/div/ - Divination General

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Welp here's hoping for a reading.
Name is Richardson
Sign is cancer
Here's a doodle I made

>>17609033
Discord, I just want to thank you for omitting the extraneous things Chiro added and for using a proper OP image. I don't think that one has been used before either. Good job.

>>17609130
Hey BV

>>17609130
Just noticed that they were removed. Thank god. The OP already had half, if not all of the information included in the first place. Not needed, not necessary...

Welp this went nowhere fast
Bump

Anyone doing readings?

OPEN QUESTION TO THE THREAD:
So I do psychic readings, have occasionally run threads here in /x/, and have started doing YouTube videos where I give people psychic readings.

I'd love to offer video readings to /x/ but... well... trolls. Don't want to expose myself to edgy 14 year olds who just want to find a victim for their impotent rage.

Suggestions on how I can do this and best inoculate myself against the idiots?

>>17609515
You can do them privately, over email. A few readers here give private readings.

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I'll be doing a few (max of 3) tarot/rune/Yijing readings.

>name/alias
>gender
>query

Currently not scrying.

>>17609536
Ellie
Female
Which is the most damaging: course A or course B.

>>17609536
Axel
Male
I have a big event next saturday night
What should i expect?

>>17609536
Mitchell
Male
Can I have a general tarot reading of my future?

>>17609536
I know there's already 3 but could you do a 4th?

>>17609528
Hmm that's an idea... cool, thanks anon I might do that.

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...three and done. Might be back later to do more.

>>17609538
I drew the Page of Cups for you, telling me this is more of a curiosity thing. Start of a new project, perhaps? While shuffling, the Hierophant fell out of my deck-- I get the feeling here this has something to do with occult in nature, or perhaps just faith/religion.

For Course A, I drew three cards: King of Wands, The Empress, 9 of Pentacles. I see some rapid expansion, leading to farsightedness into the future; this doesn't look too bad in itself, as the projected outcome lies in Temperance-- balance and moderation is indicated over here.

For Course B, I drew three cards: 6 of Cups, The Chariot, 3 of Pentacles. This seems to be hinting at the transformation of something old into something new, resulting in an expansion. The projected outcome is The Hermit, where you will be left alone in introspection or simply just doing your own shit.

If this is a short-term decision, I'd say either are fine.
If this is something long-term that will vastly affect your future, I'd recommend going with Course A.

>>17609545
I drew three cards for what you can expect to happen: Queen of Cups, The Lovers, 3 of Cups. Wew, lad-- I see some romance or love happening, or perhaps just a union/social kind of thing. There's nothing bad over here, and some indications you will meet a new chick or just have a good time in general. I'd say you're good.

>>17609554
I drew three cards for your near future: Ace of Swords, 10 of Swords, The Magician. You're going to go through some changes in your mentality and drive, affecting how you view the world. There's going to be clarity on some situations that left you in ruins, and you're going to learn a lot from this. Pretty mixed spread-- with 10 of Swords in the middle, I'd say you're going to have a tough time ahead with some adversity, so keep your chin up. The Magician says you will be fine at the end of it, so don't fret too much.

>>17609536
BUTTS
Male
am I gonna lose my butt

>>17609033
You could be learning a new language.

>>17609130
You're welcome and thank you :)

>>17609046
>>17609601
Here
Damn it I have the worst luck
Male
Need a future reading and or a reading about my hunt for work and general well being

>>17609536

Frost
Male
Ah, so what's with the redhead and if there's still hope what would you recommend?

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Gentlemen.
For about 6 years or so I do readings about peoples past lives.

I specialised mainly in reading that due to the fact its unchangeable and more clear. Tried for future readings but noticed people tend to change it just by knowing it. The method I use to read is with fire (hence the nickname I've chosen). If anyone is interested just for the hell of it here is what i'll need.
>age
>gender
>sign
>4 random letters from your mother tounge alphabet

>>17609851
>>age
19
>>gender
Male
>>sign
Scorpio
>>4 random letters from your mother tounge alphabet
o a æ

>>17609851
20
Male
Virgo
f h u z

>>17609854
>o a æ
Not o, but ǿ (without the thing over it)

>>17609851
Why the fuck not

>age
20

>gender
Male

>sign
Leo

>4 random letters from your mother tounge alphabet
r e f h

>>17609854
I forgot one letter.
add h

>>17609851
18
fem
libra
j f k b

>>17609851
17
Male
Sagittarius
L o f z

>>17609851
24
Male
Libra
D T O C

>>17609851
22
Gender
Capricorn
s c k u

>>17609851
20
male
gemini

jeiñ

>>17609868
Meant to say female, my bad. Exhaustion is a pain.

>>17609851
25
male
pisces
a j e g

>>17609861
>>17609854

>3 past lives
1st one was around the year 400. Sadly you died at birth.
2nd one around 1250. Located somewhere in central Europe. You were in an army. Died in a battle.
3rd one was better. Around 1760. In Japan. You were a female. Lived long and ritch life. Had 3 kids. Died at the age of 70 by natural causes.

>>17609046
>>17609842
>>17609851
Here can I please get a reading seeing as every time I step away from the thread I miss out on the fun

22
Male
Cancer
Hydm

>>17609851
23
male
leo
ă â ș ț

>>17609881
>2nd one around 1250. Located somewhere in central Europe. You were in an army. Died in a battle.
Did I die in one of the crusades?

