Make clouds disappear?

>>17559657

even a cumulonimbus thunderstorm or thick overcast clouds? you lying piece of shit, sage

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>>17559657
i used to be able to move things barley, as a child. such as a coat rack etc.

>>17559657
clooood turn into a square shape clooood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNYo69XiDfA

>>17559657
I can too, OP. My mom and I can clear a rainstorm in about 15 minutes of dedicated focus.

>>17559657
Yeah, you know, in my youth, I did actually try this whole "cloudbursting" thing.

The trick is to get someone to look at a cloud long enough to realize that they fade on their own. It's the mother of all illusions of agency.

>>17559722
Awesome! Yeah, it seems like when I have another person focus with me, they fades significantly faster.

ITT retards

>>17559679
That Office reference. Golden.

Wow close minded individuals on /x/ these days? Shocking.. never expected that one.. derpa derpa bet you can't make your clouded mind disappear..

>>17559782
You're on.

I did that shit one time on acid, kek

Energy is all and all is one.. put that in your pipe and smoke it.. lol

Can't believe this is really a thread. This is low, even for /x/

>>17559955
I am actually laughing out loud. I can't believe people this retarded can function enough to even operate a computer.

>>17559955
Damn those triple dubs though

>>17559955
>still can't count anons
There's no way to legitimately inform you that your presence doesn't exist, is there?

It amazes me the amount of close minded people that have nothing better to do in life besides try to make people seem foolish, when the only fool is looking back at them in the mirror.

>>17559748
kek

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Pretty much sums it up..

>>17560054
facebook jpgs

fukken nice dude

>>17559748
clearly you lack focus, as well as the weather bending abilities of OP.

>>17559657
Clouds always disappear no matter what you fucking moron, you're not special. Ever heard of WIND?

>>17560109
Funny how a cloud could be there for hours until you focus on it. Derpa totally the wind and/or it was already fading before you choose it. Unfortunately your man tits and virginity will never disappear..

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>>17560159

>>17560159
>projecting this much
Are delusions better than real life? Why?

Wow. Sage.

>>17560109
This.
>>17560159
It does disappear, you just aren't watching it long enough to notice. All clouds vaporize. Always.
>>17560188
Yes. Commitment is hell.

This thread is a perfect example of this: >>17559839

This thread is a perfect example of how fucked society is. Unless it's taught or googled, it surely can't be legit. Must not be a crystal/gem thread for haters to go..

More people are waking up every day. Unfortunately, some will never realize there true potential.

>>17560241
>perfect example
It's not. As bad as it is, some people believe this.

Forumsliding takes a different form on 4chan. Since bumping doesn't work, they need to get people to derail threads all on their own. This thread is slow, doesn't have many posters, and can only slide any other thread by exactly one bump. Believe it or not, it's a legitimate topic in this context.

>>17560287
Pretty sad desu, i don't even need a bolt gun to kill my goats anymore.

>>17559700
Tee Shep Clud

>>17559782
Make rain clouds appear in a clear sky, then I'll be impressed. Regular clouds move and fade on their own if you pay attention long enough.

>>17559657
I can make the tide go out or come in. It can take me up to twelve hours, but it happens.

>>17559782
I bet you you probably could with some 00 buckshot

100% guaranteed to open your mind up

I've never made them disappear but this one time i was running and i noticed a cloud that was like the black mist from the first season of lost. It streched and moved like a snake through the sky.

>>17563744
I laughed.

Then I realized I actually use the moon to control the tides. This is very surreal.

>>17559657
I figured out the malleability of the universe a while ago but at some point along the way I gave up. I think it was just the pull of conformity.

>>17559700
LMAO this guy gets me every time. He sound like Randy Marsh

>>17559722
I can do this too! I notice that if I focus hard enough, I can make a thunderstorm clear and it usually only takes somewhere between 10 minutes and 5 hours.

