Witches

>>17668293
Modern witches don't look like that. They're fat blue-haired lesbians.

>>17668293
Witches practice magick. There are countless types of witchs; pagan, green witches, sea witches, swamp witches, etc. Very few worship satan. Wicca is different from witchcraft. Men can be witches. Witches used to be cool but now they're just the SJWs of the magick world

There are all kinds of witches. I'll give you one kind. Wiccans are hippie witches basically.. they don't hurt people or anything, they revere nature and peace, etc. They're the most common you might hear about. Their beliefs haven't been around for that long, though some are under the misconception that wicca is thousands of years old

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My Mum was a wiccan which resulted in a full blown psychosis in my late adolescence due to her up bringing. Just smoke some weed and watch Spirit Science. It's literally the same.

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>>17668344
Putting a k on the word doesn't make it legit.
It makes you look like a twelve year old who drinks bloodwyne with his vampyr friends.

>>17668293
Anataz kcuf d'I.

>>17668293
>I know for a fact that there are covens of witches all around the world.
>for a fact
>However, I know almost nothing about them

Pick one.

>>17668318

This is true, I went to some of their events a few years ago.

The ones I knew all had extremely filthy homes, coincidence?

>>17668293
They're mostly poor hippies. Wicca is way more about religion than it is about witchcraft.

>>17668318
This.

>>17669878
Not OP, but let's just get an idea of how inapplicable this criticism is.

>I know for a fact that there are other planets, in our solar system.
>for a fact
>However, I know almost nothing about them.
Pick one.

>I know for a fact that a lot of dinosaur fossils have been discovered in the county I grew up in.
>for a fact
>However, I know almost nothing about them.
Pick one.

>I know for a fact that my sister's neighbor keeps many kinds of fish as pets.
>for a fact
>However, I know almost nothing about them.
Pick one.

>I know for a fact that there exists a thriving black market in contraband psychoactive substances.
>for a fact
>However, I know almost nothing about it.
Pick one.

>>17670350

>I know for a fact that there exists a thriving black market in contraband psychoactive substances.
>for a fact
>However, I know almost nothing about it.

Sure you don't. ;^)

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>>17670350
Them existing is a fact you know about them. Hence you know something about them inherently.
Wow. Just wow.

>>17670418
Fair enough. I had interpreted this as a sincere misunderstanding on your part. I did not realize you were just aiming to pointlessly split hairs over the use of a particular word despite you and everyone else in the thread knowing full well what OP was saying. You failed in your aims, anyway, apparently not realizing that he said *"almost* nothing", despite quoting the line yourself.

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>>17670447
I am not even that anon.
Also, almost nothing is not equivalent with something. Otherwise OP would have said something, and this is implied as clearly less than something.
He, and you, were both wrong, in that he clearly does know something, not nearly nothing as he first assumed.
In future don't feed the trolls. That anon may have had his own meaning to whatever he said, but from this pedantic perspective he was right.

>>17670465
"Almost nothing" is always, with no exceptions, equivalent to "something". I would like you to TRY to explain, in as precise terms as possible, how you figure otherwise.

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>>17670477
In your terms then, with almost nothing being equivalent to something, then what, pray, is equivalent to almost something?
As now, almost nothing, is of a greater value than almost something, which means that the halfway point between the value of nothing, and something, is now greater than almost something, but less than almost nothing.
As numerically I am stating that 0= nothing, 1= something, 0.25=almost nothing, and 0.75= almost something, and so by your reasoning, 0.25(almost nothing)=1(something) which would mean that 0.25(almost nothing)>0.75(almost something) and 0.5(neither nothing nor something).
Kekmate my friend. Maths has already explained this to us, there is an infinite range between any two values.
Continue, please.

>>17668318
Those are what we call 'posers'

>>17668293
Just check tumblr, they are there

>>17670512
Not that guy, but he was obviously talking that 0,0000001 will always be grater than 0

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>>17670512
Wow. Rekt

>>17669777
Spirit Science is full of shit. There are some wicca that believe it's thousands of years old, yeah, but seriously, Spirit Science has no clue what they're talking about.

>>17670543
But that ignores the whole relative scale when talking about true and false terms such as positive and negative.
He said specifically, almost nothing is always something. Which is untrue, quite clearly.

>>17670553
>maths
>jewish tricks
I am flattered anon, but this is pretty straightforward desu.

>>17669777
>resulted in a full blown psychosis in my late adolescence due to her up bringing

I am morbidly curious. Please tell us all about your shitty upbringing, oh holy 777 get.

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>>17670536
Witches, with a dubya, not bitches.

>>17670646
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Witches don't exist.

>>17670870
bump for this.

>>17670068
Yeah it's the lazy persons religion. You don't have to go to a church or do charity work or anything.

