/ may say .NET is garbage but that is because they work on free garbage for people who don't pay well.

Fullstack programmers well versed in Microsoft IDE's and technologies can make some decent money and the work isn't as bad as enterprise admin.

I did enterprise admin, you honestly feel like an expensive insurance policy and not a real human after awhile. Although making out with the cute young chicks who intern is nice...

>>17677325
See spoopy shit ?

>>17674487
Hi britt!

>>17677405
mostly car accidents which can get gory and the occasional creepy crime, but the nice thing about being a highway cop is I mostly just drive around all day, maybe a few traffic stops or going to a house call but its pretty peaceful

>>17672847
I drive forklift in a normal warehouse. I make about 25 grand, but working night shift has killed my social life and isolated me from my friends, family, and gf. It's very difficult to change shifts and I've become kind of an alcoholic. I can't remember the last time I've spent time in the sun.

>>17677462
Oh and /x/ related story. A couple months ago two weekend security guys crashed their buggies when they were the only ones in the warehouse and claimed it was because ghosts were throwing books at them. Think they were both probably just high

>>17677462
That is a sad state of affairs OP. I don't know your circumstances but if you're on decent terms with HR or your boss, speak to them about how you're a good worker and put in the hours but it's having a real impact on your home life. Ask to be given a day shift. In all likelihood they'll say they'll move you when it's convenient. If you think you can, maybe ask for a promotion.

If all else fails, tell HR it's taking a toll on your mental health. They're bound to acquiesce at that point, lest there be repercussions. Good luck with it though, I hope it gets sorted.

I'm a dishwasher.
In the summer I sing songs for festival audiences, together with my friends.

>>17677315
Thanks man, I really appreciate it. Can you recommend any sites?

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>>17677425
Sounds awesome.


I study mechanical engineering, and after school I'll probably get stuck in factory.

>tfw I hate STEM

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>>17671590
I quit my retail job months ago and have been whoring myself on craigslist's for lonely and or older women while im going back to school. I make about the same money without any of the retail bullshit. I also carry a gun

>>17677689
>whoring myself on craigslist's for lonely and or older women
How much do you made? How often do you work?
Any weird stuff?

I actually work at a rare book store. Everything gets entered into an online database and solid that way. I mostly have been doing some old diaries, scrapbooks, and posters. I've been keeping my eye out for anything weird or spooky but sadly haven't found anything yet.

Priest, Exorcist, Artist, Adviser

>>17677749
You're pretty specialized in bullshit.

>>17671684
Wow, shit, really? That's what I aim to be as well, myself, respect for you, anon. Do the good work, as Moro does.

>>17677717
depends on the client, all money is negotiated, usually a few hundred a date. I never go over a 1000 just so I don't get a bad reputation

a few every couple weeks, sometimes it can get a bit thin but theres always lonely people

some, but not a lot. Mainly its just taking women out on dates. some are too nervous to fuck and just want the company. Others can be a bit weird. Last Halloween some chubby Asian self proclaimed wiccan took me to a corn maze because she just wanted a date. Then I had some 50 year old housewife want me to poor candle wax all over her and berate her

>>17677801
>mfw he IS moro

>>17677751
I really do the customs and ways of the people that need me. I only provide what they ask, I don't advertise.

>>17677824
The 50-year-old sounds more kinky than weird but I guess kinks and fetishes are weird if you're not into them.

Any traps? or neat stories?

>>17677749
I also carve trinkets, wands, staves, incense holders, tables, build structures, do fortune tellings, and make tinctures.

I work as a nurse, going to specialize as an EMT.

>>17677854
How's wiping old people butts

>>17677845
not to mention hold pagan equinox holidays, wiccan celebrations, channel spirits, do palm readings, bar mitzvahs, weddings, and funerals.

>>17677858

It is the best job in the world, i love medicine and helping people.