>>17609851
18
female
gemini
a h t y

>>17609851
27
Male
Capricorn
Jknh

>>17609862
Whoa son you had as many past lives as I did
>7 past lives

1st one was around year 50. Located in the rome empire. Female thief. Sent to the cross at age 20.
2nd - Around the year 700. Somewhere in east Europe again. Simple blacksmith. You had 3 sons. All of them became warriors. You died of old age.
3rd- Around 1100. In Africa. You were a female shaman in the tribe. Stayed virgin your whole life. Died when a potion you made with snake poison backfired at age of 27.
4th- Around 1300. You were a sailor for some traders. Died due to scruvy at your first trade.
5th- around 1700. Simple monk. very boring life this was really. Died of old age after rewriting more than 300 books.
6th- Around 1800. Female located somewhere in china. You worked with trade goods. Killed when your vilage was raided by bandits.
7th.
HAH ok sorry about this but you were a Nazi. Part of SS even. You suicided when you were almost cought by russian forces invading the building you were in.

>>17609851
31
female
Aries/Pisces
c i r x
Curiosity wins lol

>>17609033
Hoping for a reading, seriously been needing one.
Name is Rosalina
Sign is Sagittarius
Age is 19
Gender is Female

>>17609851
>17
>Male
>Leo
>S J I G

>>17609915
Damn son that's a lot.
I hope this life is more like the blacksmith or the monk.
Thanks for the reading friendo.

>>17609865
>1 past life
Well this is interesting. Your soul is either slow or wants to wait alot more before coming back.

Your only past life was in ancient egypt. You were a high priest to Anubis. Lived long and ritch life. You hated your daughter because she refused to follow your footsteps.

>>17609933
wow
i was kinda thinking about egypt just now.

hahah thanks.

>>17609866
>2 past lives

1st one was way before recorded history. You were a cavewoman. Died at childbirth.

And sorry about this next part. Your soul decided to experiment and you were reincarnated as a cat for your 2nd life. Around 1700-1800. Not sure where since you barealy left the street you always roamed. You had an owner. You also had flees. Atleast you were a male cat. With quite the good looking fur.

>>17609915
Hey, can you do me a reading too?

>age
18

>gender
Male

>sign
Leo

>4 random letters from your mother tongue alphabet
d k h g

>>17609897
The crusade army was againts you. Sorry...

>>17609851
15
Male
Gemini
c м e в

>>17609942
Sorry, I wrote the letters in a wrong way, here's the corrected version:

д к х г

>>17609945
What central europeans were enemies of the crusaders?

>>17609867
Quite the fresh soul.
Your one and only past life so far was around 1750-1800 in USA. You were a slaveowner with more than 50 slaves. Sold all of them a year before you died of old age at 72. Your two sons split the fortune you made and left for different parts of the country never to see eachother again.

>>17609918
Freaking left out the alphabet.
Ж M O Ш

>>17609851
male 23 rdso

but I'm mostly interested in knowing what you were

>>17609960
Some barbarian tribe that tried to ambush the crusade army for the gold they were carrying.

>>17609940
Thank you.
Hahahaha
That last one tho, I enjoyed reading it and it seems to explain why I had dreams of being a cat before.

>>17609870
New Soul.
Sorry you had no past lives. If anythig that means you can do anything without your soul trying to restrict you.

>>17609986
Did you skip me, by chance?
This is mine:
>>17609868
>>17609871

>>17609986
wow, that sounds like no fun at all
;~;

>>17609851
18
Female
Aquarius
v e r s

>>17609971
tfw uncivilized
Feels good.

Do you know what religion I belonged to? Was it pagan or christian or someting else?

>>17609868
>>17609871
5 past lives.
1st one was well... abit weird. You were a fish...

2nd one was around year 300. Somewhere in central america.
This is interesting. Sorry about breaking for commentary but your soul is abit weird. Up untill your current life it always reincarnated in central america. And only by around 10 years of break between death-birth. The only other time i've read this was on a person who was haunted by dreams of his past lifes telling him to find a certain book located in an abandoned house in the UK.
Ok back to your reading.
Up untill now as I said you were in central america and by the looks of it you always searched for a certain cave abandoning everything at around age of 20 to look for it. Your 3rd and 4th past lives died looking for it. Well atleast on your 5th reincarnation you found it. And it goes dark. Your soul is blocking me from seeing what was in it. Sorry for the lack of information I just can't see what happens after you enter it.

>>17609851
28
Male
Taurus
D K R B

>>17610023
It would explain the rather peculiar draw I have... in a way.
Thank you, that was most interesting.

>>17609851
27, female, cancer
ã, é, ç, q

>>17610039
>It would explain the rather peculiar draw I have...
This is really interresting. Wanna post your draw?

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>>17610039
Hello, do you know what pic related is?

>>17610023
I'm still here if you're up for another: >>17609859

Thanks.

>>17609851
29 M Sagittarius

hsgc

>>17610046
It's a mental draw towards some kind of a location. Not a reading or a drawing; sorry to disappoint you there.

>>17610050
Hello. I would presume those five pictures to be of five different skulls.
Really though, I have little to no clue. May I ask as to why you are asking?

>>17609851
32
F
Gemini
j h o ç

>>17609875
2 past lives
1st one was around 800 in afrika. A simple hunter for your tribe. Died from a sickness.
2nd one was around 1800 in UK. You were part of the elite. A duke by the looks of it. Not many of your peers liked you. There were 3 atempts to murder you. All failed. In the end you died after you broke your leg after falling from a horse and the doctors infected the wound trying to heal your leg.

Ah yiss almost my turn

>>17610079
>There were 3 atempts to murder you. All failed. In the end you died after you broke your leg after falling from a horse and the doctors infected the wound trying to heal your leg.
This is an embarresing way to day desu.

>>17610065
They are five different skulls.
The people you discovered in the caves of South America are still alive today, they have concealed themselves in the catacombs of their ancestors. They have red skin, and they are very large in stature and build.