>>17672154
You sure know what you're talking about

>>17672154
You just described most Christians.

Witches be bitches fool

>>17668318
Huh? Not the one that lives down my street. Hot as hell.

>>17672912
fucking rekt

>>17673565
Same

>>17670418

Bro, he said the disclaimer "almost". if you are going to obsess over the details do a better job of it.

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>>17673565
Pics, please!

>>17673850
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>>17668344
>Witches used to be cool but now they're just the SJWs of the magick world

Some are, some aren't. That's more common among Wiccans.

>>17668318

Once again, you're thinking of Wiccans.

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>>17670646
Essentially was fed growing up all that bullshit about the horned god and goddess ontop of second wave feminism bullshit, always saying to me that I was a "special child" who is going to change the world in some vague but wierd way. Ended up living with my Dad and after hanging with a new crowd of people after a depression These new friends where really pushing for that power of one/the secret and bit of substance abuse I spent my 5/6 months in a ward where I turned 18. Witch Craft (mainly coven based) is a literal power trip for people who have no control over their lives.

OP here
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>>17673893
Fucking really?
This is what I get for trying to start a thread dedicated to the sharing of knowledge?

Fine. And for the record, almost nothing is still equivalent to something. Almost something, by the same token, is still equivalent to nothing. Do not let the shitty example the Anon with the Eva Green pic gave confuse you. 0 = nothing. 1, while equaling something, is not the minimum requirement for something. Something equals anything greater than 0. Ergo, almost nothing, which could equal 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 is still something. Almost something on the other hand, still equals 0. So, if you are going to obsess with grammar, and especially if you are going to try and back it up with math, at least be fucking right about it.
Jesus Fucking Christ, people.
I just want to learn about witches. Why is that so much to ask?

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>>17668293
https://faustuscrow.wordpress.com/tag/sigil/

fact is that real witches, who weild the most power,happen to be male-

enjoy

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>>17674705
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I've never heard of any modern witches that weren't Wiccan, though. Unless you're talking about LaVey's mid-aged leftovers.

>>17668293
I'll fap if I get trips

>>17668293
Read a book bitch. Don't let anyone convince you that there are no witches who can fly, throw fireballs, turn invisible, teleport, remote view.

"Magic" is a blanket term for things people don't understand. If someone could shoot fireballs out of their hands and could explain it scientifically it wouldn't be called magic or spell craft and anyone referring to it as such would sound like a backwoods retard.

Basically what you call magic is no more special than selling insurance to the elderly. When you actually learn about it and what it is it becomes less of the transmundane and more mundane.

If you're smart enough and have the resources to gather what you need for a "spell" then you are probably smart enough and have the resources to achieve the same goal with a lot less.

Sure what you call spirits and demons or aliens might be scary but so is a rottweiler.

>>17676023
Pls go on.

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>>17676040
You heard it from the horse's mouth anon:

>Magic = Life Insurance

>>17676040
People just want a cool story, something mysterious and unexplainable. As soon as you can put a name and a face to something it becomes boring. Real life is stranger than fiction.

If people found out what lives among us do you think for one second they wouldn't try to sue for room and board or some other tedious bit of inane garbage?

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>>17676056
I doubt you've seen all of what life has to offer even within a 10 mile radius of where you live and you want more? spare me.

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>>17676063

I doubt anyone here gives a shit what their neighbors are doing but you want to know what some jerk-off on the other side of the galaxy is up to? Thirty minutes into a conversation and you'd probably be bored as hell.

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>>17676078
Did a witch kill your family, anon? It's okay, you can tell me.

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>>17676082
Damn everyone gets so touchy about their "paranormal". Well too bad, it's all just "normal". this board should be merged with /sci/. "mysterious" and "unexplainable" are terms idiots use and you know it. What if other subjects used that mindset? Well, I can't figure out 1+1 it must be magic.

Anyone with half a brain staring into some black candle's flame trying to curse some asshole should pretty quickly realise with that time and that fire you could have just went and burned the fucker's house down.

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>>17676103
I'm sorry you lost your family, anon. I'd recommend a counter-hex performed under a blood moon. You can offer your fedora as a sacrifice to Hecate.

>>17676133
Or I could just buy a gun and shoot them. Oh, but that wouldn't be "so spooky" like you all want.It has to be "blood moon" this or "hecate" that.

Sure I could scry for them, or I could just find them on facebook and use google maps. I could then sacrifice a goat to bless me for the coming harvest or i could just call Dominos.

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>>17676153
Derail another thread, faggot.