>>17677824
>50 year old housewife want me to poor candle wax all over her and berate her
kek

>>17671624
My aunt does the same thing in lower AL. I've seen pictures of what she's dealt with. Gruesome shit, indeed. >>17671649

>>17677575

GOD TIER
-Magazines and other entities you have to pitch to (see http://whopays.scratchmag.net)
-Established or corporate clients you find on job sites (Monster.com, CareerBuilder.com, Indeed.com) or through cold pitches to companies

HIGH TIER
-Higher-end article sites where articles routinely sell for $100+ (e.g. Constant-content.com—though they take a 35% cut)
-Clients found on higher-end freelancing sites that focus on high quality (e.g. Ziptask.com—no fee charged to you)

MID TIER
-Clients found on typical freelancing sites that focus on cheap outsourcing (e.g. Upwork.com—20% cut taken from your earnings)

LOW TIER
-Lower-end article sites where articles routinely sell for $5 (e.g. Textbroker.com—no fee charged to you)
-Clients found on gig sites designed for small projects (e.g. Fiverr.com—20% cut taken from your earnings)

SHIT TIER
-Sites that pay according to traffic (e.g. Examiner.com—payment should basically be thought of as a commission-only sales "job")
-Human Intelligence Task sites (e.g. Mturk.com)

I just received my degree in chemistry, but there's not a lot of work in that here due to the oil bust (Alberta, Canada).
So right now I'm basically just looking for anything.
I've thought about working at a pharmacy and eventually getting my pharmacy technician diploma. So I've applied at a few grocery store pharmacies and I'm hoping to hear back from them soon.

>>17677977
Awesome, man. I'm saving all of this and I'll give it some real effort. Thanks a ton!

>>17671590
I guide and protect scientists that take trips into Chernobyl.

Ask me anything

>>17678051
any spoopy stories?

Cop in Brazil

I'm a printer field technician for a leasing company in a big city close to where I live. The pay sucks right now and I get zero appreciation from customers and employer. Everyone hates the printer guy. Even the printer guy.

Entrepreneur

I make pizzas and go to community college.

>>17678196
"work"

Researching zebrafish proteins for my Master's degree

>>17677824
I envy you the cool parts, but can't help but suspect it gets dark for you at times - especially if you have gone or continue to go gay for pay, assuming that is against your own inclinations.

>>17672456
>>17672507
>>17672710

I'm a Network Engineer at a university in south Texas. I love my job. Just me and another Net Eng and a Security Analyst to manage the entire campus network, security and IP phones. 300+ switches, 600+ access points and 200+ phones. We have a few student worker technicians but their main job is the grunt work we don't want to do.

We just recently got pulled from the security camera job because they finally hired an IT team at the university PD to maintain that, but we still have to work on the network because they dont have access to our switches, DHCP server, etc. haha

Gotta a lot of projects coming up too, network edge upgrade (new ASA's and more robust setup), the final campus network upgrade phase, probably more new wireless implementation and in the next 10 days replacing one of our current ASA's because we had a failure.

Not all rainbows and sunshine because we're the "new" team (I've only been there 2 years) and we've been trying to upgrade and fix the complete fucking mess the previous director and network team left for us.

I trailed on, sorry.

tl:dr ~ Network Engineer at a university in south Texas

>>17678287

P.S. It wouldnt be fair if i didnt mention the Telecoms people, 2 of them, but they mainly manage the old analog phone comms and we still have on campus (over 1000 phones) and they are the ones who usually install the IP phones but we do the troubleshooting and maintenance for them and the Call Manager.

The fucked up thing is most of us have no official training for any of this shit, it was all learn on the job bullshit because getting the higher ups to send us for training is like asking them to give us their kidneys.

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I work at a library, nothing happens so I just read spoopy books all day.

Restaurant manager/drug dealer/ part time climbing instructor

Photo retoucher mostly Celebrity work.

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Living the NEET life

>>17678326
What kinds of drugs do you deal?

>>17672239

Same here. 99% of what I do is utilities layout work on private commercial projects. The money is incredible. I charge $120 an hour for a two man field crew and I can't even keep up with all the work getting thrown at me.

>>17671590
Basically, I make sandwiches

>>17678281
Like I said, I carry a gun. You never know what kind of people you run into for sex shenanigans
>once got invited to an orgy, went just for the hell of it
>1 girl, 8 dudes not including myself
>they try to tell me I have to stay now or else their secret group fuck will get out despite it being on Facebook
>literally had to punch and kick my way out and probably killed the mood

>one girl wanted me to get her pregnant
>not a fetish fantasy, literally said she was ovulating and wanted to get knocked up
>she was 26, scared shed never find the one and really just wanted a baby
>no strings attached, said we'd never speak again
>didn't trust it, should checked her into a fish tank and ran when she blocked my only exit