>>17609851
Are you still reading? If so I'd be love to get one...
33
Male
Gemini
SYHW

>>17609969
Oh wow forgot the sign
Pisces

still interested in what you were friend

>>17609851

Are you still doing the readings? Please, don't forget about me:

>>17609942
>>17609957

>>17609859
>>17609859

Sorry about this i just missed the post.

Not sure how to tell you this but here it goes.
Your soul is blocking me from seeing anything. The only thing I see is that it's a 2 part soul.The bigger part is bright red and it is refusing to let anything to be known. The smaller part is dim yellow and it shows only a small part. A face of a woman that is crying. Sorry about this. This sort of thing is very rare and I still can't break the barriers that a soul makes just for this type of things...

>>17610115
Sounds interesting.

Thanks, and let me know if you'd like a read in return.

>>17609884
>Cancer

Your soul lieks that sign and in all of your 3 past lives you were born during it.
1st live was around 300. Simple merchant in south amerika. Had 2 kids. one male one female. Died of old age.
2nd. Around 1200 somewhere in south asia. A fisherman. You died after your boat was draged in the ocean.
Well 3rd one is close. You were a spy during WWII for the Russians. You were cought trying to steal some maps and shot on the spot by an SS officer who cought you.

>>17609890
New soul. If anything it likes the color green.

>>17609851
23
Female
Pisces
G N L K

>>17610169
what's up with new souls? yeah, i kinda like green

>>17610149
Sounds like my soul had it right the first go around
As for the spy not sure what I was thinking makes sense that id get cuaght though

>>17609851
18
Male
Aquarius
j e h m

>>17610186
Atleast I know why I'm such an adventurous adrenaline junkie now soul just couldn't get enough hoped right back in

>>17609906
2 past lives

1st one was in ancient greece. You were a student for a philoshopher and you liked architecture. Died of old age.

2nd one was more interesting. You were a part of Atilla the huns army. Very close to him infact hence I can say the name because you knew him personally. Died in a glorious battle.

>>17609851
D'aw, I noticed this very late. You're flooded by queries and won't likely ge to mine, but trying never hurts!

>age
25
>gender
Female
>sign
Cancer
>4 random letters from your mother tongue alphabet
z g t h

>>17609912
4 past lives.
1st one was in some tribe in north america. Around 300. A female. To be more correct you were the chiefs wife. Died at childbirth on your second pregancy.
2nd one you died at birth.
Your soul got mad and for your 3rd past life you were a rat.
I cant tell much more about those sorry.

4th one was around 1850. You were part of the gold rush in USA. Killed by your close friend after you struck huge amouths of gold.

>>17609916
Your one and only past life was very interesting. Around 1750-1800 in UK. Part of the elite but you resented that. You decided to become jack of all trades. You learned and perfected almost anything you could. From blacksmithing to painting. At one point you even dabbed in ocult magic but quicly abandoned it due to not seeing fast enough effects of your doings. Died in a storm while you were traveling to india on a boat.

>>17609851
60
female
aquarius
c s m y

>>17609851
Male, cancer, 24, MCHI.

>>17609851
28.
female.
cancer.
k r w i.

>>17610230
I'm I karmic debt so I wonder what I did haha. Thank you :)

>>17609851

you've done a lot of readings, so i hope you can get around to mine

26
female
pisces
wnia

>>17609918
>>17609966
OK...
3 part soul to begin with...
They don't show me much. The only thing I can see is that the biggest part of is deep blue and filled with anger and blocking the other 2 parts from showing anything. My best guess is that in one of your past lives you were a part of some ritual that tried to summon some other soul in the body you had. I'm not sure about this at all...

>>17609851
Around 18
female
cancer
LQRZ

>>17610183
New souls are not restricted. They have yet to discover what atracts them and thus you can do anything and wont feel a strong urge to do a certain thing.

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>>17609851
Hello, I would like a reading.

Age: 20
Gender: Male
Sign: Aries
a o l e

Have some art.

>>17609922
2 past lives.
1st one was around 1200 in Asia. A female exotic dancer. Raped to death by bandits who cought you while you were traveling to another city.
2nd one you were a dog. Not just any other dog. Aperantly you were trained to kill. And your owner fed you human flesh just so you wont stop when attacking.

>>17609942
>>17609957
New soul. Not much about it.

>>17609851
21
Male
Pisces
é l g h

32
female
Gemini
c m d a

>>17609969
>>17610103
You had one past life and it was around 1300 somewhere in asia. Part of a tribe that had alot of horses. You were the only son in your family so your father raised you to be strong and take care of your sisters once he dies. You died of old age and had 10 kids. 4 female and 6 male. Your sisters, their husbands and your kids burned your corpse as part of the ritual for the dead.

About me I can only say that I had 7 past lives as I mentioned earlier and all of them were dealing with magic. I'd like to keep a secret what kind of magic they practiced.

>>17610265
I've been having a lot of trouble getting everything read, and believe my past lives are hindering my healing in this one. I have been having witchcraft-related urges and such... so this is interesting, and I thank you for your time.

>>17610230
I just read your latest post with your past lives and magic. Is there any chance you saw what kind of occult stuff I had dabbled in by chance?

>>17610270
thanks

>>17610354
Do you think magic has a way of sticking with you through lives?

>>17610015
Your one and only past life was in the aztec empire. A high priest. You killed more than 1k people on the altar. Died when a poition you made with human blood and some weird poision you mixed backfired and killed you and 3 of your priests.

>>17609851
I don't want a reading (I actually do but I don't want to tire you more) but I'm curious at your method, are you scrying with the fire? Don't you get tired looking at the flames if that's the case. With so many requests must be tiresome as well

>>17610033
New soul. You had no past lives.