Role play thread

>>17559657
I can't move clouds but I can make thunder clap when I want it to.
Here is how it's done.
>Wait for a thunder storm
>go outside
>stand looking at the sky
>chant THUNDER
>do this for about 10 minutes
>It works %100 percent of the time

>>17559748
Retard, just means slowed down. Are you saying that you have the ability to move clouds unretarded, full speed?

>>17559722
>>17559657
>If I sit and wait long enough things that go away naturally will go away
>I must have magic powers

>>17560288
And once it slides that thread the moment someone posts in it again it's right back to the top of the first page.

Which makes the whole forum sliding thing pointless.

>>17563903
>Laughs at people who think they can control clouds
>Thinks they can control the tides via the moon

You're right, Op.
I rearranged my clouds to spell faggot.

Topkek clouds dont disprese by themselves, wind isnt a thing

>>17559657
no silly you're supposed to make it rain not drought

>>17566569
I have been praying for less rain in Kansas.

>>17559657
this is low even for /x/ standards

Op here. I'm just reaching out to those none-douchbags who actually read this forum for some insight beyond the normal way of thinking. Anyone can burn a witch, but only few can comprehend the powers at work. When a cloud fades naturally it takes time, sometimes hours. When you focus you're thoughts/mind/energy on it fading, it takes seconds/minutes.

Few will know what lies beyond the border, because they are blinded by the ego.

I have the ability to kill people simply by staring at them long enough. I tried going into the terminally ill ward of a hospital and stared at a guy for an hour and he died. Then I stared at some random guy and after 20 years he died. So you see I am not to be trifled with.

If I look at cloud... It moves away
>how
>I am l33t h4x0rz

Confirmation bias
+
Selective memory
:
When you try something and only remember the coincidental times things happened to match up, thereby ending in confabulation and superstition.

By the way, this type of error specifically attributed to clouds is called "cloud bursting".
It's been debunked scientifically.

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>>17559657
Wow, you're an actual CLOUDBENDER!

Jokes aside: when I was a child (I thought) I could do this, too.
It's probably just an illusion.
As the other Anons said, clouds automatically fade away.

Ooooor... glitch in the Matrix, maybe?

>>17559657
if i concentrate enough i can make my penis grow longer and harder

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>>17559657
>>17559722
>>17559743

i hope sincerely that you guys are troll's, if not you are fucking retarded on a entirely new level.

Jesus fucking Christ....

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>>17560159

>Funny how a cloud could be there for hours until you focus on it

Hahaha wow does your brain even have reasoning left in it?

>>17567225
Clouds usually last from 5 - 45 minutes.

You just happen to focus on ones nearing the end of their cycle.

What excuse do you make for all the times it fails?

>Oh I wasn't focusing enough
>I guess my power isn't at it's max

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>>17559657

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>OP is a dovah

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>>17559657
We have reached unprecedented levels of autism

>>17559657
Yeah clouds move faggot
saged

>>17559657
I can make clouds dissapear by vlosing my eyes.
Sage

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>>17559679
but what if clood was not kill?

>>17559727
I came here to post something similar, thank you tripfag, I can leave now.

make my misery disappear too plz

>>17568466

Why don't you become a skwershaycloooo

>>17559700
thank you for the chuckle, based anon. i came into this thread looking for that exact video.

>>17559727
>cloudbursting

that's not what the word means, fool.

>>17568466
>>17568501
That freaking video lol

Wilhelm Reich thought it had to do with orgone energy and UFOs. The FBI believed him enough to throw him in jail and ban his books.
full text of 'contact from space,' an /x/ title if ever there was one
https://ia700708.us.archive.org/2/items/ContactFromSpaceByWilhelmReich/Contact-from-Space%20by%20Wilhelm%20Reich.pdf

btw a hex on all those who would burn books or obscure knowledge, shills out

spoopy..

>>17560054
did your aunt suzie email that to you in a mass email from her AOL account?

