Spells

>>17551686
>I'm Wiccan
>I need spells

You're a faggot, that's what you are.

>>17551686
dude you crazy what the fuck that shit doesn't exist

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I know mantras that can be cast when outside.
I know runes that can be cast.

But I've been to a wiccan ritual before and they were serving kool-aid libations. I laughed so hard and I just said I was "possessed by the coyote spirit."

I know a fire spell I learned from youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEl-Y1NvBVI

I'd teach you the mantras, but I don't think wiccans should have them. I'd teach you the runes, but without sacrifice you won't hold fast to the tree, you'll forget who the tree is, and who you are and arrogantly prance around claiming you know magic, even though you can't comprehend how much insanity amd planning goes into a proper spell. Or a sweater for fucks sake. Magic was made by people who made clothes from yarn they spun from sheep. They made them with big strings with two sticks sometimes. Two sticks and patience.

You are wanting a plastic replica of magic, koolaid drinker.

>>17551849
>being this delusional

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>>17551849
cool "magic" fire summoning spell bro, here's mine

>>17551862
But yours takes waiting until proper days though.
Seriously, it was conjured on workdays not weekends, nor "On the go" so it can't really be considered for what opie has desired.