Just a note to everyone. New souls are quite the common thing. So don't be discouraged when I say that. Roughly around 40% of all the people i've read to in my past are new souls.

>>17610397
Would you have happened to miss my post? >>17609946

Would be eager to see if it explains my situation.

>>17610045
>female

Well in your 3 past lives you were always a female. In fact your soul enjoys that.

1st you were part of a harem. Not sure about year or location since your whole life passed in the palace you lived in.

2nd one you were a tailor for a royalty in france around 1200. Died of an unknown at the time sickness.

3rd was around 1900 in US. You were a showgirl in a bordelo. Died of old age.

The wait for my past life reading is killing me
I should have lurked earlier

>>17609946
>>17610407
Sorry about the missed post.

You had 1 past life but sadly that is as much I can see. Your soul just shows me 2 faces from different times and blocks everything else. My best guess is that it feels guilty for something in the past and wont let go.

>>17610395
Not really. The only downside of this method to me atleast is if I end up on a soul filled with anger or rage. Then the flames can get to a blinding color if I don't stop it fast enough.

>>17610432
That's fine, thank you.

>>17610387
Yes. But I can't say much more since different things happen during a reincarnation. Sometimes the soul wants more while other times it refuses to go back to what it knew from previous lives. In all cases It all depends on how much it knows and wants.

side note to everyone that I still have to read to. A small break while I recharge. Sorry about this.

>>17610436
aye you'd better be shielded well then
keep the good work man, this is interesting ^^

>>17609851
Lets do this

16
Male
Scorpio
a f i q

>>17609851

30, male virgo
C L u o

>>17610448
aw it's no problem, thank you so much

you're so nice.

>>17609851
>>17610338
sorry, didn't link

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>>17609851
25
Male
Libra
S Q A W

>>17610064
New soul. Dim red color. Not much else. I'd suggest dont get angry over things too easily since you can get filled with anger quite fast and alot.

>>17609851
Male
23
Aries
R M A H
Thanks.

>>17609851
>age
18
>gender
female
>sign
aquarius
>t u o p

>>17610072
One past live. You were a female bard in an inn somewhere in centrall europe around 1300. Died of old age

>>17610448
No problem friend, everyone gets tired sometimes. Rest well.

30
mtf Transgender (born male, now female)
Taurus
JRLZ

By the way, I'm curious how you discovered upon your method of pyromancy.

>>17610170
4 past lives.
1st one was around 200-300 somewhere in rome. You were a slavetrader. Died when one of your slaves tried to escape and you fell from your horse on a rack with swords..
2nd one you were a wolf. Not much about this.
3rd one was around 1100 somewhere in japan. You were a samurai. Killed yourself after failing to defend the noble you were meant to protect.
4th one you were a soldier in vietnam. Died after numerus gunshot wounds.

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>>17610530
You are not and will never be a female. Kill yourself.

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>>17610551

>>17610551
I dunno man
I come to /x/ and I start believing in ghosts, aliens and shit
I think they can believe their own fake stuff too

>>17610551
I feel better when I take hormones. That's all there is to it. I wasn't happy before I started. It's not important to me that I'm not actually female. Thanks for weighing in though.

>>17610092
I can't see anything...
Something just blocks this type of reading i'm using. Not sure what or who or anything...

>>17610193
New soul. Goes bright blue. So yea its a happy one. Use that to your advatage.

>>17610092
Oh noes. You missed me :(

>>17610574
Oops nvm. Im impervious anything supernatural. Like a psychic null field.

>>17610205
And yet im still here and got to you.

You had one previous life. Somewhere in north asia. Around 1500. Your whole life went on in a small vilage. You were the local medic. Died of old age.

>>17610234
New soul. Not much about it.

>>17610537
Ever since I can remember I was drwan to fire. That is quite unusual for the me due to the fact im cancer, but I had dreams that showed my parts of my past lives. And there is more to this story but I'm gona keep that to myself.

>>17610237
2 past lives.
You were a cat during the first one. Quite lazy one even. But then again your owner was some sort of elite so you could aford to not do anything all day.
2nd past life you were a stable owner around 1400 somewhere in west europe. Died from a sickness around the age of 40.

>>17609851
25
Male
Cancer
a s k n

>>17610242
New soul. Stop abusing black color.

>>17610580
Well fuck me
I feel like shit most of the time, always hoping for better....
Thanks

>>17609851
34
male
leo
źćźń

>>17609851
May i ask how a new soul is created?
How or who makes it happend?
Inb4 god

>>17610255
>1h and 50mins later

New soul that switches colors fast. I'd sugest you find some balance my man cuz this shit is like tripin balls. Goes from red to blue and back.

>>17609851
22
M
Pisces
s v i n

>>17610684
They are created by the need for more souls. And they do it themselfs. Even if there is a higher power it has nothing to do with it.

>>17610693

thanks pyromancer, if i knew how to find balance i would though

>>17610705
How does one recall the events of last lives? Is it necessary even? What if you have had a 'spiritual/subconscious' reaction to the information given?

>>17610269
1 past life that ended fast. Around 1500 died at birth somewhere in north america

>>17610705
Then they are self conscious and just leave tier astral form or do they just work like cells?
For what purpose?
Where can i get legit info of this?

>>17609130
>extraneous
questions people ask all the time
mfw

>>17609148
topkek

19
Male
Gemini
bdyh


Interested to see where this goes

>>17610287
Blocked...
I see only bright red that refuses to let me see anything. Sorry...

>>17610620
>>17610636
Cat-boy here. Also a cancer drawn to fire who does spoopy stuff.