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>>17675639
My poor dim friend, as soon as the value that was refered to as "almost nothing" becomes "something" then another value becomes "almost nothing".
The terms cannot be used interchangeably.
It is pretty easy to prove this logically mate, and I did above, a proof which you will find if you ever open a book on calculus.
If 1 is something, and 0 is nothing, it is the same as of 0.1 is something and 0 is nothing, there will still be a value halfway between that, and then in the lower half there must exist a value termed as "amost nothing", however as soon as this becomes "something" another value will take it's place as "almost nothing".

>>17676156
Are you angry that the nature of what you call magic is no more special than the nature of a household sponge? Putting a heeby-jeeby vibe on something doesn't make it special it just makes you sound like an ignorant savage.

>>17676176
Are you the same twat who was shitting up that space mysteries thread?

I'm actually trying to help if you'd pay attention. You want to know about witches? Research like you would any other topic. Don't spin it in mystery and conjecture.

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>>17675639
You either need to ask more specific questions or offer some knowledge of your own. Pretty broad topic, dude.

>>17676188
Offer some information then, fedora-lord.

Most of you are the reason these things don't get taken seriously by mainstream science. Anyone that seriously tries to figure this shit out with logic gets shit on by retards that want it all bogged down in veiled mystery and boogey woogey bullshit so you seem like some dark and spooky mystery man or woman.

>>17676207
I don't wear fedoras I wear thinking caps. Might want to try it sometime instead of the tinfoil hats.

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>>17676214
Damn son, they must have assraped you in /sci/ for you to spend so much time with all of us in Spooksville.

>>17676210
>the reason these things don't get taken seriously by mainstream science
No, it's not any one person that's responsible for the scientific 'establishment' rejecting this kind of stuff. There's a deeper philosophical reason behind the science of "psuedoscience."

>>17676185
I was the one pretending to be retarded yeah, it is my proof of somethings and nothings further up.
>>17676221
>/sci/
>assrape anyone
Confirmed for never browsing.

Think about it for one second, keep an open mind, isn't that what you tell people?
Let's say you contact a spirit from a hundred years ago, what do you think it's gonna say? probaby some boring shit about indians trading pelts for guns or whatever. How about an alien from another world? Do you think he isn't going to yammer on about Garblax from nemoshlob Seven for hours on end?

>>17676230
You ain't pretending anymore, m80.

>>17676238
Prove me wrong m80, nothing posted in this thread is flawed.

Twenty minutes into a conversation with an "alien" and I promise you'll be begging for a probe in your ass just to have SOME kind of real stimulation.

>>17676249
Maybe that would help you contain some of your butthurt, friendo. :^)

>>17676253
By all means. you can go back to hugging your cauldrons and muttering to yourself "I AM dark and mysterious, he don't know nuffin."

>>17676262
Kek,
The dark and Nuffin was a good touch.

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>>17676262
Welcome to /x/.

The sooner we stop being afraid of what lurks in the shadows the sooner we can bring them to light. Too many of these things prey on our children. I dream of the day when we can pull our collective heads out of our asses and just smoke these fuckers out of our homes, burn them out of our lives and throw them off OUR world.

Why do you think these things hide? I'll tell you. Because a human being is the scariest thing on Earth bar none.

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>>17676306
Are you pretending to be retarded again?

>>17676045
Although this was meant entirly as a jest. It actually hits incredibly close to the mark. For the most part, magic IS insurance.

People who say, 'You shouldn't do magic you should just go out and do it' are fucking retards that completely miss the entire point. No-one cast harvest spells without planting seeds. Nobody beseached the gods for success in battle and then left their weapons behind.

Magic is about insuring success against those parts of life which we have no control over. It is always done in combination with practical efforts. It is about ensuring success IN THOSE practical endeavours.

The fact that so many of you, on both sides, fail to grasp this incredibly simple concept. Isnt that surprising actually, it took me awhile.

These things don't hurt children because they want to eat them or some shit. They hate them because adults aren't known to randomly run from room to room or play hide and seek looking in all sorts of little hidey spots.

Has anyone fucked a Wiccan?

Don't be afraid of the dark. We are the thing that drove what lies there into hiding in the first place.

You know when you're trying to be quiet at night and you make a noise and are like "fuck, I hope they didn't hear me." Well that's what the "bump in the night" is thinking as it pisses itself.

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>>17670465
>mfw isn't blockbuster chapter 11 now? how do you owe money to a company that doesn't exist anymore?

>>17676357
He's the reason why they filed.

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> This is what I get for trying to start a thread dedicated to the sharing of knowledge?

Sharing of knwoledge about something that obviously most of us doesn't believe in to or sharing knowledge about something that doesn't exist ?

Event if there were real witches covens all around the world, they should be praticably hermetic to people like us ..

> Hey little lesbian girl, you lack the image of a father ? You hate your parents ? Come and join us, we'll make potions...

