Phantom Patriot

If a fat fuck like Alex Jones can sneak in, I don't see how it can be that hard.

He's obviously stupid for going in armed "to the teeth", since he could have claimed he was lost in the woods around it, and hopped a fence hoping to find a road.


It's also stupid that he went when it was empty, since their schedule of meetings is pretty well known to locals.

I always wonder why terrorists dont attack the bohemian grove, or bildeberg, or any other gathering of the powers that be, its like, there they are, all in one place, burn the fucker down

>>17638952
because terrorists are created and controlled by them

>>17638968
>Everyone who is a terrorist is controlled by a power at be
>>17638952
Because these places have absurd amounts of security. There's no way of striking at that kind of place.

Doesn't seem like it during down times?

Why do I even bother bringing new and interesting topics to X

It's always a ghost town

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I AM SEVERELY FUCKING RETARDED

>>17638934

>"The Phantom Patriot"

just another failed comic character created by Stan Lee

>>17639017
>Everyone who is a terrorist is controlled by a power at be

Yes, Satan.

Satan is the force in the mind of all psychosis and delusion and brings one to the false understanding of superiority.

...until you finally run through the entire delusional maze of insanity and come out as a true incarnation of Satan for your planet and dominate the planet!

It's fun or whatever!

>>17638934
>>17639097

>upside down flag
>skelingtom mask
>clever PP symbol
>not a doge patch

Sounds like he's such a successful comic book character he could only incarnate in 3D.

>>17639125
satans pretty powerful bro

>>17639134

>PP symbol could not look more phallic if you tried. Not to mention the pronunciation of the initials adding to the dickyness of it all.
>The name is just a mish-mash of 2 already existing comic characters... may as well just call him The Venom Punisher.
>Upside-down flag is an icon no corporation will ever get behind.
>The "no bitches" patch is alright in my book.

Wish he actually found something there...

Didn't the nazis investigate the place? What ever came of that?

>>17638947
He's not really fat, he's thick.

>>17639469
lol hi alex

Les Claypool made a song about him, so it was pretty much worth it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w32FJtaqVW8

>>17639466
More details?

>>17639592
Phantom Patriot deserves royalties

What's he up to now???

>>17639857
He makes threads about himself in /x/.

We let him cause he's a cool guy.

>>17639865
Aww we shucks thanks

He snuck in to Bohemian Grove with weapons and no one cares????

dude what, have u guys not watched the cremation of care ceremony that alex jones recorded? we already know what goes on there. and apparently they get tons of gay prostitutes and shit too.

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>>17639485
You wished you looked this good you broomstick skinny faggot (Or lardass mountain of fat)

>>17638968
damn bruh this woke af

Should have stolen some ill-gotten redwood lumber and sold it to fund more interesting missions against the grove.

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>>17640942
hello world :)

Shit that dude looks like a member from the worst Slipknot tribute band in existence.

>>17638934
I'm glad to not live in a country where an autistic cunt have the resources to do that.

>>17640931
They speak of the the awful mysteries

And goodly Babylon and Tyre

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>He accused Obama (as well as the Bushes, the Clintons and others) of being a reptoid/human hybrid, or "blue blood."

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>>17641244
Yeah it's interesting even after a stint in prison he is out doing is thing.

I respect his conviction.

>>17639017
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TdnAaQ0n5-8

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>>17641244
He wants to bang hippy QT

>>17640942
His torso looks like it's keeping a naughty secret.

>>17640946
Not /x/ enough?

Fine, terrorists are skinwalkers

>>17641180
Thought you meant alex jones at first but underrated comment anyway

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also a patriot

this man does really good work

gl bros

>>17641925
Yeah he is still at it after prison...good man

boho grovo oh no no

>>17641925
>distribution_of_paranoid_schizophrenics_in_Texas.png

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>>17638934
>that whole costume

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>mfw this guy is operating in my town

>>17643105
He is a hero bro

>>17643105
pope ricky ratzinger

>>17641333
So do I
Violently

>>17641333
"Everything is gonna be OK...come get your water and Cheez-Its."

>>17640942
It's called sucking in and getting some sun; big deal. Other than the lighting, there is no difference in those pics...looks like any day on Grindr...

>>17639592
came to post this