Might be more common than you think, or we're just both unusual.

>>17609851
22
Male
Gemini
hwov

Thank you very much for your time, even if you don't get to this one.

>>17610743
Each one has a mission that they learn though the lives they go though. Sometimes I can see if this is their final reincarnation. But most of the times like around 90% they still have alot more to do before starting fresh. And as I said I refuse to mention future reading though this method since like fire that changes fast so can anyone change their mind on anything if they know that something will happen. Most of the time it goes for the worse for that person if they know what will happen or what they must do.

>>17610782
I feel like this is much more complex, after this i have even more questions
Many thanks tho
Im so confused... is my soul asking questions about how souls work and what not ah my brain hurts

>>17610332
1 past life around 1800. Blacksmith in north america. You had 1 daugther. She became a teacher. You died of old age.

>>17610338
One past life. You died during WWI. You were a foot soldier in the german army.

>>17609851
>18
>Female
>Taurus
>X,L,K,C

>>17610457
You better know what you are doing or what you will do since as I mentioned earlier I can see final reincarnationos before your soul goes blank. THIS is its final reincarnation.
You had more than 5 past lives but most of them are unclear(maybe it's because i'm tired and cant see many things now). In any case Don't get angry over girls(or guys, dunno what way you swing to) since I can see that in 2 of your past lives you suffered alot due to your choice of a partner.

Ok a small break again will be back in 15mins. Sorry.

>>17609851
>29
>male
>pisces
>A,D,E,L

>>17609851
I hope it's not too late,
Thanks for doing all of this

33
Female
Aries
ç l h v

>>17610654
can you elaborate on that? also thanks so much!

>>17610812
Just want to give you tons of kudos for all of these reads you have done. :D. You should come and join us in the irc.

>>17610458
2 past lives
1st was around 1400. A sailor for the spanish. Died during a bar fight.
2nd one was around 1800. NOW you were a pirate againts the spanish. Somehow this fills me with joy. Knowing someones soul enjoys getting revenge.

>>17609851
32
m
aqua
clam

>>17609851
25
male
libra
aaaa

>>17610482
New soul. Nothing much about it since it has yet to find something its interested in.

>>17609851
22
M
Aquarius
XTRL

>>17610857
That's pretty cool.

>>17609851
19, M, Gemini, ZHQT

>>17610495
3 past lives.
1st one you were a traveling merchant from india. Around 800. Made quite the fortune. But you died on your final trip to home. Killed by bandidts.
2nd died as a small girl around 1200 by an unknown at the time sickness somewhere in australia.
3rd. An inkeeper somewhere in west europe around 1800. Died of old age.

>>17610498
New soul. Dim yellow color. Don't get discouraged by other peoples accomplishments but rather motivate yourself ok.

>>17610530
>transgender
Son pls.

But here we go
1 past life
A cat. In a barn. Hunted mice for living.

>>17609851
19
female
libra
j e s i

>>17610879
hehe :3 mew

ty for the reading

>>17610837
Don't abuse black color. As in dont go full 100% black on everythign around you. Your soul wants something else.

>>17610843

Well that's cool. I don't understand why I wouldn't just take a mexican wife and call it even, though.

>>17610843

Oh. can you see a color with my soul? Also, what do the colors even mean?

>>17610642
2 past lives.
In both you were a cat. Are you sure you are not Mr Mittens typing on an open laptop right now?

>>17609851
Holy shit man I can't believe you are still going, but I'll take my chances maybe you'll get to me.

22
Male
Leo
J C K L

>>17610661
1 past life. A high priest in rome during the crusades. Died of old age and fuck me you had alot of gold.

>>17610902
well that was unexpected, i swear im not a cat

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>>17609033
I take both you food order and you query, and that earn you a Misfortune Cookie reading.

OK, you go ahead now, and you say you order and query. Then I give it to you real good, OK?

>>17610895
Colors show the souls emotion but each one has a different feeling attached to it. Sometimes I see anger in blue color while other times its filled with joy. it just takes alot of practice to start getting the hang of it. But on new souls its always the same. Blue=joy, Red=anger, Yellow=self-pity and so on.

>>17610921
Sweet & Sour Chicken please.

>>17610921
hey give me a lasagna please, its my life headed in the right direction?

bless ya chinesus

>>17610703
3 past lives
1st one was somewhere in japan. You were a simple farmers woman. Died of old age. You had 11 kids.
2nd one you were a dog. A royal dog. Henry 8ths dog. Well one of his dogs atleast.
3rd You were a rober around 1900 in US. Gunned down by the police during a robery

>>17610921
Kung Pao beef with mushrooms. No question, just food please. haha.

>>17610926

Hmm cool. That's quite the talent nonetheless. Thank you

23
M
Scorpio

Soul age/past life

>>17609851
23
m
scorpio
c u n t

>>17610909
do you now any good method to recall past life memories?

Thanks for your time

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>>17610751
Oh well, I've heard similar before, was worth a try.

Thank you for your efforts.

>>17610937

Ah 4 letters...

O k a y

>>17610747
New soul. Nothing much about it.

>>17610930
You at least have very good life in you future before die terrible. How nice for you!

Next order, prease!

>>17610932
Lasagna excerrent choice.

Any direction you head in bad because it you heading in it! So just bring ruckus and fuck people bullshit up! You die anyway!

Bress you too.

Next order, prease!

>>17610772
>1h later still got it

2 past lives.
Your 1st one was that of a mouse. Lived long enough to mate. Died afterwords. Well atleast you didn't die a virgin mouse.
2nd you were a Female show owner around 1850 somewhere in north Europe. Died of old age. You had 1 son.

>>17610942
Hypnosis.