>met a girl who wanted to fuck in an private setting
>some creepy ass abandoned barn in the middle of the night
>we meet, try to shoot the shit and make it seem like a date but she just wanted me to fuckafullagoo
>we start, we I hear whispering outside
>"oh those are just some friends of mine"
>finish with her because the last two I mentioned I feel like I pressed my luck and didn't want to get cannibalized. Plus I do pretty ok with an audience

it was after the last one I started bringing a gun. But those are rare occurrences. Mostly its just bored housewife or misfit girls. Ive been more dates to public events then I have a hooker

>>17677844
see >>17678924

>>17677413
not britt

Security Guard at a relatively abandoned building. My fucking autistic friends make fucking Five Nights at Fuckies jokes all the time. It sucks.

>>17671590
Not even thread related, but this has been my favorite gif on the Internet for the last 4 years.

But I work at a place called Bargain Hunt as a cashier whilst going to school for nursing.

>>17672822
You're not Sammy OR Dean.
You get out, assbutt!

ESL teacher, attempting to become a pro-gambler to escape this hell. I'm very skilled, but some luck and inspiration charms or incantations would help me out /x/.

>>17672964
>MLT
hey bud me too, I do the night shift and it sucks

Uber Driver

>>17671590
Front desk clerk at a hotel. I was the night auditor but too much freaky shit happened so I went to work at a place where I could be there during the day. I posted my stories and a video of some shit that happened but it was mostly ignored

>>17671796
How does one get into this? I need to know. I've been composinb for many years but all I get is shady deals.

>>17671590
scam artist

>>17672403
Nice. How does one get into translating? It's my wet drean as a NEET and languagefag.

>>17671590
Came out of uni with a 2:1 in marine biology and masters in ecology statistics, 6 months later and I'm still trying to find a fucking job.

Trying to write 500 words a day though, while I job-hunt. Hoping to get at least one good story draft done by the end of the year. I'd love to be a writer but right now I'd fucking take anything that came my way.

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>>17671590
Heavy plant/vehicle diesel fitter for local town council, garbage truck and landfill compactors, loaders and the like

>>17680185
I am in the same boat. Following your dreams is bullshit.

Everyone I know that "made it" got their rent and food paid by their parents pockets.

I'm planning to get a certification in a guaranteed job to pay off my loans and finance my useless bachelor's degree projects. So the end goal is two incomes and not forced into working shitty minimum wage jobs.

Anyone else do this or have advice?

>>17672456
No. Fellow IT here. Sysadmin. Try to be a BOfH and it turns fun.

>>17680205
Yeah uni was full of rich kids that had the money to go and do work experience at some fucking turtle sanctuary on the other side of the world. I don't think I was really aware about how much being born into money was an advantage in being successful until I went to uni.

>>17672879
Good to hear. They wouldnt be half the fun else

>>17678051
any nice pics ? ...and don't forget to greet /x/ ;)

EMT bro ww@

>>17671590
Automation dev

Manager at a record store.

>>17671590
I do Lucifer's bidding to bring about the end times.

>>17680373
Also I'm homeless.

Okay, I'll finally contribute.
I'm a graphic designer.

>>17671590
I'm installing and making a alarm systems - both surveillance and security alarms, bit mostly surveillance. It's a little private company and I'm still a trainee though, so no spoopy stories.

>>17680210
>>17680205
>>17680185

Get a backpack and read Cosmic Trigger.

What good is money? Hot bitches will bang you as long as you are interesting...

You get a house... car... travel.. you can lock down the same hot broad you could fuck without a dime... that's it...

Overrated.

>>17680376
Well that whole helping Lucifer thing isn't working out too well for you then. He's supposed to give you riches and so on.

>>17676926
>Here's your (You), fucking attention whore

I write books and videos on magic and conspiracy theories.

>TFW people think magic is real.
>LAUGHING TO THE BANK BITCHES

>>17671590
Still in university. Might become a translator or a tour guide. Ideal job would be sitting at home all day and translating random crap for money without seeing any people I don't already know and trust, ever,

>>17672456
Yep. Same.

>>17671590
undertaker.

International courier. Long hours, sometimes full/a few days, but I get to see a lot of Europe this way. Anyone with a feel for driving could enjoy it.

Assistant manager at a gas station

Bug exterminator