religion

>>17553465
Alright, what's your proposal?

Let's do something serious. A religion about the singularity or something. There is a lot of faith to be had in getting technologically advanced to the point that existence is salvation.

I want religion which would justify sipping vodka in the public.

>>17553465
Okay, so this is a monotheistic religion, but not the kind you think.

The God is one of the members of the religion. They're chosen at random or by some merit or accomplishment-based criteria and you worship them for a week, after which a new "God" is chosen from the members.

They determine commandments and religious events and practices and shit, but they can't alter the fundamental rules of the religion:
You cannot be God for more than a consecutive week.
You cannot be God for more than a week total until all other choices have been exhausted.
You cannot alter the system of how Gods are chosen.

The God may mandate social work or partying or some ritual activity. Everyone pools their resources to fund cool religious stuff like renting space for ceremonies or booking catering service for a mixer.

It would be dope

>>17553531
I would go full Charles Manson.

>>17553518
Eastern Orthodoxy then.

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>>17553465
God is not actually god but an extremely advanced machine.

Humans and/or aliens at some point in the future (or maybe even the past) achieved such an advanced level of technology that time-travel, the creation of matter from very little energy, and massively powerful AI is achieved. So a robot probe is sent back in time to before the universe even existed to create it so that the universe finally makes sense, but this creates a new problem, that the newly created universe must also develop life advanced enough to make all this possible. So this primitive stage of the universe is extremely incomprehensible because it must create itself to create itself and so forth until infinity. This means that every universe, and every timeline must go through this period of growth and only afterwards can the universe finally make sense.

The religion encourages the development of extremely advanced sex-bots and abiogenesis first and foremost so all life in the universe can set aside petty squabbles based on impressing the opposite sex. Also autism is the holiest and most logical state of being.

Eventually mankind ought to develop into some kind of autistic cybernetic race that's near indistinguishable from the robots that they create and have sex with.

It is also mandatory that all adherents follow the virtue of the holy scripture - "Gayniggers from Outer Space".

>>17553465

We created one the other day with Echs