The Eiffel tower will be destroyed soon. please someone tell me I'm wrong, I'm very certain of this

>>17610934
Good choice! VERY tasty!

But this Misfortune Cookie reading, so something bad have to happen to you. You have filling randomly fall out while sip you drink. Much time at dentist in you future. Ask for nitrous and breathe it deeply for me! That part actually good time!

Next order, prease!

>>17610962
Thank you. Would you like a reading in return?

>>17610811
New soul atracted to blue. Search for happiness in whatever you can because it needs it.

>>17610921
Kung po chiken with cashewnuts

Clint
21
Taurus

a group has reached out to help me, and I'm thinking of accepting their offer. Should I do it?

>>17610970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyrNktD_PwA

>>17610949
Does a new soul mean there are no past lives ever?

>>17609851
If you're still doing readings..
>24
>Female
>Taurus
> b a n g

>>17610973
Sorry but I have to refuse. I know what has happened before and what will happen in the future for me. I was my very first test subject after all.

>>17609851
21
male
aries
j x a e

>>17610821
New soul going dim red. Don't get angry at trivial things

>>17610977
Cashew so nice!

You get in fight. Punched and kicked very much. It leave you vely rumpy and bluised. You look like loser asshole for week. Very bad feelings. Much unfortunate. OK?

Next order, prease!

>>17610983
Yes.

>>17610996
Thanks for the reading but its weird...had another reader tell me I had at least two previous lives.

I don't tend to get angry anymore but I'm rarely happy anyways

>>17610822
Couple of past lives that get mixed and cant see much of each. In both you were a male filled with anger.

>>17610990
Of course, I understand. I had to offer though after you've done so many readings for others today.

Good luck with the rest of your day. :)

>>17610972
Sounds not too bad lol. Good thing my benefits are about to renew haha. Would you like to share the delicious food? :D

>>17610848
New soul. Bright green color. Something annoys you alot, am I correct?

>>17611012
Interesting, I've been told I was in war in different lives, could that be it? Is my soul still filled with anger?

>>17609851
20
M
Virgo
V S F Z

>>17610921
Sesame Chicken with a side of will she ever like me?

>>17611009
Maybe. But once a soul goes blank(as in it fufilled its previous mission and starts a new) I can't see anything with fire methond.

>>17611018
you are correct, sir. i would love to learn more if you are willing/able to elaborate on anything else you may have seen. If not, thank you anyway

>>17610855
2 past lives
1st was around 700 somewhere in central asia. Simple tribesman. Died in a raid.
2nd one around 1300-1400 somewhere in east europe. A cat. Black cat.

>>17611045
meant to say anon, as I dont know your sex.

>>17610858
Your one past life was around 1800 in USA. A slave. You escaped your master. Tried to survive in the wilderness but died of starvation.

>>17611017
You come down to Chinesus Clist and Hory Tlinity restaurant and laundromat! We feed you and crean you up real good! So nice!

>>17610862
New soul. Nothing much to it.

>>17611033
You order Sesame Chicken because you a chicken says-a-me! You need say something to her so that you not such pussy like cat meat we use in food at restaurant. You need find you internal beefiness and be man! Get you that girl, asshole!

Well sorry to the people I coulnd't read to but this is my limit for the day. Maybe I'll stop by some other time in another thread to show you your past.
Pyromancer out.

>>17611057
not even a color?

>>17611074
White. Thats pretty much a blank canvas. I can't do anything with white color. It's up to you to decide what to do.

>>17610921
beef fried rice and steamed pork dumplings

whats a good career for me?

>>17611055
Awww the happy ending I've always dreamed of... lol and I am just kidding haha.

>>17611110
>whats a good career for me?
>beef fried rice and steamed pork dumplings
plostitution

>Awww the happy ending I've always dreamed of... lol and I am just kidding haha.
We only serve order of Happy Family. If you want Happy Ending, you go my cousin's massage parlor down street. My family always show you good time!

>>17609851
How clever of you to do readings of past lives. That way noone can prove that you are full of shit.

>>17609851
24, F, Aries
P R N A

>>17609851
24
Male
Gemini
B T A G

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>>17610921
Herro! I take 1 quart of white lice and the general tsaos chickan

Tell me about my mother!

Male 22 taurus. I'm really at a cross roads in life right now. I met this girl and the circumstances that are involved are crazy. I'm really stuck right now and if you do so a reading it will probably be pretty dark. ..I haven't had a good reading lately.

>>17611206
It's cause you're a Taurus.
Love never works out for Taurus.

>>17609851
Can you read about the lives that Jesus Christ lived after his crucifixion?

Chinesus.
Crispy chicken in Peking sauce fried rice and plawn clackers.

Work and finance prease

>>17611200
Herro! Good talk you again! I get you food for you! I hope very yum!

You mother have vagina you come out of. Or maybe belly if you c-section. I see neutral fortune for her where she a grumpy-grump, and I see slight misfortune you: birds shit on you car lots.

OK, next order prease!

>>17611225
OMG you're right!

>>17611206
I don't buy into bullshit readings, but if you want some real advice on crazy circumstances I can give you some.
When I met my wife of now 4 years the circumstances could not have been worse:

- She is Chinese and lived in Beijing, I am from Denmark and I was visiting China for 4 months.
- She is from a poor family and have a completely different background than me.
- She has a completely different culture than me.
- I had been learning Chinese for 1 month, she did not speak English at the time.
- She lived with her boyfriend of 4 years.
- I was a student and had almost no money.
- Her entire family didn't approve of our relationship.

Let me know if your circumstances are crazier than that - we made it work despite all of that and now live together in Denmark.

