Sometimes I feel like somebody's watching me

If nobody was watching you then there would be nothing to collapse your wave-function, meaning you would only exist as a probability, or a distribution cloud.

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But what about this then?

>it's fucking nothing
How surprising

>>17564960
>well okay the strange colors in the green grass dont mean anything

>>17564937
It is easy... pull your pants down, scream out loud, "You wanna fuck!" then wait for thirty seconds.
If there is no reply, yell at the bastard to leave you alone if he's not gonna have sex.
If anonymous kinky stranger sex isn't something you want, then scream at the bastard, "You have 60 seconds to vacate. If you don't, I will immediately harm the environment and everyone in it, including myself."
If he cannot get the reference, throw shit through the window and act so deranged that he will either leave you out of pity or disgust.

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>>17564981
Thanks mate, i did it similar, said i was going to start madturbating a ton if he wont leave. Lookin at the same angle as before looks like hes gone now