If there were coven, they'll not deliver information to anyone and made some black ops recruitment not like thos fuckin Golden Dawn or other wannabe mystics... Adept recruitment in "Secret Society" were made in upper classes for only one reason : Money ... Those societies were anything but secret ...

> Share knowledge ...

Now think about it... There's some witches covens around the world... Maybe some of us are part of these covens... Do you really think it's ok for witches to let anyone from the coven bragging about it on /x/ ? Giving informations about them ? Sharing knowledge of any sort ? I don't think so..

> Yeah we are a secret coven, we are located here, we do that, please feel free to come, we'll explain you everything...

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I guess some of the females in my father side of the family could be considered a "coven." I'm part of it. (Forgive my English throughout this, please)

We're all practitioners of Shinto belief system. Very traditional family. It is not religion but base on deep lore and folktale. There are higher spirits and lower spirits, like everyone has heard of Inari and Amaterasu. Everything has spirit. That is our belief.

Women in family who choose to do so/have ability are connected by our belief and live as "fox witch"- kitsune-tsukai. This mean we harness the spirit of kitsune in our working. We do traditional craft, not like Wicca or new age thing.

We celebrate holiday important to our culture and cast "spell" and do ritual when there is something we all concerned about. I practice more on my own for personal need, but do spell with them too. However I prefer think of myself as a solo practitioner, because family is not very active and I find I work nicely alone.

I have not interact with other any kitsune tsukai besides women in my family,but they are popular in myth.

>>17676162
Why are you retarded? Did you mother hit you in the head with a math book repeatedly as a child and yell at you constantly while doing it, "This will make you math, Boy!"
Nothing = zero.
Something equals literally everything greater than zero.
Do you think that "almost nothing" equals zero?
No?
Then it must be greater than zero. No matter how infinity small it gets, it will still ALWAYS be greater than zero, which is, funnily enough, within the range that is defined as "something."
No, the words are not interchangeable, as you say, because you cannot claim that all rectangles are squares, but you can go fuck yourself if you want to claim that not all squares are rectangles.
Something does not always equal "almost nothing," just as the square root of 49 only equals 7 50% of the time, but "almost nothing" will ALWAYS, WITHOUT EXCEPTION, equal something, just as -7 will ALWAYS, WITHOUT EXCEPTION, equal the square root of 49.

>>17679208
Nice, are the kitsune tsukai an outside spirit someone channels, or more of a role they fill?

>>17679286
I don't think numbers work that way. (-7) x (-7) will always be 49. But the square root of 49 will not ALWAYS be -7. Just like your square/rectangle analogy.

Folk magic is pretty cool but covens are exclusively for rp faggots.

>>17675957
They go by other names ie strega/bruja/hexenmeister.

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>>17668293
I creampied deep into a witch's pussy, my dick itched for a week.

Don't trust witches!

>>17679388
Did you read what I said? That is literally what my point is. -7 will always be the square root of 49, but the square root of 49 will not always be -7.

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>>17679388
>>17676162
Here you go.
Do you see now?
Almost Nothing and Something are on the same line, with the only difference being that Something has no upper limit and Almost Nothing does.
Their lower limits are the same.
∞ = ∞
∞/2 = ∞
Almost Nothing is a square.
Something is a rectangle.
A square will always be a rectangle.
Almost Nothing will always be Something.
Can you just stahp now, pls?

>>17679286
No my nigger, I have a degree.
The value assigned as "almost nothing" is capable of being re-assigned as "something", however the moment you do that, another value becomes "almost nothing".
A value cannot be "almost nothing" and "something" at the same time, any more than it can be "largely false", and "true" at the same time.
Use the number line to prove this to yourself, by assigning boolean values to something and nothing, and then working out where to place the other terms.
This has been proven centuries ago my man.
Also, I never said that almost nothing is nothing, I said it is not equivalent to whatever you have termed as something, inherently.

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>>17679671
>this fucking graph
Holy kek anon, I almost thought you had a brain for a minute there.
Where do you fit "almost something" and "neither nothing nor something" on your graph mate?
As if you acknowledge the existence of the term "almost nothing" then it's sisters must have a place on your graph, correct?
I also like how you left the y-axis totally unlabeled, and then definied anything below 0.5 as almost nothing, as that would mean a lot of measurements we take today can be simlified as, almost nothing. Fucking brilliant.

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>>17668293
What was your question again?

>>17679671
someone bring this kid a sandwich theorem

>>17679329
Interesting question, kitsune themselves is more of a group of outside spirits we channel when we need. However, as kitsune tsukai, fox witch, we embody spirit of family kitsune ourselves. I hope makes sense!

>>17679671
this pleases me

>>17680920
Then you need to open a book sometime my man.

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We're around, but we don't stand out in a crowd like the wiccan lesbians.

>>17681740
LONDON