>>17609851
Damn you got a lot but I'll give it a try if you're still here.
18
Female
Aries
B. G. T. D.

Im way late but I'll give it a try.


23
Male
LEO
G E P A B

hello, i could use some help
my name is brianne
i am a 21 yo girl
and i'm an aries

recently i've been in a fit about a lack of composure. can you help me?

>>17610921
i want some arab with garlic sauce
tell me if i will reach happinness soon

>>17609961
Very interesting to know.
Thank you, sir.

>>17609961
Can you give me a reading?
My name is Shayne
Female
19
Aquarius
A e l j

>>17611363
Why you eat Arabs?! :o They people from Middle East, you fool!

I no see you reaching happiness if you do things like that. I see you die horrible. Misfortune Cookie say you find happiness later, and thing suck for you for while first now until you stop being so horrible shitty horrible.

OK, next order prease!

>>17610872
Nice. Curious indeed. Thank you very much.

>>17611410
oh shit i meant arab meat
so sorry ;-;
i just wanted to be happy

>>17609033
10/10 would scry with

>>17610921
I want fruit and nuts.

Also am I gonna end up just being played but this guy I like romantically?

>>17611428
Too bad. Happiness happen later when you suck less first. Go do something good for youself and make much smile for me, you fucking round-eye.

>>17611480
>am I gonna end up just being played but this guy I like romantically?
>I want fruit and nuts.

I see you getting a lot of nuts from this guy. I don't know about if serious or not. But he do some serious stuff to you holes! Also you get paper cut soon. It sting!

OK, next order prease!

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>>17611482
i will try to get better, chink

>>17611496
Oh my...

>>17611496
Well he did seriously hurt me in a way last time we met..

>>17611499
That the spirit!

And that dog look dericious!

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The Lunar Maximum is coming soon.
I will be doing readings to help you all make it through, and to learn and grow during this lunar cycle.

I will do one of the following:
Tarot - I'll give you 9 cards.
Scry - We'll see what happens
Channeling - Succubi tell me things, and sometimes I listen.

Also for those who don't know, the moon has moved into scorpio a few hours ago and will be officially full in a few hours.
This implies that there will be excitation and release of pent up emotions, which may generate conflict or a bad mood.
Scorpio rules emotional attachment / stability, therefore can cause quite a bit of turmoil if left unchecked.

>pic related

>>17611554
I'd love a scry from you. What do you need?

>>17611565
I'd rather use little information; if you feel that you need to tell me something and make sure I check into that, then tell me. I await your reply.

>>17611554
Can I have a Tarot or Scry reading please? Whatever you feel like doing at the moment.

22
Leo
Male
Engr. Student in Cali
My question is the following:
Is my life becoming more open to meaningful relationships (emotional connection either as good friends or romantic; romantic would be really nice, but either) ?
>I have been going through some emotional/mental/spiritual/physical turmoil and it's just now starting to settle, I'm wondering if this is coming my way.

>>17611554
give me a tarot reading that will help me find happiness

>>17611586
Alright.
18 female Aries.

How is my physical and spiritual shit going ?
And can you see if anything bad might happen to me or the people I'm close too

>>17611554

hmmm can you scry what my future boyfriend looks like or his personality? i'm a lady.

>>17611589
16 Tower , 11 Lust, 1 Magus
4 Swords, 9 Hermit, 2 Wands
0 Fool, XIX Sun, Knight of Wands

I see your turmoil and desire for connections.
I see you are exiting this turmoild with gained wisdom and strength.
I see you are inspired by your recent journey and having enough energy to try really hard.

I don't see you succeeding at it in this part of the cycle, but there may be something happening by New Moon, so don't give up or tire yourself. Also, Sun is in Taurus, so stick to your efforts.

26

male

scorpio

m b g o

thanks man, looking forward to reading it.

>>17611554
I'm a Scorpio! I am in dire need of a love reading for me and my crush... any advice would be very appreciated. I don't know weather you should tarot, scry, or channel for that... I wish for you to choose what you think is best. Though I usually get lots of luck with tarot. I just want to know if he's worth chasing or if I should put an end to it. I just want to be with him someday if he wants me too ... thank you!

>>17611554
18
Male
Sagittarius
Brazil

Tarot, Channeling or Scry, you decide what is best.

I want to know: When I'm going to get what I want in the spiritual realm of the things. When I'm going to reach the level of power that some other spirits have?

Thank You in advance.

>>17611554
Was thinking I felt shittyl cause I was tired but maybe it's the full moon.
I fed a crow some bread and I think it remembers me. I'm anxious to move to my hometown cause I don't have a job yet but I'm supposed to have N interview for a place I'm very interested in working at.

>>17611554
What do you see in my future?

>>17611554
Male,23.
Have a crush on this girl but i feel like she doesnt like me any way. What do you see in the future with her?
Thanks.

>>17611554
I would like a reading with whichever method you deem most appropriate. My query is on what I should do in order to further my long-term occult goals.

In return, I can give you a reading when I get home in a few hours, if you wish.

>>17611531
You tell him that!!!

>>17611554
Scry please, but please make me a low priority. I won't give any details.

>>17611554
Scry
What's my next bf appearance?

>>17611554
scry
do you see anything happening at all with this chad guy and me?

>>17611600
No

>>17611604
I'm going to assume you meant scrying, so I'll do that.