>>17559657
I have had the ability to stare at traffic lights and make them change color... sometimes it takes a little while though. But I can always do it every time, guaranteed

>>17569787
With a name like that and the paranoia of Nazis post WW2 [spoiler]and their /x/ ties[/spoiler], it's not that surprising that he was jailed.

>>17559848
Hehe, right on, bro

>>17560006
The mirror isnt real.

What are you, new?

Imagine lines slicing the clouds into smaller pieces , this is no joke I have done it for years

>>17559657
My heart stops when I cough

>>17569787
The guy was a nut.

>He and his son would spend their nights searching for UFOs through telescopes and binoculars, and when they believed they had found one would roll out the cloudbuster to suck the energy out of it. Reich claimed he had shot several of them down. Armed with two cloudbusters, they fought what Reich termed a "full-scale interplanetary battle" in Arizona

>he had once chased some people away with a gun just for looking at an adjacent property.

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>>17565543
>not acknoledging the moons effect on tide

>>17559657
Just tried this, its pretty easy.

>>17568271
>What excuse do you make for all the times it fails?
It never does though, you can see them breaking up as soon as you start and then they dissiperar in <5 min while the clouds next to them are still there. Then you change cloud and the same thing happens.

But keep being skeptic. Its your loss.

>>17561865
>implying rain clouds don't appear of their own accord
You are honestly as bad as them...

>>17567225
When you faggots can clear tropical cyclones, I will admit there is a possibility.
Either way, it's a win win for the world though, either you autists go, or the cyclone does.
>I know who I am betting on

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>fukin skeptics
>muh power
>100% definitive not just observing a natural occurence

fucking ameritards, anywhere with a low to medium humidity clouds disperse pretty quickly, stop trying to be wizards you fucking preteens.

>>17572040
>Then I realized I actually use the moon to control the tides.
>I actually use the moon
>I use the moon
Learn to read.

>>17572110
Seems less far fetched than manipulating the atmosphere with sheer will desu.

>>17559657
I wish there was a 100% chance of being able to get rid of fags like you

>>17572133
In what world is manipulating the moon in order to control tides less far fetched than making a cloud disappear?

Let me through i want to see the RP.

>>17572254
I suppose if you were dilusional you could say that the moon is further away and has a far greater mass.

>>17559657
Yes!
Ive seen it happen before my very own eyes op! You see the wind pushes the clouds away from my peripheral vision if i keep standing still and not moving my head for about an hour, and voila! Clouds disappeared

>>17572267
So it being further away and having a far great mass makes it less far fetched to claim you can control it?

So by that logic it is less far fetched for me to say I control the sun, than to say I can pick up a book off the table next to me.

>>17572290
Sorry I misinterpreted your initial responce, you are correct, and I was trying to say it is indeed more far fetched to say you can move the moon than a cloud.
However, both are highly improbable.

>>17572290
>>17572290
I never said moving the moon.

Im calling "muh moon magiks" less far fetched than "psychic cloud staring"

Not saying either isnt far fetched. But this is /x/ after all

>>17559657

get help you schizo

>>17559782
its the shills

they saw how much an effect /pol/ has and they full force shill on /x/ because /x/ investigations and projects are 1000x more damaging than anything political

>>17559657
Turn into a squeeeer shaped cleeeeeud.

I want to believe. This is amazing! What's your technique, op? Any pointers?

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>>17559657
So the only thing you're doing is just waiting for the clouds to disappear?

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>it's an /x/ role play thread

>>17559657
I form my clouds in the shapes of dicks

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>>17573081
I think I saw the same dick-shaped cloud when I was driving home from work.

>>17573087
It would have been better if the chemtrail was over the hole.

>>17573019
>/x/ investigations and projects are 1000x more damaging than anything political
Holy shit you actually believe this don't you?

Name one thing of value that /x/ has ever done.

>>17573100
definitely /x/ has had a negative effect on the establishment and its dark secrets

not everything is black and white, discussions itself and of great threat.