I see a woman wearing a robe and ram skull over her head and eyes, much like an RE4 cultist. Her hair is very light blonde. The robe is white, it shows inexperience and it covers the figure. (Do you happen to have many retrograde planets in your astrology?) She is wearing makeup, most notably a dark lip stick.
Physical: Beneath the robe her body is slightly overweight, soft, but curvy and somewhat attractive - would be irresistible after working on it. She is located in a shrine that has a square floor and circular oculus ceiling, supported by pillars. All the stone is white marble. There are other cultists dressed similarly, but with robes with red, gold, and orange diagonal stripe patterns.
Spiritual: She has a dark aura around her, but it looks like there is noticeable blue, indigo, violet around her. (Do you have many planets in fire signs or houses ruled by them?)
Anything bad happening: I feel it is 40% likely - probably related to sadness or loss.

>>17611612
No

>>17611554
Scry
Is my crush gonna ask me out. Ty

>>17611629
Thank you Lips.

I do feel good about exiting this turmoil it certainly brought a lot of growth for me although it was absolutely insanely intense, but here we are getting better and better.

It's a shame that I don't get any of those emotional connections yet.. hopefully sometime in the not so far future, I would really like that.

When you say this part of the cycle what time frame are we talking about?

I keep going now results are besides the point. Thank you.

Still interested in this whole thing.

Tarot, Scry, whatever you feel like, really.

19
Male
Gemini
Also, my name is Chance.

>>17611640
Channeling because it's my preferred tool in this situation.
>I'm smiling at this. I feel warmer.
>I feel exciting potential, sexual attraction
>It doesn't give me a strong heart feeling; this worries me
>I feel security and comfort. I would not object to being established here.
>My words escape me sometimes. It is hard to talk.
>I can see him sometimes, but he seems to move in and out; he doesn't hold still long enough to see clearly.
>He is blessed with good fortunes. He resonates.

captcha: 7334
>TEEA

>>17611600
>>17611697
why not? :(

>>17611554
What's the path to my financial success?

>>17611697
I don't really know much about plants? And thank you~!

Is it common for younger souls to have bad eyesight?

Is there even such a thing as old or young souls?

>>17611737
Oh, and I suppose tarot, but the succubi thing could be interesting, if she has anything to say about my situation. Whatever you believe to be more appropriate, thank you.

>>17611741
I don't know about eye sight. But yes there is such thing as new souls and thousands of years old souls.

>>17611643
Channel.
This one came quickly.

>You need to make union.

>>17611646
no

>>17611647
no

>>17611675
no

>>17611679
>I see you're searching for truth in the dark, amongst stars, organizing them into shapes, circles
>develop a smoother structure

Give Vocaroo reading if you will.

>>17611726
This answered my question without a doubt... thank you :)

>>17611757
>>17611643

Wait what? Oh my god!!

Is there a period of Time?

>>17611757
>>17611643
>>17611757
>>17611766

Almost forgot. Thank you Immensely!

>>17611757
Alright, thanks anyways.

>>17611726
Can you tell me what you saw him looking like? :)

>>17609033

New Thread:

>>17611756
>>17611756
>>17611756

>>17611685
I see swords in a stone to be pulled by you.

>>17611693
No

>>17611695
I see a yin and yang, Yin side over yang, but yin is falling and yang is rising.
It looks like something may happen, possibly before New Moon.

>>17611757
I think I understand your scry, thanks.

>Give Vocaroo reading if you will.
Are you asking me to read your voice or to record my reading?

>>17611698
I see someone holding their left elbow with their right hand, and holding their left hand in front of the face.
I think it is unlikely.

>>17611700
Lunar Cycle begins and ends on New Moon.

>>17611737
No

>>17611739
Get a natal chart from an astrology website and study it.

>>17611766
It doesn't really matter when; it's not going to get better until you do.

You're welcome.

>>17611777
No

>>17611793
record the reading you offer me, so I can listen to it later

>>17611807
That's OK thank you so much your reading... it inspired me to stick with it... ah i knew I was going to anyway ;)

>>17611751

I've gotten two online reads on x that say I'm really old, yet in Vedic numerology I'm a young soul.

>>17611554
can you tell me about this guy giving me mixed Signals? Is there anything going to come out of it. Channeling please

>>17611807
What do I do with this flower knowledge.
Should I play with them more or eat the non poisoned ones?

>>17611830
I mean. I'm not that smart but I feel like the person themselves should get a jist of it. I mean I act more as a child but I feel like I'm pretty olden.

>>17611835
>torture

>>17611843
Stop talking to me

>>17611856
torture? as in he's going to torture me?

>>17611554
channeling
am I ever gonna sex my crush

>>17611807
I'm not sure how I feel about posting my voice on here, and I'm really sick right now, so I sound like shit. I would be more willing to do this privately over email, if you'd like to give me your email. At any rate, I will need your gender and query.

>>17611868
>I waited for it to happen, but I was beginning to get bored. I saw several meetings, but they started to get less frequent.

>>17611871
don't bother

>>17611899
Channeling
will *I* ever sex my crush?

>>17611910
No

>>17611554
channeling
are me and t ever gonna be more than friends

>>17611919
:(

>>17611854

Well the fact we're exchanging dialogue means we're on the same wavelength.

The first time I tripped on shrooms my friend told me he felt like I was his dad or something because I seemed old.

Unfortunately it seems like a few years later I've lost that groundedness. I suppose suffering makes for greater depths.

>>17611926
>I got really cold and wondered where my friends are.

>>17611554
Channeling
When am I gonna lose my virginity

>>17611554
Anything you see for my future? I'm planning on moving from a city to a small town, or a city to another city... which do you see as best? Another city? Or the small town?

>>17611554
because u channel with a succubi can you tell me about the person I will have sex with next? I'll even send some sexual energy to them in return...

>>17611942
>>17611944
>>17611960
I'm about to fall asleep

>>17611856
But. Ily. I don't want to shut up

>>17611899
Suit yourself, have a good one.

>>17611928
You are the daddy c;